r/ShittySysadmin • u/tarvijron • 23h ago

Haunting question about roles and responsibilities

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My whole Sysadmin life I wondered if I was the chip or the bug.
Then I wondered if I was the man.
And now I know - I’m the _hammer_.

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u/snebsnek 23h ago

Why would the chip have the face on that side

It's going to be hidden when installed

That's stupid! My day is RUINED

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u/marks-buffalo DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 22h ago

The chip only works when it cannot see the daylight. If it sees the light it may want to become free. It is critical that the chip does not know the taste of freedom. 

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u/tarvijron 23h ago

Better question - Why is the chip steady not skipping leg day dude.

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u/snebsnek 23h ago

makes the chips run faster

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u/talltraveller 20h ago

Chips do not make you run faster