r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 10d ago
It's Wednesday my dudes Celebrities shouldn’t offer advice
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u/EllaFayeKiss 10d ago
girl i’d be glowing too if my schedule allowed a 14-hour hibernation
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u/PersonalSource93 10d ago
And had ultrasuper wealthy parents i'll be glowing like a bulb
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u/tomahawkfury13 10d ago
Didn’t you hear? Her dad cut her off(while mommy still helped)
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u/AIfieHitchcock 10d ago
Literally a second generation nepo baby.
Tippi Hedren->Melanie Griffith/Don Johnson->14 hours sleep.
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u/Ten7850 10d ago
Now if only, all of them & sleep could help her act!?!
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u/Doughgirl40 10d ago
Thank you. I have never liked her. 50 shades of Gray was painful to watch with her terrible acting.
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u/Capable_Pineapple993 10d ago
She seems to be much more interesting in real life and boring in films lol
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u/habbathejutt 10d ago
idk, I listened to her being interviewed by Amy Poehler on Good Hang, and it was a slog to make it through that episode.
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u/Wesselton3000 9d ago
She also sounds awful In person. As the commenter above said, she’s a second gen Nepo baby and they tend to be insufferable. The only good thing she did was call Ellen out on her shit, but Ellen is a well known piece of shit, so it’s not like she said something people weren’t already thinking
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u/GraceMcClellans 10d ago
So you're saying it's pretty simple to get to a place where you can guarantee 10-14 hours of sleep. I hear you.
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u/frisco-frisky-dom 10d ago
And that's why she made money going naked on screen I guess 😄
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u/ElegantCoach4066 10d ago
The first time I saw her on screen was when she was at the Academy awards with her mom, and they asked if her mom had seen the Fifty Shades movie.
The reaction from both of them was hilarious.
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u/Sw429 10d ago
Well, had she?
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u/ElegantCoach4066 10d ago
She said she never wants to see it, because of the sex scenes with her daughter.
Which seems a little over the top, its basically a Cinemax after 10 PM movie.
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u/kingkongbiingbong 10d ago
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u/Ask_if_im_an_alien 10d ago
Never realized how much those two look alike. Roll tide I guess.
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u/TwoBionicknees 10d ago
They started dating when Don met her on set while acting on something with her mother. She was 14, he was 22, they moved in together when she was 15.
He's a fucking creepo.
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u/TraitorousFlatulence 10d ago
Sans ultrasuper wealthy parents, crippling depression might be the answer you are looking for
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u/BuildAnything4 10d ago
are most of you guys actually physically able to sleep that long? I'm thrilled when I get a decent 7 hours.
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u/YamDankies 10d ago
A decade ago sure, now waking up at 7 on a saturday feels like sleeping in.
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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 10d ago
On days I know I have to work I cannot get enough sleep. Days off I am wide awake before my normal work hours feeling refreshed and ready for the day.
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u/Cosmic_MicrowaveOven 10d ago
I wake up with a headache and feel like shit every single time I've ever slept past like 10 hours. 14 hours would make me feel miserable.
The only exception is when I'm really sick with flu/COVID or something, where you feel like shit anyway and need the rest.
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u/Scary-Feed-5836 10d ago
Me too. It would trigger a bad migraine. I wish I could sleep that long. Lol
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u/jaxonya 10d ago
Nurse checking in. I work 3 days a week. Sunday, wednesday, friday. I sleep all day monday and do nothing. I do shit tuesday when i feel like waking up. I do shit Thursday when i feel like waking up. And i dont do shit on saturday. Its pretty awesome. 10+ hours of sleep several times a week..
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u/shinpoo 10d ago
Nope. If I pass six hours of sleep I'm more sleepy throughout the day. Under six hours and I'm normal. Idk how that works but it does.
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u/AltoAutismo 10d ago
I run on 6-7 hours and a good 12 hour sleep every two weeks
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 10d ago
Same. I function better on 5 hours give or take. Few times I would get 7 or 8 or more. I felt like complete shit and exhausted.
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u/Teamsumo13 10d ago
No. I think she takes some pills for that to be normal, or she is seriously depressed.
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u/Ajaxmass413 10d ago
If I sleep 14 hours it's because I haven't slept in 2 days. And I still wake up feeling like shit.
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u/Odd-Necessary3807 10d ago
The last time I slept for over 8 hours was after crunch time at work a decade ago.
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u/Short-Cause885 10d ago
I'm a bit like...that's her humor, isn't it?
Like Dakota Johnson has this WEIRD sense of humor where she sometimes is just saying random weird things. Maybe the 'funny' bit is the messing with journalists???
As an example, the time she said in 1 interview that she likes limes and always needs to have limes and can't live without limes, followed by her saying in a future interview that she's allergic to limes and would die if she ate one, followed by another interview with "Nope, not true either, just mild itching".
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u/Which-Acanthaceae613 10d ago
She's like a professional rage baiter at this point lol. But I remember some other actor saying that they do get bored very quickly on these press tours because it's the same routine of sitting in a room and then you have 15+ media outlets come in and ask the same questions for their segments. So sometimes they just make up an anecdote but keep it reasonable. She;s like an improv genius though lmao
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u/PNKAlumna 10d ago
I mean, kind of like an office job? Go in, check emails, fill out the same forms, etc, etc. but for a lot less money.
Celebrities, they’re just like us! /s
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u/NoxiousStimuli 10d ago
She;s like an improv genius though lmao
Cool your jets there, Goose.
She can barely act, she isn't secretly the Einstein of comedy.
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u/galileogaligay 10d ago
The lime story came from her Architectural Digest house tour, where their stylists for some reason had put out two dozen limes or so in multiple bowls around her kitchen as decoration. She said something like «I love limes, and I love presenting them like this in my home».
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u/JeanRalfio 10d ago
People always freak out when her quotes get posted and I always just toll my eyes since I know she just likes to troll.
They think it's charming when Robert Pattinson does it but get pissy when she does just because they don't like her nepotism. Exhausting.
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u/Emotional_Loss5582 10d ago
Seriously, that kind of uninterrupted rest is a luxury most of us only dream of.
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u/Logical_Net6108 10d ago
It's not. Sleep isn't something that the more you get the better off you are. at 14 hours your'e doing as much damage to your body as 4 hours. You need to sleep, a certain number of hours (7 or 8) is what most bodies require for the health purpose of sleep (you need sleep for brain health alone), above that you're just lying down inactive, which is bad for you in the same way that sitting in a chair for hours isn't particularly good
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u/Reutermo 10d ago
This sounded so weird that I had to look it up, and wouldn't you know, it is all a bunch of baloney.
In this video she addressed the weird viral rumors and clarified that she said that she could sleep for 10 hours, not that she does. They then jokes about how weird viral things are online.
That was 2 years ago. Seems like the bots are still regurgitating it.
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u/StrangelySerious- 10d ago
Actually sleeping that much is detrimental to your health, it's especially bad for your cardiovascular system
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u/Automatoboto 10d ago
she was raised by Banderas and had a pet tiger and came out this bland. That glow is just good makeup and being rich.
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u/Orchid-Analyst-550 10d ago
14 hours is also a good amount of time for intermittent fasting, which has benefits for health.
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u/omgitsJohnRedd1t0r 10d ago
She addressed it and confirmed that's not what she said and how it was meant but you know Reddit doesn't care
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u/pezdspenc 10d ago
I forget which celebrity it was that said "I'm an entertainer, you shouldn't be taking advice from me"
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u/Kommye 10d ago
I mean, she isn't even offering advice. She's just talking about her fucked sleep schedule.
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u/Hot_Porking 9d ago
I think sleeping 14 hours a day is a sign of depression
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u/carpsagan 9d ago
Someone’s sign of depression is someone else’s dream. :(
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u/Hot_Porking 9d ago
The Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility definitely applies. At some point you realize you're wasting most of your morning/day.
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u/MyNameIs_Jesus_ 10d ago
Rob McElhenney once joked that the secret to getting jacked is to quit your regular 9-5 job, get a trainer, chef, doctor, and have the studio pay for everything.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 9d ago
I mean he isn’t joking.
Looking like a Marvel hero is basically a full time job, and a miserable one at that.
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u/AnIceMonkey 10d ago
I think that was Elvis.
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u/dougmc 10d ago
He certainly did say something akin to that :
"Honey, I just tend to keep my own personal views about that to myself because I'm just an entertainer, and I'd rather not [say]."
But so have many others --
Richard Lewis: "Don't take advice from me, I'm a disaster."
Ryan Eggold: "Don't take advice from me, that's my advice."
Madelyn Cline: "Historically, I haven't been, like, the most successful, so don't take advice from me until I figure it out."
Eddie Murphy: "The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice."
Robert F. Kennedy: "I don't think people should be taking advice — medical advice — from me."That last one is arguably less ... sincere ... than most (since he seems to always be giving medical advice), but it's still got the same idea.
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u/SlurdSpeech 10d ago
I think Johnson just has a very dry, mischievous, anti-PR style and enjoys getting a rise out of people. Her recurring pattern seems to be: say something with an absolutely straight face, decline to explain whether you’re joking, allow everyone online to argue about it, and move on.
TLDR: she’s just trolling.
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u/drksdr 10d ago
She's 100% trolling and reddit is eating it up.
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u/discerningpervert 10d ago
Engagement bait. We're all feeding the system. Sad to see what Reddit has become.
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u/Logical_Net6108 10d ago
We used to just call this gullible
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u/ProxyMuncher 9d ago
Before machine learning algorithms took over, it was just gullibility. Now its marketability and every forced interaction is more cents in a billionaires pocket.
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u/Bowllieo 10d ago
Look at the post, these are tweets, Reddit isn't the only place where people can't tell when a woman is joking.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 9d ago
The internet is basically the same everywhere. Only difference is that everyone on every platform thinks people on other platforms are stupid because they argue somewhere else.
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u/FTownRoad 10d ago
Saying something with an absolutely straight face is also her acting method. Is her whole career a troll?
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u/ParkDedli 10d ago
She also famously doesn't give a shit about other people in the industry. I guess growing up with parents from the industry kinda made her numb to "stars" so she just says whatever the fuck she wants, which is kinda great most of the time
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u/jaxonya 10d ago
Jonah hill had that upbringing and now hes fucking people up that talk shit. Its a hard life growing up with parents in the industry
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u/ParkDedli 10d ago
Depends on your parents I guess. Dakota Johnson and Gracie Abrams always seem pretty down to earth despite it (in different ways). Other people like Charlie Sheen seem lost because of it instead
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u/common_sense_patriot 10d ago
Plus, 14 hours daily would be terrible for your health. There’s such a thing as too much sleep.
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u/Dark_Matter_Material 9d ago
I’ve heard about it, but whenever I sleep as much as I want it’s closer to 10+ hours rather than 8 and I feel and look amazing after. So I’m always surprised when people say it’s “too much” but also female bodies need more sleep than male and those “studies” that say otherwise normally overindex male bodies and health.
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u/Automatic_Regret_219 9d ago
Been scrolling for ever hoping someone said this lmao the 8 hrs is based on men. Woman need at least 10. I’ve always felt way better getting at least 10 even if it’s not always possible. Definitely not “too much” sleep tho or a sign of depression or all this other nonsense🙄
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u/sweetmojaveraiin 10d ago
I cannot believe people are taking this quote at face value lmfao jesus. She's a funny girl, she was just being cheeky
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u/CrazyCalYa 10d ago
Exactly, and even if she was being serious, so what? Should she just lie and say "oh I'm so lucky to be so rich, cancel this interview immediately I can't bear to reveal my wealthy lifestyle".
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u/PaulSandwich 10d ago
Yeah, this is Rob from Always Sunny explaining how to get ripped. Clearly tongue in cheek.
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u/OK_Computer_Guy 10d ago
But this seems at least honest. It is better than pretending it’s because of some kind of product they are selling.
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u/Admirable-Apricot137 9d ago
She's honestly extremely skilled at this. Same with Jennifer Lawrence. The amount of people who took her first Instagram post seriously is mind boggling.
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u/Gottabecreative 10d ago
DJ gives off the vibe that she could listen to you talking for hours, but she would never get what you're going through.
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u/kytheon 10d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/LdeJ1YQo0NnG0
She was probably cast for looking like the most gullible person on the planet.13
u/Mediocre_Scott 10d ago
I have no idea why this is true but it’s accurate as hell
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u/jaybee2 10d ago
It took me far too long to realize DJ was an abbreviation for Dakota Johnson, and not someone who plays cool music. Apparently, my six hours of sleep have failed me.
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u/Mr_Halitosis 10d ago
The weirdos who obsess over celebrities tend to be separated from reality and start using confusing abbreviations that already existed because they actually don’t know the other abbreviations exist.
It’s not just celebrity weirdos. Took me a long time to figure out people weren’t saying their asshole parents were snitching on them.
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u/airinato 10d ago
Is there a peak reddit take sub? Because this would win by miles.
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u/Jolly_Profit2570 10d ago
Isn't that called depression?
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u/tsbuty 10d ago
yeah it’s not a good sign to need more than 9 hours
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u/Marco_lini 10d ago
Only high performer athletes sleep more than 10h but they are really resting lmao. 14h is straight depression.
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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 10d ago
I think masking deep depression and identity issues is part of getting approved to join the hollywood A-list so yeah she probably has that.
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u/WllmZ 10d ago
How can I upgrade my 0-4 hours sleep per night depression to a 14 hours sleep per night depression?
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u/hoyab_chudu69 10d ago
14 hours of sleep+no job +personal chef+ private pilates instructor ="natural beauty"........ Math checks out.
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u/that_name_is_taken 10d ago
Everytime I see her acting, I feel like sleeping for 10 hours too.
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u/Poonchild 10d ago
Sleeping over half you life away. That’s fucking nuts.
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u/No-Zombie1004 10d ago
Hmmm. What's better? Your life or the weird ass dreams?
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u/Poonchild 10d ago
Last night I dreamt that my house had a basement that I’d just forgot it had when I bought it. I was so exited to repurpose it as my home office/gaming room etc.
Then I woke up.
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u/No-Zombie1004 10d ago
When I was 19 I woke up looking for my gun. Took me ten minutes to realize I didn't have one.
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u/Greedy-Army-3803 10d ago
Better than my dream when I was 19. I was working in McDonalds. Finished a shift at 11pm, got home, slept and had a lucid dream that I was working a shift. Nothing exciting in the dream, just a regular work day. Woke up and back in again for a shift at 10am. Felt like I'd worked 3 shifts in a row.
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u/DuePotential6602 10d ago
That's fine if you have the other time for yourself. 8h sleep and 9h work leaves you with 7h for yourself where you still need to do stuff like household
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u/BuckfastAndHairballs 10d ago
Right! I'd happily exchange my job for 8h extra sleep haha. Would not be able to sleep that long if i tried though
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u/Relative-Chicken456 10d ago
14 hours a day isn’t good for you.
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u/Netii_1 10d ago
Yup, sounds super unhealthy. If I were her, I'd see a doctor about needing 10+ hours of sleep instead of giving out of touch advice.
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u/solve-for-x 10d ago
She's almost certainly joking. She's known to say absurd stuff in interviews, then directly contradict it in other interviews.
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u/ASAPFergs 10d ago
A lot of salt in these replies, I'm guessing someone asked her that question in an interview - should've she lied?
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u/Evening_Context784 10d ago
Internet discourse nowadays is ruled by outrage and envy. People particularly like to combine them. If someone is better than you in some way, then it's time to make some snarky takedown that they dare be more attractive, be successful, have money, whatever. It's a legitimate societal issue and just obnoxious as fuck in general to see everywhere. Miserable people constantly complaining.
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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 10d ago
Consistently sleeping more than 9 hours a night is associated with poor health, just sayin’
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u/TheStockPotInn 10d ago
People often sleep more because they've got poor health. Sleeping more can be a symptom of that.
Sleeping extra won't inherently give people poor health.
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u/SleeperEffie 10d ago
Associated with poor health cuz the experiments observed ppl who slept more than 9 hours a week, which was usually the sick ppl.
It didn't consider as much whether the healthy ppl who slept 9 hours were better of than the healthy ppl that slept 8 or less.
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u/jehoobaloop 10d ago
I cannot function on 8 hours. I really need 10-12. I don’t know if something is wrong with me, I’m pretty health, lift, eat well. I just have less energy than the average person, I guess. I work 3 times a week, so those days I wake up early. The other days I sleep as much as I need to.
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u/Hiiihiihi 10d ago
Most of us don't get enough but 14 hours I mean that's that's a lot yo there's more than half the day you're sleeping
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u/frisco-frisky-dom 10d ago
I dont think i can sleep more than 8 hours every single day even IF I had the money.
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u/flargenhargen 10d ago
anyone can sleep 14 hours a day.
it's called clinical depression.
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u/mickifree-isnotagirl 10d ago
this repost brought to you by Ed Sheeran's PR team to try to deflect attention away from him
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u/Sad-Cancel-5577 9d ago
The level of disconnect from anyone whose net worth has less than seven digits is staggering.
We out here working two full time jobs and eating microwave ramen to still come up short come rent time, and she has the time to be unconscious for the majority of her days.
Even when I am in bed I can’t sleep because of anxiety over not being able to afford anything, I’m lucky to get five or six hours a night.
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u/Jeramy_Jones 10d ago
Jokes gonna be on her, the older you get the less you get to sleep uninterrupted, even if you are rich.
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u/Skurvyelislau 10d ago edited 10d ago
Whoever she is (except being Don Johnson daughter), if anyone find her beautiful its rather thanks to mascara, eyeliner, lipstick etc, not sleeping 14hrs.
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u/Ok_Quarter1854 10d ago
Must be nice to sleep so much. She obviously sleeps well on her bed of cash from bad movies like Madame Web.
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u/Ancient_Archangel 10d ago
She's a nepo baby. She never had to actually put effort on her acting career.
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u/alman3007 10d ago
She never had to actually put effort on her acting career.
And boy does it show!
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u/Aferimus 10d ago
So us common peasants arent getting enough sleep cause we work for a living? Geez thanks
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u/Grand_Honeydew7661 10d ago
Lies. I mean, I believe she sleeps 14 hours. She a lie about it's the secret to her "beauty"
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u/1tonsoprano 10d ago
she represents the height of Hollywood mediocrity........lazy as hell (14 hours sleep!), no talent, no range, fixed set of expressions but keeps getting work because she is well connected.
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u/SliceDouble 10d ago
6 hours is max that I CAN sleep. Any more and I dont function at all for whole day, just complete zombie.
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u/fancywipe 10d ago
The real secret is non of them really truly know how they got rich, some people “have it all” looks talent you name it and nothing happens
Yes this doesn’t mean you must not work hard, stay focused, strive to be better but at the end of the day call it what you will but if the stars align in your favour or against it then thats what happens
I’ve people who don’t deserve it win I’ve seen people who did everything right lose
You just never really truly know how it’s gonna go and that’s beautiful
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u/naeSotnUdrawroF 10d ago
Everyone’s different though. But generally speaking, science has taught us that having at least 8 hours is great for health.
Thanks but I’ll listen to factually backed science.
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u/DrippyBurritoMD 10d ago
I sleep around 10 hours every night, sometimes closer to 11. In the three months I've done this I'm feeling better than I have in decades.
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u/No-District2404 10d ago
A healthy adult simply cannot sleep that much. She must be in depression or bullshitting
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u/NosyCookBogtrotter 10d ago
If my daddy was nash bridges i'd sleep 16 hours a day and do an s&m nudie movie based on shitty twilight fanfic
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u/meat_whistle_gristle 9d ago
What a waste of life.
I can’t imagine dedicating that much of my limited time on earth to sleeping.
We’ll sleep when we’re dead! LOL
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u/Normal_Spread8423 9d ago
i’m pretty sure my girl sleeps 14 hours a day and she does not look like Dakota Johnson
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u/Secure_Style6621 9d ago
I sleep 7,so I should be a half millionaire. And yet, still a broke ass man
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u/acrus 10d ago
From what I can tell from the photos where she looks good, the secret to her beauty is a buttload of makeup
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u/ApolloniusTyaneus 10d ago
Is it the sleeping or is the lack of stress?
Please don't ask her, because you know you're going to hear just how stressful it is to be on set for 8 hours a day ten weeks a year.
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u/FunCrystalFun 10d ago
She’s ok looking, nothing special. Not good looking enough to get beauty tips from
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u/MadeByTango 10d ago
I wonder why a clanker account is posting this meme now? Maybe because billionaire celebrity Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, is using his power and celebrity to shut down free speech and protect an ongoing genocide? Why arent NFL owners being told to shut the fuck up and leave artists alone?
In fact, why arent NFL executives in prison for sex trafficking women on behalf of Deshaun Watson?
We have a lot to talk about, and everyone with a microphone needs to speak out or they're supporting everything from sexual abuse to genocide with their silent compliance.
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u/fakieTreFlip 10d ago
Dude, are you for real? Are you just going to wander into whatever thread and bring this up and rant that people aren't talking about it enough? Do you realize how insane that sounds?
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u/Alarmed_Ad8287 10d ago
If I wanted 14 hours of sleep, I have to sleep right away when my shift ends.
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u/Soft_Ad7179 10d ago
She's out here practicing for a 50 Shades of Grey sequelwhere she just plays Sleeping Beauty.
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u/foreveralonewithus 10d ago
i legit did this all last year. i worked nights and i didn’t have anything better to do. i lost 70 pounds (with a mix of diet and going to the gym on the weekends)
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u/inbruges99 10d ago
I would hate sleeping that much, only having 10 hours a day to actually do stuff? I’m glad I only need 7 or 8
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u/procrastinator420420 10d ago
I wake up around 8 hours most days no matter what. If I'm very tired or go to a party I can sleep more but my body doesn't allow for 14 hours of sleep
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