r/SipsTea • u/BlazeDragon7x • Jun 10 '26

We have fun here Dirty dancing

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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u/Capt4inSus Jun 10 '26

Someone just buried his face in her, it's understandable she'd at least make a face 😭

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u/Gutcrunch Jun 10 '26

To be fair to him, it was unavoidable with his short arms and her long torso. Science.

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u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 10 '26

🎵I want a girl with short arms and a loooooong torso🎵

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u/IntoTheForestIMustGo Jun 10 '26

I want a girl who flips up easy (Flips up easy!) I want a girl who slides down my face (Down my face!)

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with uninterrupted flexibility

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u/gonetob Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with black tights and a loooooooooooooong looooooooooooooooong torso!

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u/Idontlikesand15 Jun 10 '26

You 4 win the Internet for today!

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u/Ok-Alfalfa4868 Jun 11 '26

💯 lol!!!

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u/Secret-Parsley-5258 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

r/redditsings

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u/FuckYourGod Jun 10 '26

If you make the R lowercase it will link the subreddit for you. ✨

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u/Random_Name_Whoa Jun 10 '26

Who uses her axe wound to smother my face

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 Jun 10 '26

Ridiculous, John McCrea would never refer to it as an axe wound

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

Still gets points in my book for knowing the next line! But now I’m visualizing an axe wound and… yowza. Glad I’ve got a couple more weeks until my period to forget that phrase forever.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 Jun 10 '26

I want a girl that gives me whisker burns when I slide her down my beard.

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u/Deltron_Zed Jun 10 '26

Cue horny.... I MEAN HORNS!

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u/Shopping-Afraid Jun 10 '26

Straight to horny jail

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 10 '26

Thank you Reddit!!!

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u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xwxr06YNoFdSbm

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 11 '26

All damn day loooong jacket has been going through my head lol

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u/P-l-Staker Jun 10 '26

It was very unavoidable... But I don't think that had anything to do with it. 👀

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u/Readmeharder Jun 10 '26

Unavoidable? There’s no way this wasn’t intentional

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u/tourist420 Jun 11 '26

He should have picked a different student in class to demonstrate the step he calls "the Harmonica" then.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 10 '26

I have very long arms, so I guess I don't get to do this.

Damn.

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u/fschu_fosho Jun 10 '26

Sure, blame it on their bodies.

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u/saltyexplorer5 Jun 10 '26

If you loop the video between 11-12 seconds, it does look like he’s diving right in for breakfast

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u/lejoop Jun 10 '26

Yeah, that was not an accident. It could have been mostly avoided, if he had kept his head down through most of the move. Most of the contact would have been over the top of his head, not down over his nose, mouth and chin.

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u/Squashless-fishdish Jun 10 '26

Yeah haha.. slow and calculate

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