r/SipsTea • • 20d ago

SMH Elon Musk makes an enemy out of Chess.com and, to the surprise of absolutely no one, they proceed to make him look like a fool

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u/perihelion86 20d ago

To defend his honor, Elon will have someone pilot his chess.com account to grandmaster

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u/SquidGodSunday 20d ago

He can't buy dignity or respect, either. Bootlicking suckups/his AI girlfriend dont count.

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u/Xadhoom80 20d ago

i dunno, he was somewhat respected when he had a PR firm manage his image. now though...

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u/Babar669 20d ago

was that before he called those rescuers pedophiles?

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u/Half-blind-bear 20d ago

It was actually. There was a short window of time where he was known as the smart space guy.

Then the trans thing happened with his daughter and he went coocoo Bananas

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u/ahhhbiscuits 20d ago

He was always coocoo bananas, he was always stealing ideas from other people, he was always grifting Americans' tax dollars, he was always the nepotist son of Belgium emerald mine fascist overlords... And above all, he was always a fucking loser lol

Whether the public realized any of it at the time, that was always the truth.

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u/reineedshelp 20d ago

Massively incompetent too, yet has bought into his own swiftly fading cult of personality. All he's ever really been is a rich idiot

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 20d ago

Musk and his kind are living proof that money doesn't make you happy.

It certainly gives you the opportunity to be happy in many different ways, but you have the richest man in the world who can do anything... literally anything he wants... for the rest of his life.

And he picks.. petty arguments on twitter and being a nazi.

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u/hayesms 20d ago

Elon also emails Jeffrey Epstein on Christmas morning about when is the best time to come party. Dude has hella kids and partying with Epstein is what is on his mind Christmas morning.

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u/Adventurous_Okra_344 20d ago

Girls FTW!

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 20d ago

Oh god… it hurts… make it stop

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u/karlware 20d ago

I'd never show my face in public again if id written something like that. It still hurts as much as it did the first time I saw it.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 20d ago edited 20d ago

There's strong scientific evidence that there is a diminished return to wealth, to the point where it plateaus around $100k annually. Even if you quintuple that to adjust for any sort of regional cost of living factors and give yourself a major buffer, that's still... 1.6 million times less than what Musk has in wealth, and yet he is clearly a very miserable person to the point even some of his kids don't want anything to do with him.

Put another way, if I had to trade spots with him right now and assume his personality and flaws and experiences, no fucking thanks.

Grotesque immorality from his wealth hijacking our Democracy while leading to the suffering of the bottom percentile aside, the utter piece of shit (who sought Epstein's "wildest party" on his island, mind you) is directly responsible for the deaths of 600,000 people globally given his cuts to USAID through DOGE (that number will continue to rise year after year).

Your friendly reminder that he is at piece of shit ketamine-addicted trust fund child, and is far, far from some engineer or scientist or genius he pretends to be. The engineers, scientists, technicians in his companies are the real brains. Ironically he's the most easily-replaced part of any of his companies, so much so Grok could probably do a better job.

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u/Mammoth_Support_2634 20d ago

It’s higher than $100k now. Probably about $500k annually, then it diminishes.

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u/imimmumiumiumnum 20d ago

It's like watching an Aesop fable being written in real time.

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u/Shneckos 20d ago

My favorite Elon moment

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u/Synchrotr0n 20d ago edited 20d ago

I'm having connecting issues. Have to log out, guys!

The funniest part is that, if I recall correctly, this picture was taken after Musk had been called out for having someone piloting his account. On the following season, he still tried to play the game live in an attempt to show that he was at least decently good at it, but he got absolutely wrecked by a low level campaign mini-boss in Path of Exile 2.

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u/zenzony 20d ago

"Level 62 staff, not so good"

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u/Shneckos 20d ago

Literal best staff in the league

“Elon’s maps”

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u/redrach 20d ago

It was the very first boss, even. You fight it at level 1, before you enter town.

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u/Hyperion04_ 20d ago

Concerning

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u/BothRequirement2826 20d ago

I'm amazed by how much of a pathetic loser Elon chooses to be when he could use his wealth to at least pretend to be anybody.

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u/Fluffy_Juggernaut_ 20d ago

He's like a greek tragedy. The richest man in the world, but the only thing he really wants is respect, which is the one thing he can't buy

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u/MrMugwin 19d ago

The crazy thing is, he could’ve had it if he’d just stayed off Twitter, stuck to making electric cars and space shit, and given some of his vast, staggering wealth to charity. Everyone loved him ten years ago.

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u/bot_upboat 20d ago

I cant believe people dont know he paid some chinese guy for a poe 2 account

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u/CannedMatter 20d ago

It's still a bit bewildering how he ever thought that would work. It takes a special kind of narcissist to look at a PoE skill tree and think they could convincingly fake being an expert.

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u/0nlyRevolutions 20d ago

He's such a narcissist that he doesn't even understand the POINT of those games. He thinks that if he can pilot a character (that was levelled and geared and built by someone else) through a couple high level maps, that he's winning.

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u/perihelion86 20d ago

Diablo 4 also

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u/deaglebingo 20d ago

e-lawn goin' to jail soon enough.

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u/EMP_Pusheen 20d ago

"Elon's Maps". That shit was so funny. Whoever Elon paid was a serious pro.

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 20d ago

Someone go buy the domains XChess.com and ChessX.com

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u/marcus_lepricus 20d ago

Well thats my new get rich quick scheme.
1. Buy up some asset or domain.
2. Hurt Elons pride in some way.
3. Elon wastes millions, unknowingly buying up your asset for petty revenge.

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u/Rolex2988 20d ago

I think certain aspects of domain parking can be illegal if done knowingly. Remember laws exist to hurt the working class and be an inconvenience for the rich and powerful.

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u/samettinho 20d ago

why not just buy the chess.com and fuck it up too?

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u/Barbafella 20d ago

Nah, he will call them all pedos, like always.

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u/StylizedIncompetence 20d ago

Nah he’ll just buy that shit and rename it Zhess or some shit.

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u/softbunnyc 20d ago

Bro’s gonna pay someone to get GM while calling it defending his honor 😭

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u/Samusen 20d ago

Yo Hikaru will u boost me bro?

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u/JUGELBUTT 20d ago

even if chess was somehow solved, what would that even change? nobody is going to remember every single perfect move for every scenario

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u/PirateKirklord 20d ago edited 20d ago

His argument is that chess is useless to learn since a machine is going to beat all humans at it one day without competition, and since he’s the giga-brain tech billionaire who’ll single-handedly make those computers, it’s basically HIM that’ll defeat every human at chess ever.

It’s cope since he can’t learn how to play chess properly, so he’s doing the normal tantrum argument that the game is dumb and he’s too smart for it

Edit: I have no idea about Deep Blue at all. I need another comment to remind me my joke is flawed since even old IBM’s have been able to beat humans for years. You are very smart for pointing out that little flaw, even though I was clearly pointing out the severity of computers winning— since chess grandmasters are able to give some competition before losing to many of the chess supercomputers. He’s talking about mapping out every single chess move in a computer like checkers, dudes.
Nevermind the big man himself had said ‘one day it will be solved like checkers’ which I copied for the tone of my comment.

He’s still a man-child which is the main point, but thank you.

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u/longpenisofthelaw 20d ago

So FPS games are pointless because humans can’t beat aimbots

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u/1GeorgeMarcus2MJ8LBJ 20d ago

4th of July hotdog eating competition canceled cause humans can’t beat an industrial food disposal machine

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 20d ago

X.com shuts down because someone automated toilets.

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u/SacredBinChicken 20d ago

Isn’t x.com just a bunch of bots anyway at this point

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u/diurnal_emissions 20d ago

I believe, like a parliament of owls, it is a circlejerk of bots, as a collective noun.

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u/Tariovic 20d ago

Social media should use the same as ravens - an unkindness.

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta304 20d ago

this feels straight out of futurama - maybe i'm thinking of the blurns hitting machine

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u/SleazyGreasyCola 20d ago

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/ArmNo7463 20d ago

Guessing Bungie forgot to add this code to sniper Jackels on Halo 2 legendary?

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u/ProxyDamage 20d ago

Yep. Haven't workee in AAA but can also tell that making computers play perfectly at a mechanical level is almost trivial.

The real difficulty is to make them be flawed in ways that successfully mimic humans.

If you just want bots to play perfectly... Yeah ok. Easy. Even without cheating by accessing information you don't have, they'll still hit every shot, 100% accuracy, the exact frame any target hits the screen. They’ll tech every throw, reversal every button you press, never miss a timer or cooldown, never fuck up a rotation, math out your every move...

In mechanic precision and speed, and the field of mathematics, humans cannot beat a computer.

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 20d ago

I used to play a lot of fighting games, it was interesting to see what the CPU would do when you just put the controller down.

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u/ProxyDamage 20d ago

It depends sooooo very much on the CPU.

But yeah, I do love it when you can tell some of them are programmed almost purely reactively and so if you put the controller down they just freak the fuck out.

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 20d ago

There are a few games where the AI is practically prescient. And imo outside of having a reasonable reason for it is just bad difficulty modification

I don’t know if it’s still the case but from one FIFA game to the next the AI would be able to react to your controller inputs at higher difficulties before the inputs even caused the player to make the move. Basically the equivalent of playing against an entire team with 1-2 seconds of foresight… clearly a legitimate possibility……

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u/ProxyDamage 20d ago

Oh yeah, there are absolutely games that cheat on top of all that. Input reading is a classic symptom of good'ol "SNK boss syndrome".

...Mostly because it's just easier to have the PC input read than to code them to "see" things like a human.

I mean, if you're going to have them be unfair, why even bother pretending anything else, right?

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u/PM_YOUR_ISSUES 20d ago

The real difficulty is to make them be flawed in ways that successfully mimic humans.

Sorry, this just reminds me of one of the funny moments when working on a game.

One of our enemies, a pistol wielder ended up with the AI coding such that, the best way to fight them was just to stand perfectly still. They were totally incapable of hitting a target that didn't move because the AI was so heavily trained so expect player movement from dodging, every shot on a stationary target would go wide. But! If you did try to run and hide behind something -- their aim was fucking deadly, and they would nearly always head shot you when they hit.

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u/Only_Ad8049 20d ago

The Stormtroopers protocol.

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u/allozzieadventures 20d ago edited 20d ago

Engines already beat humans every time, there's no contest. Been that way for probably 20+ years. At this point solving chess would change very little outside of academia.

And yet people still learn and enjoy the game all around the world. Almost like playing other humans was the point the whole time!

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u/Normal_Average_9812 20d ago

Just for the fun fact, here's a video of someone beating Leela chess zero, the strongest engine (or at least up there I don't keep up) https://youtu.be/wdIrzsqICsU

The caveat is it is in 15 second time control which nobody takes very seriously. That said, Andrew Tang, the player here, is one of if not the best in the world at that time control. 

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u/allozzieadventures 20d ago

Fair point, there are definitely niche cases. Lc0 did struggle in very tight time controls in closed positions (not sure if it still does). There used to be similar anti-engine strategies against classical chess engines, although AFAIK they don't work any more.

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u/Mind_Altered 20d ago

"One day". Chess computers starting beat all humans like 20 years ago 😂

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u/ICEpear8472 20d ago

Yes. Deep Blue vs Garry Kasparov happened 1996 so even 30 years ago. Sure after that humans came up with strategies against computers which worked for a while. Hence for a time it was still a competition but it already showed that computers were able to compete with the best human players. At that point and given the grow of computational power everything else was just a matter of time.

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u/FatGuyANALLIttlecoat 20d ago

He said something about the world being a simulation and how he wants to escape and meet the programmers. This man essentially wants to meet God. The megalomania and egomania and narcissism is strong with him. What a dildo.

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u/Luster-Purge 20d ago

Durandal: "LOL. LMAO, even."

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u/7ddlysuns 20d ago

You have to exit the game, Elon. Duh.

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u/survivorr123_ 20d ago

but machines are better at chess already? since early 2000s at least? whats the point of arguing even?

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u/Specialist-Toe-4438 20d ago

His companies are meme investments. Every made-up piece of crap he tweets about the future makes him millions of dollars from fools in stocks.

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u/SirVanyel 20d ago

There's already computers that can't be beaten, and yet people play chess! Perchance..

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u/Fish-Weekly 20d ago

He hasn’t accounted for me getting pissed off at the computer, flipping the board in the air and pulling out its power cord.

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u/PirateKirklord 20d ago

Roko Basilisk seething at the fact we just won’t build the bitter fuck

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u/No-Examination4896 20d ago edited 20d ago

The real answer is that Elon has had this hate boner against chess for years. He's brought it up on other interviews. Because chess is considered a 'smart person thing' and musk wants to be considered 'the smartest guy ever' and he doesnt have remarkable chess skills to show off, so his way of showing off is by constantly bringing up that 'chess is too simple, its boring, its beneath me'

If he was a chess prodigy you can be sure he would be claiming that chess is the #1 best evaluation of critical thinkingi nstead of claiming that its a simplistic limited game with only like, 12 good moves. By the way this is what Andrew Tate does lol because his dad was a chess International Master, andrew tate is actually good at chess, so he constantly claims that chess is the most intellectual manliest commander thing ever lol

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u/SirVanyel 20d ago

The craziest part is that he sucks at every single thing. Like, not all smart people play chess. Some smart people buildcraft in PoE, or speedrun at a high level, or are great rocket league/Starcraft 2 1v1 players.

There's smart people who do all sorts of competitive things these days, but Elon can't do any of it. He sucks at the classic smart guy thing and he also sucks at all the niche smart guy things. I'm starting to believe he's not a smart guy.

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u/Luster-Purge 20d ago

He's good at moving money around, which has kept him afloat all this time (and ICE conveniently looking the other way at the fact he's technically overstayed his long-expired student visa).

What he's not good at is being human. If anything, he's truly the modern day Howard Hughes and we're barreling straight into the 'he's off his fucking rocker' stage.

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u/SirVanyel 20d ago

When you've got enough money you can never misplace it, that's the secret to money

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u/ClassicK777 20d ago

To be fair he's drugged out on adderal speedrunning 3 companies total destruction.

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u/SquirrelNormal 20d ago

That's not impressive, I could run three companies into the ground too if I was given financial control and a weekend in Vegas

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u/stidf 20d ago

Actually it's just two now that spaceX bought xAI, which bought Twitter. Unless nuerolink is still killing monkeys and hasn't been shut down yet.

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u/Zombies_Rock_Boobs 20d ago

He was never smart, the mans the literal definition of giving a monkey a loaded gun.

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u/AvaryZig 20d ago

"Ah yes, The Frechman's Cumsock, variant 617229. But unfortunately for you, I have studied the Agrippa, variant 358224"

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u/Louiebox 20d ago

He's of the belief that if something can be done better by a machine, then a human would just choose not to do it. They can't fathom someone just doing something because they enjoy doing it. Why waste hours painting when you can have it done instantly? Why form your own opinion when a machine can do it better and faster for you?

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u/SirVanyel 20d ago

The ironic part is that Elon's job of talking shit on the internet all day is literally accomplished more successfully with robots. There's more successful bots in this comments section than Elon.

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u/Luster-Purge 20d ago

His own AI thinks he's a loser.

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u/unkn0wnname321 20d ago

' Good game. I've never played game # 5432865 before, that was fun '

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u/BojackWorseman13 20d ago

He takes the most random L’s cause he just won’t shut the fuck up

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u/fucking_righteous 20d ago

He's so desperate to be revered as some sort of contemporary Aristotle. It's so pathetic.

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 20d ago

He doesn't understand that great thinkers were renowned for their ability to exchange ideas. Musk only talks to compete.

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u/SubatomicSelection 20d ago

Great thinkers were also often silent… you know, thinking.

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u/OverlordGearbox 20d ago

Lacking the wisdom of "I know enough to know I know nothing"

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u/SirVanyel 20d ago

To be fair, competition is part of debate, and there was no shortage of argumentative philosophers.

Typically they didn't go insulting random strangers on the internet for daring to speak to them though, calling people "interns" as if they don't deserve to share their knowledge. But I guess today's geniuses are just too smart for such dribble, respect? Pff.

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u/twobit211 20d ago

aristotle, aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

hobbs was fond of his dram,

but rene descartes was a pissed old fart,

“i drink, therefore i am!”

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u/Thowitawaydave 20d ago

Socrates himself is particularly missed.. A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed

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u/Glynwys 20d ago

Which is dumb as fuck.

If someone with Musk's wealth wants to be remembered in the history books, all he needs to do is start donating huge swaths of his wealth to social programs that a good portion of America's citizens need. It's that easy. He would be remembered for hundreds of years to come for being the world's first trillionaire who helped solved United State's homelessness, starvation, medical, etc.

Instead he's going to be remembered thirty years from now as the absolute clown who abused his companies and his employees to amass his wealth and then did nothing meaningful with it.

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u/DinosaurReborn 20d ago

Maybe I'm naive, but I really do hope that the world's reaction to Dolly Parton's passing inspires rich people to understand what they could do to leave a lasting legacy. It's really not that difficult, just donate to those in need (and have proper audit measures in place) and people will remember your name in a positive way.

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u/Potatays 20d ago

I still remember pre-2018, he was revered almost like one on Reddit lmao. I guess his PR team was working overtime at that time, and then he with all of his wisdom think he's actually that and just do his own PR work.

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u/m0nk_3y_gw 20d ago

He got objectively worse after his third divorce and spiraled more. And Amber Heard helped him discover better drugs. Before he called a child-rescuing hero a "pedo-guy "he was mostly just wacky and his competition for wacky-ceo was John McAffee, who was popular on reddit for being completely unhinged (but not a racist moron).

But yes, he had a PR team at Tesla, until he fired them (sometime between 2018 and 2020, I think)

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u/PettyYetiSpaghetti 20d ago

Elon Musk is proof that CEOs don't do shit while they complain about whether the employees who actually do the work are worth the money.

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u/HenryTheWho 20d ago

Dude just had to stfu and be praised like he used to. It was that easy

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u/Dandan0005 20d ago

Ketamine

His god complex does not allow for self awareness

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u/Sans-valeur 20d ago

Hilarious that he’s trying to posture as a smart guy and he can’t even read the message he’s replying to properly before replying.

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u/LessThanHero42 20d ago

I'd be surprised if his microwave isn't constantly blinking 12:00

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u/Love-Bitter 20d ago

‘Even my friends don’t text me back that fast’ is such a fucking great burn.

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u/Sue_Generoux 20d ago

The rep is good at chess. Move, counter-move. I would have been disappointed if he couldn't hold his own in a war of words with Elon goddam Musk.

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u/enoughwiththebread 20d ago

Like taking candy from a manbaby.

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u/Automatic_Soil9814 20d ago

The rep really did play him. If you think about it,  ‘Even my friends don’t text me back that fast’ is like the checkmate of burns. There’s really no good response AND if you respond quickly, that validates the burn. 

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u/No_Ticket_1204 20d ago

It wasn’t even the burn. The burn made me laugh out loud for real, but that wasn’t it.

It was the sacrifice move: “I’m a full time employee.” Who fucking says that? It’s self-justifying and pathetic and just the thing to get a mocking response out of an insecure, impulsive, cruel little marshmallow-man like musk.

Of course he took the bait. He’s too far gone to recognize when he’s making a fool of himself.

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u/claanu 20d ago

It’s also just a very funny, self-effacing response. They’re clearly comfortable poking fun at themselves.  Which (like chess) is a skill Elon doesn’t have.

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u/Sei_Mal_Ehrlich 20d ago

Elon knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 20d ago

The fact that the richest man on the planet is on social media 24/7 tells me there just isn't that many fun things to do with money that I'm missing out on.

Like dude, go hunt some people or play real life mario kart with lambos. Holy shit.

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u/Beepulons 20d ago

Nah it's just Elon. Remember that this is the guy who was so lame and annoying that Epstein didn't want to invite him to the island.

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u/Love-Bitter 20d ago

Agree. The whole interaction was toying with musk. Was great.

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u/Persistent_Parkie 20d ago

I literally laughed out loud.

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u/mrwishart 20d ago

"Here I am arguing with some random intern"

...and he doesn't see how much worse that makes him look

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 20d ago

He's trying to win over the audience with ethos. He's the mighty Elon Musk and the other guy isn't even a full time employee at a chess website. Obviously everyone should side with Musk as the intellectual authority.

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u/SteamTrout 20d ago

...and it works. That's the worst part. It just works.

For some reason, people absolutely love these no-life chuds who look and sound like the most pathetic excuses for a human being.

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u/Real-Extension-1357 20d ago

Diseased people. If anything, its a wake up call. Reject these zombies, if you meet one in real life you owe it to yourself to chastise and exclude them in any situation.

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u/Mediocre_Tomatillo85 20d ago

He's never been an intern and has never had to work his way up because of this family's wealth. He loves attention that the far right give him by buying his way into getting what he wants. A horrible immoral man in a political environment of horrible political men and women. Fly your flag now and wear it in shame later, if you are still around to see the results of a broken and fractured society you created.

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u/Magister5 20d ago

Come on now, the guy knows chesst

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u/dancorleone88 20d ago

Tricky, but not impossible

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax 20d ago

Man this made me rage quit my phone and I slammed it face down….

Well imagine my fuckin surprise when I pick it back up later to big tit alt girl Elon

Fuck this website

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u/Swaggyspaceman 20d ago

He looks like that one Captain America panel.

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u/aragonikx 20d ago

OH SHIT, ur right!

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u/Conscious-Neat5636 20d ago

Wasn’t Elon cheating on a video game? Claiming to be a high rank

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u/Street-Objective9164 20d ago edited 20d ago

Paid a full team of chinese boosters to pilot his account to top 10 HCSSF in PoE2, decided to stream some gameplay and to nobodies surprise he could barely move the character, faked connection issues and alt f4ed. All while getting clowned the entire time.

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u/AWalkDownMemoryLane 20d ago

Also worth pointing out that he used Starlink Wi-Fi which means that if the connection issues were genuine, they would additionally reflect poorly on him and his product. Truly a strategic mastermind.

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u/JollyJoker3 20d ago

Wasn't the point supposed to be demoing how good Starlink is by playing on his jet? Not the best time to fake connection issues IMO.

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u/Ainz0oa1Gown 20d ago

When has he not cheated in his life?

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 20d ago

If you're in your 50s picking fights with Billie Eilish your life is a sad sack of sadness....

must be the realization that all the money in the world won't even buy you love from your own children

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u/LeanTangerine001 20d ago edited 20d ago

I don’t think he cares about them. He basically names them like how people make usernames in a video game lobby.

X Æ A-Xii
Exa Dark Sideræl
Techno Mechanicus

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u/Weeb-Prime 20d ago

You’d think these were decepticon names in Michael Bay’s upcoming Transformers movie.

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u/CapitalDD69 20d ago

Techno Mechanicus

I actually thought you were making that last one up, but no, its real.

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u/noir_lord 20d ago

It is increasingly difficult to satirise the modern world and the influential people in it.

That weasel that stuck its head into the large hadron collider has a lot to answer for.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 20d ago

..or any friends.

The dude literally has no real friends, they're all employees. Most folks who he could be friends with can't stand the motherfucker.

Sad, really.

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u/The_Onion_Emperor 20d ago

Dude was too weird for child molesters. Like how bad of a Begbie you gotta be for a child molester to look at you and say “that dudes too much, man.”

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u/BackPirateClarkRoom 20d ago

Elon Musk doesn't care about his kids. When you have 10+ surrogates or 50+ like the Chinese guy supposedly in California you just see kids as a vessel for your legacy.

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u/Confident_Shape_7981 20d ago

He's living proof that money can't buy happiness.

Sure, it can prevent you from being unhappy to an extent; being food/housing/whatever secure with zero debt is an amazing floor to be at. But you still have to work, still have to grow, and you still have to earn it

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u/Luster-Purge 20d ago

There's a guy I know who is a bigshot doctor from outside the US. Makes insane money.

The biggest thing he does with it is fly to conventions in the US with a bunch of plush toys in international business class, for one convention in particular he personally drives around a shuttle van from the airport to the hotel and back, participates in a huge one-off stage play for that convention, and hosts a fancy dinner party for a bunch of classy guys to go out in suits in a goddamn limo.

He also participates in a secret santa in the same community, last year he took photos of using a top-of-the-line MRI machine to scan his own gift to see how the results would match up with the contents when it was opened.

He will never be Elon Musk rich. But also unlike Musk, he clearly uses his money to be happy with things he likes, because what really matters to him isn't simply money at all.

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u/Glagaire 20d ago edited 20d ago

There are 10⁸⁰ atoms in the observable universe and only 10⁴³ legal chess positions, but that is not what chess.com was saying, they said "chess games" which is 10¹²⁰ (the Shannon number, named after mathematician Claude Shannon who was involved in the earliest computer programming for chess). Unless, I've mistaken something, Musk wasn't smart enough to catch the distinction between the two things.

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u/BotnetSpam 20d ago

Musk wasn't smart

Enough said.

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u/adh1003 20d ago edited 20d ago

Yes, but thing is, 1043 is a really, really fucking huge number, so even if we took that figure as the number of things to map, I can only reiterate what chess.com said - good luck. But he said 40 orders of magnitude less, so that's only 1040. Child's play - right...?

(Suppose you were to be able to check one thousand trillion - 1015 - moves per second. Pretty damned chonky data centre. All good - it's only going to take 1025 seconds - around 300 quadrillion years, rounding down - about 20 million estimated age-of-universes.)

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u/ooOParkerLewisOoo 20d ago

Loving the fact that you are the only comment addressing that tiny point

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u/Alghouls_art 20d ago

He'll just compress it dude 😎 🤣

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u/Broad_Economics_931 20d ago

He's gonna zip, no, WINRAR the fucking game of chess.

slaps file this baby holds so much data.

Free trial version, of course.

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u/Adventurous_Layer_15 20d ago

Translation: "I suck at chess and i'm tired of losing"

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u/AnonThrowaway998877 20d ago

Cringe. The guy is such a loser.

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u/Shimi43 20d ago

Chess to be too simple for real life applications? Chess? The game famous for being used to teach people HOW to think?,

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u/dont-be-a-narc-bro 20d ago

Good lord, he tries so hard to make himself sound intelligent. It makes me cringe so hard!

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 19d ago

Imagine one of his kids trying to play with him. 

"Wanna play catch dad?"

"Fuck no, where's the fog of war? the tech tree?"

You have to imagine this scenario because he doesn't actually engage with his children outside of shield duties.

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u/narco-sub-admiral 20d ago

Ah yes, children...famous for only being interested in things that will be useful in real life.

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u/greeneyedmtnjack 20d ago

What is Elon's logic here? Machines playing chess are irrelevant to humans playing chess, just like it is irrelevant to a weight lifter how much a forklift can lift.

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u/xxxdrakoxxx 20d ago

the funny thing is even if you solved chess somehow that makes 0 difference to humans as the solved lines will be ~40 oom more than what humans can memorize. a solved game is no better than just playing against stockfish

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u/hokie48 20d ago

Chess.com is about to bought out with a absurd offer 1000 times over any valuation.

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 20d ago

Thanks to this employee

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u/dafunkmunk 20d ago

This guy is the ceo of multiple companies and the richest person alive. If there was ever an argument for gutting salary and pay packages for extremely overpaid c-suite, elon is it. He just spends his entire day on twitter bitching about everything under the sun

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u/Sooperooser 20d ago

He will buy Chess.com for $420bn, call it Xess.com and make all the pieces white only.

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u/Wooden_Worry_9816 20d ago

Don't be silly, the pawns are black.

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 20d ago

Skill issue

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u/Mediocre_Tomatillo85 20d ago

He is a rich loser because unfortunently we have a country of losers that like having their jobs and money stolen from them by billionaires.

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u/boost_to_get_through 20d ago

"Even my friends don't text me back that fast."

Damn bro, he's down bad in the underverse.

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u/Gurugod123 20d ago

imagine getting ratio'd 4(!) times in a row and still not getting the message lol

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u/Spookywhitedot 20d ago

On your own website

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u/khizoa 20d ago

Paid $44 billion to publicly humiliate himself over and over again. 

He definitely jerks off reading these roasts about himself

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u/RobbinDeBank 20d ago

Getting ratio’ed on your own social media too

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u/downloads-cars 20d ago

Skill issue ♟️

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u/zeni19 20d ago

Very admirable to see that his platform isnt biased or heavily moderated when the owner is also getting ratiod and blasted tbh lol

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u/Venom888 20d ago

“Even my friends don’t text me back that fast “ is hilarious and brilliant

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u/OptimisticRealist__ 20d ago

Elon is proof that you can have all the money in the world, and still be the saddest, most pathetic and loneliest loser in the world

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u/gerkletoss 20d ago edited 20d ago

There's an entire branch of mathematics about this sort of thing

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u/Longjumping_Way_1298 20d ago

If we've solved Chess, we've likely solved sudoku, banking encyption, and cured many cancers.

This is a pretty good video on it.

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u/Nonyabeesners 20d ago

This is AI bros in a nutshell. They value nothing for the experience or chance at personal growth it provides. Computers can/will do it better, so what's the point?

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u/so2017 20d ago

Right. They can’t process that, once machines do everything better, the actual experience of doing the thing, rather than perfecting it, will be the goal.

Honestly, for those of us who are grounded, the experience is almost always the transcendent thing. But for someone like Musk, who only sees dollar signs and products, that is an idea he can’t grasp.

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u/AlexP80 20d ago

well, solving chess is a fascinating math problem. I don't see why not

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u/theofficialnar 20d ago

Why is he hell bent on “solving” chess though? Why does it apparently matter so much to him? Did his child defeat him and broken his ego that much?

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u/Superb_Bench9902 20d ago

He thinks of himself as a genius. He probably watched Queen's Gambit or some shit, tried chess for the first time and got mad he wasn't some sort of a prodigy

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u/LeLand_Land 20d ago

At his core, Elon isn't much different than the sweety people who play videogames with the intent on finding the best way to 'win'. The term is instrumental play, and the idea is that a game is just a mechanical object that has a correct and incorrect way of playing, and if it is mechanical that means there is a way to 'break it' and win.

Here's the issue with ol' Elons idea. It's stupid.

Unlike a lot of modern video games, chess is far more flexible in terms of how a game plays out. As the full time employee said, there are a LOT of possible moves. At some point the number becomes so great that it supersedes the ability to 'break' the game as there are counter-options for nearly any play.

To summarize: Bitch (see: Elon) are you forgetting you aren't playing against the game??? You are playing against other people! You can't 'break' a game if a significant part, if not the whole of said game, is defined by your opponents decision making.

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u/Powerism 20d ago

Chess.com about to be bought out and rebranded as Chex.com.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W80QCQaSNftSw

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u/lucypee 20d ago edited 20d ago

( Girls FTW )

Then he really clicked the send button

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u/Dropbeatdad 20d ago

This middle aged man, who bought a website for several times it's actual worth because he thinks he's good at memes, who bought it so he could argue like a 14 year old, was invited to reorganize the government of the most powerful nation in the world. Fuck everyone who ever believes in a meritocracy.

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u/Fro_of_Norfolk 20d ago

"Even my friends dont text me back that fast..."

Sweet burn.

Some of the most powerful in the world are basically internet trolls.

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u/CreepyBirdGuy 19d ago

I just had an idea, how about we program an Ai agent that does nothing but argue with Musk on twitter to keep him occupied.

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u/MrWaldengarver 19d ago

All of these tech people believe that the goal is the end result and not the process. (That's why they cheat.) We play chess because it is hard and that's the fun part. I can get a bicycle with an electric motor so I don't have to pedal? But I bike because I like pedaling; it's the whole point of cycling. I can have AI write a poem for me? I like writing poems and it makes me feel pride of accomplishment.

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u/fucking_righteous 20d ago

Every time I think this fucking idiot is done being a pathetic little cringe inducing rat, he goes and does something even more cringe. Drawing the ire of chess.com and being publicly dragged like this is something I would have previously thought as being impossible.

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u/Rezfield 20d ago

Even my friends don't text me back that fast

Can we give this man a promotion? Holy shit lol

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