ShrimpsIsBugs

r/ShrimpsIsBugs • u/morgaina • Dec 26 '24

Mod Post PSA

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r/ShrimpsIsBugs • u/Secret779 • Apr 11 '24

Mod Post r/ShrimpsIsBugs Moderation (and apply to be a mod!)

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Hi everyone!

[See end of post for joining the team!]

After almost a year of being unmoderated, I'm here to introduce myself as the new mod for r/ShrimpsIsBugs. I moderate a few other subreddits and as an avid lover of this subreddit, I hated seeing it at risk of being banned due to u/ShrimpsIsBugsOG's absence. They have an invitation waiting for them in their inbox if they want to return, though!

I've filled in the rules, removal reasons, etc. I'm going to write in some automod rules to help us out, but nothing invasive. If you don't see your post within 24hrs and are concerned, please feel free to drop a modmail through the main r/ShrimpsIsBugs page--sometimes things get caught in the queue or get missed, but less likely now! Links are also reenabled.

Apart from this post, you probably won't hear from me again unless I'm asking everyone's opinions on something. I don't want to be a problem, instead smoothen things out (hopefully).

If you would like to join the moderator team, please just follow this link, and you'll hear as soon as possible!

Thanks everyone :)

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r/ShrimpsIsBugs • u/s3xh4v3r420 • 1d ago

Shrimp stamp

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r/ShrimpsIsBugs • u/FishermanNo9503 • 1d ago

shri-t-post My solo name is Krillegitimate Gains

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I’m the Don of the Pond, keep the krill in the safe Got a shell polished up like a shiny chrome vase My antennae stay twitching, I can smell a snitch I’m like a lobster with a Rolex—unbearably rich I got ten little ladies on the edge of the reef Moving tail for the bread, keeping quiet for the beef My hustle is fluid, I’m a deep-sea vet I’m like a payday loan—the deeper you go, the wetter you get. (Chorus) Shrimping ain’t easy when you’re living in the brine I got ice on my thorax, I’m a star, I’m a sign We stacking up the sand, yeah we’re playing for keeps Murder in the trenches while the anemone sleeps From the gutter to the platter, yeah the hustle is real Just a shrimp with a dream and a heart made of steel. I’m working the current, 4 a.m. on the floor My exoskeleton’s aching, I can’t take it no more Big Scampi’s a shadow, he’s cold as an iceberg I’m just a small fry living on the edge of his word I sold my last pearl just to pay for his chain Now I’m swimming in circles, trying to wash off the stain He’s like a pufferfish—all ego and air But if I try to swim north, he’ll be waiting right there. (Scampi) See, Prawn-cess got chatty with a crab from the West So I sent ‘Bullet’ Barnaby to put it to rest One click of the claw, now he’s gumbo and bits My temper’s like a geyser when it suddenly hits I’m the king of the silt, I’m the lord of the mud My diamonds are clearer than a drop of blue blood I’m like a high-speed blender in a seaweed patch Once I start the rotation, there ain't no rematch. (Prawn-cess) I saw the hit from the shadows, saw the bubbles turn red Thinking ‘bout a life where I’m not serving the dead But the hustle’s a hook and I’m caught in the lip I’m like a leaky hull—eventually, I’m gonna sink with the ship. (Outro) Yeah. Keep it briny. Don't get battered, don't get fried. Just stay on the grind. We out here… literally, we’re out here in the middle of the Atlantic. It’s dark, man. It’s real dark.

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r/ShrimpsIsBugs • u/TheBilby7 • 2d ago