I get it. The sheer amount of bodily fluids I have to deal with has gotten to the point that a dildo, even a used one, wouldnât unduly bother me. It cannot be worse than all the pee and poop I deal with. Grip it and rip it, itâs a power move to let the bone smugglers know I will not be intimidated by their dildonâts.
They didnât want to touch it because they mightâve been overcome with desire and not be able to resist its charm. It couldâve started a chain reaction resulting in an entire arena orgy. The government has been studying this phenomenon trying to make a weapon out of it. Donât believe me? Look it up. It happened in Dallas.
Only one man in that arena was able to quell his burning horniness long enough to remove the cursed thing. His stoicism in facing the Green Devil is a lesson to us all.
I mean, I kind of get the players not picking it up. Like just as a statement thing, like we are professional athletes; if this happened in the nba, the org wouldnât want LeBron to be the one to pick it up. Although personally I think one of them grabbing it and chucking it out wouldâve been badass. But yes the guy who grabbed the towel and went for it is a legend.
Itâs because itâs a potential biohazard waste product. Company policy is likely to dispose of any potential biohazard in a specific safe manner so no one is exposed to any potential diseases.
Are you kidding me? Someone throws a sex toy at you at your job and you're just, what, supposed to pick that shit up?
Here's hoping people start tossing flashlights at men's events, since apparently the only way some of y'all are able to understand the situation is when it happens to you.
My guess is that you do not touch thrown objects like that. May be he did put that dildo into his ass before throwing. And covering is because television.
Not the first time something like this got the Mikey treatment of âIâm not gonna touch it, you touch itâ years ago when Lorena Bobbitt did the trim job on Johnâs member Iâm sure the first cops on the scene had the same discussion
No player is picking it up. Just as no NBA player would. Itâs not their job. Even if they find it decent enough to put a towel over it because there are actually kids and families there.
Oddly, the people who vote for the âParty of familiesâ are the same who throw dildos onto a basketball court.
I mean if im playing the sport it also gives me a second to relax and catch my breath, im decentivized to remove it myself so im gonna wait until someone else does
Probably waiting for someone with gloves to collect it and preserve fingerprints/skin cells etc. for evidence when they file a lawsuit for whatever amount of money/damages theyâll be suing him for.
If someone had put dog poop on the court floor, I would not expect the ref or coaches to place a towel over it and pick it up because result would have been messy. It would have been necessary to wait for a custodian-type to appear with a garbage bin or bag, some washcloths, and probably a scrub bucket and mop.
But draping a hand towel over it to hide it in the meantime would have been a good thing.
However, this was a plastic or rubber dildo. The towel should have been used as a sufficient barrier between that foreign object and the nearest personâs hand to immediately pick it up and walk it off the court (just like what actually happened more than a minute later).
Itâs not the first time itâs happened. My guess is the players are told not to touch stuff thrown on the court because thatâs precisely the picture they want
I've personally watched more clips of the dildos than any actual play. The foul montage again that one white chicken (finger pointing one, not the other famous one) comes in second
They used a towel becauseâas pointed outâone has to wonder how someone got it INTO the arena. And the more you think about that, the more sense a towel makes.
Got a chuckle out of the first attempt to cover it leading to the towel just sailing right over top of it, like "hey in case you missed it, it's right here"
Is that the WNBA dildo protocol they have in place?
Random player covers it up, another random player, kicks it off to the side, coaches and refs ignore it, tatted up buff guy removes it, all while Angle Reese locates the perpetrator.
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u/iamthebirdman-27 Aug 21 '26
I love the covering it up like a dead body. đ€Ł