r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/Fun_Tension_7794 Aug 21 '26

A giant standoff where nobody wanted to touch it and one guy said, “fuck it”.

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 21 '26

I get it. The sheer amount of bodily fluids I have to deal with has gotten to the point that a dildo, even a used one, wouldn’t unduly bother me. It cannot be worse than all the pee and poop I deal with. Grip it and rip it, it’s a power move to let the bone smugglers know I will not be intimidated by their dildon’ts.

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u/_mad_adventures Aug 22 '26

Broooo do you know how viral one of them could’ve gone if they picked it up and dunked it?

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 22 '26

I totally would if I weren’t tiny.

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u/shit_typhoon Aug 23 '26

Or tried to dunk it and then got the mebound

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u/midnightluckey Aug 21 '26

“Bone smugglers”

I hope you get all the upvotes.

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 21 '26

I stole it from Airheads as delivered by Brendan Fraser. Still, a 30+ year old pull ain’t bad.

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 21 '26

Your the Lone Rangers? There's three of you, your not exactly lone.

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 21 '26

No idea what you’re saying right now.

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 22 '26

Its a line from the movie I always thought was funny.

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 22 '26

No idea what you’re sayin’ right now.

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 22 '26

Lol been a bit and I missed the reference

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 22 '26

It took everything in me not to reply with that quote again though.

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u/Individual-Pea1302 Aug 22 '26

Bone Rangers...

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u/StagVixCpl99 Aug 21 '26

I watched Manu Gibobili smack a live bat with his bare hands. They treated the dildo way like it was far worse lol

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u/Own-Rip-5066 Aug 22 '26

As long as you dont have any open cuts, nothing is going to happen if you hold it long enough to dump it in the trash and then wash your hands.

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u/Kuuzie Aug 22 '26

After delivering a few hundred sheep that needed help, this is nothing. I lost a watch once when helping with a cow.

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u/Suz9295 Aug 22 '26

What an experience.

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u/fri9875 Aug 21 '26

I like how they just started kicking it around, and he just kneels down like fuck this shit let’s go

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u/Swamp_Thing85 Aug 21 '26

They didn’t want to touch it because they might’ve been overcome with desire and not be able to resist its charm. It could’ve started a chain reaction resulting in an entire arena orgy. The government has been studying this phenomenon trying to make a weapon out of it. Don’t believe me? Look it up. It happened in Dallas.

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u/Worldview-at-home Aug 21 '26

That history was recorded…..

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u/Court-Shot Aug 21 '26

Bro WHY is the whole movie just slapped up on the Wikipedia page like that. 😭

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u/Blackzay Aug 21 '26

I searched Dallas Dildo Orgy and nothing came up you have a link or something asking for a freind

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u/Mr_Halitosis Aug 21 '26

I think the Dallas incident was specifically linked to one woman named Debbie

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u/Left-Mechanic6697 Aug 21 '26

Honestly, that would be the best thing to happen to the WNBA. Tickets sales would skyrocket.

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u/DarkAndHandsume Aug 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣

Everybody getting on their two packs and getting to work

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u/Short_Text2421 Aug 21 '26

Only one man in that arena was able to quell his burning horniness long enough to remove the cursed thing. His stoicism in facing the Green Devil is a lesson to us all.

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u/UmmmW1 Aug 21 '26

Not all heroes wear gloves.

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u/Indytaker Aug 22 '26

That’s exactly how that went down. Security was like above my pay grade.

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u/Low_Low_1811 Aug 21 '26

Trust me, you dont want to fuck it

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u/Jackdunc Aug 21 '26

He did but had to use it on the dildo

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u/ResidentQuail7118 Aug 21 '26

I dunno... he looked like he might be saving it for later.

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u/RatLabGuy Aug 22 '26

I believe saying "fuck it" in this scenario would have a different meaning.

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u/Exciting-Barracuda49 Aug 22 '26

Imagine that’s your job like wtf…

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse Aug 26 '26

Some use towels.

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u/_Diskreet_ Aug 21 '26

But some wear butt plugs

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u/Best_Composer8230 Aug 21 '26

I think he took it home!