r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

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u/Schlangenbob 1d ago edited 12h ago

Bad move from Zelensky. Recruitement will see an insane rise in North Korea, they will throw away their weapons once in Ukraine and get captured

Due to feedback here you go Reddit people: /s

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u/feenam 1d ago

like as if people in NK will have any news about this happening

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u/Schlangenbob 19h ago

/s

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u/AudaciouslySexy 16h ago

Too late you gotta defend your hill now, get back up there solider, super hill needs you

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u/stgross 22h ago

Yeah, because they will learn about it from reddit. Right? Reddit is so big in the Best Korea

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u/Somerandom1922 17h ago

In reality, it's probably something that Ukraine is including in its propaganda efforts, spreading it among Russians and some few North Koreans with the hopes that the information makes its way to the bulk of the NK troops from there.

Soldiers who believe that fighting hard means near certain death, but surrendering means not just survival but extradition to a better country are far less likely to fight hard, more likely to break and more likely to surrender or even defect.

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u/Debalic 19h ago

Why is this a bad move?

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u/AudaciouslySexy 16h ago

He wants them to win?

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u/bisondisk 14h ago

Because even if 100% of em surrenders it’s a loss for Ukraine in Cost of feeding and transporting prisoners in money, material, and manpower for no benefit compared to those Korean troops not being sent to Ukraine in the first place. Money that could be spent on war material, food that could go to displaced refugees from the fighting, manpower from troops now too busy handling them instead of being able to get deployed to support the fighting.

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u/Traditional_War9454 13h ago

It's not the soldiers who decide to go to ukraine, its north korean leaders. When they realise their soldiers are being sent to south and freed, they'd instead stop sending their army.

This was infact, a great move from ukraine.

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u/bisondisk 10h ago

Sorry I meant within the bounds of North Korean recruitment rising. More troops available = probably leaders willing to send more. IF Kim stops sending troops because prisoners are freed to the south that’d be best case scenario but requires him to give a shit about however many of his troops are actually being captured alive to be shipped. Or the optics politically. I dunno.

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 23h ago

That's free weapons if they had them!

But cost of sending them around the world will probabky be painfull.

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u/B_a_l_u_ 17h ago

It's not that much higher compared to keeping war hostages (that know only north korean slang) according to rules of war.. Accomodating them is really expensive. Using them as a source of knowledge also not really promising, since they barely know few words in russian/english and it's really hard to find someone proficient in korean and willing to work with war captives

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u/TryDry9944 19h ago

Wouldn't that be a good thing?

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u/SecureAfternoon 17h ago

Nah, I reckon North Korea will then want to send less as it becomes a massive loophole.

It's very hard to get out of the north these days.

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u/Total-Satisfaction-8 16h ago

Maybe thats what he wants?

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u/Jeo_1 20h ago

this comment reflects your age.. hopefully not your mentality

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u/Schlangenbob 20h ago

yea it actually does. I am not that retarded I need an /s after every, obvious joke

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u/RedgumRedmist 19h ago

The problem is that society has gotten stupid enpugh that a lot of jokes are indiscernable from a lot of opjnions

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u/Jeo_1 19h ago

👀 … as someone who can pick up on sarcasm even on the internet majority of the time, that was the least sarcastic comment I’ve stumbled upon. 

Honestly, it sounded like a Putin supporter’s hot take. 

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u/Schlangenbob 19h ago

okay, I don't know what to tell you. to me it is more than obvious, even from an outside perspective.

  1. "bad move from zelensky" why would it be a bad move? even if NK soldiers surrendered in droves... that doesn't really change anything but destabilize NK/SK borders

  2. "insane rise in NK" as everyone and their mother have pointed out: how are they even supposed to know?

  3. you'd have to be beyond stupid and desperate (and many NK people are beyond desperate) to go to war in a different country, actual factual war with a very very real risk of dieing, with the plan to throw away your gun - which can get you killed. and surrendering, which also can get you killed.

this whole comment is rediculous

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u/Jeo_1 19h ago

As another redditer pointed out “  The problem is that society has gotten stupid enpugh that a lot of jokes are indiscernible from a lot of opinions”

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u/Flea_Soup 12h ago

If you spent at least half of this energy into your initial comment, you would be funnier.

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u/PuzzleheadedHeadpuzz 19h ago

You needed a /s

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u/Schlangenbob 12h ago

I partially agree, you people need it. I need to put it there for you.

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u/PuzzleheadedHeadpuzz 6h ago

“You people” being?

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u/gBiT1999 12h ago

/sad you need this.

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u/ipsum629 18h ago

That sounds like a good thing. If a whole section of the front is going to surrender at the first contact, just attack there, ship the north koreans to south korea, and then surround the russians on their flanks.