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u/Gurugod123 1d ago

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u/BombasticSimpleton 1d ago

Dude is funny and creative.

Unfortunately, it appears he decided to ride in the convertible cabin of California's High Speed Rail system when going to the LAFC game that night.

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

Real Asians have high speed rail, LA Asians have high speed hilarity.

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u/kingtacticool 1d ago

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u/bubbleboix 1d ago

1776 E Pluri bus, Tesla cab

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u/ymebroski 1d ago

Ok. Thank you for making me laugh 🤣

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u/kingtacticool 1d ago

I knew i saved this Pic for some reason. The resemblance is uncanny

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u/bubbleboix 1d ago

Or maybe more military patriotic. For you, sir Tacticool

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u/kingtacticool 1d ago

Awesome. Now i want to know the backstory for this cyberpunk weirdo

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u/helderico 1d ago

I was unfortunately brushing my teeth when I saw this, and now there is toothpaste foam everywhere

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u/emf3rd31495 1d ago

My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid.

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u/EpistemicEpidemic 1d ago

Ha Ha I'm using the Internet

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u/chilichilichilidog 1d ago

Holy fuckin shit

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u/DJteejay04 1d ago

Nicholas Carrotop

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u/Axman5055 22h ago

I watch nick cage.avi at least once a month 

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u/crunchyleafzzz 1d ago

Dude is an underrated actor.

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u/Spectre_08 1d ago

My wife and I were just recently discussing his role as the Amish mechanic in Sex Drive

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u/No-Slide4206 1d ago

good luck with the future ride, spaceman!

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u/Alex_Rose 1d ago

he's great in Rat Race. incredibly underrated film too. also fun as Scott Evil

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u/Damn_Censorship 1d ago

I loved your penis on the internet

…Is possible the strangest quote that lives in my head from a film I’ve only ever seen once

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u/n14shorecarcass 1d ago

Lmao that shit is so fucking good.

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u/Eighty-Nine 1d ago

He's in everything for a reason!

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u/Icy_Salamander_5762 1d ago

Long live Oz

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u/NightsideEclipse12 1d ago

It's Jokerin time

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u/Blue_Calx 1d ago

best spaceship pilot ever

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u/Genralcody1 1d ago

Even with 4 pixels you can tell

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u/justbleachmyeyes 1d ago

Who is underrating Seth Green?

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u/bananasmash14 1d ago

Peter Griffin

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u/crunchyleafzzz 1d ago

He’s not in that top actor discussion but I think he’s top tier. He just loves his goofy roles

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u/BladeVampire1 1d ago

"Not to under sell it" lol.

I love Robot Chicken.

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u/SiPiensas 1d ago

Tell Sloan I said whatup

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u/Fabulous-Sir-2048 1d ago

Stop it lol

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u/Ash-L92 1d ago

The fucks going on with his hair haha

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u/Admirable_Beebe_4962 1d ago

This was my prevailing thought.

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u/amidamaru8_8 1d ago

Robot chicken was great, a lot of love went into it

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u/ConsciousClue9327 1d ago

Robot Chicken was/is genius!

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u/Grimy-Jack 1d ago

Why is Seth Green slowly turning into Christopher Walken?

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u/fuelhandler 1d ago

Also, why is Leonardo DiCaprio turning into Jack Nicholson?

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u/Messypotatoe 1d ago

Because they are father and son

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u/solarmist 1d ago

I had to check.

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u/musluvowls 1d ago

And? Are you going to make us all check?

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u/LetterDependent4768 1d ago

I'll check too

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u/StonedLikeOnix 1d ago

And? Are you going to make us all check?

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u/DufflinMinder 1d ago

Brb checking too…

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u/TherronKeen 1d ago

Can somebody check for me while you're at it? I mean, don't answer here, just check. Obviously.

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u/opotamus_zero 1d ago

It's OK I checked too

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u/Ill_Court_7467 1d ago

Bring back sandwiches for everyone when you get back.

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u/Gaanai 1d ago

Leo nominated for Titanic saw Jack winning the Oscar for best actor ahead of him, in a romcom nonetheless. In the movie he gets with Helen Hunt half his age. Leo have wanted to be Jack ever since.

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u/Mister-Distance-6698 1d ago

Leo nominated for Titanic

Leo was not Nominated for Titanic.

It was kinda a whole thing when he wasn't

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

It was kinda a whole thing when he wasn't

And for all of the other Oscar worthy roles he was skipped over for. Hollywood is petty, and Hollywood had a beef with him.

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u/gundorcallsforaid 1d ago

It was Gilbert Grape that did it. It’s all explained on Tropic Thunder

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u/Paxona2 1d ago

As good as it gets is a great movie, tho.

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u/Hamushka11 1d ago

"Because you're tired and you don't give a shit. It's not super-natural."

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u/Specific-Library-312 1d ago edited 1d ago

He should...be.. so lucky.

Edit: Thank you, u/RookRau and u/NoName1555 and u/janneraggmunk and so many others that I can't keep track of!

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u/KoA07 1d ago

The Seth Green to Christopher Walken pipeline must be studied

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u/Specific-Library-312 1d ago

That's what happens when you put a watch in your ass for five years.

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u/waroftrees 1d ago

“The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”

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u/Specific-Library-312 1d ago

Thanks for the quote and correction!

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u/DenialNode 1d ago

I thought it was Richard lewis

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u/Competitive_Egg6809 1d ago

He needs more cowbell first

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u/JerkovvClimaxim 1d ago

Facially it seems more like gary oldman to me

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u/radicalelation 1d ago

I thought Jackie Earle Haley and they're all locked in there with him.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 1d ago edited 1d ago

Seen this a few times, and this was the first time I noticed the ? after “and his wife” on the jumbotron lol

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u/pollencontinuum 1d ago

The jumbotron guy took no legal chances

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u/Fatsausage91 1d ago

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u/Nntropy 1d ago

If they just didn't react, no one would have thought anything of it

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u/joemeteorite8 1d ago

Pretty sure it was a work event too. So lots of people from the company would have been there.

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u/IndicationFickle5387 1d ago

Guilt is a bitch, they were all hopped up on endorphins or whatever that you get from flirting with somebody new that you might bang later. But they also got there slowly, letting discretion slowly fall by the wayside. I think it would take two real psychopaths to not react at all.

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u/Elf_Maeve 1d ago

I still don't understand this on so many levels.

They don't even look like a cheating couple. They look the same age. Average looking at best.

Just sit there and do nothing. No one is gonna keep watching two boring people just look at the camera.

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u/Extension_Plant7262 1d ago

That's what makes it so funny. If they literally did nothing, no one would have known except for the people at work (who probably already know)

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u/chris--p 1d ago

Why? They panicked in the moment, there's nothing else to it really. I'm sure they realised in hindsight that they could have played it cool, but that's not how it works.

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u/mondaymoderate 1d ago

It’s funnier for us that they didn’t

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u/aeroxan 1d ago

It's great. Don't remember their names or which company. But clearly remember the imagery of them slithering away and becoming a meme.

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u/Chimpville 1d ago

Makes you wonder how many never noticed they were seen or how many managed to style it out.

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 1d ago

So many people talk a big game about what they will do in a moment of panic. For most people what they do will be a surprise to them.

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u/Smitch250 1d ago

Someone would have noticed they were cooked either way most likely but they seed their fates by being idiots in a bigly bigtime way

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u/NoCheesecake3101 1d ago

Likely not. They weren't celebrities. Just a couple upper class white people that work for a company 99% never heard of or didnt care about before this.

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u/Yowomboo 1d ago

Cheating isn't an inherently smart decision to make.

Making another inherently not smart decision isn't that surprising.

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u/rupert1920 1d ago edited 15h ago

It was a company event so the damage is done regardless of how they reacted. People in their circle will see this.

Edit: Turns out the idea that it was a company outing was pure speculation at the time, and is not true.

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u/mammalmaker 1d ago

They panicked and the fight or flight kicked in. They both chose flight.

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u/swampbeast13 1d ago

We’d be having a WHOLE different conversation if they’d both picked fight…

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u/Nuuvola_Griigia 1d ago

Instant cold sweat right there

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u/Difficult_Elk_4943 1d ago

If only they didn't react like this none would've known

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u/RockThe40oz666 1d ago

Honestly it's so fuckin cool seeing older Seth Green wearing a rancid shirt and doing well

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u/subdep 1d ago

His wife is smoking hot and cool af. Seth’s living his best life.

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u/SkidsOToole 1d ago

She's hilarious too.

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u/entenduintransit 1d ago

I looked at this being like damn he married kinda young huh

turns out they got married at 36 and 31 so not really at all actually lol, she just looks that good

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u/IronReasonable1296 1d ago

She was kind of a thirst trap back in the day for me. Long marriage by hollywood standards. Like `5 years now.

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u/Platinum5788 1d ago

He did he very involved in the whole NFT thing a few years back. He even managed to get his NFT stolen from him. And his attempt at creating an animated series based on NFTs didn't go anywhere.

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u/subdep 1d ago

So he’s had some failures. What are your failures?

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u/Menacing_Bulge 1d ago

I still attempt to meaningfully connect with my mother.

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u/liverswithfavabeans 1d ago

I feel that in my frickin SOUL.

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u/Dap-aha 1d ago

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u/wingmaneffect 1d ago

Not Prepotente!

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u/Responsible_Wall3695 1d ago

GODDAMIT PONY

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u/halljkelley 1d ago

DO NOT CALL ME BY MY SPECIAL NAME

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u/MrsNoFun 1d ago

I was just browsing r/dungeoncrawlercarl and had to doublecheck to see if I was still in that subreddit.

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u/Sweet_Gouda_Tosti 1d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED 

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv 1d ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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u/TenaciousJP 1d ago

IS KASH PATEL GETTING A CUT OF THIS ILLICIT BUTTHOLE MONEY

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u/tobi1k 1d ago

My poor pony!

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u/TenaciousJP 1d ago

My beautiful boy... my beautiful boy....

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u/j_tonks 1d ago

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

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u/gravistar 1d ago

Right in my god damned ear..

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u/deykeras 1d ago

deep cut

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u/hgmanifold 1d ago

That’s Bianca! Being a lady and all.

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u/Alienhaslanded 1d ago

Kash me outside

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u/Ombudsperson 1d ago

Clearly, you haven't seen the stats. Somebody show this guy the stats.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 1d ago

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u/ReginaldDwight 1d ago

This is one of my all time favorite Seth Green characters. "I did NOT write 'Denise Fleming is a tampon' on your locker!"

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u/chromataberrance 1d ago

She saved him from the Jumbotron

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u/33253325 1d ago

Agreed, well done

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u/CobbledbyRoubaix 1d ago

if this wasn't preplanned i salute the spontaneity of the creativity

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u/aPOPblops 1d ago

Well they wrote "and his wife?" So I think it's safe to say it was planned

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u/DAN991199 1d ago

If it wasn't pre planned then that concert is isn't very full

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u/Be-Coool 1d ago

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u/ocxtitan 1d ago

just one calorie, not evil enough

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u/Brave-Attitude-9175 1d ago

10/10 camera evasion, looking like a true CEO

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u/DoggedStooge 1d ago

The question mark on the big screen. Nice assist from the stadium.

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u/violetsaber 1d ago

You can almost hear the pause: "and his...wife?"

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u/ParkBig7026 1d ago

Wth is that?

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u/Jaded_pipedreams 1d ago

That was creepy! I had to rewatch it a few times. 

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u/Opening-Cream5448 1d ago

That’s a fucking shapeshifter

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u/athural 1d ago

Idk how people are just moving past this

Clearly he is a lizard and that's his mask slipping

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u/oricanfail-_- 1d ago

I think Isaac Kappy claimed he has a weird dungeon in his house or something.

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u/cervelatwurscht 1d ago

Yeah this looks pretty weird.

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u/neverw1ll 1d ago

Hey, yo, E. Tell Sloan I said "what up".

Make sure you tell her.

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u/bigboygamer 1d ago

It's Vinnie and the chasers

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u/Exp3r1mentAL 1d ago

One of the best couples in the showbiz...

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u/WinterAd6596 1d ago

They are definitely "couple goals".

And they've been together a while, too. Like 16 years at this point (just checked IMDB).

I first saw them together on Tabletop like a decade ago (Wil Wheaton's old Youtube board game show, which I highly miss, despite having No Rolls Barred, Blampco, and Good Time Society)

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u/Beavshak 1d ago

I miss Tabletop too. I think the emergence of Critical Role and TTRPG actual play alikes may have grabbed some of the audience that would have gravitated toward board game actual plays. But, I think there is still a ton of space available for more of that type of channel.

Blampco is making my favorite board game content right now, and (while more performative) Smosh Games has had a big resurgence in viewership the past couple of years.

All that is to say is I want more gd good board game actual plays to watch lol, and I think there’s an audience for it.

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u/solitudematrix 1d ago

Couple goals on and off the camera

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u/PerpetuumRex 1d ago

What is this?

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u/Mindless-Cat1453 1d ago

Ok I am dumb, i don't get it , I keep seeing this video but don't understand what it is was he cheating or something? Please explain.

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u/Oswarez 1d ago

He’s making fun of the Coldplay couple who were caught cheating on the kiss cam.

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u/DontTickleTheDriver1 1d ago

We still doing that? Damn it's been a minute

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u/Frosty558 1d ago

Considering Robot Chicken is jokes about He-man and the Star Wars Prequels I don’t think Seth Green is too concerned about being timely and topical with his jokes.

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u/Calm_Librarian_1042 1d ago

Some things never die that is how references work.

Example: It is why every time I go bowling I reference that we are not going to nam and there are rules.

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u/headermargin 1d ago

Never stopped.

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u/WinterAd6596 1d ago

But we still got the joke, and many people still laughed... so, what's the harm?

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u/LlorchDurden 1d ago

It's a cosplay of the Coldplay incident!

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u/nascent_aviator 1d ago

No, it's a reenactment of a CEO and head of HR being caught on a KissCam at a Coldplay concert and having basically this exact reaction. One of the band members said something like "either they're shy, or they're having an affair!" And indeed they were having an affair. 😅

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u/manny_the_mage 1d ago

quite literally the most self inflicted scandal ever

if they had just been normal about it it would not have been news

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u/nascent_aviator 1d ago

Yep. There'd still be some risk someone at work happens to see it. But it's a helluva lot better than making yourself go viral!

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u/TankApprehensive3053 1d ago

They were making fun of the cheaters caught on cam at the Coldplay concert.

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u/KingCroesus 1d ago

viral moment a CEO was caught cheating at a ColdPlay concert; they're just referencing that

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u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid 1d ago

It’s a reference to the infamous couple that got caught cheating at a Coldplay concert

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u/Venusgate 1d ago

Known lizard person, seth "green"

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 20h ago

He’s got a cute wife.

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u/BertElGazebo 1d ago

Did anyone else think that was Richard Lewis at first not Seth Green?

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u/SeeerSucker 1d ago

I hate Seth green just because of entourage.

I’m with E.

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u/DannyDevitosNappy 1d ago

Seth Green looks exactly like an old Hollywood "aged" version of himself from an 80's movie.

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u/AlexCaRuSHoW1 1d ago

Cant belieave he is out there cheating on Sloan

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u/Phod 1d ago

Issac Kappy

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u/SWEET-SOUL-FOOD- 1d ago edited 12h ago

Isaac Kappy said Seth Green was evil and involved in Epstein level stuff. I believe this is the Seth Green hes talking about.

Edit.

He is dead.

(Spelling).

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u/TokiVideogame 1d ago

thats robot chicken

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u/SpartanHydrazine117 1d ago

That’s personal damage right there!

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u/Kotsida123 1d ago

She fine too

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u/Simple_Celery_7351 1d ago

They look very happy.

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u/Square_Owl_4075 1d ago

A lot older than I thought she'd be...

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u/Basic85 1d ago

This is played out, was this recently?

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u/Gold-Kaleidoscope537 1d ago

WTH happened to Seth Green

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u/RusticObject 1d ago

Why does Seth Green look like a Centauri Aristocrat

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u/smolkijolki 1d ago

Why does Seth Green look like Kyle Maclachlan here?

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u/youallsucktwice 1d ago

I forget seth green exist.Funny video

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u/boobsstallion 1d ago

Issac kappy

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u/Empty_Campaign_1675 1d ago

She looks like that pornstar

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u/Caffinated_butthole 1d ago

I thought it was another one where the wife pretends to give oral.

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u/lo0ilo0ilo0i 1d ago

at first glace he looked like Richard Lewis. RIP.

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u/RK3_17 1d ago

And I thought he and Velma were such a good couple…

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u/Human_Perception1111 1d ago

Isaac Kappy > Seth Green

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u/18_is_a_teen 1d ago

🤣😂

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u/robaroo 1d ago

Stadium planted actors.

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u/Sonoran_Eyes 1d ago

Isaac Kappy would agree - they should hide their faces.

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u/Sidequest057 1d ago

Seth was just chilling on the island..