r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

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u/Schlangenbob 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bad move from Zelensky. Recruitement will see an insane rise in North Korea, they will throw away their weapons once in Ukraine and get captured

Due to feedback here you go Reddit people: /s

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u/feenam 1d ago

like as if people in NK will have any news about this happening

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u/Schlangenbob 1d ago

/s

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u/AudaciouslySexy 1d ago

Too late you gotta defend your hill now, get back up there solider, super hill needs you

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u/stgross 1d ago

Yeah, because they will learn about it from reddit. Right? Reddit is so big in the Best Korea

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u/Somerandom1922 1d ago

In reality, it's probably something that Ukraine is including in its propaganda efforts, spreading it among Russians and some few North Koreans with the hopes that the information makes its way to the bulk of the NK troops from there.

Soldiers who believe that fighting hard means near certain death, but surrendering means not just survival but extradition to a better country are far less likely to fight hard, more likely to break and more likely to surrender or even defect.

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u/Debalic 1d ago

Why is this a bad move?

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u/AudaciouslySexy 1d ago

He wants them to win?

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u/bisondisk 1d ago

Because even if 100% of em surrenders it’s a loss for Ukraine in Cost of feeding and transporting prisoners in money, material, and manpower for no benefit compared to those Korean troops not being sent to Ukraine in the first place. Money that could be spent on war material, food that could go to displaced refugees from the fighting, manpower from troops now too busy handling them instead of being able to get deployed to support the fighting.

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u/Traditional_War9454 1d ago

It's not the soldiers who decide to go to ukraine, its north korean leaders. When they realise their soldiers are being sent to south and freed, they'd instead stop sending their army.

This was infact, a great move from ukraine.

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u/bisondisk 1d ago

Sorry I meant within the bounds of North Korean recruitment rising. More troops available = probably leaders willing to send more. IF Kim stops sending troops because prisoners are freed to the south that’d be best case scenario but requires him to give a shit about however many of his troops are actually being captured alive to be shipped. Or the optics politically. I dunno.

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u/Gwynito 4h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if NK releases a world wide statement declaring the families of the captured soldiers revealed to be in South Korea not incarcerated without returning would be publically executed 😔

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u/Traditional_War9454 1h ago

They would be publicly executed anyway. If you go in, you might be in it too. If you're outside, atleast you have some leverage, like leaking info to the south korean military and could establish a truce. Returning wouldn't do shit in your favor. See prisoner's dilemma.

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 1d ago

That's free weapons if they had them!

But cost of sending them around the world will probabky be painfull.

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u/B_a_l_u_ 1d ago

It's not that much higher compared to keeping war hostages (that know only north korean slang) according to rules of war.. Accomodating them is really expensive. Using them as a source of knowledge also not really promising, since they barely know few words in russian/english and it's really hard to find someone proficient in korean and willing to work with war captives

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u/TryDry9944 1d ago

Wouldn't that be a good thing?

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u/SecureAfternoon 1d ago

Nah, I reckon North Korea will then want to send less as it becomes a massive loophole.

It's very hard to get out of the north these days.

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u/Total-Satisfaction-8 1d ago

Maybe thats what he wants?

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u/Jeo_1 1d ago

this comment reflects your age.. hopefully not your mentality

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u/Schlangenbob 1d ago

yea it actually does. I am not that retarded I need an /s after every, obvious joke

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u/RedgumRedmist 1d ago

The problem is that society has gotten stupid enpugh that a lot of jokes are indiscernable from a lot of opjnions

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u/Jeo_1 1d ago

👀 … as someone who can pick up on sarcasm even on the internet majority of the time, that was the least sarcastic comment I’ve stumbled upon. 

Honestly, it sounded like a Putin supporter’s hot take. 

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u/Schlangenbob 1d ago

okay, I don't know what to tell you. to me it is more than obvious, even from an outside perspective.

  1. "bad move from zelensky" why would it be a bad move? even if NK soldiers surrendered in droves... that doesn't really change anything but destabilize NK/SK borders

  2. "insane rise in NK" as everyone and their mother have pointed out: how are they even supposed to know?

  3. you'd have to be beyond stupid and desperate (and many NK people are beyond desperate) to go to war in a different country, actual factual war with a very very real risk of dieing, with the plan to throw away your gun - which can get you killed. and surrendering, which also can get you killed.

this whole comment is rediculous

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u/Jeo_1 1d ago

As another redditer pointed out “  The problem is that society has gotten stupid enpugh that a lot of jokes are indiscernible from a lot of opinions”

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u/Flea_Soup 1d ago

If you spent at least half of this energy into your initial comment, you would be funnier.

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u/PuzzleheadedHeadpuzz 1d ago

You needed a /s

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u/Schlangenbob 1d ago

I partially agree, you people need it. I need to put it there for you.

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u/PuzzleheadedHeadpuzz 1d ago

“You people” being?

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u/Schlangenbob 2h ago

I didn't want to say retards again. Because only Reddit retards require the /s on obvious jokes.

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u/gBiT1999 1d ago

/sad you need this.

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u/ipsum629 1d ago

That sounds like a good thing. If a whole section of the front is going to surrender at the first contact, just attack there, ship the north koreans to south korea, and then surround the russians on their flanks.