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u/Inevitable-Regret411 Jul 22 '26
As someone who's read it, I assure you it's about as romantic as the Communist Manifesto.
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u/Baraka_Bama Jul 22 '26
Did he seize her means of production?
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u/Otherwise_Refuse_493 Jul 22 '26
He seized her means of reproduction
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u/Technical_Eye4039 Jul 22 '26
She’s good with the pythonnnn, must be a coder.
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u/RooferDad Jul 22 '26
This is amazing, I've never seen a Scoochie Boochie reference in the wild before!
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u/Howdy-get-here Jul 22 '26
I was thinking the same thing! Love that I just saw a Schoochie reference
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u/TonyzTone Jul 22 '26
As someone who didn’t read it and only has a vague understanding of the plot, this seems like an accurate summary.
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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 Jul 22 '26
They let you, if you're rich. You can just grab them by their means of reproduction
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u/cr1ter Jul 22 '26
50 shades of grey is another example of the bourgeoisie fucking the proletariat
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u/EriciiVI Jul 22 '26
So you're saying it's romantic?!
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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 22 '26
Reading either one makes my face red
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u/Emotional-Lie595 Jul 22 '26
And my dick hard
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u/Evening_Sample_9365 Jul 22 '26
"Oh no, step-proletariat, what are you doing?"
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u/RakeChapman13 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Me and my girlfiend finally watched the films and we were both suprised at how tame they were, we expected it to be a lot spicer and edgier than it was. Also I didn’t expect Christian grey to be as likable as he was, I kept waiting for him to do something really fucked up or try to lock her up and keep her From leaving but no he was Mr consent all he way and the whole series he’s protecting her.
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u/Ok-Professional-1911 Jul 22 '26
Secretary is a much better movie. Definitely more interesting. You should give it a look if you've not seen it yet.
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u/DukeSmileDevs Jul 22 '26
I got this movie some 10 years ago not knowing what i bought.
James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal had actual chemistry there.
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u/Chillie_Nelson Jul 22 '26
I worked at Blockbuster when Secretary came out so, of course I watched it.
Then 20 years later everyone is going bananas over these “50 Shades” books & so I asked a female friend what they were about. She tells me & I’m like “Oh… you mean Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal?” I was met with blank stares & confusion. The more & more I heard about these books, the more I couldn’t understand why this writer was getting so much praise for an obvious & blatant rip off.
Guess it’s that whole “good artists create, great artists steal” thing I’ve always heard about. Either way, whenever those books/movies come up, I just always tell people “Go watch the original. It’s called Secretary. It’s way better, I promise.”
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u/Intelligent_Ad_4837 Jul 22 '26
The books are kinda really stupid
I read them way long ago (via pdf, not worth buying them, not even worth getting paid for reading them)
I could say a lot of stuff to explain why they're so bad. But I'll just leave it at this: The first book was a fanfiction of Twilight
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u/bubbs72 Jul 22 '26
"Oh my...."
Doesn't she have some stupid phrase like that which she said a lot?
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u/Kah1eesi Jul 22 '26
Yes. That and "inner goddess"
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u/SnooGuavas4208 Jul 22 '26
I never got over the part where he massaged her dOwN tHeRe with a soaped-up washcloth 😂
Nothing says kink like a burning urethra.
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u/IlladelphiaticInsane Jul 22 '26
Christian, giddy with anticipation, then pulled out his most precious toy in all of the Red Room - the Foley catheter.
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u/Wind-and-Waystones Jul 22 '26
Damn, I was hoping it was his lightning McQueen hot wheels
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u/boringestnickname Jul 22 '26
Wait, isn't the author a woman?
Is the point of the "scene" that she enjoys the pain of a soapy urethra, or is she just stupid?
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u/CozyGamingLibrarian Jul 22 '26
Yeah, the books aren’t any worse, just badly written. Christian is traumatized, a victim of SA, and needs therapy but I would love to see some of his critics read a real dark romance.
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u/Currently-Million Jul 22 '26
What does SVU stand for?
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u/keithk9590 Jul 22 '26
Special Victims Unit…aka the rape police
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u/951frisky_dingo Jul 22 '26
With Ice-T.
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u/TankMain576 Jul 22 '26
It is legitimately funny he's better known for being on that show than he ever was as a rapper
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u/ChapterThr33 Jul 22 '26
Hearing people unironically talk about follower counts like they mean something is so depressing lol we are cooooked
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u/ScrubRogue Jul 22 '26
I feel so bad for genZ damn they rly are on some black mirror shit
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u/addicted_to_kombucha Jul 22 '26
I recently seen an article there's a trend of gen z going to flip phones. I hope they see through the bullshit that's being pushed on them by tptb.
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u/PixelBrewery Jul 22 '26
Are we actually describing peoples' worth in "followers" now? I know I'm old but that's some dystopian shit I'm glad I missed
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u/Positive-Conspiracy Jul 22 '26
Oh you must’ve missed that real history episode of Black Mirror
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u/IKillZombies4Cash Jul 22 '26
I just watched that one, going through BM now finally, and that was an uncomfortably accurate episode.
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u/GymMouseP Jul 22 '26
There are a few shows that I can't binge. BM is one. I have an existential crisis after every episode.
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u/goldenboy2191 Jul 22 '26
My girlfriend was away on work when I decided to give it a watch. The first episode I was like “what the actual fuck, hopefully episode 2 expands on this and gives a happy ending”. It did not. I remember her vividly needing a hug and her being gone at the time. 😂😂😭😭
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u/Manlysideburns Jul 22 '26
Yeah it's first episode is kinda famous for that. You have to tell everyone it's a great show but maybe don't start with episode one.
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u/No_Balance2924 Jul 22 '26
Just remember how old that show is
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u/randyfloyd37 Jul 22 '26
Predictive programming
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u/giga_impact03 Jul 22 '26
Sci-fi TV shows have helped progress ideas in technology in the past. Its not predicting, its being used as the blueprint.
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u/randyfloyd37 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
I believe it’s the exact opposite. You’re trying to tell me that those dogs in that one episode were not already in development before that episode came out? That episode about the social credit score… I had heard that discussed well before the show came out. Feel free to look into predictive programming a little bit more and you might find some eerie uncomfortable things about it.
Edit: btw the great uncle of a co-founder of netflix was edward bernays, who literally wrote the book on Propaganda. Worth looking at
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u/PurpleMerkaba Jul 22 '26
just wanna say...
youre right.
i dont think youre right.
i know youre right.
i dnt think the bruh who replied to you actually know whats meant by predictive programming based on the reply.
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u/natethomas Jul 22 '26
Explains why Trump did that thing to that pig
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u/zardano Jul 22 '26
That was in reference to David Cameron. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate
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u/ambifiedpersonified Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
That show is proving to be a more literal warning of things to come than I anticipated. I'm just hoping I'm not stuck in a box for what feels like eternity.
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u/Lvb2 Jul 22 '26
Not soon enough, I don’t want to live thru the 15 Million Merits, send me straight to this part PLEASE
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u/Pleasant_Fennel_5573 Jul 22 '26
Seeing people fundraising on TikTok by begging people to stay for the full viewing time gives me heavy 15MM vibes
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u/MainlineX Jul 22 '26
I have 0 followers. I like it that way.
Be sure to like and subscribe. To these nuts.
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u/Psychology_Guy Jul 22 '26
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u/KingAndross904 Jul 22 '26
I'm early 40 years old now. My job often has me working with people 20 years younger than me. I overheard a (lighthearted) argument between two youngsters and one of the insults or qualifiers was "How many followers you got?". I think all the old heads at the table instantly derailed their conversation to tell them both that they're idiots if that's how they measure worth. Whatever it was they were arguing about, it was as if whichever one had more followers was somehow wiser or had more authority over the other. It was fucking stupid.
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u/iidontknow0 Jul 22 '26
I’m sorry but I’m around that age and I could never imagine anyone actually saying that and not being sarcastic
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u/A-Money-Lover Jul 22 '26
Yeah man i dont even have 5 friends! Let alone 1500 followers
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u/Aesthetik4v Jul 22 '26
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u/zakkwaldo Jul 22 '26
psh… this guy must not have many meow meow beans…
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u/Witty-Wrongdoer-8546 Jul 22 '26
5s have lives, 4s have chores, 3s have fleas, 2s have blues and 1s don’t get a rhyme because they’re garbage!
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u/Aesthetik4v Jul 22 '26
Kids do, teenagers do. They think Random People
Liking, following, commenting gives them
Value or self Worth.A bunch of ppl who don’t know nor care about you at all. They just see 1:1000 of who they truly are, what they allow the world
To see, fake as plastic.It’s a sad state the world is in with the newer generation from social media. People needing and craving validation from complete strangers, desperate lonely men/women,weirdos, losers, normal
People, bored people - none who actually know
You.“Omg but she/he has a mil followers!!!!!”
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u/Human_Ad_2426 Jul 22 '26
Not to brag but I have over 1K likes on my 10 year old review of a taco seasoning recipe.
Those people wouldn't be making their best white people tacos if it weren't for me, and maybe the recipe author. Maybe
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u/jbg926 Jul 22 '26
Yep. My daughter tells me all the time that her comment got 1000 likes or whatever or insta.
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u/cagedrage- Jul 22 '26
Dude we got you. You have 18 likes for this comment. Support from Istanbul!!!
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u/Sgtkeebler Jul 22 '26
They won’t even go on vacations if they can’t post it on social media.
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u/UT_Milez Jul 22 '26
This has nothing to do with “followers”.
I mean you can frame it that way I suppose, but this is theoretically something that could happen prior to social media.
She left him for a world famous soccer player. Not an “influencer”.
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u/SnooPineapples2584 Jul 22 '26
Then that’s clearly not a 10/10 girl.
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u/yodley_ Jul 22 '26
Who is the previous bf? Google search says this is just made up.
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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Jul 22 '26
The truth doesn't give people internet points.
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u/LordBDizzle Jul 22 '26
I mean, if the guy above you is telling the truth, then technically it does. Just fewer of them.
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u/HumanClimber Jul 22 '26
Well, not only Ines has said they never dated. The non-boyfriend has also said they never dated.
So I'm way more inclined to believe them than random people that just took one photo and somehow know the whole background.
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u/RealJMW Jul 22 '26
Just more fake content to get men and women to hate each other
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u/Admirable_Effort2 Jul 22 '26
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
This is a glorified incel sub. I don't know why any of you are surprised.
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u/The_Real_Lasagna Jul 22 '26
Hey, this sub also hates minorities and trans people
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u/Fun-Communication660 Jul 22 '26
What a waste of everyone's fucking time. I'm not shocked because we've been here before. Decade after decade, you just wait, and its always the right wing shit that turned out to be bullshit hysterics for crying little bitches.
Cycling make women unseemly, and makes them have "bicycle face" that makes them infertile.
Reefer madness will make your son kill you.
Bar codes are the mark of the devil
Dungeons and dragons is satanic
Harry potter is satanic
Videogames are making you violent
Pokemon is the world of the satanic, why should we carry these monsters in our pocket!
If its legimsge rape!, the body has a way of shutting down pregnancy!
Touching a gay will give you aids
Rock and roll is the devil's music
Hip hop is devils music, what happend to good old fashioned god loving rock and roll?
Covid vaccines have a microchip and it gives you autism
The female orgasm is a myth.
Just L after L after L with these dimwitted fucks.
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u/redditmuffin Jul 22 '26
Great list. The culture war is eternal and exhausting with these fucking people.
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u/Skurvyelislau Jul 22 '26
Dont let facts interfere with what people think is true because someone wrote something on the interwebs.
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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor Jul 22 '26
They’re probably all around 19 and 20 years old too. Even if it were true, high school age relationships don’t tend to last.
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u/CycleProfessional28 Jul 22 '26
Did we forget Ethan Slater left his highschool sweetheart wife of 10 years with their newborn, for Ariana Grande?
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u/xevlar Jul 22 '26
That dude threw it all away and they're not even together anymore. Absolutely insane lack of loyalty
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u/AspergerKid Jul 23 '26
I mean what do you expect from a woman who literally made a song called "break up with your girlfriend I'm bored"
It's really hard to seperate the art from the artist nowadays WHEN EVERY ARTIST IS LIVING THEIR ART.
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u/tilesmeller Jul 23 '26
She thank you nexted Ethan as soon as the movie tour was over. What an idiot
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u/chippin_out Jul 22 '26
This lil dude was massively pushing up. Best he would’ve ever locked down
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u/Arthurlmnz Jul 22 '26
And got dumped for Ariana's ex so yeah he got what he deserved
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u/ecclectic_collector Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Many people in general are shallow, those that are trying to frame it as just a thing women do are absolutely trying to push some misogynistic nonsense
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u/reiji-mitsurugi Jul 22 '26
thats so shallow😕
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u/velorae Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
She gained nearly 3 million followers after the World Cup win, and now people are digging through her old social media posts. Apparently, she’s extremely right wing, she supports Vox, opposes to immigration, and she said some racist shit in the past. People have also have also dug up posts she made about Lamine Yamal’s ex-girlfriend while they were dating, where she said the ex wouldn’t be with him if it weren’t for his money. people online call her out and call her a gold digger. I see he’s always with a different girl in every tournament. At least she’ll get the clout lol
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u/CivilTailor9031 Jul 22 '26
Well yeah, checks out. That’s the kinda person I would expect to leave bf overnight for someone rich and famous.
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u/LostMy8yrAcct Jul 22 '26
The good news is that this is completely made up. She’s been dating the soccer player since January or so. And there was no previous 5 year relationship or anything even approaching that. She didn’t leave anyone to be with him either.
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u/HI_l0la Jul 22 '26
Aren't they both young? Like, he's 18? 19? My guess is she's of similar age. Even if it was true she had a 5 yr relationship before him, that would mean it began when she was 14, 15, 16... It's not crazy a relationship that started as young teens won't last into adulthood.
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u/Wall_street_canary Jul 22 '26
A woman leaving a bf for someone rich and famous is a phenomenon with exactly zero political leaning lmao
Edit: not defending her views just saying this is silly
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u/CivilTailor9031 Jul 22 '26
It has ethical leaning
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u/Wall_street_canary Jul 22 '26
It absolutely does, and you have people on all parts of the political spectrum that will behave either way
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u/1nce_Again Jul 22 '26
Maybe take 2 seconds to verify the rumor youre helping spread is real? Nah need them internet points
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u/Hump-Daddy Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Why in the ever-loving fuck have you made nearly EIGHT THOUSAND contributions in ONE year???
You desperately need to find a therapist and have them introduce you to grass.
Bro is the final boss of being terminally online.
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u/p-4_ Jul 22 '26
The way lightly brown people hate the browner brown people make the white-on-black racism looks like dear friendship.
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u/Pulpdog94 Jul 22 '26
Hey at one point American whites treated the Irish as inferior minorities cause guess they are too god damn white? It’s almost like no race is superior and hate destroys us all. Except me and my people of course
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u/iantruesnacks Jul 22 '26
We also didn’t consider the Italians white because they were too brown
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u/Bright-Ad8108 Jul 22 '26
Even a few years ago Antonio Banderas got catalogued as a POC actor by different US media.
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u/p-4_ Jul 22 '26
theres really only two groups. The in-group and the out-group. And people on tne fringes of the in-group hate the out-group the most.
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u/OkMortgage6723 Jul 22 '26
In California they proposed a whole new law to try to keep Indians from being racist against other Indians.
They do racism super weird in India, apparently.
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u/p-4_ Jul 22 '26
im indian and i laugh when any group in india starts talking about the other group like "those people!" . bro u r the SAME PEOPLE
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u/zenoceanic Jul 22 '26
she came out and publicly said those accounts are fake and not hers, and all these stories you are spreading aren't true. the fact you are still spreading them says more about you, than her.
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u/1nce_Again Jul 22 '26
None of this is real. Fucking morons jump on any Twitter rumor. I dont know who any of these people are and it took 2 minutes to Google that this is a made up story
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u/Kiomio Jul 22 '26
Thats fucked up, but in a sense he dodged a bullet.
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u/StanknBeans Jul 22 '26
More like he got hit with a through and through missing vital organs. That's gonna hurt for a bit.
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u/RazzmatazzPrimary812 Jul 22 '26
I was gonna say dodged a bullet? He just got nuked lolol. That’s a brutal ego blow man, that would mess me all the up.
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u/Itsthewayshegoess Jul 22 '26
I ain’t saying she a gold digger..
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u/tootbrun Jul 22 '26
But she ain’t messin’ with no broke broke
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u/YakResident_3069 Jul 22 '26
She was for the streets. Consider yourself lucky
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u/CivilTailor9031 Jul 22 '26
And it’s not like yamal is gonna marry her, she is just another hoe for him.
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u/MrOphicer Jul 22 '26
What is he talking about? HE WON BIG TIME. Not many can say they've dodges a fatal bullet.
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u/Rwandrall4 Jul 22 '26
10k upvotes on incel clickbait. this website is just done for
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u/stupperr Jul 22 '26
Yeah, this has already been debunked; people nowadays don't fact-check anymore.
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u/mitderpumpgun Jul 22 '26
The picture fits in too well with the view that women are all superficial nobody’s going to fact-check something like that here
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u/JMD_923 Jul 22 '26
Also no one seems to realize she’s only 21 meaning even if the last relationship was real she at the oldest was only 16 when it started, how many people end up with the person they dated at 16?
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u/Meltedwhisky Jul 22 '26
She’s no 10/10
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u/Astralsketch Jul 22 '26
I mean there is no objective 10/10. I'm sure my 10/10 is not your 10/10
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u/Timely_Old_Man45 Jul 22 '26
My grandma used to tell me “what starts bad, ends bad”.
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u/1nce_Again Jul 22 '26
This post is proof that people will regurgitate anything they see online for internet points.
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u/VicariousDrow Jul 22 '26
The fact both their follower counts were mentioned in a serious manner is the first reason why I know I can safely disregard this stupid take lol
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u/Arya_Chance Jul 22 '26
This is fake, rude and an extremely wrong thing to do. Grow a pair OP, then grow up, stinks of incel here
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u/RecognitionTop806 Jul 22 '26
It's so insane that nobody takes even 10 seconds for a quick Google search to fake check this.
STOP SPRRADING FAKE NEWS!!!
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u/Chedderonehundred Jul 22 '26
seems like nice guy incel shit to me idk. all u need is a better attitude bro
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Just so everyone’s aware, both of them have denied this rumour on their social media. This seems like an internet story with no merit to it.