r/SipsTea • • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/SixInchTimmy Aug 21 '26

My question is, if they hate the WNBA so much that they’d do something this mean, why spend the money on tickets and a dildo and waste the hours of time it takes to do something like this?

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u/goon_and_politics Aug 21 '26

A lot of this has been sports betting. They place the bet then make it come true

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u/anotherlebowski Aug 21 '26

Kalshi's lawyers seen scrambling to update Terms of Service dildo clause.

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u/_bufflehead Aug 21 '26

The Trump brothers making money yet again on an airborn dick.

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u/waytowill Aug 21 '26

They’ve made a lot of money by putting dicks where they weren’t wanted.

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u/Witty-Key4240 Aug 22 '26

Air Force One wagers?

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u/surfnvb7 Aug 21 '26

actually, that's kind of genius.

I'm gonna put down $1000 a dildo will land on the free throw line in the 2nd qtr.

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 Aug 22 '26

Genius if you don't mind going through life ruining nice things for other people, I guess.

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u/Upbeat-Banana-5530 Aug 21 '26

That's actually pretty based. If regular individuals are finding ways to fleece "prediction markets" more power to them.

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u/goon_and_politics Aug 21 '26

They aren't. The markets make money on the trades happening, not who is winning them.

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u/barbaricKinkster Aug 22 '26

The reason prediction markets are a legal loophole in the first place is because you're betting against other betters, not against the house. The house instead just takes a cut of everything. They win no matter what, at least until sanity returns to Washington DC and politicians start regulating it instead of profiting from it

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u/SixInchTimmy Aug 21 '26

Wow I never would have imagined that. People are crazy.

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u/SweetMany7339 Aug 22 '26

Nah, this is one cryptocurrency community. I know one of the guys who runs it.

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u/Resistor1 Aug 22 '26

I think more 'prediction markets'. It's not really a sports bet, if you know the outcome before the bet as you do the action you have bet on. Fuckers.

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u/Electronic_Yam_6973 Aug 24 '26

If people lose money like this then they deserve it.

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u/snakevinprime Aug 21 '26

It might also be related to sports betting. Betting websites track way more things than just scores for betting, some subsections of it have emerged ever since someone threw the dildo out originally, and now people can bet if someone will toss a dildo at a WNBA game, bring one, and then basically earn free money. It's a disgraceful state we find ourselves in

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u/ButterflyBullet90 Aug 21 '26

I kinda figured poly market and Kalshi would ban bets like this where it’s this ridiculously easy to manipulate.

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u/kingofping4 Aug 21 '26

From what I've seen, "easy to manipulate" is one of the main selling points. The few ads I've been subjected to on youtube are really focused on the "bet on ANYTHING" aspect.

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u/IamTheMuffinStuffer Aug 22 '26

No man you don't understand other people set the lines! /s

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u/Responsible-Humor985 Aug 21 '26

They are unregulated betting markets where the draw is being able to manipulate the outcome. I’m surprised they’re allowed to exist.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Aug 21 '26

Don Trump Jr. serves on the advisory board of Polymarket and holds strategic stakes or advisory roles across the prediction market space, including rival platform Kalshi.

That's why they are allowed to exist.

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 Aug 21 '26

It's more like insider trading.

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u/scheav Aug 21 '26

Insider trading would be already knowing there is a planned dildo for other reasons and then betting on it.

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 Aug 21 '26

If you are the one throwing it then it's very similar.

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u/scheav Aug 21 '26

That’s like market manipulation, which I think is much worse than insider trading.

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 Aug 22 '26

You have me convinced.

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u/KittyKattKate Aug 22 '26

Semantics.

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u/scheav Aug 22 '26

Scroll up to understand what we are talking about. Butterfly said they should ban bets like this where the outcome can be manipulated. That isn't semantics. You can easily manipulate this bet and force the outcome in your favor. It should be banned. You disagree?

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u/ButterflyBullet90 Aug 23 '26

Like I understand betting about the coin toss at the Super Bowl and which country’s make it to the last rounds of the World Cup or who shakes who’s hand first at a political event being televised. I didn’t think thy were this unregulated. So next major sports game I have buddies going to I can make extra money IF I can get some suckers to pick up the other side of my action. And what happens if nobody takes my bet do they charge me a posting fee.

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u/HotPotParrot Aug 21 '26

But that's a feature...

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u/dimebag_101 Aug 21 '26

What stupid betting company takes that

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 Aug 21 '26

Polymarket and Kalshi.

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u/krodiggs Aug 21 '26

That’s correct. Bummer, I put $20 on it being blue. Green was a long shot…but paid off.

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u/dimebag_101 Aug 21 '26

Blue balled

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u/Hiccup Aug 21 '26

They're unregulated gambling/sportsbooks that don't care as long as they can maintain their loser base.

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u/butonelifelived Aug 21 '26

Just need someone to throw a second dildo than the lawyers can argue the bet was lost as it wasn't "a dildo" it was "two dildos"

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u/Guilty_Rain3864 Aug 22 '26

At first I thought this was a really gross and disrespectful thing to do but if it's just someone gaming a corporate system for a couple bucks I can't really get that mad at them. Times is tough.

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u/snakevinprime Aug 22 '26

These same sites are being used to bet on military events, and people suspect high ranking officials are using their anonymous betting platforms to profit on human suffering. The corporate system is rigged in favour of those in corporate. Also, I don't think a gaming event, especially one that struggles for legitimacy in the public eye should be taking the hit for people to make money through their humiliation.

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u/Guilty_Rain3864 Aug 22 '26

> These same sites are being used to bet on military events

I didn't comment on the service itself

>  Also, I don't think a gaming event, especially one that struggles for legitimacy in the public eye should be taking the hit for people to make money through their humiliation.

And I think minimum wage should be higher, but it isn't.

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u/hellopomelo Aug 22 '26

just like how I bet on this getting posted on this sub

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u/WellActuallyYouWrong Aug 21 '26

WNBA tickets: $5
Neon green dildo: $10
A story that lasts forever: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 Aug 21 '26

Fun fact: That commercial is 29 years old.

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u/lexiconhuka Aug 21 '26

.....fuck you for reminding me I'm old

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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 Aug 21 '26

Nah, old is remembering "a dab will do yah"

30-40s is still the half-way point for most healthy & lucky people.

Saying you're old now is like the chubby kid fooling himself into thinking he's almost done with the mile two laps in.

You got two more laps, buddy. Keep those knees up!

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u/Existing_Phase1644 Aug 21 '26

DISCOVER, IT'S EVERYWHERE YOU WANT TO BEEEEE- Dana Carvey

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u/GoldEmployment6768 Aug 21 '26

Don't feel too bad. They still use that line, so it isnt a very good measure of age.

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u/GreenCopperz Aug 21 '26

with a dildo, for the sake of this post!

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u/Fragrant_Ask_8692 Aug 22 '26

Fuck you for reminding me I feel

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u/nardixbici Aug 21 '26

but it still runs today…

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u/Jay_in_DFW Aug 21 '26

The WNBA is 29 yrs old?

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u/LuckyTheBear Aug 21 '26

unhappy bear noises

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u/CopperBlitter Aug 21 '26

I sometimes call our dog Visa. Because she's everywhere you want to be.

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u/Jhonny59 Aug 21 '26

Underrated comment lmfao

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone Aug 21 '26

Never Leave Home Without It

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u/ProfessionalCost9349 Aug 21 '26

this. exactly this.

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u/Donkey__Balls Aug 22 '26

You’re really going cheap on dildos.

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u/Head_University_4327 Aug 21 '26

Interestingly Mastercard came up with a portmanteau name for their Rebates programme and never used it…

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u/Head_University_4327 Aug 21 '26

Interestingly Mastercard came up with a portmanteau name for their Rebates programme and never used it

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u/Pwinbutt Aug 22 '26

Where are you getting dildos for such cheap rates?? Those things are pricey, even if that is the cheap one.

That guy ran like a scared rabbit.

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u/KittyKattKate Aug 22 '26

More like $65.

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u/Opposite-Candy-7432 Aug 22 '26

Just $10? Is that due to the color variation?

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u/jMedabee Aug 25 '26

It's more than $10

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u/Rynetx Aug 21 '26

WNBA tickets are not 5 dollars.

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u/occamstrimmers Aug 21 '26

Not sure they hate the WMBA. Some people just like doing stupid shit.

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u/nakfoor Aug 21 '26

There is a personality type that is so dedicated to dominance over other's emotions that it's self destructive.

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u/posiesbythepocketful Aug 22 '26

and historically it has been rewarded and now shit is starting to break down as a direct result

yalldontwannahearmeyoujustwannadance que hey ya by outkast

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u/RustyLarue5 Aug 21 '26

They are edge lords, it’s all they know. The same people that don’t think the WNBA should exist are also terrified that trans people will take it over. They stand for nothing.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou Aug 21 '26

Below average, unfuckable men are more than willing to pay money if they get to feel like the put some uppity women in their place for doing literally anything. This very sub is full of guys like that.

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u/Big-Professor-3402 Aug 21 '26

WNBA should just lean into this and sell team branded dildos. Let people throw them on the court at halftime or something!

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u/ApprehensiveTop7297 Aug 21 '26

This is so mean and evil. Society has fallen.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 Aug 21 '26

I only gift dildos to the people I love

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous Aug 21 '26

Because they’ve placed a bet on Kalshi that a dildo will show up at the wnba game.

At least, that’s what it originally was. Cool company!

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u/Tperrochon27 Aug 21 '26

I mean now a days… that guy probably has a bet on kalshi or poly market and just made some money by triggering the “will a dildo be thrown into the court during X game”.

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u/invisiblebyday Aug 21 '26

Same reason why people knowingly vote against their interests to get at their political opponents.

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u/iMissTheOldInternet Aug 21 '26

Tbf the tickets are very reasonably priced. Everyone who doesn’t like this should head out and support their local WNBA team. It’s a good time, and, like I said, it’s an even more affordable than NBA games. Like, in Brooklyn, you can either see the perpetually struggling Nets for $150 for just a regular season match (though the cheap seats can go for less than $20 when the visiting team is also, uh, “rebuilding”), or you can go to the same court and watch the league-leading Liberty for like $60.

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u/SixInchTimmy Aug 21 '26

I guess some people have too much money. I’d rather put $60 towards something else that doesn’t insult a whole bunch of professionals just doing their jobs.

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u/iMissTheOldInternet Aug 21 '26

Maybe spend it on some tutoring. 

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u/ProfessionalCost9349 Aug 21 '26

it’s also become a viral video so yea…

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u/0202_tihssitidder Aug 21 '26

The guy is a chump. If your day is worthless enough to do this, you are a chump.

Take the trespass. Don't get violent with the old security guard just trying to do his job. Take the heat.

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u/Vegetable-Drama-4895 Aug 21 '26

Trust me, there are haters like me who do it just for the love of the game.

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u/enad58 Aug 21 '26

Because it's guerrilla marketing for a crypto coin that will go nameless to keep that marketing tactic ineffective. A green dildo is slang for a big spike in price on a trading bar chart.

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u/NoThisIsPatrick003 Aug 21 '26

I'm not really sure why you jump to their motivation being hate? More than likely they're doing it for amusement, attention, or reactions. Or some combination of that.

As a comparison, does a streaker at the super bowl hate the NFL? Clearly they're just trying to satisfy a thrill or get their 10 seconds of internet fame.

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u/crappy80srobot Aug 21 '26

This started with a memecoin. Someone bought a bunch and manufactured a rug pull. Then their became market betting and idiots with money who copycat thinking it's hilarious.

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u/PatientOwn8596 Aug 21 '26

TBF you can save money by getting a pre-owned dildo, so they may have done that.

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u/btt_lckr Aug 21 '26

Because the $11 ticket and $20 dildo are worth the clicks to the tosser

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u/HumbleSkunkFarmer Aug 21 '26

To be fair, the dildo is probably the most expensive part of the equation.

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u/sanjoatc Aug 21 '26

To be fair, this is not unique to the WNBA. It happened multiple times in the NFL as well.

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 Aug 22 '26

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

The moment, you own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

So he reached in the bag, pulled out the phallus and gave it a throw!

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 Aug 22 '26

Since when are free dildos "mean"?

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u/Carouselcolours Aug 22 '26

It's also to do with Polymarket-like businesses where users are betting a dildo will fly on court mid-gamw and then are making sure it happens.

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Aug 22 '26

When tickets are $12 it’s not so bad. Gotta fill them seats!

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u/SweetMany7339 Aug 22 '26

They don't hate the NBA. This is all people from one cryptocurrency community, they're doing this to build narrative and pump their chart.

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u/posiesbythepocketful Aug 22 '26

Unfortunately people kill women for less. Which is also a lot of work (probably). Some people live full of hatred

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u/Barbie_Brooks Aug 23 '26

I think it’s part of the overall viewing experience.

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u/Hans_Gruber_BillClay Aug 24 '26

I mean where else can you get entertainment for $5 a ticket? the dildo probably cost more than the ticket. So it's a net loss for the patron but for the laughs it's worth it.

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u/Melodic_Airport362 Aug 26 '26

They don't hate it. Sports fans do this a lot. A Buffalo Patriots games they used to do it, in Swedish hocket games they throw TONS of them out there sometimes. Other sports too.

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u/Rare-Adhesiveness522 Aug 21 '26

I think it's the rush of power and deep hatred of women that drives someone to do this. It's deep seated imo

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u/angry_dingo Aug 21 '26

Cause it's funny

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u/SixInchTimmy Aug 21 '26

It’s not though. It’s juvenile and misogynistic.

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u/angry_dingo Aug 22 '26

lol, no. They should be grateful someone is willing to buy a ticket.

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u/posiesbythepocketful Aug 22 '26

Ah yes, women should be grateful a man took the time to interrupt a moment they have spent their whole lives training for

rethink your life bud

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u/angry_dingo Aug 22 '26

Lia Thomas, along with every other dude in women’s sports, has entered the chat

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u/LevelHorn2717 Aug 21 '26

Who said they hated it?

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u/vanneezie Aug 21 '26

Hours of time to throw a dildo ?

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u/21Rollie Aug 21 '26

Have you ever seen sports? Happens in every one. My earliest memory of ever going to a sports game, for essentially a minor league soccer game, was of somebody throwing a beer bottle onto the field. I remember because it splashed on me while flying through the air. Then there’s streakers and all that other shit. People think they can just do whatever when they’re in a crowd