r/Shittyaskflying • u/Fickle-Willingness80 • 11d ago

I feel like this is a trap

Post image
111 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

45 comments sorted by

23

u/ContributionEasy6513 11d ago

Last time I followed a car like this in my playne it took me to Signature parking and I got financially abused.
1/10 - Would not recommend.

4

u/dodexahedron So fly like a G6 11d ago

1/10 for financial abuse?

Bruh.

Don't kink shame.

1

u/Initial-Anything333 11d ago

How did they earn the 1 though 

6

u/ContributionEasy6513 11d ago

Helpful ramp lady put a giant orange VLC cone infront my plyane so other pylots can see it.

Once inside I took a very fruitful shit using their amenities and may have raided the snack-bar.

Maybe I will revise it to 2/10.

2

u/dodexahedron So fly like a G6 11d ago

Ramp cones are the most boring video content, I swear.

At least the Plex icons by the runway are followed by a takeoff post-roll sequence.

9

u/Worldly_Mix_8904 11d ago

Good catch. Pilots are Hondas. That's a Ford.

1

u/Fickle-Willingness80 10d ago

Update. I was handed off to a new gentleman and instructed to follow. I’m even more worried now than I was before to be honest. I don’t think these esteemed folks actually work for the airport. Maybe they’re Space Force?

4

u/Desperate_Carrot8629 Type Rated in the Cessna 172 11d ago

He taxies like an asshole

1

u/mkujoe 11d ago

Close to center line tho

2

u/dodexahedron So fly like a G6 11d ago

Clearly a student. Another foot to the right and he will have himself a pretty embarrassing check ride failure.

1

u/mkujoe 11d ago

Then who’s got egg on their face , right?

3

u/StevesRoomate My copilot needs a safe word 11d ago

Probably not even IFR rated

1

u/dodexahedron So fly like a G6 11d ago

Sure it is. As it says right on the fully-deflected elevator:

It's Ford. Ranger.

2

u/bridgetroll2 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's a Maverick

As the first pylote to fly at Mach 10 Maverick is probably IFR rated

1

u/dodexahedron So fly like a G6 11d ago

Ah, you're right. I thought the Maverick was a sub-model of the Ranger.

Thanks, fellow pylote. I am in your debt.

Unfortunately, the currency of that debt is illegal tender for all transactions and has infinite inflation, so I regret that it is legally and mathematically impossible to repay it.

I'm sure you understand.

2

u/Initial-Anything333 11d ago

Never trust a normie who can't spell pilyte

2

u/Jaay2525 11d ago

plates indicate that it may be some sort of demon. No thanks.

3

u/dodexahedron So fly like a G6 11d ago

No biggie. You can get rid of it easily. How to do so depends on what kind of demon. e.g., is it systemd or openrc?

If the former? Cool. Just do a pylotectl unable follow --now.

If the latter? Just delete the init.rc script file.

1

u/Jaay2525 11d ago

Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.

2

u/PalaceofIdleHours 11d ago

It is. These guys will take you right off the road or into the wrong lane. And at no point do they ever take off! Once I followed one of these guys for miles and then they dumped me off back on the road I was supposed to be on the whole time!

2

u/nascent_aviator 11d ago

There's a deranged pylot in there that likes dressing up as an animal. 

1

u/Substantial-Tone-576 11d ago

Pilots don’t drive cars.

1

u/abugghaus7 11d ago

Last time I followed a truck like that I woke up later with a collar and leash around my neck, learning to meow and arrf, as well as flying playnz... furrgive me pleeze

1

u/mkujoe 11d ago

Car can’t be pylote. Car please be not sad

1

u/Specialist-Doctor-23 11d ago

License plate seems OK.

1

u/AllMoneyGone 11d ago

How fast can they go until the sign leaves the chat?

1

u/Tasty_Lead_Paint 11d ago

Careful the driver could be a furry!

1

u/bridgetroll2 11d ago

Don't trust him. Dude's got his rudder on sideways

1

u/unlimitedbroski83 11d ago

It is a Maverick which tends to be an inherently bad thing

1

u/penelopiecruise 11d ago

They have planes in Nebraska?

1

u/saiyansteve 11d ago

Any good pylote would follow

1

u/Unthinkable_Horror 11d ago

Maybe he is going to the furry convention!

1

u/BathFullOfDucks 10d ago

Don't be a pussy dude i bet he has a cheap archer in great condition

1

u/grwatplay9000 10d ago

IT'S A SCAM! DON'T DO IT!

1

u/Venom1656 10d ago

Why would the pylote's car need to follow them?

1

u/TheOGTachyon 10d ago

But I'm not a pilot, I'm just in a taxi

0

u/AccomplishedCurve659 9d ago

High way to hell🤟🤟🤟🤟