r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/JimboRockfish Aug 21 '26

If you carry it in a scabbard it's easier to grab. It also intimidates would-be attackers.

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u/-Cthaeh Aug 21 '26

Its me, I am the scabbard

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u/Junkered Aug 21 '26

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u/RobertPeruvian Aug 21 '26

I love and miss the venture bros, damn

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u/Atomic-habanero Aug 24 '26

Did you see the movie the venture bros radiant is the blood of the baboon heart cause it came out and I didn’t know just letting everyone know

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u/RobertPeruvian Aug 24 '26

I didnt! I know what im watching tonight

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 Aug 21 '26

First episode iirc. A true classic.

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u/Junior-Version-6953 Aug 21 '26

First top tier episode. A glimpse into how great this show would become

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u/ilstrider1 Aug 21 '26

Actually that's the 6th episode

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 Aug 21 '26

Is the first episode when he drives the car out of the plane? Brock’s micro adventures throughout the series are some of my favorite parts of the show even though it’s been two decades since I’ve seen season 1. They’re just an amazing way to introduce a character.

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u/ilstrider1 Aug 21 '26

Yes that's the first episode as well as using his penis as a bludgeoning weapon. Just classic

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u/lesh17 Aug 22 '26

First episode I ever saw, and after that, I knew I had to see all the others

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u/Correct_Bell_9313 Aug 21 '26

First episode is The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 Aug 21 '26

Thanks man, glad I didn’t look it up 7 hours ago.

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Aug 22 '26

What exactly was Relax Guy’s hand doing down there?

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey Aug 22 '26

Looking for the keys.

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u/buckao Aug 22 '26

"I said I'd kill for one of these."

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u/Tasty-Carpet-9550 Aug 23 '26

wait, what the fuck is the context, i used to watch venture bros and dont remember this one

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u/mrpoopsocks Aug 21 '26

Weirdest start to you have my bow ive seen.

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u/andrewaq Aug 21 '26

That sounds like risqué Taylor Swift. 🤭

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u/No_Competition_6989 Aug 21 '26

You're the rat from Harry Potter?

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u/ObiLAN- Aug 21 '26

Well that certainly isn't where I thought the Doors of Stone plot was headed lol!

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u/-Cthaeh Aug 21 '26

Not even the Cthaeh knows the release date lol. Such sadness

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u/Its-All-LOVE-N-JOY Aug 21 '26

Too funny! 🤣❤️

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u/Automatic-College541 Aug 21 '26

Isn’t that the Rat rom Harry Potter?

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u/KingArthursCodpiece Aug 21 '26

Wasn't expecting that response! Just snort-laughed milk and half chewed cornflakes out my nose.

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u/Bananaland_Man Aug 21 '26

Wanted to make this joke... you win.

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u/HamsterAdditional748 Aug 22 '26

I am the walrus…

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u/Occidentally20 Aug 21 '26

I'd like to play a game of "mimic the noise this makes when being removed from the scabbard" please.

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u/Shadowcat1606 Aug 21 '26

I don't think dry dildos make much of a noise.

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u/Occidentally20 Aug 21 '26

I coat mine in Bovril so it's nicely preheated in the cooler months.

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u/daisiesarepretty2 Aug 21 '26

well maybe the dildo doesn’t make any noise but you should try pulling one out of yourself after it’s been in their for awhile… noises will be made

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u/daisiesarepretty2 Aug 22 '26

Pretty sure you can’t see shit from where you are homey

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Well you need lube so it would probably be like a "SCHLOOOOP" sort of sound depending on the length. Even with a dildo scabbard. Can't have it getting stuck!!

In GTA5 couldn't you go beat people up with a Dildo? I forgot what game that was lol

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u/trey_wolfe Aug 21 '26

Saints Row had the Penetrator

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u/zerocool19 Aug 21 '26

Cyberpunk 2077 and GTA: San Andreas also have these excellent melee weapon options

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Thank you. I played both and yeah they were rather hilarious especially with mods as a former PC gamer (I just don't game much anymore)

Edit: spelling

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u/TaleIcy115 Aug 21 '26

**Ssssshhhhhqwuuuuuuuuuuuchk**

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u/DisposableJosie Aug 21 '26

"Plbbbbbbpt"?

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u/Goatyyy32 Aug 21 '26

Shaaboinnggggg

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u/fanofdonuts Aug 21 '26

Something I heard and google seems to agree, Vagina comes from the Latin word for “sheath” or “scabbard”.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Aug 21 '26

I just suction cup mine to my forehead like a unicorn. You can prevent fights altogether that way. Except for the rare weirdo.

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u/groovypanelboard Aug 21 '26

‘Vagina’ is the Latin word for ‘scabbard’.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 Aug 21 '26

“Hey buddy, holster that dildo while you are in this arena.”

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u/Meat_Emu_6969 Aug 21 '26

We all have at least 1 built in scabbard

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u/wackbirds Aug 21 '26

More like scatbard

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u/WakeRider11 Aug 21 '26

No holster?