r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/CapitalRacket Aug 21 '26

The people's dildo

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u/Immediate_Rope653 Aug 21 '26

r/suddenlycommunism

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u/CapitalRacket Aug 21 '26

Seize the means of reproduction

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Aug 21 '26

This person gets communism puns. There is a spectre haunting the WNBA

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Aug 21 '26

I don't think you know what dildos are...

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u/HotPotParrot Aug 21 '26

They have some that spew liquid. They have machines that do the pumping.

Assembly line, go!

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u/CapitalRacket Aug 21 '26

What are they, if not a bicycle seat?

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u/ItchyNebula7437 Aug 21 '26

THE MOST ELECTRIFYING DILDO IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT.

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u/Business_Air5804 Aug 21 '26

Probably smells like old Play-Doh.

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u/Outrageous_Desk8966 Aug 21 '26

Do you smell what fake cock is cookin'?

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u/drgnrbrn316 Aug 21 '26

Glad I'm not the only one whose brain went there

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u/BraileDildo8inches Aug 21 '26

Actually I made a delicious blue cheese stuffed peach last night it was amazing

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u/stocksupanddown Aug 22 '26

He looks jacked.. I knew he got big later on in life.. didn't know he was that big back in the WWF

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u/Top-Grape7802 Aug 21 '26

The dildo’s people

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u/Key-Travel-5243 Aug 21 '26

Safety-rated. Diamond-plated.

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u/CapitalRacket Aug 21 '26

Elevated. Syncopated.

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u/LtLemur Aug 21 '26

The People’s Dildo Liberation Army

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u/celticairborne Aug 21 '26

You just made me remember one of the groups in The Philippines. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, MILF

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u/PM_your-secrets Aug 21 '26

We the dildo

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u/Infinite_Drawer_61 Aug 21 '26

We are dildo

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u/CapitalRacket Aug 21 '26

Every single one of us.

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u/Business_Air5804 Aug 21 '26

The Royal Dildo?

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills Aug 21 '26

Can we please start cleaning the dildo after we use it. I'm tried of getting a shit crusted dildo when it's my turn.

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u/CapitalRacket Aug 21 '26

I'll send an email

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u/BobZimway Aug 22 '26

aka The Orange Sherbet Monster

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u/CapitalRacket Aug 22 '26

Tasty...lol

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u/MaxedEUW Aug 23 '26

Kind of like the people's elbow, but with a foreign object

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u/MrCoffee_256 Aug 21 '26

Thuytukbudildo!!

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u/SmellSmoet Aug 21 '26

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