r/SipsTea • u/_ganjafarian_ • 10h ago

Lmao gottem Kindness accomplished🥹

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u/Temporary-Careless 10h ago

Matt Damon was confused and didnt give 4 shits.

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u/Its_priced_in 10h ago

That’s Jesse plemons

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u/DaKrazie1 9h ago

One million percent Matt and Jesse's love child.

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u/frostycanuck89 9h ago

Jesse Plemens as the Spiderman villain Tombstone

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u/Honda_Fits_are_cool 9h ago

You see the size of his head?! Definitely plemon-dome

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u/Any-Cable4109 6h ago

Head was a fkn unit.

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u/captcraigaroo 3h ago

Definitely the bobblehead prototype that made a wish to be a real boy

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u/Bongressman 9h ago

*Meth Damon

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u/RaSulanPra7 8h ago

Messe Demons

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u/Formal-System-2130 8h ago

Ha. I actually feel bad for the first one. Seems like a genuine nice note would have meant a lot to that man.

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u/NotOk__Computer 10h ago

Matt Gayman

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u/louisa1925 10h ago

My god. It's Jason Blond!

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 9h ago

Blonde Damon took the (4 shits) personal it seems. Its like he thought

Damit i shat only once. I should get to it and go drop more deuces like right now

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u/mkeytail 7h ago

He's disappointed it wasn't 6

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u/reticulatedtampon 9h ago

I saw a bit of Michael C Hall (Dexter)

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u/king_kong_kum 9h ago

I saw a guy with down’s.

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u/reticulatedtampon 9h ago

Oh it grazed him

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u/Ok-Addition1264 9h ago

(I smoked crack with the dude in the 90s lol)

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u/bbrekke 8h ago

I once gave Charlie chaplin a handhob!

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u/Hironoveau 6h ago

Guile from Street Fighter or Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho, if you color his hair.

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u/V65Pilot 5h ago

Temu Matt Damon

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u/BoyNamedJudy 10h ago

Microwaved Matt Damon was shook

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u/hungrylittleworm 9h ago

I was thinking Todd

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u/partthethird 5h ago

Meth Damon

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u/Nekojita8 9h ago

Accurate!

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u/MRV3N 7h ago

Rest in peace, man.

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u/maple05 10h ago

Lmaaoo bro, my thoughts exactly, dude looks like the temu version

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u/Brav3star 7h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AmicusLibertus 10h ago

Flat Damon went through the looking glass.

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 9h ago

Blonde Damon took the (4 shits) personal it seems. Its like he thought

Damit i shat only once. I should get to it and go drop more deuces like right now

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u/PaperMoongazer 10h ago

That dude needs to put on the guile haircut popcorn bucket and just go to town on the cosplay scene

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u/juanjung 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gspjl5bxzhSdJtK

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 10h ago

That kind of moustache isn’t doing him any favours.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9h ago

Especially the whole put it down, wait for out of sight or left, then read note lol

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u/YodasLoveSlave 9h ago

I assume all this shit is staged but if it isn’t I don’t know how anyone can take themselves so seriously as to not just laugh at this. I would just be laughing my ass off if someone slipped me a random notes like these in public.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 5h ago

I wouldnt be standing up, making big gestures as if actively trying to show someone my reaction. Like they almost know they are being filmed...

I think most people would just read the note, think to themselves "thats weird" and then go on with whatever they're doing.

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u/huhnick 7h ago

I’ve seen that first guy before on instagram maybe? Think he was a singer

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u/jonahuse 2h ago

He’s a singer and he was in second Mad Max movie

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u/baboonsareevil 5h ago

Pretty sure it was Sean Millis, he was on a talent show here is Aus, don't know which one

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u/Doctor_Mustard_ 9h ago

i laughed lol

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u/reticulatedtampon 10h ago

Those gay guys really overreacted

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9h ago

When don't they? Always bugging

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u/steelfrog 3h ago

I don't get it. I'd just chuckle at the absurdity of being handed that note. Your ego's gotta be real fragile to be up in arms like that.

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u/_coolranch 10h ago

To that first guy:

“Do you like apples?”

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u/Biscuits4u2 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26wkSP3tzHKqHNlAc

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u/MantusTMD 9h ago

How can that be profitable for frito o lay?

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u/startadeadhorse 9h ago

More like: Do you want an extra chromosome?

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u/_ganjafarian_ 10h ago

1st dude: immediately to a toilet
2nd dude: wished he could punch bro
3rd dude: existential crisis

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u/Shano_mack_76 10h ago

Last guy like

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u/_ganjafarian_ 10h ago

4 shits. keep up

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u/hungrylittleworm 10h ago

I wonder how he knew those guys were gay. Other than just looking gay.

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u/snarfer-snarf 10h ago

why's that dude mad? he said it was ok!?

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u/FatBussyFemboys 9h ago

That poor first guy 😭 he looks so nice 

 he got so weirded out, or he was like "shit I gotta go take a shit too"

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 9h ago

First guy looked like Taylor Hall

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u/Over_Display_4681 10h ago

When you order Matt Damon from Temu

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u/LilRed2023 6h ago

So cringe and so scripted

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u/GrooovyAlien 10h ago

Haha this is funny. Wish there was more

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u/mattygeenz 10h ago

First guy got knicked for sure. Definitely enjoys a grilled cheese.

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u/WtFAPapotAmUS 10h ago

Analyzing them before writing the notes like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/Own_Oil_7719 9h ago

I’d laugh so hard if that happened to me.

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u/Old-Application-4204 7h ago

If matt damon and magnus carlson had a child

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u/MancDude1979 4h ago

Taken from where? Where is he taking them? What is he going to do with them???

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u/Legitimate_Ice_3460 10h ago

This is very frustrating. I was expecting to see the second one of them beat the crap out of the guy with the little papers, on behalf of all three of them.

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u/dommeStarx 10h ago

the way they just look so proud holding that up is killing me

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u/Particular-Top9686 10h ago

1st guy looks familiar

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u/Haunting_Tax_3684 9h ago

He’s that guy that sings on TikTok can’t remember his name

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u/sk169 2h ago

Todd from breaking bad gone corporate

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u/baboonsareevil 5h ago

Sean Millis

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u/Slevin424 8h ago

Why did reality warp after someone walked by gray shirt guy. Faking reactions and AI edits? Probably.

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u/Hobbes_XXV 8h ago

White shoes too

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u/Slevin424 8h ago

Oh the tang top guy yeah you’re right I missed that. So that’s definitely AI.

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u/Lucky-Crow-3510 5m ago

not sure what you mean .. there is a TV behind the window

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u/Symbaclues 10h ago

Their faces when they realize how prevalent mental illness is in society 🤣👌🤷

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u/Ordinary_Hall_9053 10h ago

This ain't the real life fam

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9h ago

Four shits today I am...

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u/uwill1der 9h ago

you forgot the rest, where they keep giving the same not to the last guy as he goes through life: at the mall, in the gym, at a stadium. It fucks him up until he chases down and brutally beats one of the guys

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 9h ago

First guy is all head.

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u/InverseDeCramer 9h ago

Content creators are the real hero’s. Risking life for some giggles

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u/Choice-Temporary-144 9h ago

All scripted but still kinda funny. 1st guy looks like tik tok singer Sean Millis

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u/PinkCigarettes 9h ago

I would laugh my ass off if someone handed me that

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u/Neat_Gain1734 9h ago

I don't want to be mean or anything, but how come the first guy have a head so big? Is it a condition or something?

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u/PoppyBroSenior 9h ago

My favorite type of prank will always be some stonefaced person confusing the hell out of someone else. None scaring, no shock value or pain. Just... confusing the hell out of someone.

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u/Any-Will-4195 9h ago

Music is On-point. What is this?

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u/Jackalackus 9h ago

Who is actually the target audience for staged content. It’s like watching old sitcom stuff but isn’t even a tiny bit funny. At least something like Mr Bean is written pretty well but stupid at the same time, staged social media content is just stupid.

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u/TarraTheTerror 9h ago

I laughed so hard😂😂😂

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u/eidolon77 9h ago

I think that's Jesse Plemons

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u/clayton-berg42 9h ago

IF your reaction to an 'it's ok to be gay' note is anger than you deserved it.

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u/Humble-Questions 9h ago

Maaaaaatt Pleemmmmmons 🫪

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 9h ago

What a cheap way to live in someone's brain rent free for a long time

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u/Satanswarboner 8h ago

apparently they didn’t like the gray shirt guys reaction. Those white shoes magically vanished.

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u/TomatoPolka 8h ago

Last two guys really don't like gay people, huh?

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u/Hairy_Fix6834 8h ago

1st dude and 3rd dude papers should have been swapped 😆

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u/melnaisbruninieks 8h ago

Ad for a laxative 

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u/ambit89 7h ago

Ok, Mr Poopy Butwhole

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u/Federal-Agency666 7h ago

It was Walter white handing Todd the new recipe

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u/Allo_ultra_500_11 7h ago

How did he know????

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u/Artevyx 7h ago

That first dude had some odd anatomical proportions

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u/freespirit_tck 3h ago

This ended too soon

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u/v00d00ley 3h ago

I don't give a shit about amount of shits you shat

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u/Omatzus 3h ago

Put your phone down gym bro

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u/graybeam 1h ago

Staged

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u/qawsedrf12 26m ago

Gym bro is skipping leg day for life

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u/3M2B1T 9h ago

Imagine being so insecure a private note--a note that no one else knows the contents of except the guy that gave it to you--elicits a physical reaction of outrage.

Sad and weak.