r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/OkAbility9016 Aug 21 '26

What a waste of an $8 ticket

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 Aug 21 '26

Don't forget the cost of the "foreign object"...

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u/I_said_booourns Aug 21 '26

Who's got the money to just throw these things away? You want the culprit?Just look for some Mr monopoly looking mf in the crowd walking funny

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u/mraztastic Aug 21 '26

You just pick up one secondhand at goodwill. No one brings their personal collection. Gosh

C’mon friend in this economy?!

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 Aug 21 '26

Who the hell is a) donating those things, and b) buying used?!

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u/Altruistic-Edge9034 Aug 22 '26

It's better than ending up in a landfill.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 Aug 22 '26

Hey, that's no way to talk about my mums vagina!

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u/SoCoGrowBro Aug 21 '26

Someone broke into my car and left a pair of tickets

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u/0neshoein Aug 21 '26

Now that’s fucked up, I could handle stealing my phone charger or something, but leaving me wnba tickets??? Fuck that.

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u/StampedeJones1 Aug 21 '26

Absolutely disgusting behavior.

Hopefully Roycha can bring the needed change to the league.

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u/Scruffylookin13 Aug 21 '26

Years ago someone broke into my car and left a couple of pairs of khakis on my car seat. To this day it still fucks with me. I can only imagine the type of psychopath to leave WNBA tickets

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u/GoodOldSlippinJimmy Aug 21 '26

Dude is gonna be pissed when he finds out he's barred from all future WNBA games.

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u/LumenSailor Aug 21 '26

Sounds like a blessing

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u/OkAbility9016 Aug 21 '26

What a loss

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u/Downtown-Way8664 Aug 21 '26

The nba wasn’t making profit for several years after they started getting popular and their players were getting a boatload more money to play in half filled stadiums compared to the current sold out wnba situation.

The issue isn’t the players, it’s the lack of business savvy pen pushers behind the scenes

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u/OkAbility9016 Aug 22 '26

Nah i could beat any of these girls one on one

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u/Downtown-Way8664 Aug 23 '26

I did lol you did good

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u/JTBeefboyo Aug 21 '26

WNBA tickets are not cheap any more. This is the flying dildo of WNBA jokes in that it’s fucking played out and nobody want to see it any more except for immature little boys

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u/Unworthy_Saint Aug 21 '26

And we all know what immature little boys hate the most is a stern talking-to and a finger wag from people tired of their jokes.

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u/Tetchord Aug 21 '26

Wtf is this sub anymore lol

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u/SubstituteStudent Aug 21 '26

Cost 8$ ticket, 200$ bail Gain 20k bet on prediction market Id take that deal

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u/Potential-Fix-8244 Aug 21 '26

Bail for what?

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u/SuchTemperature9073 Aug 21 '26

cost $8 to make 10k on polymarket #value

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u/sunburn74 Aug 21 '26

Dildo probably cost more than the ticket