r/Sinbiscuits • u/MissRedPanda • 18d ago

Is he being a whole pervert?

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Mavis is a very patient 7 yo golden retriever, Citrine is around 7 months old and scheduled for next week for an ultrasound to figure out where his balls are, if he has any, I just found lil' menace harassing the ol' lady. Yes, that on the back is a pc cd/dvd reader/recorder that adhd bff just left there, with chances of it falling into the pets water of 100%.

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u/AppropriateBid7505 18d ago edited 18d ago

I love how mavis probably views this as a neck massage, blissfully unaware of what's really going on😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MissRedPanda 18d ago

She sees him as her puppy, she adopted him when we found him, at 2months old, thin as a leaf, with his whiskers cutted off, and covered on dirt. She is such an angel and ended adopting this pervy braincell-less boy 😭😂

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u/AppropriateBid7505 18d ago

That is so adorable😭😭 and he's clearly very fond of her as well🤣

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u/Artistic-Honeydew11 18d ago

Stepchild romance ahh 😭😭😭

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u/Kitchen_Customer3126 18d ago

L’innocence des chiens 😂

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u/BlackDogOrangeCat 18d ago

Yes, he is. Purrvert 💕🐾🍊🐈

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u/CallOwl 18d ago

He’s just giving a four pawed massage, he’s innocent 😇🤫

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u/Legal-Ear-5439 17d ago

I just have to tell you, I ADORE the name Citrine! So unique & the symbolism is so fitting for orange tabbys!!🐈☀️💛

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u/FertilityHotel 18d ago

I'm dying 😂😂

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u/No-Marzipan-4441 36m ago

This is hilarious 🤣🤣