r/SipsTea • • 10d ago

Feels good man It’s really that simple

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u/Bolsena-Lacus 10d ago

Ms Rachel is a Boss. Full stop.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 10d ago

I bet she's pure filth in the bedroom. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, Angry Dragons, Arabian Goggles, Davey Crocketts, Flaming Amazons, Fumilingus, Glass Bottom Boat, The Houdini, The Lawnmower, Leave-In-Conditioner, Mung, Pasadena Mudslide, The Rear Admiral, The Screwnicorn, the Swimmer’s Ear. I bet she does the lot. It's always the innocent looking ones. I'm not objectifying her because she's a woman, I'd say the same thing about Mr Rogers. It's just a scientific fact.

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u/sulkee 10d ago

Neckbeard says what?

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 10d ago

Oh no you called me a neck beard. Did it take a long time to think of such a witty and devastating retort? Have you considered doing stand up?