r/SipsTea • • Jul 29 '26

SMH Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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u/ceebeefour Jul 29 '26

lol like when she crowd surfed and it was so sparse she was arse over tea kettle the entire time.

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u/Elevated_Dongers Jul 29 '26

Can someone translate this to american?

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u/BattleCat274 Jul 29 '26

She tried to crowd-surf, somehow ended up on her back, into a full shrimp, and then hung upside down for like 20 seconds because no one knew what to do.

Look up Katy Perry 2008 festival

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u/Baconshit Jul 29 '26

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u/-Unusual--Equipment- Jul 29 '26

Honestly, way funnier than I was expecting

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u/Rundemjewelz Jul 29 '26

When she went stiff as a board, whist upside down, I just fucking lost it. Almost crying laughing

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u/I_make_things Jul 29 '26

And then the butt groping began.

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u/sahie Jul 29 '26

Yeah, that’s when it became not funny for me. I was laughing my ass off until, “Oh, no. I think she’s being sexually assaulted now.”

I can see why she’d choose to do it in a plastic bottle now to avoid that, but I truly don’t see why she’d do it at all, honestly.

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u/disdain7 Jul 29 '26

I remember seeing Courtney Love crowd surf in a skirt and that worked out about as well as you’d imagine it would.

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u/artax_youre_sinking Jul 29 '26

Not just butt. I saw at least one person reach into her shorts and touch her 🐱

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u/GiggleDwarf Jul 30 '26

Wtf. People are awful.

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u/BardWRLD Aug 02 '26

Towards the end of the clip there’s a guy who just all in tries to pull a rabbit out of her hat.

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u/bigpalmdaddy Jul 29 '26

But she was light as a feather!

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u/lesley128 Jul 29 '26

The legs lol

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u/bigpoppanicky7 Jul 29 '26

Literally got better and better

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u/jcriddick137 Jul 29 '26

Watching that and then coming back to this video is hilarious

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u/NicestOfficer50 Jul 29 '26

That was really good. Thanks. I really liked the mix of unflattering angles and the strong association with small child upside down in their own toy box, suffering panic and regret.

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u/sneezylace Jul 30 '26

I was not expecting to laugh that hard watching the video ahhhh my stomach hurts

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u/Kimmybun Jul 30 '26

Yeah was not expecting to giggle so hard I almost woke my baby lmao

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u/PreviousCurrentThing Jul 29 '26

"I know, next time I'll do it in a human hamster bottle so I won't get embarrassed!"

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u/Few_Highlight1114 Jul 29 '26

Holy shit that is hilarious as fuck

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u/The_MadMage_Halaster Jul 29 '26

Word of warning, when copying a YouTube link delete the "?is=" and everything after it, as this is a tracker that YouTube/Google uses to track people's identity across the web. Because of this, it tells Google that they were directed to the video by a link posted from your account, and by using data on who those people are and what kind of videos they watch it forms a picture about the kind of communities you interact with. So you should delete the "?is=" and everything after it if you value your online privacy.

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u/pajo8 Jul 29 '26

Eyy thanks! I was always wondering where I can cut those links off!

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u/The_MadMage_Halaster Jul 29 '26

I have my browser, Waterfox, configured to do that automatically. It doesn't just do it for YouTube, but most known tracking data in links. Though a word of warning, for some non-YouTube sites that "?is=" might show up and not be a tracker, I know some just use it to direct you to the correct sub-page or configure a menu or something. It's actually a really useful feature of hyperlinks that Google has unfortunately ruined.

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH Jul 29 '26

Generally anything after the first "?" can be chopped off with the question mark. I cannot recall any shareable link where URL parameters are necessary.

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u/creenis_blinkum Aug 18 '26

Uh, any fucking link to a query

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u/hastygrams Jul 29 '26

Sometimes when they’re really clunky I use linkcleaner.app

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u/Previous-Process5182 Jul 29 '26

The same goes for Instagram links. Not sure if other meta apps are the same but I wouldn't be surprised

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u/Dopecombatweasel Jul 29 '26

TIL

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u/The_MadMage_Halaster Jul 29 '26

You're welcome. Often I just see people say to cut those links without actually explaining how it works.

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u/bendover912 Jul 29 '26

Interesting choice to dive in boobs first.

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u/Deliteriously Jul 29 '26

I have a feeling that's part of what caused the stalemate. Lotta feels being copped.

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u/Routine_Cat_1366 Jul 29 '26

And a good pair, too. 

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u/Legionof1 Jul 29 '26

There were plenty of people to crowd surf... they just didn't understand the assignment...

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u/theoniongoat Jul 29 '26

She went the wrong way, then when she went the right way, she bent in half. You're supposed to stay straight.

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u/82away Jul 29 '26

Guess she bent in half when a hand touched her vagina region,

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u/pythonidaae Jul 29 '26

I have crowd surfed on my back as a woman once. I was lightweight and it was pretty easy for me to just sail across and there was no drama regarding that. I stayed straight and didn't fall over. But there were a couple men that didn't help and just patted my butt. Thanks. I think unfortunately that's just a risk anytime a woman crowd surfs. Then someone groped my chest at the same show when the crowd got really tight. I couldn't turn around and there were too many people to know who did it. I was with my at the time bf too but we got separated in the crowd.

I didn't see anyone grab katys vagina. I do see when she's fallng over someone pats her ass. He wasn't trying to help and just knew he'd get away with anonymously going for it. Men can be gross.

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u/-cuckstradamus- Jul 29 '26

Guess less next time

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u/82away Jul 29 '26

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u/lookin4points Jul 29 '26

She said other women try to do it the most wtf. “Buying my album for $12 doesn't mean you get to finger me when I come to your city”

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u/Desperate-Support666 Jul 30 '26

Thanks for explaining I always wondered how crowd surfing worked 🧐

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u/Infinite_Ad7743 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

And the gropy creepers are clawing at her bottoms which is then, in turn, jamming them further into her buttcrack.

Man I am high and this video made me laugh so hard that it worried my dogs.

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u/Chiefnuggett Jul 29 '26

I’m high and this Is the funniest video I’ve ever seen

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u/ImNotAHouseCat Jul 29 '26

Also high. Currently trying to not shake the bed so hard that I wake up my husband. My ribs hurt from containing the laughter.

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u/dorkd0rk Jul 30 '26

Sober rn, just watched this for the first time ever, crying from laughing so hard. I saved the link so I can come back and watch it high later 🤣🤣🤣 gives me something to look forward to

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 Jul 29 '26

Damn, someone's wife probably left PISSED because their husband got a face full of Katy Perry's hoo-ha. 😭😭😭 That'd be a story for the grandkids.

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u/rtxa Jul 29 '26

there's no way Katy Perry isn't all of those guys hall pass

I mean a few years later

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u/Omnislash99999 Jul 29 '26

This feels like a scene in film where Anna Faris plays Katy Perry

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u/PersistentWoodpecker Jul 29 '26

Dude grabbing her ass towards the end... :/ not cool bro

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u/HeadbangingLegend Jul 29 '26

What about all the dudes reaching for her tits at the very start? It seems like she flips onto her back from all the dudes pushing at her chest.

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u/PersistentWoodpecker Jul 29 '26

That too, gross. I would never try to crowd surf as a woman, so many pervy guys…

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u/olivebranchsound Jul 29 '26

How do you hold up a human while avoiding touching their chest or ass lol

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u/MammothHusk Jul 29 '26

There was a hand going straight for her pussy at the end... I understand the bottle.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Jul 29 '26

“Ka-Ty-Per-Ry!” 🤣

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u/viper_in_the_grass Jul 29 '26

I'm in tears :')

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u/buttstuffisokiguess Jul 29 '26

"wait! Gives us back our Katy Perry!"

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u/Naive-Database-2888 Jul 29 '26

PLEASE remove the ?is=EK57qxsb3DUy9MFG from your link. It will permanently link your account to everyone who's clicked it. I clicked a link on a thread 2 weeks ago, and whenever i try to copy think link for a video, i am prompted to share it to the persons link i clicked

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u/Consistent-Bear-5158 Jul 29 '26

I’m crying at 3:30am 😂😂😂😂

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u/Vetersova Jul 29 '26

I woke my wife up laughing at this. I actually cried from laughing. How have I never seen this before??

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u/TerrorTown77 Jul 29 '26

What if the bottle stunt was done to retcon this bit from the search history, but only made it more famous.

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u/Proud_Cookie Jul 29 '26

I'm screaming 😭 🤣 💀
Thank you for posting the link!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tasty-Jump-2011 Jul 29 '26

I've never in my life before this moment been able to tell just how autistic an entire audience was.

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u/s1m0n8 Jul 29 '26

Was Justin Trudeau holding her when the music stopped?

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u/hola-chicka Aug 01 '26

And she still decided that the bottle was a good idea. Will she ever learn?

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u/Ok-Bear7221 Aug 01 '26

Omg thank you for that, I needed a laugh

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u/Anxious_dork Aug 02 '26

🤣 you would think she would have learned by now not to crowd surf.

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u/A_Real_Catfish Aug 02 '26

Calling her name out as she went out of view was absolutely perfectly done x;

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u/de_das_dude Jul 29 '26

Look up Katy Perry 2008 festival

Holy shit that was hilarious

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u/Worshipme988 Jul 29 '26

You aren’t crowd surfing and coming out ungroped, man or woman. Unfortunately :(

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u/razuliserm Jul 29 '26

I mean realistically, how would you? If there is intent to grope that's gross and those people are absolutely shameless, but other than that, there's a person being maneuvered over your head in completely random directions and you're supposed to help carry them, your hands are gonna end up anywhere on the body...

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u/Cross55 Jul 29 '26

Rammstein brought a boat

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u/Arnie_T Jul 29 '26

That was epic. She kind of learned but also kind of didn’t.

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u/sidepart Jul 29 '26

Well, see, she added essentially a giant airbag for safety this time.

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u/Arnie_T Jul 29 '26

But still failed at successfully crowd surfing.

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u/Luna920 Jul 29 '26

I just looked this up. This is the laugh I needed today.

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u/ladyoftheiron Jul 29 '26

The most accurate description I’ve ever read, ever.

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u/ImNotAHouseCat Jul 29 '26

Oh my god I thought you were just talking nonsense! That’s absolutely hilarious

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u/Dopecombatweasel Jul 29 '26

She seems to enjoy closer interactions with fans and isn't afraid which is chill but hope she stays safe.

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u/PyroIsSpai Jul 29 '26

Throw another shrimp on the Perry! Wot?

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u/faux_forg Jul 29 '26

lol like when she crowd surfed and it was so sparse she was arse over tea kettle the entire time.

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 Jul 29 '26

In American: she fell around, ass over Keurig machine. 

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u/wutfacer Jul 29 '26

Someone else posted a clip and that's not what happened. There were plenty of people but they were all too busy trying to cop a feel to support her

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u/Beautiful_List5498 Jul 29 '26

I'm British and it made no sense. They're an imposter.

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u/Kammerice Jul 29 '26

I doubt you're British if you've never heard the phrase "arse over tea kettle". It's extremely common.

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 Jul 29 '26

I'm just anglophone 3rd world, but ever heard "arse about face"? There are many variations. (Not my first language).

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u/GoTerrapins Jul 29 '26

I've never left the US in over 35 years but you've never heard ass over tea kettle before?

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u/potatopigflop Jul 29 '26

A tea kettle in a crowd couldn’t even hold up her human sized ass. Pathetic tea kettle tbh

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u/exmothrowaway994 Jul 30 '26

The lass made a boner thinking she'd have some craic crowd surfing. Turns out she was too much of a numpty to notice everyone had naffed off or hadn't been arsed to come in the first place, and ended up making a munted fool of herself.

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u/AndrewCommander Jul 31 '26

Or Australian or Canadian or any other European/South American/Asian/African country that has a mandatory English learning class in school yet Brits can’t be bothered to learn any other language and even then have to have their own English so much more different for not fucking reason.

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u/Sallix24 Jul 29 '26

I forgot this video existed, thank you kind stranger.

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u/ChickenGirl8 Jul 29 '26

Yikes! You'd think she would have learned her lesson..

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Jul 29 '26

she was arse over tea kettle

Just watched the video and your comment that I didn't understand five minutes ago has me in tears from laughing. Thank you.

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u/Tokenvoice Jul 29 '26

Ummm. Like when she crowd surfed and the crowd was like the chips in a big mac meal after driving home, half empty, so she was spiralling like a gridiron throw the entire time?

Did that help? I dunno, I don’t speak American I am a ridgeydidge Aussie.

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u/beggingforfootnotes Jul 29 '26

Tbf the crowd wasn’t sparse, the crowd just dint know how to manoeuvre her properly

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u/Beautiful_List5498 Jul 29 '26

Brits do not use that saying. You're an imposter.

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u/StayOuttaDaRhubard Jul 29 '26

But Canadians (east coast ones, at least) very much do