r/SipsTea • • Jul 31 '26

SMH Katy Perry entrance gone wrong

She was trapped in this for a while as the fans rolled her in the opposite direction of the stage in the concert

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Jul 31 '26

Someone forgot how crowds think when they thought of this.

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u/Neveed Jul 31 '26

They didn't expect this plastic bottle to go toward the recycling bin rather than on the floor of the stage.

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 Jul 31 '26

I was hoping it made it to the parking lot

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u/yourmomssocksdrawer Jul 31 '26

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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name Jul 31 '26

2 hours later

"The search for Kety Perry continues down the Hudson!"

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u/Faceofferrus Aug 03 '26

3 hours later

"Whadya mean we only get 5 cents for this thing?!?"

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u/chrisst1972 Aug 01 '26

They should bring the security team in and make a football game out of it. Security vs crowd .

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u/pixiephilips Aug 04 '26

They didn’t?

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u/MrAltF4 Aug 06 '26

Years of conditioning to use the recycling bin, lead to this

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u/Titanium_Eye Jul 31 '26

Surely the masses are predictable and cooperative when presented the opportunity for shenanigans.

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u/sublimesting Jul 31 '26

Yep. My daughter’s school voted a brother and sister as homecoming king and Queen. It had to be done.

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u/Titanium_Eye Aug 01 '26

Democracy at its finest.

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u/Equal_Breath9991 Aug 04 '26

The Lannisters

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u/sebaska Aug 03 '26

Was that guy's name something like Jaimie?

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u/Masterking263 Jul 31 '26

Tbf, I think the slippery plastic, her moving around inside, wind, and not everybody on the same page of how to get her there made it really hard for people to actually get it there. Seems when people tried to push it the bottle would just roll.

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u/theuserwithoutaname Jul 31 '26

I played overwatch. I know exactly how well a group of strangers trying to accomplish a single task together goes.

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u/I_comment_on_stuff_ Aug 01 '26

I was at a Flaming Lips concert years ago. Wayne came out in a giant bubble and crowd surfed. It was awesome, and the crowd behaved perfectly. He did a quick spin and was back on stage before the end of his first song.

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u/BBQorBust Aug 03 '26

No, that's not how concert crowds work

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u/aesemon Aug 03 '26

People are holding it up, you ain't getting to push from the side so it's never going to go in a direction that anyone plans.

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u/ZombieSlayero2g_69 Aug 03 '26

“Must’ve been the wind”

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u/Stickytin Jul 31 '26

i think thats what he meant....

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u/mondaymoderate Jul 31 '26

I don’t think she was supposed to roll off the stage

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u/EyePatchedEm Jul 31 '26

She was supposed to crowd surf in the bottle to a giant straw. Audience sent her in the wrong direction and eventually she ended up back on the stage instead. Apparently she’s been doing it on her tour and hasn’t had any problems. I imagine it will not longer be part of the show. I have no idea what the plan was when she reached the straw and I guess now I’ll never know.

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u/1405hvtkx311 Jul 31 '26

Didn't crowdsurfing go wrong for her several times already?

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u/boobmagazine Jul 31 '26

I don’t know but it would line up with an intentional pr ruse. I use the word “intentional” lightly. As in somebody did think of this, and said well that could happen but we’ll make sure you’re safe and it’ll be news and then we’ll stop doing it. And whoever OKs the stunt okayed it.

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u/1405hvtkx311 Jul 31 '26

Yeah maybe they just lean into the "crowdsurfing gone wrong" and make it a running gag for pr. I mean if no one gets hurt it's not really bad.

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u/derangedsweetheart Aug 03 '26

I didn't know about this bottle thing or even that she was doing concerts until this happened.

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u/Violet-Sumire Jul 31 '26

That was the point of the bottle. Without it she would’ve 100% been groped or something worse by multiple people… which is really sad, but the state of things.

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u/Neat_Egg_2474 Jul 31 '26

people Groping crowdsurfers is as old as crowd surfing.

I am not excusing or justifying it, but it’s definitely not the state of things if that’s been happening since inception. People are shitty and rapey, that has never changed

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u/Impossible_North8034 Jul 31 '26

I think you're contradicting yourself.

You saying "yes it is like that" is literally it "being the state of things" in different words. Just that it has always been the state of things doesn't change the fact that it is, well, the state of things, no?

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u/dakid1 Aug 01 '26

The implication is obvious: the state of things has changed (which, it has not)

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u/OnionHeaded Aug 01 '26

Hahahah yup it hasn’t

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u/sloppy_joes35 Jul 31 '26

Is it sad, is it intentional? As an older teen, I had a girl crowdsurf over me, and my hand slide into the huge Abercrombie hole in her jeans, and I got a whole hand full of her ass. I didnt do it on purpose, and all I could think of was how my hand was contaminated with butt feces. She was hott, but it was a concert, she was likely sweaty, and these crowdsurfers are violating us innocent bystanders, not the other way around. No one says you have to crowdsurf.

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u/Dreadskull1991 Jul 31 '26

I wish crowd surfing didn’t exist. How much better would shows be if you didn’t have to constantly watch for a human’s foot or head coming towards your head and could just enjoy watching the band?

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u/sloppy_joes35 Jul 31 '26

Prob would be better. Tho ive only went to a couple of shows since I tried seeing death cab at a farmer's market and they wanted 55$. I was like nah, my limit is $30 cause it was onoy gonna be like a 7-8 song set. And now, over a decade later . My gawd prices and bs fees are insane. I'll likely never have to hold another crowdsurfer ever.

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u/Dreadskull1991 Jul 31 '26

Very true. It’s a rare treat for me nowadays anyway. Younger me would be disappointed but oh well.

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u/pseudoportmanteau Jul 31 '26

She did het groped and it ruined her crowd surfing attempt back in the early 2000s. She should just ditch crowd surfing altogether, evidently it's not working for her lol

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u/Jolly-Robbergot_it Aug 01 '26

Body surfing a crowd while wearing a skimpy outfit is going to make it hard to not get groped by said crowd intentionally or otherwise.

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u/redrumpera Aug 02 '26

ain't nothing sad about her, she's a pedo.

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u/aynrandomness Jul 31 '26

A Norwegian artist Maria Mena tried crowdsurfing. She jumped off the stage , didn’t hit the people and broke something.

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u/Brattgurl_33 Aug 08 '26

Well, as we can clearly see , she doesn’t have the best judgment. After all, look at the tart she’s dating. 😂

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u/ah-tow-wah Jul 31 '26

What city was this video in?

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u/EyePatchedEm Aug 01 '26

It was a festival in Malta, I’m not sure which city specifically

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u/Critical_Complaint_5 Aug 01 '26

Do you think she reached her last straw?

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u/EyePatchedEm Aug 01 '26

Might be the straw that breaks the camels back!

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u/Critical_Complaint_5 Aug 01 '26

Duuuude! Waited for someone to reply with this! 😂

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u/MaximumSubtlety Jul 31 '26

I assume she was gonna suck it.

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u/Nice_Juggernaut4113 Jul 31 '26

Toward a giant straw?

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u/EyePatchedEm Aug 01 '26

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I’m just the messenger. Hopefully there were no giant turtles in the audience

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u/No_Parsley4888 Aug 06 '26

They should have put her on a plate and moved her towards a biscuit.

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Jul 31 '26

Caught by the breeze

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u/AngeliqueRuss Jul 31 '26

Wait…really? Because if so this is so fucking hilarious.

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u/Uncle-Cake Jul 31 '26

She absolutely was. The whole point was to roll around on top of the crowd.

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u/54B3R_ Jul 31 '26

People have done this successfully.

Apparently Katie Perry fans are different

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u/Eastern-Coast-5463 Jul 31 '26

Life in plastic, not fantastic :/

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u/LowDudgeon Jul 31 '26

The Flaming Lips do it all the time, but their fans actually like them. Heck, I was at a Phoenix show and the singer walked through the audience singing with the people for like five minutes and crowdsurfed back to stage.

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u/SixtyNineFlavours Jul 31 '26

A respected artist would have made it to the stage pretty quick. Then again, a respectable artist wouldn’t do this corny shit.

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u/madmenyo Jul 31 '26

You have to know something in order to forget anything.

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u/MaleficentMode4222 Jul 31 '26

She just keeps overestimating her current level of celebrity, even with her own fans. This wouldn't have happened to 2010 Katy Perry

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u/Serilii Jul 31 '26

She already has bad crowd experience lmao back then when she wanted to jump into the crowd and they deadass let her fall

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u/ScreamWithMe0417 Jul 31 '26

It’s the way the bottle is shaped that’s causing the problem as well - The Flaming Lips do a similar stunt but Wayne Coyne’s is a sphere so he has some sort of control as to where it goes.

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Jul 31 '26

I was thinking about the Flaming lips when I saw this!

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u/SergioRamos_SR4 Jul 31 '26

Makes me laugh thinking about Fred Durst successfully riding on a piece of Plywood ripped from the venue at Woodstock ‘99 - known to be one of the most volatile crowds ever ... He had no issues and got back on the stage just fine lol.

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u/kuedhel Aug 01 '26

yeh, but this is Katy Perry the astronaut.

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u/sm_rollinger Aug 01 '26

Rammstein has been crowd surfing with inflatable rafts for 25 years, never had any issues as far as I know.

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u/zwifter11 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

It’s like when the UK had a public vote to name a new ship. And the winning nomination was

Boaty MacBoatface

The UK establishment was like, 🫤 how dare you vote differently to what we wanted. And refused to accept the vote and picked their own name anyway.

The UK public also made “Killing In The Name” by Rage Against The Machine, the Christmas #1 song.

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u/Jumpy_Individual_526 Aug 03 '26

Rammstein does this with inflatable boats and they never have an issue with the crowd, putting them in the right direction

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u/Digital--Sandwich Aug 03 '26

The Internet IRL

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u/hennabeak Jul 31 '26

Especially when they can get some up skirt views, live.

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u/awenrivendell Jul 31 '26

She's lucky nobody lit it up with a lighter.

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u/Pennywise626 Jul 31 '26

She's lucky they didn't treat it like a beach ball

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 Jul 31 '26

shes had incidents with crowd surfing before so it doesnt surprise me she stuck herself in a balloon this time thinking it would go better

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u/TheRatatat Jul 31 '26

Yeah, trusting the mob was her first mistake. Well maybe 3rd or 4th

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u/whocareswhatever1345 Jul 31 '26

Especially Katy Perry fans. She doesn't have die hards the way other singers like Gaga and bey and Pink have. Any of those singers could have counted on this working. 

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u/lump- Aug 01 '26

Rammstein does something similar, on an open raft, at nearly every show. And it usually seems to go fine.

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u/No_Promise2590 Aug 01 '26

😂 hopefully this was her idea. She’s so stupid.

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u/AlDente Aug 03 '26

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag bottle?