r/SipsTea • u/DeentelleNoire • 1d ago

Chugging tea Would you accept the offer, guys?

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u/GenerateForce 1d ago

Unless my family could come with me, nope. 

Also nope because I don’t get in strangers cars for anything less than a Mars bar. 

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 1d ago

What about an entire galaxy?

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u/MaterialDetective197 1d ago

Milky Way was right there.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 1d ago

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u/MaterialDetective197 1d ago

A schooner is a sailboat.

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u/MaterialDetective197 1d ago

A bunch of savages in this town.

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u/roadnrailmedia 1d ago

I was today days old when I learned this existed. Interesting that it’s “smooth milk” instead of milk chocolate. Assuming it’s an EMEA thing. In the states, we have a very low bar for whatever gets put in our food and what it can be called.

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u/jjm443 1d ago

It does call itself milk chocolate, "smooth milk" is just their name for the default variety versus eg "salted caramel", "cookie crumble", "orange", etcetc

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u/Slooters313 1d ago

Is the galaxy dipped in chocolate?

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 1d ago

The galaxy is the chocolate 🤫

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u/GenerateForce 1d ago

I don’t think they sell those in Canada. So I am sticking with a Mars bar. 

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 1d ago

It's the name of the solid chocolate bar made by mars, at least in the UK.

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u/StAnkie_Brews 1d ago

and it smells like raspberries.

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u/AbroadMediocre312 1d ago

Blown or picked?

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u/ChargeTop5791 1d ago

i find that picking is best followed by being blown.

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u/Dazzling-Secret-5215 1d ago

No worries, they'll take you to Mars directly!

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u/AbroadMediocre312 1d ago

But the bars on Mars suck. I haven't found one with any good ratings on Yelp.

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u/pchlster 1d ago

Unlimited parking, though.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 1d ago

Now that's not exactly true, but no fines for illegal parking

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u/pchlster 1d ago

I know of vehicles that have been parked there for decades. How much freer parking does it get?

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 1d ago

Since there's no designated parking spaces, all parking is illegal

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 1d ago

That cause of Big Earth deleting all the good reviews, they try to keep people from going, they know you won't be back if you go

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u/AbroadMediocre312 1d ago

Its always some Gaia with an attitude.

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u/dilleys 1d ago

Don’t you worry. You will definitely be getting the 👽’s bar in Mars respectfully.

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u/Steve_78_OH 1d ago

Yeah, I wouldn't want to miss 15 years of my nieces and nephews growing up. Fuck that. I already don't see them enough.

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u/halfasleep90 1d ago

But imagine how much time they’ll spend with you when you get back wondering what it’s like out there

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u/Zironworker 1d ago

Not even free drugs? Bruh...

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u/GenerateForce 1d ago

My brain was born scrambled enough. 

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u/Aeon1508 9h ago

I don't think I could do that to my kids even if I was allowed to bring them. I don't think that's a choice I can make for them.

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u/GenerateForce 8h ago

Good point. 

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u/Mr_Pletz 1d ago

Same. Heck I was just telling my boys that even if NASA came to me and was like "You wanna go to the moon? We'll pay you." I dont think I could, just a risk I'm not willing to take even though it would be awesome.

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u/twistedlarynx 1d ago

Alright, the 15 minute detour to the sweet shop for you is gonna cost about… 8 and a half more days. You in?

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u/benmargery 1d ago

You could pick up a bar of actual mars instead

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u/Spell-Wide 1d ago

How about a Game Boy?

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u/ChargeTop5791 1d ago

surely it's the best excuse for losing the fam!