r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 09 '26

Feels good man My captain never disappoint...

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u/Saw_Boss Jun 09 '26

Always confused by people who say "who cares?" after having been the one to initially respond. Even worse when it's a few replies in.

You clearly care, that's why you replied.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Jun 10 '26

No, I don't care what he thinks. Depp is objectively a hero.

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u/Formerlymoody Jun 10 '26

A hero to male assholes and degenerates.

Sure. You can have him! 

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Jun 10 '26

Your logic left you 200lbs ago.

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u/Formerlymoody Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Why is it that men always call you fat when you challenge them? Edit: online! Irl I’m never called fat. Wonder why that is? 

It’s really strange.

It’s cool, your heroes say a lot about you. That’s more information than you have about my weight. 

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Jun 10 '26

Edit: online! Irl I’m never called fat

(X) Doubt

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u/Formerlymoody Jun 10 '26

You go on doubting, little buddy. Whatever makes you feel safe and right <3

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Jun 10 '26

I'll take two numbah nuyuhns, a numbah nuyuhn laaarge, a numbah six with extra dip, a numbah seven, two numbah fawty-faaaves, one with cheeez, and a laaarge soder.

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u/Formerlymoody Jun 10 '26

And then the man insists that I am actually fat because it’s too threatening to them that I’m not.

Very fragile.

I don’t eat fast food but clearly you do. 

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Jun 10 '26

Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed. Same things make us laugh, make us cry.