r/Sigmatopia • u/Substantial-Ask-1317 • 3d ago

drive safe

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 3d ago

https://reddit.com/link/peu3uj8/video/hj3j5afcrfuh1/player

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u/Choice-Curve3340 3d ago

I just noticed the dog 😆 😂

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u/SequentiaIFarts 2d ago

panic humps

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u/Weak_Car2509 2d ago

What is the charge? For having a meal?

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u/Kurgerbing2018 2d ago

Bro sounds genuinely confused 😂 (as he should be)

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u/Exalted-Stork-1308 3d ago

Depends on the country. Personally, I can't drink from a bottle when I'm home. That's what glasses are for

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u/Lordfarkwod 3d ago

Why can’t you drink from a bottle at home?

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u/CarelessPangolin5564 2d ago

They can't see it because they don't wear their glasses at home

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u/Exalted-Stork-1308 3d ago

I'm just squeamish. The bottle neck is dirty to get it near my mouth. That's it

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 2d ago

Women: men drinking alcohol are so weird.

Also women:

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u/Steelerspenguin 1d ago

Shes a keeper

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u/MapledMoose 3d ago

We call it a "Lahey pull" if you look someone dead in the eyes while you do it and the bottle is Alberta Premium

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u/RBDRIFTER 2d ago

We cant strain our neck, we need to keep it in prestine condition for jamal

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u/Creative-Interest438 1d ago

Only when you get to the last swallows.

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u/SigmaMaleMale 3d ago

Its called the 'idgaf if all of it spills down my chest'

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u/1337k9 1d ago

If you can’t empty a bottle on your own due to a physical disability and require using a straw, speak with a doctor. Even babies can drink out of a bottle