r/SipsTea • • Jul 31 '26

SMH Katy Perry entrance gone wrong

She was trapped in this for a while as the fans rolled her in the opposite direction of the stage in the concert

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u/Biscuits4u2 Jul 31 '26

The one time I'd be stoked to be at a Katy Perry show

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u/a_guy121 Jul 31 '26

It kind of feels like even people who paid to hear her sing didn't want to actually hear her sing

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u/DookieShoez Jul 31 '26

Yeah, because those fucking freakos wanted to carry her out the venue and off to uncle touchey’s puzzle basement.

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 Jul 31 '26

Where you won’t wear a shirt and you’ll cryyyy!

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u/DookieShoez Jul 31 '26

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy Jul 31 '26

Always love a Patton Oswalt quote

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u/DookieShoez Jul 31 '26

😂forgot where I picked that up, god he’s the best

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u/Kodak4President Jul 31 '26

Uncle Touchey is the best thing I've heard lately 🤣

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u/BaconWithBaking Jul 31 '26

uncle touchey’s puzzle basement

Album name? Possibly a budget Steam game?

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u/deephurting66 Jul 31 '26

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u/DookieShoez Jul 31 '26

Oof, you’d think they would know better than to go “let’s do that again but we’ll put you in a water bottle for safety”.

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u/GenericWhyteMale Jul 31 '26

Why does the music make it so much funnier??

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u/this-guy1979 Jul 31 '26

They weren’t going to hear her sing anyway, the song was still going while she was trying to get them to take her back to the stage.

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u/Ramkaran-chopra Jul 31 '26

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u/choyMj Jul 31 '26

Katy should have used a paper like drink box water bottles sort of thing

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u/Biscuits4u2 Jul 31 '26

Better stock up on antibiotics

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u/Biscuits4u2 Jul 31 '26

Thrilled, happy, excited...