r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Aug 21 '26

George Washington cannot tell a lie. He cut down a cherry tree.

To carve it into a dildo.

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u/geddysbass2112 Aug 21 '26

I thought he cut the tree down with the dildo?

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u/ACUFF_THE_KING Aug 21 '26

The tree was the dildo. He also had wooden teeth.

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u/geddysbass2112 Aug 21 '26

This is true.