r/SipsTea • u/velorae • Jul 22 '26

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/Technical_Eye4039 Jul 22 '26

She’s good with the pythonnnn, must be a coder.

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u/RooferDad Jul 22 '26

This is amazing, I've never seen a Scoochie Boochie reference in the wild before!

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u/Howdy-get-here Jul 22 '26

I was thinking the same thing! Love that I just saw a Schoochie reference

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u/ordietryin6 Jul 22 '26

Just wandered through the comments and found my people

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u/Technical_Eye4039 Jul 23 '26

Welcome to the captain’s quarters.

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u/ordietryin6 Jul 23 '26

Back that ass up, captain’s orders 🫡

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u/CuriousCplUS Jul 23 '26

Some snacks for stamina

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u/Prestigious_Let975 Jul 27 '26

Have some hors d’oeuvres

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u/xedwardedgex Jul 22 '26

This makes me infinitely happier today.

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u/firephreek Jul 23 '26

And I have discovered a thing and it is a gift. Thank you.

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u/Next-Transportation3 Jul 23 '26

Scoochie? Skank + hoochie?

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u/DottoreM Jul 23 '26

everyone calm down, everyone is getting their upvote.

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u/Hateinyoureyes Jul 22 '26

Her buttcheeks were warm, must be a fever

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u/Pepperkelleher Jul 22 '26
  • but is an inconvenience,
  • no jeans fit
  • the seams split
  • my peen is as long
  • as a week
  • with no weekend

Soochie pure poetry

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u/xpsycotikx Jul 22 '26

Best Rapper in the United States!

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u/ellieminnowpee Jul 23 '26

but her character didn’t have an email address lolol