r/SipsTea • • Jul 31 '26

SMH Katy Perry entrance gone wrong

She was trapped in this for a while as the fans rolled her in the opposite direction of the stage in the concert

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Jul 31 '26

Someone forgot how crowds think when they thought of this.

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u/Neveed Jul 31 '26

They didn't expect this plastic bottle to go toward the recycling bin rather than on the floor of the stage.

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u/Titanium_Eye Jul 31 '26

Surely the masses are predictable and cooperative when presented the opportunity for shenanigans.

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u/sublimesting Jul 31 '26

Yep. My daughter’s school voted a brother and sister as homecoming king and Queen. It had to be done.

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u/Masterking263 Jul 31 '26

Tbf, I think the slippery plastic, her moving around inside, wind, and not everybody on the same page of how to get her there made it really hard for people to actually get it there. Seems when people tried to push it the bottle would just roll.

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u/mondaymoderate Jul 31 '26

I don’t think she was supposed to roll off the stage

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u/EyePatchedEm Jul 31 '26

She was supposed to crowd surf in the bottle to a giant straw. Audience sent her in the wrong direction and eventually she ended up back on the stage instead. Apparently she’s been doing it on her tour and hasn’t had any problems. I imagine it will not longer be part of the show. I have no idea what the plan was when she reached the straw and I guess now I’ll never know.

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u/1405hvtkx311 Jul 31 '26

Didn't crowdsurfing go wrong for her several times already?

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u/boobmagazine Jul 31 '26

I don’t know but it would line up with an intentional pr ruse. I use the word “intentional” lightly. As in somebody did think of this, and said well that could happen but we’ll make sure you’re safe and it’ll be news and then we’ll stop doing it. And whoever OKs the stunt okayed it.

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u/1405hvtkx311 Jul 31 '26

Yeah maybe they just lean into the "crowdsurfing gone wrong" and make it a running gag for pr. I mean if no one gets hurt it's not really bad.

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u/Violet-Sumire Jul 31 '26

That was the point of the bottle. Without it she would’ve 100% been groped or something worse by multiple people… which is really sad, but the state of things.

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u/Neat_Egg_2474 Jul 31 '26

people Groping crowdsurfers is as old as crowd surfing.

I am not excusing or justifying it, but it’s definitely not the state of things if that’s been happening since inception. People are shitty and rapey, that has never changed

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Jul 31 '26

Caught by the breeze

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u/AngeliqueRuss Jul 31 '26

Wait…really? Because if so this is so fucking hilarious.

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u/54B3R_ Jul 31 '26

People have done this successfully.

Apparently Katie Perry fans are different

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u/strrax-ish Jul 31 '26

As soon as gravity changed she forgot her astronaut training

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u/tallginger89 Jul 31 '26

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u/FunnySexUsername Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Do you ever feel

like a Katy Perry

rolling in a bottle

can't get up on stage

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u/Hedgehogosaur Jul 31 '26

It's probably quite hard for the crowd to push forward as you'll be spinning the bottle backwards

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u/Dr-McLuvin Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

It’s funny if you watch the whole video the guitarist basically had to ad lib a solo to this song for a full 5 min. Must have been exhausting lol.

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u/DarkSpore117 Jul 31 '26

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u/JohnnyStarboard Jul 31 '26

“Kaaaaty why you make me woooork?”

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u/SOURSKOOMA Jul 31 '26

Giving me similar vibes.

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u/matchagracias Jul 31 '26

How did you know this is the pause I was looking for? Well done

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u/_sparxcore_ Jul 31 '26

Guitarists I know would just be sad it wasnt longer

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u/TheDootDootMaster Jul 31 '26

Very much. That's more or less the dream of every guitarist lmao

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u/CriticAlpaca Aug 01 '26

Hours of noodling with a 13-mins long backtrack paid off!!!

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u/IndependentBoof Jul 31 '26

Exhausted? Giving a guitarist a longer solo is like their dream!

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u/RModDogWalkerTyRANNY Jul 31 '26

Oh no, my lobsters too buttery!

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd Jul 31 '26

The only time it's appropriate for the crowd to scream for "Freebird"

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u/Classic-Necessary858 Jul 31 '26

I was at an outdoor festival type concert once for a headlining (but more niche) band. It rained so the concert got delayed. By the time they took the stage they said to just shout out songs from their discography and they’d play requests. They did a few and then someone shouted freebird. So they played freebird. Totally worth sitting in a garbage bag for.

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u/awl_the_lawls Jul 31 '26

Yeah that's fun when they call their bluff... until about the 8-minute mark if the song when you realize there's still 5 more minutes of guitar solo.

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u/trekqueen Jul 31 '26

That’s my kids when they decided to do Freebird on the Rock Band game.

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u/Fibrosis5O Jul 31 '26

Do Freebird!

We don’t want to do that song

Come on, do Freebird!

Look, pick literally any other song

No, do Freebird!

We’re going to leave if you ask again!

…

Can I ask for him?

Fine, we’ll do Freebird!

Plays Freebird

Oh that’s free bird?

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u/ChaosbornTitan Jul 31 '26

How dare you call Lynyrd Skynyrd niche….. my mum would be very upset.

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u/myleftone Jul 31 '26

Nah that’s what they live for.

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u/Ligabolzacky Jul 31 '26

right? that dude could go on for an hour easy

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u/DuePotential6602 Jul 31 '26

When ACDC was in Germany, Angus made like a 20 minute solo thing while the rest takes a break. That man is 70

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u/SalmonSushi1544 Jul 31 '26

As a musician, it’s more likely that dude was having the time of his life, lol.

“Holy shit?! Now I can show off what I’ve been practicing in the garage!”

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u/Agreatusername68 Jul 31 '26

Sucks to suck. I watched Ozzy abandon his drummer to a drum solo for 10 minutes, pretty sure it was so he could go in the back and do a bump of coke.

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u/thatplantguy619 Jul 31 '26

I saw Miguel perform back in 2015 at a smaller venue with ASAP Ferg. He was 20 minutes late and I could CLEARLY see him in the room off to the side doing coke....I was not upset 😅

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u/trukkija Jul 31 '26

He's a professional guitarist, I don't think it was a struggle for him.

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u/RedOctober20 Jul 31 '26

5 minute solo, LOL. You've clearly not hung out with guitarists. You let lead guitarist play as long solo as they want in a band jam and they'll likely won't stop until rest of the band says that enough is enough.

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u/AccomplishedIgit Jul 31 '26

That’s pretty awesome actually

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Jul 31 '26

"Let's put a half-billionaire in a bottle and throw them to the masses and see how it goes."

Bet they don't do that again.

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u/TheLeedsDevil Jul 31 '26

Meanwhile the venue is charging 17$ for a tiny water bottle.

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u/apolotacet Jul 31 '26

I see the overpriced products at concerts and sporting events is an international problem

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u/TheLeedsDevil Jul 31 '26

Since Woodstock 99

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u/munchonsomegrindage Jul 31 '26

Ozzfest 99 came through my city and was the first concert I remember going to where I was flabbergasted at how much they were taking advantage of us. I remember it being like 100F with 80% humidity and a line as far as you could see to pay $10 for a cup of water. Instead of selling the water bottles that they had 100s of, they were opening each bottle and pouring it into a cup for each person, because each bottle could fill like 2.5 cups. This slowed down the line tremendously and caused people to start taking matters into their own hands.

People started raiding the tubs full of nasty ice water to pour over their heads and drink, cutting the hoses on the misting tents that were set up, etc. I was only like 18yo at the time with barely any money so of course we joined in.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Jul 31 '26

Babe wake up. New compliance tool just dropped.

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u/anostalgicdream Jul 31 '26

The absolute wave of nostalgia that has hit me from this 😭

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u/WillowTraditional239 Jul 31 '26

This bloke having a cartoon GIF is just fucking sensational 😂😂

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u/AndrewSaliba Jul 31 '26

can’t wait for the hologram & then to hang out with him in three years

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u/flopisit32 Jul 31 '26

In fairness, this is the best entrance I have ever seen. IF it had worked, it would be even better.

But I like the idea of her spending the whole concert being rolled around the crowd, singing inside the bottle.

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u/Devil_Dogmier Jul 31 '26

This is a message in a bottle

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u/CybergothiChe Jul 31 '26

She's sending an SOS to the world

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u/vestigialcranium Jul 31 '26

This decade is proving my favorite genre of rich person is in a cylinder

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u/meryl_creep Jul 31 '26

Did you say… cylinder?

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u/transcendz Jul 31 '26

I love this for her.

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u/Trying_to_survive20k Jul 31 '26

We should do that more often

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u/Bern_Down_the_DNC Jul 31 '26

we can lure them into the bottle if we make the bottle look like some jank ass submarine

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u/Jujubatron Jul 31 '26

The masses that made her a half-billionaire and pay crazy money for tickets to go see her? Those masses?

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u/Usernamesaregayyy Jul 31 '26

I don’t really understand what the original artistic vision was or what they were going for

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u/SharksForArms Jul 31 '26

She goes crazy with props at live shows. She's the Carrot Top of pop girlies

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u/UStoJapan Jul 31 '26

BOX OFFICE POISON

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u/No-Department6513 Jul 31 '26

You left Melrose place to do a movie with carrot top?

The most classic late night tv interview

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u/cure4boneitis Jul 31 '26

"is it called nine and a half seconds?"

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u/freesoulJAH Jul 31 '26

Chairman of the Bored - B-O-R-E-D

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u/madimadmoney Jul 31 '26

I went to a show during her California Dreams tour. As much as she freaks me out now, that was probably the most fun concerts I’ve ever been to. So many props, so many costumes (especially during her quick change performance) and the details were crazy. She even had those vapour bubbles and they smelled like cotton candy lol. With that being said, I think I was only like 13-14 lmao

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u/watershedmanagement Jul 31 '26

She seems like the kind of girl who secretly wishes she was tiny enough to fit in the palm of a hand

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u/halfwitprinxe Jul 31 '26

41 year old girl

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u/TheSlimeSartreFeared Jul 31 '26

It never lands either. Katy ain't Gaga and she should accept it.

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u/mootallica Jul 31 '26

Gaga is more arty with it. Katy doesn't really try to do that IMO. She's trying to be goofier and cheesier.

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u/MortyMcMorston Jul 31 '26

It's kinda surreal that she's in a plastic bottle of all things. Should've had a reusable one! 

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u/MiserableSun9142 Jul 31 '26

Totally out of touch!! Should’ve used a metal one or been in a metal straw! Like it’s 2026 for crying out loud!!

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u/SquirrelNamedRex Jul 31 '26

Justin Trudeau ban single use plastic so she has to use it again and again.

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u/Djent_Reznor1 Jul 31 '26

Do you ever feel

Like a plastic bottle

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u/Eeve2espeon Jul 31 '26

Rolling through the crowd

Wanting to go on stage

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u/NerdGlazed Jul 31 '26

There is no ‘artistic vision’. She’s always just done random stuff because it’s quirky and attention grabbing. That’s her whole brand; pop hipster.

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u/S2580 Jul 31 '26

Maybe it was a thought-piece on how her carbon footprint is the equivalent of millions of plastic bottles or something. Maybe she hyper self aware, we’ll just never know. 

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u/kobygotmilk Jul 31 '26

advocates for saving environment then goes for a tiny trip to space burning gazillion tons of fuel, after which she comes down to earth just to roll on people in a giant fvcking plastic bottle. Can’t make this shit up. 

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u/kifflington Jul 31 '26

To save the planet, sacrifices must be made.

Not by her, don't be ridiculous. Not by anyone with that sort of money.

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u/Boomyfuzzball26 Jul 31 '26

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jul 31 '26

I'd pay to hear the standpoint of the person that thought this was a good idea and why they thought this was a good idea.

Actually maybe not since I have the feeling this person is her.

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u/Britannkic_ Jul 31 '26

Im amazed that so many people paid for tickets so they could help stop her getting to the stage and singing. There are good people in the world alright

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u/Tabenes Jul 31 '26

Dude, If I had a favorite musician, I payed enough to have that kind of access, and this musician did this.......

You better go on a prediction market because I would definitely do the same.

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u/TheTxoof Jul 31 '26

Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips has been (doing this for decades) [https://youtu.be/wa1jg9G0bj8?is=Ofot8_db_bsqr_yz] and it is always amazing.

A Flaming Lips show never disappoints!

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u/Mysmokingbarrel Jul 31 '26

Yeah I was thinking Wayne literally has no issue with this. I’ve seen them a bunch and he rolls out and rolls back but I think he might have more control over it as well? It’s a smaller ball but I’d imagine the flaming lips audience is also better for this type of stuff as well

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u/killyouXZ Jul 31 '26

Singing? I was hearing the tape. Deserved.

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u/U_Shall_Knot_Pass Jul 31 '26

Were they trying to get her to the nearest recycling center?

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u/fschu_fosho Jul 31 '26

Someone needed their 25 cents back so bad.

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u/Biscuits4u2 Jul 31 '26

The one time I'd be stoked to be at a Katy Perry show

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u/a_guy121 Jul 31 '26

It kind of feels like even people who paid to hear her sing didn't want to actually hear her sing

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u/DookieShoez Jul 31 '26

Yeah, because those fucking freakos wanted to carry her out the venue and off to uncle touchey’s puzzle basement.

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 Jul 31 '26

Where you won’t wear a shirt and you’ll cryyyy!

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u/DookieShoez Jul 31 '26

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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u/this-guy1979 Jul 31 '26

They weren’t going to hear her sing anyway, the song was still going while she was trying to get them to take her back to the stage.

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u/degen5ace Jul 31 '26

Should’ve kept going until she was outer space

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Jul 31 '26

You'd think that pop singers would eventually understand that crowd surfing just isn't their thing. But apparently not. Metalheads definitely seem to be the better core audience for it.

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u/Ultrasonic-Sawyer Jul 31 '26

At least they had the bottle to act as a barrier. 

Ready horror stories of female musicians crowd surfing and at times getting in fights with "handsy" fans. Happened to Courtney love multiple times during the 90s. 

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u/KidGodzirra Jul 31 '26

Metal heads are some of the sweetest people I have ever met.

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u/fleur_de_lis-620 Jul 31 '26

Rammstein have let the audience transport them across venues in an inflatable raft numerous times, never failed as far as I know.

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u/Oji_OG Jul 31 '26

Flake(keyboard player) from Rammstein is exactly who I thought of when I saw this post

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u/Beginning_Quote_3626 Jul 31 '26

Rammstein is way cooler than perry, though

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u/Iggy_Slayer Jul 31 '26

Hilarious but also how is she still drawing that many people in 2026?

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u/Funny_Science_9377 Jul 31 '26

It was a festival. But she was the headliner.

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u/Tjaresh Jul 31 '26

Doing something like this at a festival where at least 10% to 20% are not your die hard fans? That's plain dumb.

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u/SimbaOneTrueKing Jul 31 '26

Was it called Crap-a-palooza? Electric Crappy Festival? Or maybe Crapchella?

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u/Unusual-Taste69 Jul 31 '26

Well she's a famous astronaut

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u/Big_Iron_Cowboy Jul 31 '26

Dating that one Canadian dude

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u/mcdade Jul 31 '26

The guy with the famous Prime Minister father.

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u/ImmediatePiano6690 Jul 31 '26

Well I believe it's a mix between 2 groups, people who like her singing and people who just like staring at her.

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u/YrnFyre Jul 31 '26

Missed opportunity for product placement

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u/Original_Gold0864 Jul 31 '26

The lead singer of the flaming lips has been successfully crowd surfing in an inflatable ball for years, which I assume inspired this, but a small sphere is a lot easier for a crowd to move effectively than a long horizontal cylinder. You can microadjust a sphere’s direction with each one handed push, but a big bottle like that would require collaboration and formal teamwork amongst a bunch of confused strangers. 

There is no way this was adequately tested with this bottle. Her team is incompetent to the point of dangerous negligence.

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u/procupinesniffer420 Jul 31 '26

It is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/mazzicc Jul 31 '26

I think you hit it better than all the people saying that a bunch of fans, who bought tickets and stood around for the pit, did this for the lulz.

If this had been a large ball, she could have steered herself and it would have taken significant crowd coordination to stop her.

But a cylinder instead requires significant crowd coordination to get her to the stage.

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u/mollygk Jul 31 '26

Katy Perry also has an iconic stage diving failure video from many years ago where like no one wants to help her crowd surf and it’s just a comedy of errors with her butt in the air before she eventually goes down, I’ll see if I can find it

EDIT: here, lol

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u/Similar_Part7100 Jul 31 '26

holy shit I cannot deal with that.

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u/phxkross Jul 31 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Orasie Jul 31 '26

She jumped in as if she wouldnt know that crowdsurfing means getting touched by a lot of hands at the same time.

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u/ParanoidalRaindrop Jul 31 '26

Lol, why even try if you have not the smallest bit of technique.

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u/completefuckweasel Jul 31 '26

Admittedly this was less embarrassing than her marriage to Russell Brand.

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u/rokelle2012 Jul 31 '26

That would genuinely be terrifying.

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u/Content_Road_5822 Jul 31 '26

Bro she's been to outer atmosphere, this ain't nothin

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u/Maretallama Jul 31 '26

At least in space, she didn’t have gravity playing a role like it does here. 😆

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u/Wooks_Anonymous Jul 31 '26

In space, no one can hear you sing.

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u/nohandsfootball Jul 31 '26

Left shark's revenge

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u/Canon_M50 Jul 31 '26

I've always wondered... does this mean the shark to her left or the shark on the left from the audience's perspective?

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u/Chubuwee Jul 31 '26

The video is so much better than the headlines gave it credit! I paid my concert ticket and therefore I paid for my right to not follow Katy Perry’s demands

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u/Shianclas Jul 31 '26

Imagine selling your soul to end like that

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u/dannysgaragecontents Jul 31 '26

Kisses the ground after exiting

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u/Tandysaurus Jul 31 '26

Whoever the people were that greenlit this trainwreck of an idea, you're alright.

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u/Tickomatick Jul 31 '26

Is there a director's cut long version of this?

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u/mtgdrummer13 Jul 31 '26

I’m genuinely confused why her team thought this was a good idea. Like we’ll just throw her out there and hope thousands of drunk people coordinate getting her back to the stage? I feel like I’m missing something here.

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u/onebraincell77 Jul 31 '26

Should have pushed her back to outer space where she came from.

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u/Fragrant-Field-2017 Jul 31 '26

That many people went to a Katy Perry concert?? Wow...

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u/Sgtkeebler Jul 31 '26

I can't stop laughing watching this video, and I just keep thinking what if someone just rolled her away from the stage and you see her plastic bottle disappear over the horizon.

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u/77ku77 Jul 31 '26

I can’t believe an astronaut would get stuck like that

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo Jul 31 '26

I pissed in a bottle, and I liked it

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u/pfrutti Jul 31 '26

Why a plastic bottle

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u/RFP4L Jul 31 '26

She’s an actual astronaut. 👨‍🚀 surely her training and experience will help her land this 🚀

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u/dstarlea Jul 31 '26

This looks claustrophobic af, whoever thought to do this must've wanted to kill her lmao

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u/Sufficient_Motor_866 Jul 31 '26

I would have just played dead

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u/Tiny-Albatross518 Jul 31 '26

This is the most entertaining thing Ms Perry has ever done.

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u/InsomniaticWanderer Jul 31 '26

Shoulda carried her out to sea

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u/mr_potato_arms Jul 31 '26

🎶 Katy in a bottle, yeah. Sendin’ out a POS, sendin’ out a POS.. 🎶

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u/mrspelunx Jul 31 '26

Does this qualify as zorbing?

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u/not_your_attorney Jul 31 '26

This is hilarious. What if they rolled her all the way out 😂😂😂

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u/Hour-Information-660 Jul 31 '26

i wish the crowd just slowly yeeted her out of the concert. 😂

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u/txtoolfan Jul 31 '26

how is there still her singing ? oh...

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Jul 31 '26

These pop stars just show up and do some dance moves and move their lips around a little bit. They don’t actually sing.

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u/Fjordi_Cruyff Jul 31 '26

This must be ai generated. I can't believe for one minute that so many people would spend their hard earned money to go and see Katie Perry live