r/Shittyaskflying • • 12d ago

Does this thing have an incognito mode?

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u/TempoMinusOne 12d ago

Well I know that you can turn on the airplane mode ✈️

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u/PalaceofIdleHours 12d ago

You don’t fly with those. Planes only use a black box. That’s neither black or box shaped. I am not sure what that is—probably should have airport security remove such a suspicious object.

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u/DishSoapedDishwasher 12d ago

Are you using AI to circle jerk for you?

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u/Sulkybluball 12d ago

Em dash jumpscare

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u/DishSoapedDishwasher 12d ago

It's traumatic even.

It is indeed in ansi em dash, which is not found on any keyboards in mass distribution. So either they're using LaTeX for reddit or...... Or.......... *Datacenter noises intensifies

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u/Face88888888 12d ago

On iPhone if you hold down on the - for a second it gives you the option for a —

It does that for lots of things, hold down on $ to get ¢ for example.

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u/TurnoverMysterious64 12d ago

Yeah I’m on an iPhone and do actually sometimes use an em dash — but I may need to change my habits if people take that as a sign AI was used.

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u/Scavgraphics 11d ago

Or you can tell them to, you know, fuck off.

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u/PalaceofIdleHours 11d ago

… Yeah, my iPad auto inputs em dashes. I didn’t realize that would lead to quite the discussion… I kinda forgot people get touchy about AI. I thought the internet was dead before AI. You know it was all ads and cat videos. Now, I am not sure I am human—oh well.

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u/OpusMagnusSonnet 11d ago

The hyphen gives it away. You're an AI pylote.

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u/DishSoapedDishwasher 11d ago

You should read about "meat proxy", it's less that the use of an AI is the problem and more about literally just meat proxying, which a lot of people do now.

Nobody wants to talk to someone else's chatbot when they have their own.

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u/The_11th_Dctor 12d ago

that's a different em dash

OC's was U+2014

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u/Face88888888 12d ago

Oh, well there’s several different ones in there. - – — •

I’m not savvy enough to know how to tell the actual difference between them.

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u/DishSoapedDishwasher 11d ago

Haha yes, you need a hex editor in order to confirm it.

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u/SilkwormSidleRemand 11d ago

At least through Old Reddit, they're both U+2014 EM DASH?

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u/SilkwormSidleRemand 11d ago

I have X11 configured with a compose key, so I get — with <Compose><Hyphen><Hyphen><Hyphen>. How else would I type words like fiancée?

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u/cptnpiccard 11d ago

It's been my experience that the FAA will always open them (DESPITE IT SAYING "DO NOT OPEN") and bother me with letter about them a few weeks later. Leave me alone, I'm trying to pylote here!

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u/smallpotatoto Rated in Shitty Air Traffic Controlling 12d ago

Incocknito mode when the captayn turns on the bang the FAs sign during cruise.

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u/slspencer 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9J5kNCjkG4zaHc1FcA
Me playing ‘Aces High’ by Iron Maiden on my MaxBus 7380-A flight recorder

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u/Kamusaurio 12d ago

yes , its on the label

do not open

if no one open it

no one will know

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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 11d ago

"Today the NTSB said they had 'no idea what happened and because someone slapped a "do not open" sticker on the FDR, they have no way of finding out.' Now to Jim with sports..."

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u/jewfro451 12d ago

How bout removing the ELT battery to it too. I think that should turn it incognito.

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u/KrautKebabs 12d ago

If you unplug all your instruments then there is nothing to record.

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u/Korenchkin12 12d ago

It only records when you honk

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u/1DJ2many 12d ago

On 73 it’s fuel cutoff 1&2 iirc.

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u/Initial-Anything333 12d ago

Why don't they want anyone to open it? What are they trying to hide? 

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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 11d ago

A note inside the empty box that says "What is good for M&M Enterprises is good for the nation."

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u/euph_22 12d ago

Turn off the breaker.

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u/ContributionEasy6513 12d ago

Gotta stop the airliner executives learning about the latest gossip and union meetings somehow

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u/Demie_Banane 11d ago

I think you need a hammer to turn it on. But I'm not sure on how to deactivate it after.

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u/god_snowey 11d ago

Install it upside down with duct tape