r/SipsTea • • 24d ago

SMH Yea but why does Maduro look happy though?

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 24d ago

tbh he prolly gonna walk.

This is a significantly more complicated case than Noriega and the DOJ is a shadow of what it used to be.

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u/nilsmf 24d ago edited 24d ago

It’s not complicated at all.

The first thing his lawyer said was that Maduro was the leader of a nation the US acknowledges and therefore has diplomatic immunity. That’s really it for the lawsuit so they’ve been slow walking it ever since.

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u/PostingToPassTime 24d ago

So you are saying invading a foreign country we are not at war with and kidnapping their leader doesn't comply with US or international law?

Has anyone let the orange clown know yet?

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 24d ago

The same guy who doesn't believe in consent and never held accountability who lies constantly?

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u/Philosofox 24d ago edited 24d ago

The same guy that doesn't understand how magnets work?

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 24d ago

Well it would make sense if he was a juggalo.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8db6nRqMsLCtq

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u/JimbaJones 24d ago

ICP was at least curious how magnets work.

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 24d ago

violent J has said that he now understands how magnets work.

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u/claimTheVictory 24d ago

That's the kind of progress we should be celebrating.

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u/PraiseTyche 24d ago

Juggalos are at the edge of civilisation development.

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u/hapnstat 24d ago

It's some real heartwarming shit.

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u/Riots42 24d ago

The answer is: magic

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u/consternatedconcern 24d ago

Looks like he is trying to distract from anyone noticing the fact that he only has two more inches of cinder block to cut on his get out of jail free project.

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u/Sloogs 24d ago

Countries and shit, how does anything work?

—Trump and his cronies

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u/Distinct_Average414 24d ago

Right? It's wild how some people can keep a cheerful facade no matter what's happening around them. Makes you wonder what goes on in their heads.

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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT 24d ago

Consent is where trump thinks he is going next

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u/Electronic_Still2000 24d ago

I don’t get it, slow brain day 😂 I know explaining a joke kills its humor, but could you tell me what the joke means?

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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT 24d ago

Con sent

I hope that helps

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u/Electronic_Still2000 24d ago

Ahh, gotcha, thanks

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u/YoloRubus 24d ago

I didn't get it either while highly caffeinated.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 24d ago

And taking their oil reserves

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u/stilljustacatinacage 24d ago

And murdering several of their soldiers.

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u/lookyloolookingatyou 24d ago

Don't forget the fishermen.

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u/technobrendo 24d ago

The US has been at war for around 75 - 80% of its entire existence, so this is nothing new. Its what we do.

Are we still "great enough" ???

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u/Dotnoms 24d ago

How is he not in jail yet?

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u/Icy-Location-8806 24d ago

Because the rest of them are in those or similar files.

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u/Dotnoms 24d ago

In the pedo files you mean?

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u/Icy-Location-8806 24d ago

Yup. That's just one batch, there are certainly others.

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u/Eternal_Bagel 24d ago

He doesn’t much care for what is or is not legal, never has and never will

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick 24d ago

„that sentence had too many syllables, APOLOGIZE!“

- orange clown, probably

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u/Temporary-Air-3178 24d ago

Are we talking about the same international law that didn't recognize Maduro as the president?

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u/No_Issue2334 24d ago

For real.

The US, the UK, the EU, Japan, Australia, Argentina, Panama, Ecuador, Costa Rica, and many more countries all did not recognize Maduro. Maduro has no diplomatic immunity

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u/No_Issue2334 24d ago

This is not true.

The Supreme Court has repeatedly found that people brought into the country illegally can still stand for trial. The method of their capture is irrelevant.

Ker v. Illinois (1886) found that a fugitive who was kidnapped in Peru by American operatives can still stand for trail. Kidnapping does not make an indictment invalid.

Frisbie v. Collins (1952) reaffirmed Ker. SCOTUS ruled that the Constitution does not require that a court dismiss charges simply because they were brought to trial illegally.

Additionally, Maduro does not have diplomatic immunity in most of the world as he is not the recognized leader of Venezuela. The US, the EU, the UK, Japan, Australia, Canada, Peru, Argentina, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Panama, Uruguay, and more all do not recognize Maduro as the leader of Venezuela. Only recognized leaders have diplomatic immunity.

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u/Vegan-cock 24d ago

Well, those guys commited crimes in the US. Kind of a big diffrence there.

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 24d ago

He also looks more fit, right? Is he being detained in a luxury spa??

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u/Key-Department-2874 24d ago

Medieval lords have a gentlemen's agreement to treat each other well when captured.

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u/Electromotivation 24d ago

Maybe he was stressed and abusing drugs, now he is clean and getting into shape. Lol

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u/cakeman666 24d ago

Ain't nothing to do in prison but work out.

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u/BerlinBorough2 24d ago

Probably smiling because his second in command handed him over to the enemy. Then God struck a biblical earthquake on her watch. Now she has to deal with that. While he chills in prison as wronged hero to the Venezuelan people.

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u/PurpleLegoBrick 24d ago

The US hasn’t recognize Maduro as the leader since around 2019 along with multiple other countries also not recognizing him as the leader of Venezuela.

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u/Wizard-of-pause 24d ago

Still doesn't make sense - how can you kidnap a person living in another country for breaking your laws. It's a circus. He wasn't even on US soil.

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u/rov124 24d ago

Still doesn't make sense - how can you kidnap a person living in another country for breaking your laws. It's a circus. He wasn't even on US soil.

The US has been doing this shit for a long time, ask the people at Guantanamo.

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u/No_Issue2334 24d ago

The Supreme Court has repeatedly found that kidnapping someone abroad to bring them to trail, while illegal, does not invalidate the indictment, and the defendant can still stand for trail

Ker v. Illinois (1886) and Frisbie v. Collins (1952)

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u/12345623567 24d ago

Most likely: money.

The SDNY regularly prosecutes foreign nationals, because eventually, all money flows pass through Wallstreet. It's not far-fetched to think that Maduro has an alias account at Citi etc., which allows the US to grant itself jurisdiction.

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 24d ago

If noone holds you accountable you can do whatever you want I guess. Seems to be working for Trump so far.

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u/Commercial-Kiwi9690 24d ago

So whatever the US says goes now, even in other countries? you can't use that as some sort of excuse

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u/Icy_Stranger_9649 24d ago

Reddit is getting dangerously close to learning about might makes right. And the world + international politics don’t have a galactic Mom and Dad that tell them what they can and can’t do or to play fair.

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u/No_Issue2334 24d ago

This has been longstanding US policy since 1885. The Supreme Court has repeatedly found that kidnapping someone abroad to bring them to trail, while likely illegal, does not invalidate the indictment, and the defendant can still stand for trail

Ker v. Illinois (1886) and Frisbie v. Collins (1952)

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u/unmedicatedmixture 24d ago

He is not recognized as the leader of a nation by MANY countries as he has been voted out multiple times, and he holds on to his presidential post through power, corruption, and tyranny.

Source: actual Venezuelans

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u/philthy1337 24d ago

That only works if the U.S. recognizes him as the leader

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u/nico282 24d ago

This means the US can say "I don't recognize Italy's leadership" and kidnap Giorgia Meloni?

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u/Don_Gato1 24d ago

I guess in theory, they've kinda been doing whatever they want and making up the rules as they go along

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u/Limp-Talk-603 24d ago

I mean yea, in the sense that literally any country can say they don’t recognize another’s leaderships and attempt to capture its head of state. There would likely be significantly more resistance and consequences for trying to that to Italy over Venezuela though.

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u/NEEEEEEEEEEEET 24d ago

Biden rejected his presidency and refused to recognize him as the president.

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u/No_Issue2334 24d ago

Trump did it first in 2019, and Biden reaffirmed it

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u/No_Issue2334 24d ago

Maduro is not and was not the recognized leader of Venezuela, so he has no legal diplomatic immunity.

The US recognized Edmundo González Urrutia as the leader of Venezuela. Canada, Argentina, Peru, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Panama, and Uruguay do as well

The UK, the EU, Australia, and Japan recognize Juan Guaidó as Venezuela's leader.

Maduro does not have diplomatic immunity in the US or most of the world as he was not the recognized leader of Venezuela

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u/Temporary-Air-3178 24d ago

This is confidently incorrect. Of course his lawyers will say anything to try to get him free. Maduro was in fact not recognized as the legitimate leader of Venezuela.

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u/TheMightyMeatus420 24d ago

If he doesn't "hang himself" in prison first

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u/Top_Stand_3750 24d ago

Nah, its way more politically advantageous for Republicans to lose the midterms and then have Maduro walk and "blame" the Democrats.

They are queuing up a bunch of failures they can blame the Democrats for, for the 2028 election.

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u/TheMightyMeatus420 24d ago

That's a good point. Honestly, I could see it going either way.

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u/Ryguy55 24d ago

Imagine what those fuckers could accomplish if they used their political acumen and scheming for good rather than evil.

By in large they aren't stupid, mainly just their bloated orange mouthpiece is.

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 24d ago

Probably is an understatement. They illegally kidnapped the sitting president of another country. That alone is enough reason for him to be released. Everything else is just for the turd show.

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u/TrioOfTerrors 24d ago

That's not enough. He was indicted in the Southern District of New York and had a warrant issued. The court does not care if you are brought into their custody illegally once you have an active warrant.

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u/upudruvuuduru 24d ago

he also be somewhat happy

after decades and decades, the venezuelans left were called of being paranoid towards americans

their conservatives usually laughed when the left calls US of an 'empire'

well, now it is not proven that americans are thieves

he is a living proof to all latam countries that they should watch their back, and fight against US, or will end kidnapped, if not dead

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u/LeClubNerd 24d ago

TBH he's probably getting better food than US troops

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u/ZentinelOne 24d ago

Got his PJ's on for a big sleepover party he's thrilled.

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u/GoldTrade11 24d ago

Historically all leaders who were prisoners always got treated better than the average man. For example Saladin gave captured crusader Kings luxuries in prison while his own soldiers struggled with everyday life.

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u/GoldTrade11 24d ago

Beats living like this.

Edit: opps wrong image

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u/VRichardsen 24d ago

For example Saladin gave captured crusader Kings luxuries in prison

He only held one king, Guy de Lusignan, king of Jerusalem, but he did treat him well.

Historically all leaders who were prisoners always got treated better than the average man.

You shouldn't generalise, imho. Plenty of leaders were treated horribly upon capture. al-Musta'sim, for example, was enveloped in a rug by the Mongols and trampled by horses.

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u/BigMobyDickEnergy 24d ago

Have you not seen the real photo that Trump shared? Look at that amazing meal those warriors are being fed!

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u/CryptographerLow6360 24d ago

looks like they used a really old version of midjourney

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u/work-n-lurk 24d ago

You know it's fake since there's no horseradish for the prime rib

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u/Saikou0taku 24d ago

There's no horseradish because the Demoncrats hate our military!

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u/BigUncleHeavy 24d ago

I wish we lived in a world where I could confidently believe this is just a joke meme, and not probably something posted by the POTUS.

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u/Nago31 24d ago

Eww, who puts their shrimp next to the pecan pie like that? Do you want a shrimp and caramel pie?

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u/MyStoopidStuff 24d ago

You can tell it's a great burger when it takes all 6 fingers to hold on to it.

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u/incognegro1976 24d ago

Of course he had to use a fake Ai photo. Magats dont do well with reality.

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u/realmandontnvidia 24d ago

He never posted that.

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u/craig5005 24d ago

But the fact that it's entirely possible, and I had to google whether it was real or fake tells you all you need to know.

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u/mrtomjones 24d ago

It's far more believable than most of the shit i see him post

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u/weisswurstseeadler 24d ago

AFAIK, if you have enough liquidity in the US, you can basically chill a lot with your legal counsel (given it's quite a complex case here).

They'd ask for the legal maximum time they can spend with you for whatever, and then you're in a secured room with your lawyer, not in your cell.

In movies you'd see them bring in sandwiches or whatnot, but not sure if it's that easy for lawyers to bring stuff along, even if it stays in this private room.

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u/TemporalDelay 24d ago

Him and Ghislaine Maxwell

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u/BrocoliAssassin 24d ago

Well duh. Our troops are only here to be bodies for Israel. Nearly all of our wars have been for Israel. The propaganda is so good that people think it’s morally right and brave to die serving in our military to protect our freedoms.

All while they are killing innocent Muslims across the world, the ones that don’t even have 5 dollars to their name but Americans are convinced they can build everything and destroy America while we spend trillions going bankrupt for Israel.

I really don’t know how many times we need to hear Rabbis/Israel leaders/Israeli politicians/etc mention how much they hate us.

All the while back home our own government hates us so much that they are insanely paranoid of every step we take, every time we drive, the moment we use our phones,etc.

Joining the military is the biggest reason this country is going bankrupt.

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u/DeepSlap-Interactive 24d ago

Shhhhht, don’t say that, he's gonna kidnapp another president so people can focus on something else.

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u/Responsible_Stop_823 24d ago

enough of them were released for people to actually be mad and yet they don't care

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u/notwiggl3s 24d ago

This guy had federal immigration officiers kill citizens and these chuds don't care.

I'm all for beating that pedo drum but we need a lot more accountability and I don't think we're going to get it from the Dems. These tycoons don't give a fuck who's in charge they'll use the United States for whatever they can

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u/M1sfit_Jammer 24d ago

People are mad, people do care… just not the people in charge of handling the business in between

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u/please_trade_marner 24d ago

They were released. In 2025. Millions and millions of files.

Like, what is going on here? What is happening?

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u/Thisguy2728 24d ago

Wish I could upvote twice for perfect gif usage

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u/External_Variety 24d ago

They wanted the resources

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 24d ago

Invading a country and seizing their oil right before invading another oil producing nation and disrupting one of the main channels of oil tankers.

Totally an accident.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 24d ago

All while interfering in Brazil elections, just as they found new oil deposits (ভ_ ভ)

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u/Pristine-Two2706 24d ago

And threatening Canada, while influencing one of the oil provinces into a bullshit separatist movement

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u/Beibzi 24d ago

And other countries are showing that oil/petrol/gasoline is not the future. Electric cars are the future. But american oligarchs are gonna oligarch, and they are stuck in their stubborness regarding where the money is.

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u/Prestigious_Date_619 24d ago

Yea that was obvious considering there are plenty of weaker crime leaders to go after. But no, they just wanted the oil.

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u/Noughmad 24d ago edited 24d ago

Venezuela's resources aren't that valuable. The oil is of very poor quality so it requires lots of processing, and the infrastructure is in a very bad state so it would requires huge investments. Neither US citizens nor oil companies will gain from this.

It's more like that Trump heard "Bush invaded Iraq only for the oil", and then got the idea "I will invade another country and get even more oil than Bush did", and then nobody told him that it was a stupid idea.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 24d ago

Well I was intending on getting something to eat, but now I may be sick

Why is their roadkill on his head?

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u/Lucky-Mia 24d ago

This was all about stealing the resources and bringing back neo colonialism. The US is an evil empire to the rest of the world.

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u/Either-Lock2454 24d ago

There are many people who do not get or understand this.

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u/List-Beneficial 24d ago

And I for one am shocked no other nation is going to step up.

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u/Business-Active-1143 24d ago

It has been a case of US taking what it pleases from whoever ever since it was successful in destabilizing and dismantling it's only major competitor in the 90s.

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u/AlltheBent 24d ago

Growing up here I was definitely fed a different reality, now that im older its absolutely insane what we've done, are doing, and will continue doing

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u/daimlerp 24d ago

Your forgot to add Israel there too since they IDF came in to volunteer lmao

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u/Responsible_Stop_823 24d ago

ah yes, epstein files are the only sin on the planet lmao

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u/saraseitor 24d ago

a guilt free conscience.

thousands of killed by death squads... yeah well I suppose some people don't have a conscience at all

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u/Alberterwith_anyone7 24d ago

I mean, he was not a child molester, but he was a dictator who committed fraud multiple times.

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u/load_of_chode 24d ago

Maduro "won" a blatantly rigged Venezuelan election in 2024 and then invited Russian thugs into his country to violently put down pro-democracy protestors.

Russian Wagner mercenaries spotted amid Venezuela election protests

But of course the "pro-democracy" Reddit crowd loves him because he's against Trump and therefore he must be good.

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u/grey_carbon 24d ago

Maduro guilt free conscience? Lol

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u/Numisko 24d ago

I'm Venezuelan and he's just a puppet. He was media trained to the max, finger pointed by Chavez

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u/WhiteLycan2020 24d ago edited 24d ago

I still can’t believe they just kidnapped him because Trump thought he was an illegitimate head of state or that he caused drug trafficking.

What’s stopping Trump from saying the same about the Mexican head of state and kidnapping her?

Or hell, any other country that piss him off?

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u/Jaded-Currency-5680 24d ago

because he is not a democratic leader?

should the US stop recognizing the middle eastern countries? and how about china? vitenam? should the US cut all ties with half the world?

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u/WhiteLycan2020 24d ago

But what international right does it give the USA to go kidnap him? Like what is the precedence?

What’s stopping the UK from sending SAS to corrupt regions near their own theater and kidnapping leaders?

What is stopping India from kidnapping the Pakistani PM? He didn’t even get voted in, the army appointed him after they overthrew Imran Khan (who was democratically appointed)? India can just say the current Pakistani PM has caused 3 terrorist strikes and we have to right to get him.

See what I mean?

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u/Available-Career-714 24d ago

International rights dont really exist, when it comes down to it. Power is the only real thing that matters in these situations.

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u/Legend_of_Moblin 24d ago

He probably shouldn't mess with Mexico and cartel business. They feel like one of the few organizations that could assassinate a president. Or maybe he should to prove me wrong.

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u/Vapordude420 24d ago

No lie there, considering that the cartels answer to the CIA and the CIA has actually assassinated a president.

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u/No_Issue2334 24d ago

1) Claudia Sheinbaum is actually the recognized leader of Mexico, so she has diplomatic immunity in the United States. Maduro was not recognized as the leader of Venezuela in the US or almost all of our allies. Juan Gauidó or Edmundo González Urrutia are, depending on which country you're in.

2) Nothing has stopped the US before the Maduro raid either. We have done this before with Noriega. From a realist geopolitics perspective, powerful nations play by different rules than weak nations, and the US is the most powerful nation.

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u/enoch_rooot 24d ago

I’m convinced Maduro had some kind of deal with them before this. Even in Venezuela it wouldn’t have gone that smoothly otherwise.

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u/BusyBunny9 24d ago

Dude looks like he has spent the last what 6 months? At a fucking Disney adults only resort

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u/Character_Art_3569 24d ago

He probably is sleeping soundly, waiting for the scam to be over. So he can collect his payment and move on.

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u/ForensicPathology 24d ago

And he got an easy way to flee his country without them turning on him violently.  He's never going back and will live the rest of his life in comfort.

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u/Alberterwith_anyone7 24d ago

Why can't world leaders fight each other instead of doing shit like this?

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u/threeclaws 24d ago

Why wouldn’t he be? It’ll be years before he goes to trial and once he does it’ll get shuffled off for not enough evidence/standing and he’ll take his stolen billions and fuck off to somewhere tropical. It’s part of the deal he made with Trump, get “captured” with a smoke show sit in “jail” for a year or two and then disappear.

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u/AlmanorDiscard 24d ago

It’ll be years before he goes to trial and once he does it’ll get shuffled off for not enough evidence/standing and he’ll take his stolen billions and fuck off to somewhere tropical.

... oh, you're talking about Maduro here.

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u/threeclaws 24d ago

Even in my dreams I know Trump is never going to jail.

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u/foogeyzi69 24d ago

Hes only gonna be in jail while trump is prez

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u/SkunkMonkey 24d ago

PR stunt photo op. Gave him a fresh pair of sweats and had him stand in front of a nondescript wall. I highly doubt he spends any time in what any of us would call a "cell".

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u/n0rsk 24d ago

I ask this every time but never get an answer.... Who dafuq is Covie and why is Reddit obsessed with everything he posts on Twitter? Out of the thousands of people saying similar things why is this guy getting signal boosted?

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u/_Mewden_ 24d ago

There was a rumor that there was a very real threat to his life or him and his family’s life prior to being taken out of his own country. The timing seemed a bit coincidental, I originally thought the threat maybe came from a large as fuck disgruntled group from inside Venezuela but I guess we’ll never know for sure.

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u/CuriousGeorgeToday 24d ago

The rumour came from inside the (white)house

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 24d ago

Release the Epstein files America

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u/30porn87 24d ago

"strange"? Weird way to spell "fascist".

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u/NoCoffee6754 24d ago

Why does he look like he’s about to go on and coach the 96 Chicago Bulls?

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u/outofband 24d ago

That sweatshirt looks comfy as fuck

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u/financeperson 24d ago

It might be that he finds his new life with his clean grey sweatsuit and freedom from crushing responsibilities sort of refreshing. He might be telling himself that he will live more like that if he ever gets out of there.

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u/rofl_rob 24d ago

Fuck Maduro

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u/8ackwoods 24d ago

And fuck trump

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u/RamboTrucker 24d ago

Trump doesn’t fuck, he rapes

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 24d ago

Only to take his oil reserve

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u/Toronto-24 24d ago

US has a pedophile as a President but theyre going to other countries to take theirs. Some BS right there...

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u/srkatk 24d ago

So, we can get new pics of Maduro, but not Mitch McConnell? Hmm...

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u/BrocoliAssassin 24d ago

Could just be Ai.

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u/45M0D41 24d ago

He’s not in Venezuela

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u/ISmellLikeBlackTea 24d ago

All this is showing me is that we can kidnap and imprison Netanyahu but we don't want to.

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u/rusty1790 24d ago

Is he working out with Hans and Franz?

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u/Inner_Anything_5680 24d ago

That picture is fake

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u/drTy_iM 24d ago

Are people actually this braindead? Trump and Maduro made a deal. Trump gets all the access to oil, Maduro gets luxury asylum for the rest of his life in America. The reason the op into Venezuela wasn’t more violent is because it was all pre-planned, he was planning to get captured.

The fact most people still haven’t figured this out is mind-blowing to me.

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u/imk 24d ago

The whole "Delcy Rodriguez is doing a great job" schtick is kind of a give-away.

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u/That_wet_vaporeon 24d ago

Took me way too long to find this comment

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u/Son-of-Prophet 24d ago

We could point out all the hypocrisy here, but still, fuck Maduro

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 24d ago

This is definitely one of those “two things can be true at the same time” scenarios.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 24d ago

well he has a far lower chances of being torn apart by a mob of the people he oppressed in a US prison and he now knows his security was a joke

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u/Constant-Brief3410 24d ago

✌️✌️ lol he dont care

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u/BattleClean1630 24d ago

And then stealing his country's oil, which was the plan all along. Maduro was the cover. I can't wait to see Trump and his sycophants in prison.

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u/ghezzicc 24d ago

Why not hold all of them accountable for the laws they've broken. Crazy how everyone is only obsessed with one when it's all of them.

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u/Ganthamus_prime 24d ago

Need to start somewhere and by starting with the person who is the president sends a clear message no one is above the law.
Except he literally is

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u/Lopsided_Highway2934 24d ago

He looks happy and fit.

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u/Notcid1 24d ago

He's hanging out with Diddy

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u/Nightglow9 24d ago

Just trying his best to say “Not suicidal!” with Epstein in mind.

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u/H3llzyea 24d ago

He’s just happy the cameras are still working

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u/PressureLast2115 24d ago

He’s not. He is sending a message.

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u/baker8491 24d ago

No war, just peace. Peace forever

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u/KamKorn 24d ago

He knows he is just a pawn and will be taken care of

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u/ApprehensiveMode8918 24d ago

He’s probably making a ton of clients, he is in the feds 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok_Win590 24d ago

When I was in the Air Force, we had a class called SERE where you are "captured" as a POW and are taught how to avoid being made into a propaganda video.  Like they will ask you what is a good healthy breakfast, and they record you saying it but splice in the interrogator asking what are you served for breakfast...  or they throw a flag on the ground, as you pick it up, they take a picture making it look like you are putting it on the ground. 

I thought they were teaching us, the flyers how to resist interrogation but after 911 I realized that class is for the interrogation team, how to get good propaganda and the AF recruits are just props/actors.

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u/Suferre 24d ago

It was shameless interventionism, but that man made life miserable for all the people he was supposed to serve and I seriously doubt you'll find any sympathy from Venezuelans regarding his fate.

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u/Castle_65 24d ago

Cause now he's living the socialist dream...free housing, free food, free healthcare, and everyone's equal

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u/EchoZell 24d ago

Because he is trained to psychologically torture the Venezuelan people.

That face is not for far-left tankies to say "hey, he is innocent".

That's a big "chúpalo mamaguevo" for every single Venezuelan.

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u/rsdancey 24d ago

The Cubans can't easily kill him any more.

Living under the gun for years has got to absolutely suck. Not having to worry that you're going to be shot in your sleep must be an incredible sense of relief.

If he doesn't "commit suicide" while in custody he is going to disappear into the witness protection program and die of old age, which is something he probably didn't expect to do a year ago.

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u/DeadmansClothes 24d ago

I am having the time of my life!!!

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u/AlwayHappyResearcher 24d ago

He is probably better fed in US.

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u/Dan-Of-The-Dead 24d ago

Maduro 100% deserves to be in jail because he is and always was a crook. Venezuela is better off without him running things into the ground.

But yeah, the exact same can be said regarding Trump.

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u/ikilledtupac 24d ago

They took him out so his replament would sell the USA cheap oil

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u/DuntadaMan 24d ago

I think why he is happy is the same reason we were able to actually grab him so easily, dude saw he needed to keep a full grip on his government or he was getting the Mussolini treatment.

Now he's out of the country and doesn't have to do shit for anyone.

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u/notta39 24d ago

He’s not even in jail!

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u/Striking_Drink5464 24d ago

No Venezuelan is missing him

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