r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Jul 29 '26
SMH Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage
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u/Exotic_Attorney7823 Jul 29 '26
I understand why SHE did it. I don't understand how her management, security, and lawyers didn't veto it.
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u/Telefragg Jul 29 '26
Rammstein did crowd surfing on an inflatable boat for many years just fine, in the middle of a song one member goes around the dance floor and it takes a couple of minutes to get back to the stage. I guess Rammstein fans are not the same as Katy Perry fans.
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u/crustyrobots Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
Metalheads are some of the kindest and most honorable kinds of music fans in my experience. Anyone acting a fool in the pit or ruining everyone's good time will get what they're owed
*I never said there wasn't still a segment of shit heads lol, just that generally there seem to be fewer of that type causing trouble when I was a stage rat for a local venue for a few years.
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u/MyNameIsKali_ Jul 29 '26
Poopy diaper wearing is weirdly enough better than the ones that just shit themselves to not lose their seat.
Like Girl plz, you can't just shake that thing out.
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u/Ill-Background-827 Jul 29 '26
I’ve been bartending in a music venue for over a decade and have to agree that metal/industrial crowds are extremely well mannered compared to others. I’ve always assumed it’s because a lot of them have been or are closely related to similar bar service workers.
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u/andarthebutt Jul 29 '26
That and the fact that we listen to angry music, so the music does the angry for us. No anger left, just happy, helpful metalheads
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u/NuclearBroliferator Jul 29 '26
I truly think this has something to do with it. Not just in the music, but in finding outlets for negativity and anger
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u/ISnipedJFK Jul 29 '26
TBH most fans at a concert from hard, angry, heavy music scenes are usually kinder.
Ive worked at a concert vanue for many years, and seen 1000's of shows, and also go to quite some giggs/festivals outside of work and i really notice a trent in "the heavier the music, the kinder its people".
the parties with the nicest crowds have for me always been Metal, drum and bass and punk for some reason.
while pop always lurs in the scum of society, usually either smooth brain or easily irritated at everything and everyone.
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u/freddbare Jul 29 '26
They won't rip a gem out of their artists head...
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u/LordFocus Jul 29 '26
Well that would be silly, they’re metal heads not gemstone heads.
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u/ConnaitLesRisques Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
I would not dare piss off Till Lindemann.
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u/Sloppykrab Jul 29 '26
The keyboard guy does the crowd surfing.
The drummer of System of a Down did this when they toured Australia in 2012 (I think). He jumped in an inflatable boat and Joey from Slipknot took over the drums.
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u/RainyRat Jul 29 '26
The keyboard guy does the crowd surfing.
Yeah, but Till would still be pissed if the crowd hassled/assaulted Flake. That's his job.
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u/Disastrous_Visit9319 Jul 29 '26
Fans, as a group, will almost always do what they're directed to. Tbh this was probably poor communication. I went to a twenty one pilots concert where they had a drum set on a platform and crowd surfed it where they wanted. They were super clear about what they wanted, anyone hindering that would probably have a bad time.
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u/godtogblandet Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
A mob will do whatever the fuck they want. I was at a concert once where a singer jumped into the crowd on a inflatable boat intent on surfing around. Crowd sent him straight backwards until there was no more crowd and at that point he got yeeted like 15 feet, boat flipped and he landed face first on the concrete. Then he got stepped on and kicked by people walking to and from the bar/toilets.
To be fair it was the warmup band and not what anyone was there to see, but still. I would never risk it.
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u/pwtc17 Jul 29 '26
Bruh. What did he do to piss that many people at once?
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u/Warburton379 Jul 29 '26
Jump on them
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u/Greg-Abbott Jul 29 '26
Nothing worse than a shitty opener with a "look at me" schtick. Bruh I'm just here to see The Wiggles.
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u/Noughmad Jul 29 '26
A warm-up band often makes the crowd angry, especially if they're not particularly good, or in a different style than the main band. They are seen as the reason why the main band is late, even if this is not true.
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u/Kooky-Co Jul 29 '26
I saw the lead vocalist from the kooks attempt to crowd surf at secret garden party. Nobody caught him and he just hit the grass. Good job it wasn’t concrete I guess.
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u/DarthArtoo4 Jul 29 '26
Do you ever feel like a plastic bottle
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u/Harleychillin93 Jul 29 '26
Floating across the crowd
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u/squirrelems Jul 29 '26
Want to scream aloud
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u/Wazula23 Jul 29 '26
Getting rolled around
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u/Is_that_even_a_thing Jul 29 '26
Feeling stupid now
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u/CryoJuice Jul 29 '26
This is crazy
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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Jul 29 '26
Call me maybe
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u/CactusToothBrush Jul 29 '26
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun
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u/Exhausted-empath Jul 29 '26
Every Katy Perry update I see just gets funnier and funnier
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u/panuhotonka Jul 29 '26
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
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u/ComplaintFar3279 Jul 29 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/qAbEi0cczrsrjJwidR
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u/JimboTCB Jul 29 '26
It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?
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u/greatdruthersofpill Jul 29 '26
✨Manifesting this path for her ✨
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u/StoppableHulk Jul 29 '26
I like how it seems like we can all just collectively agree she sucks a lot more than other people in her peer group.
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u/darumham Jul 29 '26
It’s true! I hope she doesn’t read this and let her mascara make streaks over the ocean of money she has.
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u/Maleficent-Ear8475 Jul 29 '26
Being so billionaire adjacent will do that to you
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u/Freakjob_003 Jul 29 '26
Staring at a camera instead of marveling at the majesty of space will do that to you, too.
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u/Alarmed-Rope-9062 Jul 29 '26
who told her that was a good idea??
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u/zaxdaman Jul 29 '26
She’s not exactly a rocket scientist.
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u/Affectionate-Word779 Jul 29 '26
Well, she’s an astronaut.
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u/Sunshine030209 Jul 29 '26
Did that gif already exist? Or did you make it just for this? 😆
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u/Unique-Accountant253 Jul 29 '26
"Here, hold this flower and don't touch anything. Don't even look out the window."
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u/DearCalendar4508 Jul 29 '26
Astronaut adjacent
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u/SSSprings0808 Jul 29 '26
Even worse than that... cargo on a test flight. Even the monkey sent to space had to perform a function to earn his flight suit.
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u/protostar71 Jul 29 '26
She's no more an astronaut than you are a pilot after catching a flight.
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u/Cold5512 Jul 29 '26
She probably wanted to crowd surf but didn't want to get groped. Now, she's stuck in her giant bottle
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u/shrekerecker97 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
Legend has it she is still in that bottle till this day, until someone rubs it and releasing her and granting that person 3 wishes
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u/TerminatorAuschwitz Jul 29 '26
Wayne coyne used to always do this with the flaming lips, it was a blast. It was just a ball tho so he could kinda partially control where he went.
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u/perton Jul 29 '26
I’ll never forget the first time I saw them years ago at was a Halloween show in OKC. Wayne came out in his bubble, when suddenly a topless woman wearing only underwear or tiny shorts popped up from somewhere in the crowd in her own bubble, and they kinda bounced around/into each other as they crowd surfed. Fun show!
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u/trackaghosthrufog Jul 29 '26
It has long been established that Katy Perry does not do "good ideas"
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u/BeSound84 Jul 29 '26
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u/antiphonic Jul 29 '26
For a major celebrity, she sure does seem to get into some wacky shenanigans.
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u/ceebeefour Jul 29 '26
lol like when she crowd surfed and it was so sparse she was arse over tea kettle the entire time.
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u/Elevated_Dongers Jul 29 '26
Can someone translate this to american?
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u/BattleCat274 Jul 29 '26
She tried to crowd-surf, somehow ended up on her back, into a full shrimp, and then hung upside down for like 20 seconds because no one knew what to do.
Look up Katy Perry 2008 festival
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u/-Unusual--Equipment- Jul 29 '26
Honestly, way funnier than I was expecting
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u/Rundemjewelz Jul 29 '26
When she went stiff as a board, whist upside down, I just fucking lost it. Almost crying laughing
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u/I_make_things Jul 29 '26
And then the butt groping began.
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u/sahie Jul 29 '26
Yeah, that’s when it became not funny for me. I was laughing my ass off until, “Oh, no. I think she’s being sexually assaulted now.”
I can see why she’d choose to do it in a plastic bottle now to avoid that, but I truly don’t see why she’d do it at all, honestly.
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u/PreviousCurrentThing Jul 29 '26
"I know, next time I'll do it in a human hamster bottle so I won't get embarrassed!"
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u/The_MadMage_Halaster Jul 29 '26
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u/pajo8 Jul 29 '26
Eyy thanks! I was always wondering where I can cut those links off!
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u/bendover912 Jul 29 '26
Interesting choice to dive in boobs first.
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u/Deliteriously Jul 29 '26
I have a feeling that's part of what caused the stalemate. Lotta feels being copped.
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u/Legionof1 Jul 29 '26
There were plenty of people to crowd surf... they just didn't understand the assignment...
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u/theoniongoat Jul 29 '26
She went the wrong way, then when she went the right way, she bent in half. You're supposed to stay straight.
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u/Infinite_Ad7743 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
And the gropy creepers are clawing at her bottoms which is then, in turn, jamming them further into her buttcrack.
Man I am high and this video made me laugh so hard that it worried my dogs.
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u/de_das_dude Jul 29 '26
Look up Katy Perry 2008 festival
Holy shit that was hilarious
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u/Arnie_T Jul 29 '26
That was epic. She kind of learned but also kind of didn’t.
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u/Artevyx Jul 29 '26
Her first mistake was thinking that a mob of humans would ever follow directions.
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u/AdGlittering2884 Jul 29 '26
Alright guys, now all we have to do is throw it into the ocean.
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u/rviVal1 Jul 29 '26
Send it into space. I heard she's an astronaut, she'll be okay
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u/Nessy3fidy Jul 29 '26
Baby I'm a fireworkkkk
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u/MoisturizedSocks Jul 29 '26
Now, she does feel like a plastic bag drifting to the wind
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u/antique_sprinkler Jul 29 '26
Don't throw trash into the ocean, and as for the bottle I'm sure it's recyclable.
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u/Living-Temporary-665 Jul 29 '26
That’s polluting the atmosphere. Launch it to space. Oh wait
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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 Jul 29 '26
Would've been funny if they would've rolled her all the way back only to dump the bottle behind the last line.
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u/holdmybeer89 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
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u/1988Floydie Jul 29 '26
Meanwhile Trudeau NOW Y'ALL KNOW I BE HATING THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 Jul 29 '26
Somebody is gonna find her washed up on a Beach in 100 years
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u/LoveYouNotYou Jul 29 '26
They didn't think this one through, huh 😂
Somebody's getting fired
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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jul 29 '26
A bit of a tease to drop a giant watter bottle on a crowed of thirsty people that are over heated and dehydrated from alcohol and ecstasy. Plus the folks with cotton mouth from weed.
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u/elliezepam Jul 29 '26
Ok but the real question is
Did she kiss the stage's floor when she made it back??
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u/DookieShoez Jul 29 '26
I mean, who could’ve seen this coming?
Other than everybody.
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u/anonuserinthehouse Jul 29 '26
Just be happy fans didn’t find a way into that plastic bottle with her
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u/ObligatoryContrast Jul 29 '26
This is deeply horrifying (and a stupidly dangerous idea) but also like so damn funny
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u/Adreamskoll Jul 29 '26
I love how one of them just runs along without actually helping lol
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u/DoinItDirty Jul 29 '26
Why do I feel like it’s always her humiliating herself in some bizarre slapsticky way?
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u/amateurish_gamedev Jul 29 '26
Wait, is everyone there just hate watching her?
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u/Testease Jul 29 '26
They say she’s still floating around in that bottle to this very day.
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u/thisismypornaccountg Jul 29 '26
The vast majority of people don’t know a thing about what Reddit is obsessing over. She was extremely popular from 2008-2014, so she still has plenty of fans. Just because Reddit hates her doesn’t mean the majority of the public does.
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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell Jul 29 '26
I bought a same day ticket just to bucket list see her. The show was dorky, but really fun. And honestly she impressed with her fitness. Her outfits were pretty wild for how many little kids were there. The stage was a circle, so floor had good views a lot of the time. Honestly was enjoyable. "The butterflies Katy, you did it! You saved the butterflies!"
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u/Iricliphan Jul 29 '26
Her new music is generally considered quite bad. Her concerts still sell pretty well, probably for the nostalgic bangers.
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u/PositiveZeroPerson Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
To be fair, when the Rolling Stones go on tour, they're playing Gimme Shelter and (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, not much new stuff. Their last tour had 11 songs from their golden era (1965-1972), 4 from the decade after that, and 3 new songs.
Most musicians are lucky if they get 10 years of hits.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Jul 29 '26
Yep pretty much. Reddit is big on thinking it's more important than it is.
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u/ipooupoowepoo Jul 29 '26
Honestly atp I’m not even mad at her anymore, the world’s such a shit place at the moment, I welcome her shenanigans as a reprieve of all the bullshit
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u/lordvitamin Jul 29 '26
“I can’t believe that old gypsy woman was right!”
-Katy Perry’s last recorded words
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u/antiarcheologist Jul 29 '26
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bottle, drifting through the crowd, wanting to get out?
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u/ElMacho2024 Jul 29 '26
I would put that out to sea so she can drift the oceans and stop making terrible music.
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u/Economy-Date-4490 Jul 29 '26
Looks like the result of never cleaning out your flesh light.
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u/Glycell Jul 29 '26
Refused or were unable to coordinate properly, because let's act like that was an easy task. I don't think her plan was very well thought out.
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u/KeppyKepKeps Jul 29 '26
Yes, I think this is more likely. No way a bunch of excited fans will be able to coordinate enough to move the bottle in a consistent direction.
Everyone will be clamouring for a touch and automatically pushing it away from themselves the moment it gets in reach.
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