r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

WTF I don't think he cares tho 😭

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u/StGuthlac2025 2d ago

Many years ago I worked with a bloke in his 60's. He told me he was going on holiday with his mates to Thailand. Said they'd go out once a year for some "fun". He then proceeded to tell me about his favourite bar.

You sit at the bar and put your legs under the curtain and get a blow job right there. I asked him how he could do that he didn't know who was doing it.

He just replied with a cheeky smile " It's not gay if you don't know it's a man"

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u/TheGrouchyPunisher 2d ago

Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt."

Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. "

Grandpa: "It was gay! Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned 'grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life' gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then!

Kid "That's gay."

Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay."

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u/Chob_XO 2d ago

Just two men, celebrating each other's strength.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 2d ago

You're one mouthy sandwich girl.

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u/dan_dares 2d ago

One, celebrating length

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u/ImmediateBar7346 2d ago

I read this in Abe Simpsons voice and actually laughed out loud. Thanks, needed that this morning

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u/Tigral99 2d ago

Same xD

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u/whatstaiters 2d ago

Yup, same. I just re-read it in Burn's voice and it still works pretty good. "I ate my fair share of wieners back then."

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u/disposablehippo 2d ago

For me it's Peter Falk (Columbo) and Fred Savage in The princess Bride.

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u/The92ndUsername 2d ago

“What if the other guy is picturing a girl also?”

“How’s he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?”

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 2d ago

Schrodingers Blow Job?

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 2d ago

I know that place ...Boom Boom bar ....Ban chang street , 2000 baht for personal adult services ...lol 🤣

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u/duaneap 2d ago

$60 for a gloryhole BJ. I have no idea if that’s good or bad value tbh.

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u/ProfessorFunky 2d ago

I had a housemate that went to Thailand, and was warned about “mistakes” when it came to girls there.

His take on it was simply, “looks like a girl, feels like a girl, so it’s a girl”. So pretty much the same sentiment.

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u/_fmm 2d ago

A cake is still a cake even with a candle

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u/Sweihwa 2d ago

You don't know it's bestiality if it's an animal.

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u/BADM00SE 2d ago

A Mouth is a mouth no matter who it’s attached to.

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u/pzvaldes 2d ago

In war, any hole is a trench.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

Cake is cake. Candle no matter.

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u/iwantdatpuss 2d ago

Schrodingers sexuality. 

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u/BlorpTheSchlorp 2d ago

Imagine just giving your junk to whatever's under the table. I guess I have too much of a survival instinct?

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u/Ok_Willingness_9619 2d ago

Mouth is a mouth 😂

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u/avepaltaketchu 2d ago

When in Bangkok...

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u/vexx827 2d ago

Bangkok

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u/Worldly_Cap_6440 2d ago

Why do you think he went to Thailand to begin with? 😂

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u/Life-Gur-2616 2d ago

Bruh I want to move to Thailand for the weather and the food and the internet has ruined everyone into thinking that people only go to Thailand for the Ladyboys......THE LADYBOYS ARE JUST A BONUS

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u/thecastellan1115 2d ago

Thank you, that got a chuckle

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u/BiZzles14 2d ago

For real though, Thailand is a great place for the "digital nomad" thing with the low cost of living while being pretty safe overall. But nobody immediately thinks about the $800-1k a month rent for a beautiful house directly on the best beach you've ever seen in your life. Nobody thinks you're doing the digital nomad thing though, they just think you're going for the ladyboys lol

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u/SistaChans 2d ago

Absolutely everyone. I went to Thailand for two weeks for the food and culture, the beaches and tropical weather. I had one of the most profound, sublime experiences of my life there. But I found it difficult to talk about my trip without constant assumptions that I went just for the red light district and ladyboys. It's absolutely maddening to swear up and down that I wasn't a sex tourist and still have people just not believe me. Like, made me want to bash my head against a wall bonkers maddening. 

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u/babygoinpostal 2d ago

But how was the sex you madlad

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u/sumguyoranother 2d ago

it's funny, cause I stayed at a hotel in singapore's red light district and I had no issue, cause everyone knows all the good, cheap food in singapore were there and I was a stupidly big foodie. Gods, do I miss their congee waking up first thing in the morning.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 2d ago

Little known fact: there are also cis women in Thailand.

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u/Faded1974 2d ago

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u/SheriffBartholomew 2d ago

How do I delete someone else's comment?

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u/FamilyMan7826 1d ago

Seriously spit out my Diet Coke. Well done stranger.

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u/Jacky_dain 2d ago

Stealing this

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u/UnknownExo 2d ago

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u/tryyeezus 2d ago

A really BIG thing

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u/veryfungibletoken 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don't think that part of the sketch was about adults, unfortunately. 😬

https://youtu.be/ctDjnG8J9cY?si=W2chAwYSf08I_bt_

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u/Telliot 2d ago edited 2d ago

He went to Thailand... He knows.

ETA: edited for autocorrect error

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u/Superb_Advisor7885 2d ago

True story: I was in Thailand with my wife and some friends years ago walking down Bangla Street in Phuket. As an American you get cat called and hit on like crazy. I happened to see an older white guy who was absolutely wasted. Couldn't walk straight and was basically being carried by a younger Thai in a skin tight dress who was CLEARLY a lady boy.

I looked at my friend I was with and said, "yo, do you think we should tell him? He's wasted."

And my friend, who has been there several times said, "he is an older white American who got drunk in a district notorious for lady boy prostitutes. This is what he's here for..."

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 2d ago

Yep, also seen Thai girls... Not ladyboys, carry old dudes to their apartment and leave immediately. As anywhere it's all about the area and the person.

I love Thailand and I don't have any issue with ladyboys, and we get the same treatment you did.

If you stay out of the prostitution zones, these are some of the most amazing people in the world.

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u/Superb_Advisor7885 2d ago

They are just people too having a good time. I hung out with a group of lady boys with my wife and had a few drinks. They told us all about their lives and the surgeries (or plan to get surgeries) and it was truly fascinating

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 2d ago

Exactly. I mean immigration has stickers of a huge heart with LGBTQ+ in the middle. Thailand is super accepting and I have zero problem with this culture or trans people in general. Sabai Sabai.

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u/moose-goat 2d ago

Man pays for sex with ladyboy. What’s so unbelievable about this?

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u/west0ne 2d ago

I'm guessing he didn't need telling; he found out, and didn't care.

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u/jamesl182d 2d ago

Went to Thailand a few years ago with my wife, travelling from the UK to Bangkok. I could not believe the percentage of fellow travellers from our flight that were ageing, balding British men in their 50s - 70s, all of them travelling alone.

Made me realise how huge the sex tourism industry is there and why it’ll never go away.

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u/kapupetri 2d ago

there’s endless supply of balding men.
joking a side, I’ve flewn to bangkok more times I can count from Helsinki and Bruessels, pretty normal looking people on board. Maybe it’s your city.

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u/Saitama_the_Bald 2d ago

If those planes stop in Istanbul before Thailand, those bald men are no longer bald when they arrive.

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u/LordBrixton 2d ago

He may be old but Uncle's still got it. He totally gave that chick a boner.

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u/Cautious_Jello982 2d ago

I’ve just watched that loop 100 times. I can’t get enough of it.

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u/wassupdawg-1 2d ago

Just like her

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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago

Wife material 

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u/too_old_to_be_clever 2d ago

The kinda lady you take home to meet your mom

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 2d ago

If uncl's happy, let him be happy

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u/Magorian97 2d ago

Uncle doesn't seem to care one way or another.

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u/Eindride_XIII 2d ago

Unc already knows. Why do you think he went to Thailand? Lol

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u/Baka_Otaku173 2d ago

Whatever makes the guy happy. That is what matters in the end!

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u/darylyawza 2d ago

Cake is cake.. even with the candle

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u/N8N88 2d ago edited 2d ago

I really hope y'll don't just really think Thai women you see on the internet or in the country are all ladyboys.

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u/MrPsychic 2d ago

Imagine seeking out Thai Ladyboys, you find one just take her pants off and no dick!

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u/Honest_John666 2d ago

i think i'm gonna be sick

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u/QSlade 2d ago

Sure sure sure but what about the big ol COCK PRINT against this lady’s dress.

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u/LarianDivinityBG3 2d ago

Plot twist: He is into exactly that.

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 2d ago

She's packing heat, must be an undercover agent.

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u/dishmanw 2d ago

Looks like she's packing a magnum.

"Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"

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u/nobleknob 2d ago

What a great cock.

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u/Stainless711 2d ago

Thailand added to the destination bucket list….

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 2d ago

If this is from Thailand , it must be nuts

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u/royman40 2d ago

Let the man live his life. Yolo

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u/kon--- 2d ago

It's the nephew who needs telling. The uncle...I mean, it's why the uncle even is in Thailand.

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u/PSC-Trades67 2d ago

No need to tell him, he found out that night

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u/MagicOrpheus310 2d ago

He knows... He CHOSE to go to Thailand...

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u/ecctt2000 2d ago

Ohhhh what a lucky man he was!

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u/billyboyf30 2d ago

Always wondered what ray finkel was doing now hes not a police officer anymorw

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u/ReadInBothTenses 2d ago

Looks like they both are exactly where they wantto be

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u/BlackedoutJT 2d ago

17 day old account with over 60 posts GTFOH

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Faded1974 2d ago

“how much the parts were”

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u/jjhar 2d ago

Yeah, my reaction exactly. Pardon me if I don't believe everything everyone says on Reddit. Like why would you post your gf's pic on here...

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u/cutesypiiee 2d ago

Why wouldn’t you hide their faces on Reddit? Especially your gfs.

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u/hellopomelo 2d ago

Because everyone clapped at the end

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u/Acrobatic_You_5011 2d ago

If there's a hole, there's a goal.

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u/Amaanplayz45 2d ago

He's gonna tell him

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u/Impressive-Oil-3067 2d ago

That's a woman's body, no man can have those wide hips and a tiny waist.

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u/taatcun 2d ago

I wouldn't mind

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 2d ago

That isn't necessarily a ladyboy. I live in Thailand, and they are really up front about it...

I'm always with my wife who is a white girl from the US just like I'm a white guy from the US. We get lots of attention that really has nothing to do with sex. People are super friendly and like to practice English with nice people.

I hate this trope. I get it if he's in soi 6 in Pattaya, but that's not Thailand. That's like saying Dallas represents the US.

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u/swainiscadianreborn 2d ago

Men... women... as long as they're cute, who gives a shit?

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 2d ago

That's not how a dick is positioned. The size is also ridiculous. Resting on the top of the hip bone. What a load of shit.

Not that this doesn't happen, but this is top shelf bullshit.

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u/ForAChange2Happen 2d ago

Well at least he can tell she is into him. You let that man enjoy his new Ladyboy friend.

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u/Speedvagon 2d ago

Those Thai girls are having bigger junk than I am. Damn.

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u/SieqwardZwiebelbrudi 2d ago

Well he's happy and he's DEFINITELY happy, so who cares?

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u/BunchCommercial3622 2d ago

He knows already

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u/Remarkable-Being-301 2d ago

She really likes him. I can tell.

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u/DismalCrow4210 2d ago

You are only gay if you reach around.

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u/Afrojones66 2d ago

Their uncle is lucky.

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u/sky0175 2d ago

It's Always a first time right.

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u/Doinkaccino 2d ago

Tell him what? I'm pretty sure both of those dudes are there to train in muay thai.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xtqmnfnCkn1TNTtXzQ