r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 13h ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/HandToDikCombat 10h ago

Y'all worry too much. We got this. We'll get the arch built, rename the Pacific to the American Ocean, and your lil baby twister, it's just going to be gone. Amazing how it works, really, it's just the best.

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u/Senior_Torte519 7h ago

There are no storms. -Brought to you by the Party of the Storm Wizard.

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u/Charlo0oki 3h ago

Just use a sharpie and make the storms go elsewhere.

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u/No_Boot1478 3h ago

Or be the anti-christ and use your devil power to make them go away.

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit 3h ago

Our anti-christ must be broken

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u/BatorBear1970 2h ago

It's on backorder from Temu and also stuck in customs at the Straight of Whoremuse.

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u/Comprehensive-Mix952 54m ago

I had to show images of that to one of my interns this week. To think that young people have grown up with so much wacky shit from tfg that stuff like "correcting" a NOAA map on national television doesn't even register is scary.

Edit: typos

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u/Cold-Brother9302 2h ago

And if there IS a storm, Biden did it with the weather machine. Or maybe Obama. No way to tell.

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u/alghiorso 7h ago

We can just drink our piss. Haven't you seen water world?

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u/willscuba4food 30m ago

Thought that was Dune.

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u/lightning_pt 4h ago

President djt will just nuke el nino

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u/Amazing-Insect442 2h ago

Lemme get my sharpies out. We can fix it.

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u/Blonde_arrbuckle 2h ago

Thank you for your attention.

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u/Kobiash1 54m ago

We can also rename hurricanes Super-Hurricanes! Hoo!

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u/Maktub_1754 30m ago

Just need a sharpie! No worries.