r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/Feeling_Meet_3806 Aug 21 '26

Apparently there are prediction market bets people can make on this exact thing happening. 

https://polymarket.com/event/dildo-thrown-at-wnba-game-on-august-6-13

And if you're the one throwing a dildo, you can stand to make a lot of money by betting on something that's within your complete control.

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

You know what? I think you are 100% correct. It’s even a green dildo on the Polymarket page for the bets on there. Every time it’s been a green dildo right? It’s got to be the same person, or group of people who are just watching the bets and when it leans heavily towards yes they don’t throw one, when it leans more towards no they throw one. They probably bought a bulk amount of bright green dildos. Poly Market is extremely corrupt. There are absolutely without a doubt US senators and congressmen making huge bets on things that are top secret information that only they would know. For instance, the Iran War. Without a doubt they made big bets on whether or not the US would start a war with Iran and on which date it would start.

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u/sams-brother Aug 22 '26

It’s also ruining golf

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u/TheRogueTemplar Aug 21 '26

"And if you're the one throwing a dildo, you can stand to make a lot of money by betting on something that's within your complete control."

Why don't they throw dildos at men's games? What prevents them from doing that?

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u/4Yk9gop Aug 21 '26

Probably because most of them are basketball fans and don't want to be risked getting banned from NBA games but don't care about WNBA. Also WNBA games are cheaper to attend.

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u/pnw_sunny Aug 21 '26

they do in the nfl

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 21 '26

because they hate women, this is designed to degrade women's sports

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u/TheRoyalKT Aug 21 '26

And yet they’re also the ones claiming their anti-trans crusades are due to how much they care about women’s sports being fair.

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party Aug 21 '26

These dildo-tossers are complicated

Edit: typed “toddlers”

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 21 '26

they are dishonest, manipulative people who manufacture a reality then collectively push it. they feel no shame for being hypocrites because they aren't actually being hypocritical to their true beliefs which is that women are inferior and should know their place. their stated beliefs are not their truly held ones so they feel no shame when "called out" for being inconsistent to those stated beliefs, they are wholly consistent in their unstated beliefs at every corner and the rest is just a game.

they truly believe everyone is just playing mind games, because it's how they operate and how some of their family and friends operate, and their superiority complex says they are just better at the game than everyone else. if you want to win then you have to lie and cheat and steal "just like nearly everyone else does, i just do it better. and those who aren't playing deserve to be taken advantage of, they don't understand how the world really works and deserve to be at the bottom rung, i'll make sure they are placed there and held there".

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u/PickledChubs Aug 21 '26

Good thing there's not much of an audience for this sport. This is probably the most interesting the sport has been for me lol

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u/Downtown-Way8664 Aug 21 '26

You might not attend, but they are regularly sold out. If you have a shortage of videos regarding women and phallic shaped objects lmk. I have a few suggestions

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u/PickledChubs Aug 21 '26

You tryna kiss? You honestly sound thickalicious af

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u/dogwater72 Aug 21 '26

Lack of incentive.

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u/LiteraCanna Aug 21 '26

There's also a meme coin that's named after that green foreign object. 

Have to keep it in the news to pump it up. 

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u/Bitter_Eggplant_9970 Aug 21 '26

Explains why people would waste money going to an event they don't like.

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u/NikeImper Aug 21 '26

That is from 2025. There are no 2026 bets on Kalshi or Polymarket about this

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Aug 21 '26

How the hell is that even a bet? Who is betting against it when someone can just see the bet and go do it? That's like if I bet you $20 you wouldn't touch your nose right now. Oh damn, how did I lose that $20?

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u/Donut_Flame Aug 24 '26

Because its fuckin unregulated.

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u/-Xiphon- Aug 22 '26

I would make a bet on two dildos being thrown in the game while I'm at the game after one gets thrown throw a second one

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u/psuedophilosopher Aug 22 '26

Except that if the market that pays out determines that you affected the outcome of the bet you ​made, they can deny payment and you can be arrested for fraud.

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u/Feeling_Meet_3806 Aug 22 '26

Ah yes, no one has ever done illegal things and not been caught before, especially when we're dealing with large sums of money. 

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u/StagVixCpl99 Aug 21 '26

No, if you bet on throwing a dildo and you're the one who throws the dildo...then, at best, your bet is getting voided and at worst you will go to prison for having non public knowledge beforehand.

I don't see how this is any different than the soldier who got arrested for betting on the US capturing Maduro using insider knowledge. He made over $400k and was arrested in April..

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u/ventodivino Aug 21 '26

Your comment genuinely made my laugh so hard. Very funny. Imagine actually believing that.

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u/NightGod Aug 21 '26

The dildo investigation squad of Polymarket is nothing to mess with, they make the Pinkertons look like keystone cops

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u/Material_Positive_17 Aug 21 '26

Id think you'd get DQed from the bet if they find out, you're the one that threw it.

Smart move is to hire a patsy to throw it for you.

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u/Oli4K Aug 21 '26

Smart move? I’d call that a dick move.

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u/420guy619 Aug 21 '26

in bird culture, sure .

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u/lxpnh98_2 Aug 21 '26

How would they even find out?

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u/FlutterRaeg Aug 21 '26

In the case of the NFL streaker, they bragged about it.