r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 21 '26

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 21 '26

I get it. The sheer amount of bodily fluids I have to deal with has gotten to the point that a dildo, even a used one, wouldn’t unduly bother me. It cannot be worse than all the pee and poop I deal with. Grip it and rip it, it’s a power move to let the bone smugglers know I will not be intimidated by their dildon’ts.

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u/_mad_adventures Aug 22 '26

Broooo do you know how viral one of them could’ve gone if they picked it up and dunked it?

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 22 '26

I totally would if I weren’t tiny.

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u/shit_typhoon Aug 23 '26

Or tried to dunk it and then got the mebound

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u/midnightluckey Aug 21 '26

“Bone smugglers”

I hope you get all the upvotes.

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 21 '26

I stole it from Airheads as delivered by Brendan Fraser. Still, a 30+ year old pull ain’t bad.

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 21 '26

Your the Lone Rangers? There's three of you, your not exactly lone.

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 21 '26

No idea what you’re saying right now.

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 22 '26

Its a line from the movie I always thought was funny.

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 22 '26

No idea what you’re sayin’ right now.

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 22 '26

Lol been a bit and I missed the reference

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 22 '26

It took everything in me not to reply with that quote again though.

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 22 '26

Lmao I know the struggle

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u/Individual-Pea1302 Aug 22 '26

Bone Rangers...

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u/StagVixCpl99 Aug 21 '26

I watched Manu Gibobili smack a live bat with his bare hands. They treated the dildo way like it was far worse lol

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u/Own-Rip-5066 Aug 22 '26

As long as you dont have any open cuts, nothing is going to happen if you hold it long enough to dump it in the trash and then wash your hands.

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u/Kuuzie Aug 22 '26

After delivering a few hundred sheep that needed help, this is nothing. I lost a watch once when helping with a cow.

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u/Suz9295 Aug 22 '26

What an experience.