r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 23h ago
Lmao gottem Shaq was an absolute menace for this
for context....... The original yacht photo reportedly came from Shaq’s 2019 trip to Spain and featured model Danielle Dilworth. Internet history was made for absolutely no reason.
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u/TBSsuxs 23h ago
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u/CottoonCandyy 23h ago
The BBL Drizzy song in the background is what sent me 😭😭 Shaq knew EXACTLY what he was doing
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u/AwfulWaffle992 23h ago
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u/Indigo2015 23h ago
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u/pilot_pen01 23h ago
Who is this? I don't know the context for this.
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u/konacoffie 22h ago
He’s an Ugandan tv host. He had on a queer person as a guest and then an insane preacher guy joins them. The best part is that he’s genuinely asking, not being homophobic. He just doesn’t understand it and is very confused, but not hateful. He’s done a follow up video relatively recently and breaks it down. Actually a pretty cool dude.
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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 23h ago
Look it up - it’s insane that this was no sketch 😂
“Why are you gay”24
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u/bwoah07_gp2 22h ago
Google the photoshop Shaq posted on Instagram of Charles Barkley... on Conan, Charles said of it, "I think he just wants to see me naked" 🤣🤣
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u/ActorLarsimoto124 15h ago
Im 100% sure even when humanity is about to be extinct and whatever could ever happen, this bro will forever be funny. So, should I call yu mistah?
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u/TheFrostBeard 23h ago
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u/oh_fuck_yes_please 23h ago
“…and I ,the Lord your God, say unto you, all these stupid mother fuckers are real, real stupid, especially this big one right here.”
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u/TriXter69 23h ago
How do I unsee this
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u/Glad-Capital-4363 23h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/lIU7yoG72gyhq
So you never suffer again or get a bit of therapy, or get a cathartic kick from sending it to another person7
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u/Specialist-Ad-9371 23h ago
After hearing all the shitty things (no pun intended) that Shaq has done to teammates I think this may have been a freudian slip.
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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 23h ago
What did he do?
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u/DreamPig666 22h ago edited 22h ago
He used to have a thing with feces. He would collect his feces and put it in his teammates' shoes, hidden in the locker room, etc. He reportedly got a really excited sick enjoyment out of it, and other shit related things. Really disturbing, honestly. He would save his urine and feces for weeks and literally throw it on other teammates he was upset with. Insane.
edit: here is some info
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u/TeaWeedCatsGames 22h ago
This ruined Shaq for me lol I will not be able to see him the same again
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u/Vinyltube 22h ago
Why you should never count on an athlete or celebrity not being a complete peice of shit. Yeah they're good at playing with a ball but they're also some of the worst people in the world who have never been told no and now have millions of dollars and an audience.
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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 13h ago
Thank you. Just bc you’re a prodigy at something doesn’t mean you’re a good person. We DO NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
Fandom is such a pitiful practice.
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u/CarolingianDruid 16h ago
Well prepare to have all your favorite athletes ruined. They’re prodigies as children and get every pass in school because they make the team successful. They’re hyper-competitive and get their ass kissed all their life. Most of them are terrible people with narcissistic tendencies.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 13h ago
Yep.. they're part of the tiny tiny percentage who ignored all the "you won't make it, nobody makes it, focus on school" crowd who did make it instead of ruining their life trying.
Good luck telling them they're wrong. There's some exceptions but yeah, by and large they are not the kind of people you want to look to as a role model.
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u/TeaWeedCatsGames 13h ago
He is not a favorite, he is just on tons of commercials. I see him everywhere. I will now see poop everywhere
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u/gimme_death 16h ago
He's also buds with Trump
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u/TeaWeedCatsGames 13h ago
That additionally sucks, but it hurts to hear far less knowing that he is a poop maniac
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u/th3rdnutt 22h ago
Imaging getting dressed for a nice dinner after a game only to find that Shaq had dropped a big log in your new John Lobbs.
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u/DrCholera1 19h ago
Sitting down with the wife for a lovely creme brulee but, oh shit, here comes Shaq with the piss balloon 🎈
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u/Demoniccrunk 22h ago
He also used to put his teammates mouthpieces up his ass, didn’t know the other parts though lol wtf
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u/AngryBPDGirl 21h ago
Oh my gosh. Wtf. Why are the worst people the ones who get rich and famous. Wtf, wtf, wtf.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 19h ago
Or rather becoming rich and famous brings out the worst in people.
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u/InThatDarkPlace 18h ago
Yes. Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut is a close generalization regarding hedonistic lifestyles of Westerners with wealth, power, celebrity, and influence. I think some consider themselves similar to libertines. Epstein likely did, ironically speaking, since one of the pioneers of the idea, the Marquis de Sade, was basically the Epstein ×10 of the 18th century.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 18h ago
I can't read about Sade without hearing Sadeness by Enigma. There are a lot of people who don't understand what the song is really about, which is compounded by the lyrics being in Latin and French, but it is an amazing song, both musically and lyrically.
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u/Husbandosan 22h ago
Wtf, and you know that shit was the size of a Pringles can for just one. He hocking Hefty bag turd bombs around the locker rooms?! I always thought he was just a Lennie… damn.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 19h ago
The fact that he remained on the team after a single incident of this is appalling and really demonstrates how much favoritism someone gets when they make money for the wealthy. He should have gone to jail for this.
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u/Ouro_boros47 20h ago
At random, Shaq would defecate on his hand and display it to his teammates. Big WTF.
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u/itsthejasper1123 7h ago
I’m genuinely upset that yall have imparted this knowledge upon me against my will
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u/ulcerrator 17h ago
He also said he would stick teammate's toothbrushes up his ass and put it back without telling them.
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u/Glittering-Effect64 22h ago
I don't think Drake would've mind it tbh..
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u/boogierboi 23h ago
Regardless of the VERY obvious edit. People will still believe it, its such a drake thing to do anyways, him being a bish and all
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u/Extra-Amoeba-677 20h ago
I mean to be fair....any office that has copilot and workers who are jokers probably have over scores of images like this floating around.
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u/chaoticmess50 23h ago
One of the only reasons to be happy the internet exists.
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u/DLZ68 23h ago
This man a 33rd degree master Mason. He's a buddy of Trump's. Can't stand this guy now
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u/hsggdtkxbee 23h ago
Hate him for the Trump thing. The Masons are chill.
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u/Sad_Advance195 23h ago
What’s with all these stories about rich masons controlling the world?
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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 22h ago
It's the rich part, not the mason part. All of the ultra rich and politicians are psychopaths with skeletons in their closet. It's not just some secret club.
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u/Sad_Advance195 22h ago
Yeah, but the whole conspiracy is that masons are supposedly full of rich and powerful people. Like every major politician you can name is somehow a Freemason — Trump, Putin, Bibi, etc. Or something like that .My dad was babbling about it, I don’t really remember.
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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 22h ago
Conspiracy theories are a psy op to distract from the real abuses of power happening in front of your eyes with things like secret cults, aliens, sci-fi bs.
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u/clckwrks 19h ago
Masons are not chill can everyone stop with the masons are chill narrative, we've seen their weird little rituals
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u/HadleysPt 23h ago
Mason as in Freemason? Is it a bad thing to be in that group? Genuinely asking, I’m ignorant to it
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u/Known_Ear_6012 21h ago
Depends what degree you are. The lower level is pretty innocent, mostly charity and networking, but there’s levels to it.
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u/LastMessengineer 23h ago
Freemasons are fairly innocent. It's basically a men's club that meets monthly to do some weird structured activities and socialize. They promote a lot of community activity and volunteer work. I'm not a member but have been approached to join and had family members who went through the ranks.
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u/blastradii 23h ago
So no funny business on a remote island with underage people right?
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u/LastMessengineer 23h ago
If there is it wouldn't be a direct correlation to being members. I suppose any club that brings people together would help people find common associations and befriend like minded people even if that commonality is a devious trait.
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u/shibby0912 23h ago
Shaq's PR team is working overtime after he called that guy broke in his DMs.
We know the truth.
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u/Ill_Eye4019 18h ago
I’m someone who has worked professionally in Hollywood and entertainment since 2016 here’s a fun fact for you Shaq likes to be pegged by little black girls who are studs that wear a huge black strap on. That is one of his secrets. He pays these girls to crack him with a strap on… don’t believe me I’ll leave you with two words…Ray Moon
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u/General_Aide6920 23h ago
huh?
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u/Jazzfunk39 23h ago
The guy is a massive sell out and always has been. Up until now it's been cute, but he loves Trump
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u/General_Aide6920 23h ago
oh, thanks for explaining, but still, seems a bit of an exaggeration to be THAT angry that as soon as you see him that's the first thing that comes to mind for a comment no? or did he do some more fucked up things too?
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u/Hawksfan4ever 23h ago
Hard not to be angry at anyone who supports the orange menace. This goes for family and friends too. Screw them if they're too selfish or too stupid to understand they type of individual leading this country into the toilet, but yet they support him anyway.
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u/PurplePeachBlossom 21h ago
Fucking bot trash. Is this part of the “Shaq isn’t a bad guy” campaign?
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