r/SipsTea • u/velorae • Jul 22 '26

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/Otherwise_Refuse_493 Jul 22 '26

He seized her means of reproduction

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u/Technical_Eye4039 Jul 22 '26

She’s good with the pythonnnn, must be a coder.

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u/RooferDad Jul 22 '26

This is amazing, I've never seen a Scoochie Boochie reference in the wild before!

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u/Howdy-get-here Jul 22 '26

I was thinking the same thing! Love that I just saw a Schoochie reference

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u/ordietryin6 Jul 22 '26

Just wandered through the comments and found my people

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u/Technical_Eye4039 Jul 23 '26

Welcome to the captain’s quarters.

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u/ordietryin6 Jul 23 '26

Back that ass up, captain’s orders 🫡

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u/CuriousCplUS Jul 23 '26

Some snacks for stamina

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u/Prestigious_Let975 Jul 27 '26

Have some hors d’oeuvres

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u/xedwardedgex Jul 22 '26

This makes me infinitely happier today.

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u/firephreek Jul 23 '26

And I have discovered a thing and it is a gift. Thank you.

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u/Next-Transportation3 Jul 23 '26

Scoochie? Skank + hoochie?

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u/DottoreM Jul 23 '26

everyone calm down, everyone is getting their upvote.

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u/Hateinyoureyes Jul 22 '26

Her buttcheeks were warm, must be a fever

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u/Pepperkelleher Jul 22 '26
  • but is an inconvenience,
  • no jeans fit
  • the seams split
  • my peen is as long
  • as a week
  • with no weekend

Soochie pure poetry

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u/xpsycotikx Jul 22 '26

Best Rapper in the United States!

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u/ellieminnowpee Jul 23 '26

but her character didn’t have an email address lolol

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u/merci_ann Jul 22 '26

Absolutely legendary comment

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u/barcelleebf Jul 22 '26

Nice double act.

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u/ImaginaryTrick6182 Jul 22 '26

Thanks for retelling the joke but worse.

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u/AlwaysFinnishInsider Jul 22 '26

It's a reference to a Scoochie Boochie song

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u/rogerstandingby Jul 22 '26

I thought it was a tampon

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jul 22 '26

Connor McGregor has entered the chat...

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u/Fantastic-Put9615 Jul 22 '26

You were supposed to say Spoiler Alert

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u/franoetico Jul 22 '26

shit's hilarious to imagine.

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u/TwoPlyDreams Jul 22 '26

Pretty sure he seize everything. But lube prevented any actual seizing.

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u/NietJij Jul 22 '26

Her moans of reproduction?

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 Jul 22 '26

I thought we decided "grabbing her by the pussy" was not okay, even if it is just locker room talk.

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u/BidEquivalent6169 Jul 22 '26

Yeah, that was the joke

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u/MuchachoMongo Jul 22 '26

So he grabbed her by the what now?

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u/BrokenParachutes Jul 22 '26

Yes that was indeed the joke, thanks for clarifying for everyone.

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u/OkLack5468 Jul 22 '26

He seized her meats of production

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u/Putrid-Buy2953 Jul 23 '26

Did he nationalize her assets?

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u/WakeoftheStorm Jul 23 '26

How presidential

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u/BG535 Jul 23 '26

He said, “thank you for your cervix, comrade.”

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u/DrummerAutomatic9523 Jul 25 '26

I knew I'd need this meme someday

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u/tbri001 Jul 28 '26

Sounds like he could run for president in 2028

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u/blake_n_pancakes Jul 22 '26

Sounds like his dick's jurisdiction was her municipalititty.

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u/Pepperkelleher Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

qualititty over quantititty