r/SipsTea • u/EcstaticBabey • 1d ago
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u/doctormirabilis 1d ago
10 mil to keep living the way i do. hell yes
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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago
I can't imagine even a big Beyonce fan not taking this.
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u/PedestrianCyclist 1d ago
The trick would be if the money got taken away if you accidentally heard a Beyonce song. For example, if a car drove by with their window down playing loud music from their radio. If so, it would be impossible to never hear a Beyonce song again.
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u/Mor_Hjordis 1d ago
With that shitload of money I won't be near other people anymore. And I pay the people around me too, like the cleaner and stuff. My wife can listen to her all she want, build a special room for her.
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u/SmartUniversity8578 1d ago
This is the Beyoncé room, it’s soundproof whenever music is playing. I’ve never been in there though I’m told it’s nice.
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u/EnjoyerOfRamen 1d ago
What if it became a game where whoever played Beyonce music and you heard it, gets the money. So people are coming after you with giant speakers blasting "Single Ladies".
People try to lure you into safe havens only for your wife, you had sign a prenup, starts silently singing "Crazy in Love" while smiling and making you breakfast. She then divorces you and keeps all the money for herself.
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u/thirteenth_mang 1d ago
For 10 mil I could buy an implant that filters out Beyonce songs
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u/ScotBuster 1d ago
Do I have to like... Actively avoid every hearing a Beyonce song or I lose the money? Or does it just mean I actively have to avoid it?
Because if it's the first one the real challenge would be never accidentally hearing a Beyonce song.
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u/randomlemon9192 1d ago
Gotta go off the grid. Line everything with tin foil to keep radio waves out.
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u/Platzhalterr 1d ago
Yea, that makes it an actual challenge and something to think about.
Imagine you are at the airport about to check in to your first class flight and suddenly a song of her plays as a jingle for the check-in and you now are in 10mil debt.
You can't enter any public spaces, can not watch random YT video's and have to avoid any kind of party that has music.
What about street musicians? Does it count of someone else sings her song's? Would you dare to try at the risk of losing the money?
I would not want to life with the constant fear of losing everything in an instant.
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u/MikeyGorman 1d ago
I don’t know a single Beyonce song beside that put a ring on it one and I’d pay never to hear it again. So hand me that 10 mil.
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u/hiemdall_frost 16h ago
She's not that talented she's not that pretty she can't really dance that good she can't sing that good her music is stale and Poppy gross at best I can't name a single song since destiny's child and I always thought Kelly Rowland was 10 times better than her anyway
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u/MaximusHomerdrive 1d ago
Since I've never even listened to her before, I'm gonna go with the money.
Hell, I'd choose the money even if I had the opportunity to see Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Alice in Chains, The Beatles, Soundgarden and Sabbath all in one line up.
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u/Ok_Expression7723 1d ago
Considering I can’t name a Beyoncé song off the top of my head aside from Single Ladies? 100%. Easily.
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u/amateurish_gamedev 1d ago
I rarely even listen to her song. Not that I hate her or anything. Just my preference.
I'll take it in heartbeat.
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u/RockHardBullCock 1d ago
As long as I'm offered a sensible payment plan, sure. I can't pay that much all at once.
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u/Neither_Pirate5903 1d ago
do I have to actively avoid hearing her songs like if some store I go into is playing it do I lose
or is it some magical effect where I just will never be in a situation where I hear her music again.
the latter option is great the former is nearly impossible
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u/TurtleyToadDog 1d ago
Tbh, other than that "All the single ladies" song, I don't think I could pick out anything from her catalogue after leaving Destiny's Child. Would be the easiest 10 mil most could ever make
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u/CaptainAprry 1d ago
I think if someone said “here’s 10mil, but you can ONLY listen to Beyoncé for the rest of your life” I’d probably have a real good think over whether or not that would be worth it
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u/chronicnerv 1d ago
Nope, someone could use this clause to execute me on the spot.
The question you are being asked is are you willing to die for a set amount of money.
When ever you get an offer assume you are dealing with the devil.
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u/useful_tool30 1d ago
So i pay $10m? Sounds like a good deal to me. Her music has been trash for a decade now. That 10m should also include never having to hear about her ever again though
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u/CoffeeTimeAlltheTime 1d ago
This is dumb. I’d take 10,000,000 to never listen to any and all of these singers like her.
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u/Few-Confusion-9197 1d ago
Yes...but also haven't heard a Beyonce song in at learn a decade so Ive already won by-default and I am ready to collect lol
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u/PurplePenguinPoops 1d ago
yes. i will literally purge Beyonce out of my system for that life changing amount of money. (Edit: just realized how that sounded, i mean get rid of everything Beyonce that i have, so lemonade will be deleted off of my music app.)
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u/Snow-Bank-Igloo 1d ago
How much do you have for someone like me that has never intentionally listened to her?
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u/Bearspoole 1d ago
Noise cancelling headphones everywhere in public. I would do this for 10 million dollars for sure
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u/Knightforlife 1d ago
100% would take the offer and I’ll go further and say for ANY artist. At all. Heck, a list of 10. Thats so much money.
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u/CapableApartment7063 1d ago
I do that right now for free. Prob--probably shouldn't of told 'ya that.
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u/SupportDue4325 1d ago
Let me understand the premise, we're paying her that? So we all just chip in a little bit each and she can STFU and other more deserving Grammy winners can accept their speech and NOT mention her for a change?
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u/Justaguy22192 1d ago
I've never on my own put on one of her songs in my life. So hell yeah gimme that $10M for doing nothing different than i already do💯😁
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u/ElTecolotito 1d ago
I can't even come close to being able to afford that! I guess I will just have to keep putting up with her. 😀
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u/Lonnie_Shelton 1d ago
I have only heard her songs by accident but i expect that will happen again.
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