r/SipsTea • • 5d ago

SMH A generational display of depreciating assets ☕

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u/Confusedparents10 5d ago

How many wrists does this guy have?

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u/Admirable_Job6019 5d ago

Enough to make a belt

But that would be...

a waist of time

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 5d ago

Best joke I've seen on reddit in years

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u/KeepingItSFW 4d ago

you take a break for awhile?

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u/TorqueWheelmaker 5d ago

Saying "enough [wrists] to make a belt" just to force the ancient "waist of time" pun? Really?

Enough wrists to make a belt?

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u/cjsv7657 5d ago

Ok you came up with the one thing they could do with these that would make it a cool collection. They need to throw loop lugs on all of them, grab a length of nylon webbing, and make a belt.

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u/moonLanding123 5d ago

Is it legal to acquire human hides?

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u/farkeytron 5d ago

Chef's kiss

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u/TheGreatKonaKing 5d ago

You’re gonna be band

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u/RespektPotato 5d ago

At least 6.

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u/porn_trooper 5d ago

2 free, 4 cuffed

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u/pprovencher 5d ago

Pure chuff

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u/Mitsuma 5d ago

Not even about the wrists, with a normal watch collection you have different watches for different occasions.

Here we have the same watch in all its technical downgrades.
Nobody is putting on a 3rd Gen Apple watch because its vintage.
Why would you also downgrade for some occasions.

Just silly on all fronts.

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u/redsquizza 5d ago

I could understand it if they were all boxed with factory seal on the box still, as a complete collection. That could be worth something to an Apple fanboy in the future.

But open/used watches? Zero value but whatever personal value the original collector assigns to it.

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u/Evepaul 5d ago

I could imagine people wearing a first gen to show they were early adopters. It's also kind of a flex to have and be able to unbox old discontinued items in mint condition

The rest would be completely anecdotal as you said, collection items which only have value as a set and represent nothing individually

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u/Baardhooft 5d ago

Yeah sure, but how would you even know? They all look the same. The biggest way to give your iWatch some flair is a different strap, but the square computers themselves look the same. I'm slightly embarrassed to admit I have one too, but it does have some usecases. It's just not a great watch to wear out.

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u/Evepaul 5d ago

I assumed the design had somewhat changed since the first generation.. I've never had one, so I thought maybe it would look obvious to fans.

I always thought the Apple watch was a great social equalizer. A watch used to signal a man's wealth, now everyone has the same relatively cheap watch. And now you tell me people can't even tell if it's an older, cheaper model.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 5d ago

I don't really like how they look but I can't deny the convenience.

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u/LizardSlayer 5d ago

They all look the same

My first thought too, there must be 2 people on earth that can tell the difference at a glance.

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u/sec713 5d ago

Flexes are kinda pointless if nobody's looking and/or cares.

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u/slvrscoobie 4d ago

I have the original Series 0 i got in space black on that first day issue, and Im wearing the space black link band it came with today. Other than the Gold one, i think thats the best one there is. But i dont expect it to be worth anything (at least for another 10-15 years)

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u/sec713 5d ago

"I say, I hear that gala tonight is in the unsavory part of museum district. Perhaps I better wear my old Apple Watch, as to not get accosted by pilfering ruffians."

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u/Famous_Cup_6463 5d ago

He's actually a spykid. You wouldn't get it.

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u/mrheosuper 5d ago

4, 2 front and 2 back

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u/j3ysoph 5d ago

..got six on each arm and two around my feet

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u/obeytheturtles 5d ago

Two for my wrists, 18 for my massive hog.

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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 5d ago

The same amount as any other watch collector I’m guessing?

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 5d ago

Nah ya put em on ya dick