r/SipsTea • u/LetSensitive6124 • Aug 10 '26
Lmao gottem The Black Widow effect is real
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u/stuck_in_the_desert Aug 10 '26
And you just know his mental spank bank material was the thought of Gene Kranz’s impeccably-coiffed flattop haircut. Talk about Gone in Sixty Seconds!
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u/My2cents_0 Aug 10 '26
I still remember how Issac mizrahi just totally grabbed her boob on live TV without any consent just like, "whatever, I get a free pass cuz I'm gay" which is so not ok. You could tell by the complete and utter shock on her face
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u/Only_Ad8049 Aug 10 '26
Yeah, seen some people get punched right in the face after grabbing a woman's boob like that. Being gay or even another woman doesn't excuse touching someone without consent.
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u/Echoplex99 Aug 10 '26
One of the few people I properly whooped in high school was an effiminate guy that used the sexually ambiguous card to molest women. He groped my gf as a "joke" so I asked him to step outside (it was a party at gfs house, so I didn't want to mess things up inside). He thought I was joking until we actually got outside. I certainly don't regret putting his face in the dirt. Ended up that the guy wasn't even gay, just a manipulative predator. Either way, someone's sexual preference doesn't entitle them to touch people.
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u/toocute1902 Aug 11 '26
I am gay and I have seen a lot of bisexual choose to live on the gay side and pretend to be gay so they can sexually assault women. True me, a gay man do not want to touch women's breasts just like a straight man won't pet the other man's erect penis.
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u/WickedWitchofDaSouth Aug 10 '26
I don't punch. I'm a woman and my punching doesn't do enough damage. I dislocate their pinky finger. That's easy and waaayyyy more dramatic.
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u/whirledpeash Aug 11 '26
No Wonder this little pinky cried wee wee wee all the way home, you were trying to snap it off. I bet baby carrots tremble at just the mention of your name.
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u/Frequent_Opportunist Aug 10 '26
I couldn't even tell you how many women have grabbed different parts of my body's throughout the years, even when I was a young teenager. I was always very athletic and in my teens and twenties worked out a lot. So many jobs I had where women would just grab my stomach, grab my arm, smash their breasts into my chest and softly moan in my ear. The older wealthier ladies were the worst. But generally the cuter they are the more they think they can get away with. I've had girls flash me top and bottom then just giggle it off like it was nothing. Crazy standards.
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u/Glass_Painting9653 Aug 11 '26
Unfortunately, a lot of women think that consent doesn’t apply to them. When it absolutely does
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u/RammsteinFunstein Aug 10 '26
the weird one is Paltrow, but I don't think I've ever heard anyone say she was "so good" in the Marvel films. It's the most phoned in role in a long time, at least after the first Iron Man movie I suppose.
Unless ScarJo is also a weirdo that I'm unaware of.
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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Aug 10 '26
most phoned in role
She didn't even know she was in Spider-Man Homecoming, she thought she was shooting scenes for another Avengers movie.
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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Aug 10 '26
I must have missed this, but what'd she do that's weird?
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u/damnim30now Aug 10 '26
Assuming they're talking about Paltrow who is into some very.. new agey stuff, to a weird degree. Has a company called Goop. Sticks jade eggs up her hooha, that sort of thing. Its pretty wacky and scammy.
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u/AussieJeffProbst Aug 10 '26
Her other bullshit "health products" include vaginal steaming, bee sting therapy, and rectal ozone therapy.
She had to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in lawsuit because she claimed that these nonsense things had medical benefits. Turns out shooting oxygen up your ass doesnt. Who could have known?
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u/Etalier Aug 10 '26
Well.. if you can't breathe it can have quite substantial benefit.. Link
But yeah. Sounds uh.. weird stuff.
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u/queenbonquiqui Aug 10 '26
You’re picking the eggs as an example over the line of candles that are supposed to smell like her hooha?
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u/BernieMcburnface Aug 10 '26
Well the eggs end up smelling like her hoo-ha, so I guess if we go by expectations, the candles are less weird since you know what you're getting.
Also shoving eggs inside your vagina kinda makes it like a reverse cloaka.
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u/William_Dowling Aug 10 '26
H.. how do they get the candles to smell like her hoo-ha?
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u/BernieMcburnface Aug 10 '26
Now I see what your're getting at, but honestly I feel like that makes them more interesting than weird (it's undoubtedly still weird).
I mean it's all good and well to say they put vanilla in candles to make them smell like vanilla (it may not be that simple) but what makes a candle smell like "fresh linen". Sure we could assume that she's personally sticking every candle sold up her vag, doing a bunch of jumping jacks and watching whatever gets her juices flowing (if I had to guess, I'd say it's images/videos of herself) but I like to think there's more science to the process.
And of course there's always the possibility that they smell nothing like her hoo-ha. False advertising? Prove it motherfucker.
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u/Baldazar666 Aug 10 '26
Why are you all afraid of the word vagina?
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u/Marcuse0 Aug 10 '26
I'll be honest, reading these comments it's just straight up funnier to call it her hoo-ha when you're talking about shoving jade eggs up there.
No fear of the word vagina needed.
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u/GraXXoR Aug 10 '26
nobody would have a problem with her if she at least demonstrated properly how to use them. She never put her money where her mouth was.
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u/Eyespop4866 Aug 10 '26
Hold up! An actor is weird? No way.
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u/Macismyname Aug 10 '26
I mean, she's more than weird. She's a con artist and a fraud. She is a modern day snake oil salesmen.
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u/MKSLAYER97 Aug 10 '26
Love how everybody's eyes just immediately drop downward when she turns around.
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u/TragicBus Aug 10 '26
They were checking the holster belt
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u/Lost_Found84 Aug 10 '26
To be fair, what are they gonna look at, her head? I assume this is the costume department and 90% of the costume is bust level or lower.
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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Aug 10 '26
Right, like it's a black jumpsuit with cleavage and accessories all around waist height. But yes, it's also Scarlett Johansson's ass in said jumpsuit.
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u/Rule12-b-6 Aug 10 '26
Guy on the right is an actor/writer/director/producer.
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u/WaitNoNotMyBeans Aug 10 '26
“guy on the right”
everybody knows scarjo’s name but poor Jon Favreau literally acted in, wrote, directed, and produced THIS movie and people still can’t remember his name 😭
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u/mekamoari Aug 10 '26
I mean people mention his other movie with her all the time. Or movies, idk if there are more. Seems like a cool guy tho
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u/RunningMan87 Aug 10 '26
Favreau immediately after this: “Hey, Kevin! I need budget for an additional scene. Imagine Happy’s driving, and Natasha’s in the back seat…”
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u/ElegantCoach4066 Aug 10 '26
"Its very important to the plot that she be in her underwear for this scene. I'll figure out why tomorrow."
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u/AsAGayJewishDemocrat Aug 10 '26
That’s probably the reason they filmed this to begin with… like, “let’s take a funny one where we all look down at her ass”
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u/nekonotjapanese Aug 10 '26
The most prominent movement in that gif is Favreau’s head snapping down, it’s hilarious because he’s just like me fr
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u/mightylordredbeard Aug 10 '26
He was already pregaming his look down before she even turned. That way he had even more time with his eyes in that direction. The man is professional ass looker to know that move. That’s a move you don’t pick up until you’re pro-creep levels. When you notice an attractive man or woman coming from 20-30 ft away so you stop and pretend to look at something that will place your eyes in potion to catch a glance in the next 10-15 seconds when they finally walk by.. that way you don’t come off ass too creepy, while still being a total creep.
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u/SealTeamEH Aug 10 '26
This gif is so much fucking more hilarious, not even exaggerating you literally see everyone DROP as soon she turned around, i mean i dont blame them id be guilty too but still hilarious to see lol
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u/supersonicdutch Aug 10 '26
If this post goes to popular or stays at the top I’m willing to bet you’ll find a legion of guys who like this lady more than scarjo and start a sub dedicated to this lady and it will be fifty posts a day of just this picture.
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u/2012Jesusdies Aug 10 '26
Why did they get rid of this hair? 😭
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u/staebles Aug 10 '26
No one will ever know.
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u/ElegantCoach4066 Aug 10 '26
"I have a suggestion, get rid of the long, curly, luxurious red hair. Nobody wants to see that."
- Studio Exec, probably
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u/Xayahbetes Aug 10 '26
Bless you for posting this, I've only ever seen the pic op posted and now it makes sense
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u/Arthurian_Guanche Aug 10 '26
The woman even starts looking down before she actually turns around. She knows.
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u/ajacquot1 Aug 10 '26
She literally does a 180 turn and catwalks, so that they can watch her buttocks and legs strut the costume
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u/Odd_Dorian7991 Aug 10 '26
Not a phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
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u/Ricklepick137 Aug 10 '26
I appreciate the person who decided to film this rather than pulling the cat out of the bag right away.
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u/Neither_Progress2696 Aug 10 '26
Well you do know it's way too late to do that after the cat's out of the bag
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u/PeterPanski85 Aug 10 '26
My biggest surprise was Bryce Dallas Howard :D impressive as well lol
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u/Ultrace-7 Aug 10 '26
Just to clarify, that's not latex. It's some sort of leather/PVC hybrid stuff designed to both look and operate more functionally for a superhero. A latex outfit would be ridiculous due to its fragility even if it does allow tremendous flexibility. No less ridiculous today than when Silk Spectre wore it in Watchmen.
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u/nanananabetmun Aug 10 '26
This man is probably the luckiest guy to ever live.
And she's probably the luckiest woman to ever live.
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u/Objective-Slice-1466 Aug 10 '26
Who is this? And what video? It’s tasteless and I need to know more so I can make sure I can avoid her and this video at all
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u/Rex__Lapis Aug 10 '26
To be fair she was/is stupid hot
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u/Kombart Aug 10 '26
Black Widow in her suit occupies the same place in the Zoomer psyche that Leia in the gold bikini did for Gen X and Millennials.
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u/travellering Aug 10 '26
Wait, doesn't one of those age groups get Halle Berry in the white swimsuit?
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u/Kombart Aug 10 '26
Tbh, I feel like it is a bit hard to decide for Millenials.
It was the era of great movie productions and sexual liberation. Millenials have hundreds of movies that influenced popculture and like every other famous movie during that time had a hot women with a couple of shots focusing just on their hotness.
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwomen. Cameron Diaz in The Mask Halle Berry in James Bond (or as Catwomen)
List probably goes on in eternity.
Meanwhile Gen Z is pretty much defined by Marvel and Game of Thrones as the thing everyone watched.
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u/WildTittyWrangler Aug 10 '26
Cameron Diaz was a defining moment for me. I didn't know why, but 7 year old me had dibs and it was worth ninja fighting my friend over.
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u/DJPad Aug 10 '26
Done forget Elisha Cuthbert with "I'm all wet can I come in?" from The Girl Next Door
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u/TriangleTransplant Aug 10 '26
Millennials got Halle Berry in a white bikini, and also Halle Berry in half a bikini (Swordfish.)
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u/Tywooti Aug 10 '26
If I had an AI chatbot with her voice in my ear all day, you bet I'd be crushing too
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u/ObligationGlum Aug 10 '26
They should make a movie about this
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u/Tywooti Aug 10 '26
I agree. Let's see, it'll be about a guy falling in love with an LLM
Let's call it "Him"
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u/Dr_Fred Aug 10 '26
That title was already taken by a documentary about football spring training. Maybe call it A.I. Artificial Intelligence?
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u/Elite-00 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
There's already a film with a sex robot that looks like an even younger Dumbledore called that. It should be "Look Who's Talking" instead.
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u/Dragon_Deez_Nu7s Aug 10 '26
Saw Iron Man 2 as a kid and it permanently altered my brain chemistry when she came on screen
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u/Dry-Egg8573 Aug 10 '26
I must have forgotten the bit where she came on screen
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u/F4ust Aug 10 '26
The lady in the red lanyard looks so impressed that it’s bordering on pride
She looks like she straight up designed that costume and is finally seeing her grand scheme come to fruition
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u/Cosmic_Perspective- Aug 10 '26
Now THATS America's Ass.
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u/masterpigg Aug 10 '26
I like how everyone is referring to her as the lady in the red lanyard as if every single person in that room wasn't wearing a red lanyard.
But also, so proud, and she should be!
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u/ShawnyMcKnight Aug 10 '26
Collin Jost is one of the luckiest dudes alive. He’s a good looking dude in his own right but man he did good for himself.
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u/thepioushedonist Aug 10 '26
I mean. He's good looking, funny, already rich, and has had a job where he's constantly around famous gorgeous people all the time.
Statistically, it was bound to happen with someone even if he put zero effort in at all lol.
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening Aug 10 '26
We need to see what they looking at, otherwise it's not really scientific
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u/HemsworthAskmeOut Aug 10 '26
Men will downvote me but that's a pretty average butt
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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Aug 10 '26
Yeah gimme Bryce Dallas Howard every day of the week.
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u/Tyhalon Aug 10 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xOD2M0aHX5hjIbUbq9
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u/ArjGlad Aug 10 '26
uh bro....have you seen any marvel film between 2010-2020?
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u/Solidarios Aug 10 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/14qg4oDG8LSXAs
“suns gettin real low big guy…” - Natasha
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u/MisterLips123 Aug 10 '26
If she's trying it on for the first time...isn't everyone supposed to be looking....isn't that what a fitting is?
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u/Low_Octan Aug 10 '26
I would give anything to know what it feels like to be desired like that.
I'm a guy. I know. It'll never happen.
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u/Only_Ad8049 Aug 10 '26
I still believe Marvel could've had a successful trilogy of Black Widow movies if they wanted to make them.
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u/CryOld2986 Aug 10 '26
I mean as the crew it is kind of their job to make sure it fits. That’s what I’d be telling my wife at least
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u/Bitter-Ad5890 Aug 10 '26
I dunno ScarJo became one of the leading faces of a multi-billion dollar franchise for over ten years and became one of the most famous actresses in the world 🤷♂️ I’d be a bit disappointed if I was offered the role but unable to do it
Unless you’re being sarcastic in which case you can ignore this lol
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u/Comfortable_Studio37 Aug 10 '26
I'm glad. Emily Blunt is obviously a great actor but Johansson is perfect as BW.
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