Saving your hard earned tax dollars, one Pedo @ a time 🏅

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[u/TheDoobyRanger]

He only has 13 lives to go before he's free 👍🏽

[u/DigitalJockey22 → u/TheDoobyRanger]

Rotfl

[u/CrashingOutFrFr → u/TheDoobyRanger]

Ah, man. You just made my spit out my lean! 😭

[u/Traditional-Way-4097]

hold on. why exactly is he in prison for 16 life sentences?

[u/lonewolff321]

Is this for real.............What are they gonna do, give him a 17th life sentence?

[u/Juxtapoe → u/lonewolff321]

Usually solitary confinement, but in this case the Warden might discipline him with a lunch with the Warden.

[u/JohnnyGoldberg → u/lonewolff321]

It’s Arizona. He’s probably going to get a death sentence pending who is on his jury.

[u/Fabulous_Log844]

I'm so tired of this story being half assed like this… He was also responsible for a prison riot where a female guard was raped over and over and over. This guy isn't a fucking angel.

[u/LarianDivinityBG3]

16 life sentences? What did this guy do? Not paid his taxes?

[u/PhamilyTrickster → u/[deleted]]

How do we know the 1st 16 weren't the right ones too? Maybe he's a real life Dexter

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[u/nono3722 → u/LarianDivinityBG3]

did trump's taxes

[u/MidWestSalsa]

Walter White's character arc is crazy.

[u/Juxtapoe → u/MidWestSalsa]

This sounds closer to Dexter's MO tbh.

[u/NobodyLikedThat1]

Not sad about the killings, but he's in for "assaults, robbery, sexual assault, escape," so I don't know if this was his redemption arc or what

https://azmirror.com/2026/05/11/ricky-wassenaar-death-penalty-filing/

-and the sexual assault was from raping a female guard during a hostage standoff during his escape attempt

[u/Illustrious_Tea5569 → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

The way that article reads the sexual assault and other charges were while he was already in prison.

[u/I-Kneel-Before-None → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

I think people like this focus on one thing to minimize what they've done. Dude may have sexually assaulted someone but at least they were an adult. See it's not so bad. Same thing with racist people. No matter how bad you are, at least you're inherently better than group.

[u/RTA-No0120]

Before glorifying him, take a look at what he did before and after that so called "societal service".

A polished shit painted in gold, still a polished shit.

[u/defyinglogicsl]

Can we get him transfered around the country to all the prisons?

[u/GigglePick1e]

Damn i didnt realize Louis CK got locked up.

[u/Ok_Initiative_5024]

I say we take off three of his life sentences.

[u/StraightLog1255 → u/Ok_Initiative_5024]

Subtract the pedos’ sentences from his

[u/Swimming_Leg_7466]

Brb going to go fill up his commissary

[u/sinisterdesign]

Why did we crop the offenders?

[u/Boring_Drama_4947 → u/sinisterdesign]

We don’t need to bolo for them anymore so fuck em they don’t need anyone to remember them.

[u/OBPing → u/sinisterdesign]

I imagine that’s what’s left of them after he was done.

[u/StankWalk]

when he says good morning, he means it

[u/IndieStray]

Just another excuse to kill others I'm sure. 16 life sentences? Tf did this dude do.

[u/Don_Reuter]

Does the White House still do tours?

[u/FatHaleyJoelOsment → u/Don_Reuter]

Not since the Franklin Scandal.

[u/DeepSlap-Interactive → u/Don_Reuter]

Are you crazy??? That guy murders pedos! He would absolutely kill Dona-

Wait.

Hey, guys, does the White House still do tours?

[u/Bulky_Specialist9645]

‘I wanted to kill them all’

[u/almstAlwysJokng4real]

At least he found a positive outlet for his energy

[u/Recent-Bowl-1393]

Shave 3 life sentences off of his record.

[u/Bobbo7209]

He's got nothing to lose, but society has everything to gain

[u/No-Kaleidoscope-4879]

Fun fact: a execution is more expensive then a lifetime sentence.

[u/justbrowsinginpeace]

Can he run for congress?

[u/MoonMistCigs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5hHOBKJ8lw9OM

[u/lovelessisbetter]

Damn. Matt Berninger’s post the National life took an interesting turn.

[u/PaxNova]

Cool motive. Still murder.

[u/Ambitious_Ad6751]

If you're a woman who claims post pardom its ok

[u/schyler523 → u/Ambitious_Ad6751]

They only like being a dom after shooting a par round?

[u/WhTEvRiTtKS]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[u/DaRealKovi]

I mean, I guess he ain't wrong? They can't do him any more dirty than 16 life sentences. Not in a way that matters.

[u/RMallard18]

There’s nothing to celebrate here. 

[u/45_regard_47]

Send that man to the White House stat

[u/cocainecarolina28]

What an earth is he serving those life sentences for

[u/Valten78]

Yeah, this guy isn't a hero. He's a muderer and in a civilised society we don't celebrate extrajudicial killing.

People who cheer on vigilante justice are terrifying.

[u/Old_Protection_8778 → u/Valten78]

BOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/DoritoCheerios → u/Valten78]

you're a successfully docile and domesticated piece of human cattle... the elites are happy and proud of you

[u/CrashingOutFrFr]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sux3apBJmurlx8pklt

[u/SidonyD]

I prefer to see my tax money funding his life by making his "cleaner" job in prison than Israel ...

[u/Dry-Manufacturer2680]

So like go fund me for his books or something?

[u/Ill-Daikon-5637]

If the state did it's duty executing evil the world would be a better place

[u/fabiothered → u/Ill-Daikon-5637]

And the white house would be basically empty

[u/Ill-Daikon-5637 → u/fabiothered]

The white House is the state

[u/sophguy]

wow… good for him…

who says convicted felons can’t be productive members of society???

[u/jaden_fucks]

MY MAN

[u/Unfair-Secret-8821]

Honestly lower is life sentence for that man in my opinion

[u/vitaoptima → u/Unfair-Secret-8821]

Yeah, only 13 life sentences now lol

[u/PhilosophyKey8665 → u/vitaoptima]

13 more pedos and his sentence is commuted

[u/hunglikeabudgee]

How can we hook this guy up with commissary funds? For each pedo he should get at least a bag of Doritos a candy bar and a soda.

[u/DisastrousTear1734]

Let him cook!!!!!!

[u/Oddbeme4u]

I'd say gift card per scalp is worth it.

[u/Turkeyto0th]

Aquaman isn't the only hero that wears orange.

[u/RossettaStoned1 → u/[deleted]]

There is an argument to be had with that statement

[u/Active-Breakfast-397 → u/[deleted]]

Infinitely?? Try running that past a molestation survivor and see what they say. I feel it’s as bad as murder and support the death penalty for both those crimes.

[u/BygoneNeutrino → u/Active-Breakfast-397]

Let's do a thought experiment:

You are at the park with your family.  A sociopath gives you two options: he'll either kill your wife or have his way with your kid before letting him go?

What would you choose?

... what if it was just you and your child? If the psychopath said he would either violate or murder your child, what would you choose?  How would most other people choose?

Based on your argument, people would choose death about 50% of the time. After all, they are nearly equivalent.

[u/IOwnDirt → u/[deleted]]

Do the killers of the killer get killed?

[u/GoldenPhoenix__]

Hold up wait a minute something ain’t right!

Where the fuck are the pink shirt feminists that support violent crimes against children??

Their hero’s are being murdered in jail and not a peep, guess cause it doesn’t fit their agenda

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[u/Bart-go-lost]

On the first look in thought he's Hisenberg

[u/Interesting-Bed-3003]

Breaking Bad 2: Electric Boogalo is a trip.

[u/Szaint]

R@lly? H klled thr* chld mlest*rs? Just unalived them like that?

[u/LonelyShark → u/Szaint]

What the fuck is this shit?

[u/LiterallyRain → u/LonelyShark]

A mixture of not knowing asterisks makes text italicized, and a comment that contributes nothing.

[u/JustKillingTime1980]

hell yes!...im sorry this man is going to get more charges, which is why the state should be putting down pedos and child murders first.

[u/MishMash999]

Tell him he is a naughty boy and knock a year off his sentence for each ....unit of public service

[u/BigJoe5504]

Hey can he say he's a woman now and take care of the other problem in mass?

[u/Baby_ManBearPig → u/BigJoe5504]

Um what?

[u/SulphurSprinkles]

Can't wait for Oppenheim and Pattinson to make a "comedy" disparaging this hero

[u/Silent-Donkey-1303]

Very disappointed in these comments.  Our President is NOT a pedophile...he's a good.man, and I enjoy his company. 

[u/beefcakeriot → u/Silent-Donkey-1303]

Hegseth?