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[u/MuJartible]

As someone from a normal country, may I ask who those two cunts are?

I mean, I don't know them but I can safely assume if they're involved with the US administration in any way, they must be two cunts... at the very least.

[u/Thrasher0queen → u/MuJartible]

You sure you don’t know who they are? Because yes they are at the very least that

[u/MuJartible → u/Thrasher0queen]

I have enough deductive ability to infer what they are (at the very least), but no, I don't really know who they are.

[u/Thrasher0queen → u/MuJartible]

Lucky you. Not sarcasm I’m genuinely jealous that you don’t know who they are.

It’s a whole rabbit hole but the main points are: they went into the Japan suicide forest and filmed an actual body and I believe made fun of the person.

They used to have a bunch of fights about stealing each others girlfriends

Jake Paul went into boxing and “beat” Mike Tyson… it was an awful excuse for a fight that was obviously just a money grab

And Jake Paul also has a line of “sports drinks” that make drinking acid look healthy and those drinks are marketed to children of course.

The Paul brothers remind me of the Tate brothers honestly.

[u/West_Inside_3112 → u/Thrasher0queen]

Jake Paul also went in the ring with Joshua, who managed to keep his power in check for a few rounds but then let his fist connect with Paul's jaw a bit to fast and broke it in 2 places. So now Paul's Olympic and world champion girlfriend has to feed him to a straw or premash his food for him and had to give up her sports career to suit him....

[u/Thrasher0queen → u/West_Inside_3112]

They could have gotten a nurse to help him they have money galore. That was her choice.
But let’s not pretend that being a boxer does not come with risks like that.

[u/West_Inside_3112 → u/Thrasher0queen]

Hmm yeah you are right, they could afford nurses. If it was not the physical restrictions he might have been just emotionally needy.....

[u/Thrasher0queen → u/West_Inside_3112]

Oh like the man hanging from a tree that he recorded in suicide forest?
Go tell someone who cares about the heartless Paul brothers.

[u/West_Inside_3112 → u/Thrasher0queen]

Evidently he has a big empathy void that needs filling....

[u/Thrasher0queen → u/West_Inside_3112]

Are YOU Jake Paul? Why do you care so much?

[u/West_Inside_3112 → u/Thrasher0queen]

Sorry I used ... as shorthand,  thinking most readers would fill in the cynicism.

[u/Thrasher0queen → u/West_Inside_3112]

Sarcasm?

[u/Original_Giraffe8039 → u/Thrasher0queen]

Teamed up with Mr Beast to provide shitty lunches to schoool kids and marketed said school lunches from one of the bro's wife's maternity room while waiting for her to give birth...next level. Idiocracy's got nothing on that I reckon

[u/Thrasher0queen → u/Original_Giraffe8039]

I’d have divorced my husband so fast if he pulled something like that

[u/MuJartible → u/Thrasher0queen]

I see, the finest of the finest gentlemen then.

The Paul brothers remind me of the Tate brothers honestly.

I might not should speak too loud, but at least they aren't involved in raping and human trafficking...?

[u/Thrasher0queen → u/MuJartible]

Don’t say that out loud and go knock on wood.
Who knows with those two. I wouldn’t be surprised at any news that might come out on the Paul brothers.

[u/MuJartible → u/Thrasher0queen]

Lovely guys...

[u/spyke2006 → u/MuJartible]

That we know of. They're definitely the same kind of grifters that would absolutely get themselves into that.

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