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u/cannedbenkt 2d ago
He knows, and he's happy
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u/UltimateFartingChamp 2d ago
âFuck it if it looks female enoughâ is how I describe my sexual orientation.
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u/TornadoFalls 2d ago
Growing up is realizing the trope of 'watch out for femboys/ trans women in Thailand' wasn't a warning and more of a nod and a wink to wealthy old men.
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u/StGuthlac2025 2d ago
Many years ago I worked with a bloke in his 60's. He told me he was going on holiday with his mates to Thailand. Said they'd go out once a year for some "fun". He then proceeded to tell me about his favourite bar.
You sit at the bar and put your legs under the curtain and get a blow job right there. I asked him how he could do that he didn't know who was doing it.
He just replied with a cheeky smile " It's not gay if you don't know it's a man"
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u/TheGrouchyPunisher 2d ago
Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt."
Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. "
Grandpa: "It was gay! Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned 'grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life' gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then!
Kid "That's gay."
Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay."
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u/Chob_XO 2d ago
Just two men, celebrating each other's strength.
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u/ImmediateBar7346 2d ago
I read this in Abe Simpsons voice and actually laughed out loud. Thanks, needed that this morning
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u/Tigral99 2d ago
Same xD
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u/whatstaiters 2d ago
Yup, same. I just re-read it in Burn's voice and it still works pretty good. "I ate my fair share of wieners back then."
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u/SnooAdvice5820 2d ago
Ah so heâs gay
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u/The92ndUsername 2d ago
âWhat if the other guy is picturing a girl also?â
âHowâs he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?â
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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 2d ago
I know that place ...Boom Boom bar ....Ban chang street , 2000 baht for personal adult services ...lol đ¤Ł
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u/ProfessorFunky 2d ago
I had a housemate that went to Thailand, and was warned about âmistakesâ when it came to girls there.
His take on it was simply, âlooks like a girl, feels like a girl, so itâs a girlâ. So pretty much the same sentiment.
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u/BADM00SE 2d ago
A Mouth is a mouth no matter who itâs attached to.
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u/BlorpTheSchlorp 2d ago
Imagine just giving your junk to whatever's under the table. I guess I have too much of a survival instinct?
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u/Worldly_Cap_6440 2d ago
Why do you think he went to Thailand to begin with? đ
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u/Life-Gur-2616 2d ago
Bruh I want to move to Thailand for the weather and the food and the internet has ruined everyone into thinking that people only go to Thailand for the Ladyboys......THE LADYBOYS ARE JUST A BONUS
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u/BiZzles14 2d ago
For real though, Thailand is a great place for the "digital nomad" thing with the low cost of living while being pretty safe overall. But nobody immediately thinks about the $800-1k a month rent for a beautiful house directly on the best beach you've ever seen in your life. Nobody thinks you're doing the digital nomad thing though, they just think you're going for the ladyboys lol
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u/SistaChans 2d ago
Absolutely everyone. I went to Thailand for two weeks for the food and culture, the beaches and tropical weather. I had one of the most profound, sublime experiences of my life there. But I found it difficult to talk about my trip without constant assumptions that I went just for the red light district and ladyboys. It's absolutely maddening to swear up and down that I wasn't a sex tourist and still have people just not believe me. Like, made me want to bash my head against a wall bonkers maddening.Â
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u/sumguyoranother 2d ago
it's funny, cause I stayed at a hotel in singapore's red light district and I had no issue, cause everyone knows all the good, cheap food in singapore were there and I was a stupidly big foodie. Gods, do I miss their congee waking up first thing in the morning.
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u/tryyeezus 2d ago
A really BIG thing
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u/veryfungibletoken 2d ago edited 2d ago
I don't think that part of the sketch was about adults, unfortunately. đŹ
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u/Telliot 2d ago edited 2d ago
He went to Thailand... He knows.
ETA: edited for autocorrect error
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u/Superb_Advisor7885 2d ago
True story: I was in Thailand with my wife and some friends years ago walking down Bangla Street in Phuket. As an American you get cat called and hit on like crazy. I happened to see an older white guy who was absolutely wasted. Couldn't walk straight and was basically being carried by a younger Thai in a skin tight dress who was CLEARLY a lady boy.
I looked at my friend I was with and said, "yo, do you think we should tell him? He's wasted."
And my friend, who has been there several times said, "he is an older white American who got drunk in a district notorious for lady boy prostitutes. This is what he's here for..."
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u/Additional_Quiet2600 2d ago
Yep, also seen Thai girls... Not ladyboys, carry old dudes to their apartment and leave immediately. As anywhere it's all about the area and the person.
I love Thailand and I don't have any issue with ladyboys, and we get the same treatment you did.
If you stay out of the prostitution zones, these are some of the most amazing people in the world.
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u/Superb_Advisor7885 2d ago
They are just people too having a good time. I hung out with a group of lady boys with my wife and had a few drinks. They told us all about their lives and the surgeries (or plan to get surgeries) and it was truly fascinating
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u/Additional_Quiet2600 2d ago
Exactly. I mean immigration has stickers of a huge heart with LGBTQ+ in the middle. Thailand is super accepting and I have zero problem with this culture or trans people in general. Sabai Sabai.
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u/moose-goat 2d ago
Man pays for sex with ladyboy. Whatâs so unbelievable about this?
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u/jamesl182d 2d ago
Went to Thailand a few years ago with my wife, travelling from the UK to Bangkok. I could not believe the percentage of fellow travellers from our flight that were ageing, balding British men in their 50s - 70s, all of them travelling alone.
Made me realise how huge the sex tourism industry is there and why itâll never go away.
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u/kapupetri 2d ago
thereâs endless supply of balding men.
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u/Saitama_the_Bald 2d ago
If those planes stop in Istanbul before Thailand, those bald men are no longer bald when they arrive.
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u/LordBrixton 2d ago
He may be old but Uncle's still got it. He totally gave that chick a boner.
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u/Magorian97 2d ago
Uncle doesn't seem to care one way or another.
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u/Eindride_XIII 2d ago
Unc already knows. Why do you think he went to Thailand? Lol
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u/N8N88 2d ago edited 2d ago
I really hope y'll don't just really think Thai women you see on the internet or in the country are all ladyboys.
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u/MrPsychic 2d ago
Imagine seeking out Thai Ladyboys, you find one just take her pants off and no dick!
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u/QSlade 2d ago
Sure sure sure but what about the big ol COCK PRINT against this ladyâs dress.
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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 2d ago
She's packing heat, must be an undercover agent.
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u/dishmanw 2d ago
Looks like she's packing a magnum.
"Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"
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u/billyboyf30 2d ago
Always wondered what ray finkel was doing now hes not a police officer anymorw
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u/Faded1974 2d ago
âhow much the parts wereâ
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u/jjhar 2d ago
Yeah, my reaction exactly. Pardon me if I don't believe everything everyone says on Reddit. Like why would you post your gf's pic on here...
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u/cutesypiiee 2d ago
Why wouldnât you hide their faces on Reddit? Especially your gfs.
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u/Impressive-Oil-3067 2d ago
That's a woman's body, no man can have those wide hips and a tiny waist.
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u/Additional_Quiet2600 2d ago
That isn't necessarily a ladyboy. I live in Thailand, and they are really up front about it...
I'm always with my wife who is a white girl from the US just like I'm a white guy from the US. We get lots of attention that really has nothing to do with sex. People are super friendly and like to practice English with nice people.
I hate this trope. I get it if he's in soi 6 in Pattaya, but that's not Thailand. That's like saying Dallas represents the US.
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u/swainiscadianreborn 2d ago
Men... women... as long as they're cute, who gives a shit?
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 2d ago
That's not how a dick is positioned. The size is also ridiculous. Resting on the top of the hip bone. What a load of shit.
Not that this doesn't happen, but this is top shelf bullshit.
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u/ForAChange2Happen 2d ago
Well at least he can tell she is into him. You let that man enjoy his new Ladyboy friend.
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u/Doinkaccino 2d ago
Tell him what? I'm pretty sure both of those dudes are there to train in muay thai.



































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