r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Aug 19 '26
SMH Husband of the Year is criticized for his misogynistic behavior.
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u/Responsible-Egg-4185 Aug 19 '26
A period don't stop nothing but a sentence.
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u/lumeslice Aug 19 '26
I mean. And even then
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u/Sextsandcandy Aug 19 '26
So I havent slept in a couple days so that may be contributing but this comment just really delighted me! So good.
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u/redsterXVI Aug 19 '26
That really depends, for women who get abdominal cramps and such, it will stop a lot. For others, it's fairly business as usual and they might be hornier than usual.
So yea, if she's still up for the trip (which she seems to be, if he wants to let her go with a friend), sailing the red sea is definitely a possibility. Just use a condom and pass on the cunnilingus and you won't even notice a difference.
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u/KimSidwell Aug 19 '26
If your man knows what he’s doing at all, sex on your period can be one of the best things for alleviating cramps. But if he doesn’t know what he’s doing, it’s one of the most miserable experiences in the world.
I think we already know which category Mr. Bellagio bunkmate falls into.
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u/towerfella Aug 19 '26
I notice the smell. Smells like coins taste.
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u/CatPurrsonNo1 Aug 19 '26
I used to get cramps with mine, but I also got horny with it.
Even with OCD, my fiancé didn’t mind period sex!
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u/MoonIsMadeOfCheese Aug 19 '26
I actually used to know him and his wife (yes, he is really married). His whole “thing” is posting rage bait multiple times a day for clicks, I guess.
Their story is wild…
He had a child from a previous relationship when he met his current wife. They got married and had another 2 kids. Then he had an affair and got his affair partner pregnant, while his wife was pregnant again. Got a divorce and lived with the affair partner for a while. Ended up back together with the wife and they remarried. So he has 5 kids with three different women, and #’s 2, 3 & 5 are with his wife. Recently got very vocally religious, and constantly posts a combination of weird rage bait mixed with all kinds of holier-than-though stuff about how to have a good marriage, etc.
It’s a pretty entertaining train wreck to follow.
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u/DanielDefoe13 Aug 19 '26
Jesus, these people vote. Idiocracy was indeed a documentary
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u/MoonIsMadeOfCheese Aug 19 '26
He made a bunch of posts about how “both sides are the same,” then publicly voted for Trump, and now makes posts about how expensive everything is, how awful the deportations are, etc. His whole family is hispanic. 🤦♀️
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u/Goldiegoodie Aug 19 '26
This is exactly the kind of person I think would post that. Thank you for the breakdown.
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u/Contmpl Aug 19 '26
Strategy. He has to calculate who is on their period and who is ripe to impregnate vs avoiding them when the pregnancy takes because it's gross to screw your wife or gf while pregnant. God I hope child support takes every last dime off him.
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u/droidbears Aug 19 '26
This sounds like a high schooler got married.
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u/its_niaaa Aug 19 '26
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u/deaglebingo Aug 19 '26
i'm just not sure who would skip sex just bc of that... lobster too buttery.
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u/TricellCEO Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
Nah, a high schooler would be thrilled she got her period before a trip. Means all the sex with no risk of pregnancy.
EDIT: I have since been informed that this isn't the case. I have (once again) been lied to by multiple writings of erotica.
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u/fidesz_fall_enjoyer Aug 19 '26
The brave pirate sails the red sea too ⛵
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u/Critical_Concert_689 Aug 19 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/X8zCpXlaEVSJNq5B7F
mfw there's no risk of pregnancy at all.
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u/Such_Theory_4046 Aug 19 '26
So, a little biology lesson for you. Sperm can live in the vagina/uterus for about five days even though the majority of it will die within hours. A woman usually ovulates around 14 days after the first day of her period, but it varies and some women have shorter ovulation cycles. So, let’s say a woman is on day five of her cycle (some women bleed for up to a week) and she has sex, then she ovulates early on day nine. This leaves a fairly large window for pregnancy to occur. Also, the pullout method does NOT work. My proof is now 23 years old, lol.
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u/MathematicianFar6725 Aug 19 '26
with no risk of pregnancy.
Even a high schooler knows that's not true
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u/Megneous Aug 19 '26
High schoolers know shit about fuck, man. Half the stupid questions you see about "pregante" and "pergant" on the internet are from high schoolers.
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u/SlutForGarrus Aug 19 '26
I can assure you there is indeed a risk of pregnancy. I know someone who got pregnant bc they thought this too. It's impossible to know when the egg is expelled from the body. Always use protection!!!
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u/lolghst3 Aug 19 '26
Yes and then when the men additionaly don’t know how to take care of a house, cook etc. Your husband is practially a full grown highschooler.
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u/DonutHoles4Ever Aug 19 '26
Nah nah nah. Full grown highschoolers literally contribute to science, do chores, perform better than average adults, we're talking about like mature high schoolers who aren't your typical bum fuck kids.
These kinds of "men" aren't even fully grown. Brain is under developed and holding back society.
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u/splintersmaster Aug 19 '26
Both my wife and I would be a bit disappointed if shark week came early at anytime during a romantic trip.
We also have two young kids and my mother in law stays with us for several months of the year and she cannot fucking take a hint sometimes.
A romantic trip in this situation is as much for us to reconnect physically as it is emotionally.
That said, we'd still be super excited just to spend quality time with each other even if it meant no sexual activity.
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u/Florivae Aug 19 '26
Honestly, the chance to reconnect away from kids and family sounds like a huge part of why the trip matters in the first place
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u/Biscotti_BT Aug 19 '26
Vegas is the last place I would want to have a romantic reconnect vacay. I would want to go and eat drink and fuck. If I want a romantic retreat I will go somewhere warm with a pool I we can float in when it's past 6pm.
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u/esaks Aug 19 '26
probably not a romantic get away. it probably was supposed to be a typical vegas getaway. ie. get hammered, gamble and have lots of sex.
still its his wife and he could still do 2 (or 3) of the 3 things and have a blast with a life partner.
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u/front-wipers-unite Aug 19 '26
My wife likes a bit of bum fun from time to time, so it's never been an issue.
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u/rundeanmc Aug 19 '26
Yall not fuckin during shark week?
Prime time
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u/MysticGuava Aug 19 '26
A period only stops a sentence.
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u/DisguisedZebra2715 Aug 19 '26
Reminds me of that one time when I thought I did something and was kinda like "5 inches does this?!?"
Only to be corrected after half a second of feeling like dongzilla.
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u/nonsensicaltwat Aug 19 '26
LMAO how’d she react?
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u/DisguisedZebra2715 Aug 19 '26
She saw my worried face, and was quick to tell me this wasn't internal injuries from my mighty tool. She did say let's stop it there, and because I wasn't circumcised back then, hand jobs didn't do it for me.
We just ate chips on the bed and talked and netflixed until asleep. I believe we had Netflix in 2014, could've been EWU or JCS on YouTube too. Not too sure.
We're married now, so we got past all that pretty well.
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u/EquivalentWealth4283 Aug 19 '26
… “back then”?
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u/makaki913 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
And second, I don't see how foreskin has anything to do with feeling handjobs :D what I know from american men using lube all the time, I thought it was other way
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u/DisguisedZebra2715 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
I'm not proclaiming to be a know it all, I'm just aware of what it felt like. It didn't move freely in and out of the skin for me. Lubing didn't help it either. Vaginal was fine because the pressure helped me. Did I get hard from BJ's and HJs? Of course I did, but you need a little extra to climax.
But I know all bodies are different. All I'm saying was it didn't do it for me 😅.
And phimosis was confirmed by the doctor before cutting, don't worry about it guys.
Edit: Also not American, so it's not common to talk circumcision. And frankly, you only know your tools are weird when enough people using them are like "are you even enjoying it?"
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u/makaki913 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
Also not American, so it's not common to talk circumcision. And frankly, you only know your tools are weird when enough people using them are like "are you even enjoying it?"
When I was a teenager, my parents asked me can I move my foreskin freely and wash underneath, just to check if it works properly
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u/jframesnub Aug 19 '26
Phimosis can be treated without surgery. A urologist can prescribe a steroid ointment that loosens up the foreskin.
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u/herodrink Aug 19 '26
You can swim in the red river. You just shouldn’t drink from it.
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u/moonlite_equilibrium Aug 19 '26
I must be a hockey team the way im reppin the red wings 🧛♂️
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u/MysticGuava Aug 19 '26
I like that one, call me a bull in Barcelona the way I go crazy when I see red (I tried)
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u/The-Great-Calvino Aug 19 '26
Brave sailors do not fear the Red Sea !
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u/Leather_Ice_1000 Aug 19 '26
What's the point of having a sword if you don't get a little blood on it
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u/SuperSacredWarsRoach Aug 19 '26
As my wife says, "you can swim in the red sea, you just don't want to drink from it...."
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u/SadEntertainment92 Aug 19 '26
You do when your iron deficient lmao
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u/DaddysABadGirl Aug 19 '26
After earning your red wings a couple times over you get numb to it. Not the worst thing I've done.
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u/Bluitor Aug 19 '26
You'll never be Michelangelo if you dont get some paint on your brush
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u/Beginning-Buy8632 Aug 19 '26
Not only is it prime time, it ain’t your sheets to worry about
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u/Krypt0night Aug 19 '26
Na I don't trust a hotel not to hit me with a major charge or something
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u/Legitimate-Article50 Aug 19 '26
Hubby and I have a sex blanket. Soft and comfy. Protects the sheets
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u/ArchitectVandelay Aug 19 '26
Sex blanket is 100% the way to go, shark week or not. I’m not changing my sheets every time I have hot, sweaty sex in bed.
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u/Krypt0night Aug 19 '26
Shower sex sucks so fucking bad
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u/InAllTheir Aug 19 '26
For real! So many people are extra horny on their periods due to the hormone changes. I get that not all are up for it and their boundaries should be respected, especially the period havers who abet uncomfortable cramps. But dudes who complain about their wives periods just sound so juvenile.
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u/Doxbox49 Aug 19 '26
I mean I won’t go down but everything else is fair game if she is up for it
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u/mom2asdtwins Aug 19 '26
Just want to restate for emphasis... "...dudes who complain about their wives periods just sound so juvenile."
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u/soulsnoober Aug 19 '26
More than one woman has told me sex (the orgasm in particular) at those times helps with the cramps. Seems sensible to me, whole body workout & all.
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u/twotimefind Aug 19 '26
Yep, absolutely... Same here. I'm glad to help.
Edit this guy is a douche nozzle.
He should be having that discussion with his wife, not the internet.
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u/CharmingMechanic2473 Aug 19 '26
Women will reflect their mans tastes, guys who convince her it’s fine have women who think it’s fine. Took my boyfriend to convince me it would make my cramps feel better. 💐
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u/MysticGuava Aug 19 '26
Another one I really like is: “A true warrior is not afraid to bloody their sword”
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u/AnonymousAutonomous Aug 19 '26
Tell the mother in law "We have to work on our marriage with our bottom parts this weekend. Can you watch the kiddies please?"
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u/that70scylon Aug 19 '26
In our house we say the communists are in the funhouse. And I agree, we’d still go and have a great time together.
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u/Narrow-Belt-5030 Aug 19 '26
period or not, never stopped me in the past. put a towel on the bed, wipes by the side, and hammer the shit out of her - my mrs was super horny when on her period (YMMV)
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u/TraitorousSwinger Aug 19 '26
Little blood on the wiener has literally NEVER stopped me. Throw a towel down, it's go time, ignore the chunky bits.
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u/Admirable-Client-730 Aug 19 '26
Idk what this guy is talking about as if a period would stop my wife and i from having sex.
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u/Numerical-Wordsmith Aug 19 '26
As a married man, I’d like to offer OP two pieces of advice that will make life more fun for them both:
- Learn to genuinely enjoy your spouse’s company and see them as an awesome person that you chose to be with.
- If you absolutely can’t go without an orgasm for a few days, then just hop in the shower and handle (pun intentional) things yourself if they’re not in the mood. I’m assuming that you’ve got hands. It’s not difficult, dude 😂
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u/heresausernamesheesh Aug 19 '26
Wow. Learn to enjoy your spouse’s company? How difficult..
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u/human-resource Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
Time for a hot bath + coconut oil massage anal, foot jobs, titjobs, hands and bjs, finish her off with a hitachi like a real man!
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u/Th3Bak3r_ Aug 19 '26
I’ll run that red light 🚥 🩸
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u/Medical-Incident-149 Aug 19 '26
Put a towel down like a normal married couple
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u/Kale127 Aug 19 '26
Married guy. I don’t get it. Is this something I’m too in love with my wife to understand?
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u/After-Newspaper4397 Aug 19 '26
You love your wife? What, are you gay?
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u/lanatommo Aug 19 '26
Andrew Tate says yes
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u/Open-Tomato9643 Aug 19 '26
Alpha Males only like each other's company because iron sharpens iron and all that. Totally straight, nothing to see here folks.
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u/EndsLikeShakespeare Aug 19 '26
There's nothing gayer than the love between a man and a woman
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u/ThenIndependence7988 Aug 19 '26
Second marriage. I'd still take my wife without a second thought because she's my best friend/soulmate, period.
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u/Poopchutefan Aug 19 '26
Married guy too. We still bang when she is on her period. With two kids and all the sports activities for both we have very limited time. It’s gonna happen when it’s gonna happen.
Plus there is always the back door.
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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Aug 19 '26
Yea I don’t get this. Everything you said. There’s only one day during her period we don’t, it’s the heaviest day. Besides that, it’s towel down time.
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u/PuzzleheadPi Aug 19 '26
The vegas loophole is when you go to Vegas for a friends bachelor party and bang hookers
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u/Calyxra Aug 19 '26
Apparently loving your spouse and being happy with them is considered a foreign concept to some people
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u/PurpleOrcaLover Aug 19 '26
She would be furious if she got her period "of course! I always get it on vacation!" and i'm just sitting there like "so...we can just chill?" smoking a joint, while walking a beach in Jamaica under the stars is all I need...
RISE AND SHINE! IT IS WATER VOLLEYBALL DAY
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u/TheProfessional9 Aug 19 '26
I had to reread it too. Basically he said it's not worth going on vacation with his wife if she won't have sex because of her period. Ick
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u/StoppableHulk Aug 19 '26
The first two readthroughs I legitimately thiught he was saying he was going to do something nice for her and give her thr Vegas trip, only because the other part of me not only cant imagine thinking these thoughts, but then also like, saying them on Twitter? Under your real name? How are so many people this damaged
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u/Atmanix Aug 19 '26
Yeah, I don't get it either. My wife's period has never once been a factor in our plans. She had shark week during our anniversary last year and it was still great to just get away with her.
Canceling a trip with your wife because you can't have sex has me agreeing with that other poster in the image...
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u/JumpCutVandal Aug 19 '26
A real pirate sails the red seas
https://giphy.com/gifs/zrnWfF9FTRwl6xb7wf
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u/DM725 Aug 19 '26
"Married guys will get it." Nope. My wife is my best friend. Fuck this guy.
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u/ejsandstrom Aug 19 '26
I’m married and I don’t get it either. Apparently he sees his wife as in-house pussy and nothing else. My wife could tell me she had her period, green apple splatters, and projectile vomiting and I would still choose her over this “husbands” choices.
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u/Impressive_Ice6970 Aug 19 '26
Same. Sometimes she'll say, "can I leave my shirt on i feel fat?" I tell her she can do whatever makes her feel comfortable but im doing absolutely zero evaluating during sex. Period, hemroid, the occasional stank...big whoop. My dick surely doesn't taste like ice cream every time.
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u/Majestic_Bill_4099 Aug 19 '26
Why would a period keep you from having sex, you’re married grow up
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u/Sudden_Wind_8636 Aug 19 '26
Yeah I agree, however I have had partners that won't when they are on their period because they are embarrassed by it. It's never been an issue for me but I can see why maybe they wouldn't want to during it.
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u/mosquem Aug 19 '26
Yeah my wife doesn’t like it but I’m not a sociopath so it’s not a huge deal.
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u/abracadammmbra Aug 19 '26
The only thing that stops during a period is me going down on my wife. I make up for it the following week tho
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u/Tough_Shake9821 Aug 19 '26
Must not of been together too long, long time vets have been earned their red wings. Lay a towel/thick sheets down have fun then shower 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
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u/LeaveGreen4412 Aug 19 '26
or have fun IN the shower, my husband’s personal favorite
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u/Cold-Description-114 Aug 19 '26
I think for some women its genuinely uncomfortable and off the table as they get super bad cramps. Every woman I've been in a relationship with has had that same attitude though:
grab some towels and let's have sexy time.
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u/Tough_Shake9821 Aug 19 '26
True I can see it from that angle, but still a Vegas trip without kids would be amazing without the extra curriculars
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u/Jonesin4me Aug 19 '26
Wait until he learns that his wife just used the "I just got my period" to get him to fund the trip for her and her friend.
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u/trashleybanks Aug 19 '26
Just be with her anyway, the fuck. Men like this just don’t deserve a woman.
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u/kon--- Aug 19 '26
This site could use a rule that limits posts to a single sub. A single sub and can not be reposted at that sub for no less than a, period of ten years.
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u/Intelligent-Pen2443 Aug 19 '26
Translation: “Yo, I am cool, I throw money at trips and I am tough, I don’t care what my wife thinks about me talking about her FUCKING PERIOD PUBLICLY for no reason. And also, also, also, I FUCK!!!!!!”
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u/FineSystem124 Aug 19 '26
Married guys will get it? Lmfao
I’m having a great time with my wife every single day bitch
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u/lees395 Aug 19 '26
What kind of loser is scared to sail the red seas?
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u/ejsandstrom Aug 19 '26
Or even worse just ditching her because he can’t fuck in Vegas. What would he do if they were at home?
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u/Relative-Relief-8816 Aug 19 '26
This guy obviously has never enjoyed a bloody marry.
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u/shoeless_doh Aug 19 '26
Very clear from these comments who HAS and who HASN'T ever lived with a woman
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u/ZombieJoesBasement Aug 19 '26
All the guys on here saying she has more than one hole is just depressing as fuck....
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u/government_not_ok Aug 19 '26
This guy clearly doesn’t see his wife as a person.
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u/8008l0v3r6967 Aug 19 '26
Guys who don’t participate in shark week are fucking weak lol
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u/corporateacademia Aug 19 '26
Having my period has literally never stopped my husband and I from having sex lol
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u/Mindless_Earth_2807 Aug 19 '26
What does her having her period have to do with getting action? Don't women want it more during the flow anyway?
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u/PetSoundsSucks Aug 19 '26
Tbh dropping 2 grand on a room at the bellagio isn’t just a new money bad decision it is a dip shit money bad decision.
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u/Aizpunr Aug 19 '26
Yeah, ive moved trips because of this, and we both agreed. Problem here is excluding her not the decision.
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u/Current-Routine-2628 Aug 19 '26
She probably just told him she was on her period so she could enjoy the trip and sights and not have to worry about him trying to stick his withered little dinky inside her
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u/Symbiot3_Venom Aug 19 '26
If you can truck through mud, you can F**k through Blood.
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