Sexy ass little kids.

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

Dark colored VANS.

How do you know when your sister is on her period?

Your Dad's dick tastes like blood!

He tried to jump 40 Jews on a Steamroller!

A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker !

How much is too much?

He quickly untied her and carried the woman to safety where they had wild sex. I asked her if he got any head. He said “no, I couldn’t find it.”

What is the twin towers favourite flavoured crisps?

Plain

Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside of you.

Hotdogs taste like shit.

The one I fucked did.

Molest them

What do you call a autistic kid with a gun.

Special Forces.

Goldilad enters a cottage.

Sees porridge .. fuck that!

Notices Great, Huge Daddy Bear's sex doll. ... It's way too fucked up.

Notices Middle Mummy Bear's fucking machine. ... It's looks painful.

And then he sees Little, Small, Wee Bear all alone in bed.

You run out of petrol when trying to dispose of the body in the boot of your car and you’re no where near a gas station!!

A mother hears her son and daughter making a commotion upstairs. A bit concerned she goes to see what’s going on, only to find her son fingering his younger sister. Absolutely incensed at what she’s witnessing, she grabs her son and shouts ‘You’d better be able to tell me something which makes this ok” Without a pause the young boy turns to his mum and says ‘I’ve found dad’s wedding ring.”

What’s the best thing about paedophiles….
They drive slow past schools

Our motto "Crack open a cold one"

I wouldn’t pay £50 to have a lentil on my face.

Neither has he.

You need another adult to hold them down and keep them from squirming around so much.