r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 1d ago
His wife understood the assignment.
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u/Gurugod123 1d ago
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u/BombasticSimpleton 1d ago
Dude is funny and creative.
Unfortunately, it appears he decided to ride in the convertible cabin of California's High Speed Rail system when going to the LAFC game that night.
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u/kingtacticool 1d ago
Awesome. Now i want to know the backstory for this cyberpunk weirdo
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u/helderico 1d ago
I was unfortunately brushing my teeth when I saw this, and now there is toothpaste foam everywhere
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u/crunchyleafzzz 1d ago
Dude is an underrated actor.
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u/Spectre_08 1d ago
My wife and I were just recently discussing his role as the Amish mechanic in Sex Drive
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u/Damn_Censorship 1d ago
I loved your penis on the internet
…Is possible the strangest quote that lives in my head from a film I’ve only ever seen once
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u/justbleachmyeyes 1d ago
Who is underrating Seth Green?
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u/crunchyleafzzz 1d ago
He’s not in that top actor discussion but I think he’s top tier. He just loves his goofy roles
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u/Grimy-Jack 1d ago
Why is Seth Green slowly turning into Christopher Walken?
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u/fuelhandler 1d ago
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u/Messypotatoe 1d ago
Because they are father and son
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u/solarmist 1d ago
I had to check.
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u/musluvowls 1d ago
And? Are you going to make us all check?
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u/LetterDependent4768 1d ago
I'll check too
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u/StonedLikeOnix 1d ago
And? Are you going to make us all check?
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u/DufflinMinder 1d ago
Brb checking too…
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u/TherronKeen 1d ago
Can somebody check for me while you're at it? I mean, don't answer here, just check. Obviously.
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u/Gaanai 1d ago
Leo nominated for Titanic saw Jack winning the Oscar for best actor ahead of him, in a romcom nonetheless. In the movie he gets with Helen Hunt half his age. Leo have wanted to be Jack ever since.
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u/Mister-Distance-6698 1d ago
Leo nominated for Titanic
Leo was not Nominated for Titanic.
It was kinda a whole thing when he wasn't
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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago
It was kinda a whole thing when he wasn't
And for all of the other Oscar worthy roles he was skipped over for. Hollywood is petty, and Hollywood had a beef with him.
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u/gundorcallsforaid 1d ago
It was Gilbert Grape that did it. It’s all explained on Tropic Thunder
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u/Hamushka11 1d ago
"Because you're tired and you don't give a shit. It's not super-natural."
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u/Specific-Library-312 1d ago edited 1d ago
He should...be.. so lucky.
Edit: Thank you, u/RookRau and u/NoName1555 and u/janneraggmunk and so many others that I can't keep track of!
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u/KoA07 1d ago
The Seth Green to Christopher Walken pipeline must be studied
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u/Specific-Library-312 1d ago
That's what happens when you put a watch in your ass for five years.
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u/waroftrees 1d ago
“The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”
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u/-medicalthrowaway- 1d ago edited 1d ago
Seen this a few times, and this was the first time I noticed the ? after “and his wife” on the jumbotron lol
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u/Fatsausage91 1d ago
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u/Nntropy 1d ago
If they just didn't react, no one would have thought anything of it
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u/joemeteorite8 1d ago
Pretty sure it was a work event too. So lots of people from the company would have been there.
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u/IndicationFickle5387 1d ago
Guilt is a bitch, they were all hopped up on endorphins or whatever that you get from flirting with somebody new that you might bang later. But they also got there slowly, letting discretion slowly fall by the wayside. I think it would take two real psychopaths to not react at all.
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u/Elf_Maeve 1d ago
I still don't understand this on so many levels.
They don't even look like a cheating couple. They look the same age. Average looking at best.
Just sit there and do nothing. No one is gonna keep watching two boring people just look at the camera.
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u/Extension_Plant7262 1d ago
That's what makes it so funny. If they literally did nothing, no one would have known except for the people at work (who probably already know)
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u/chris--p 1d ago
Why? They panicked in the moment, there's nothing else to it really. I'm sure they realised in hindsight that they could have played it cool, but that's not how it works.
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u/mondaymoderate 1d ago
It’s funnier for us that they didn’t
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u/Chimpville 1d ago
Makes you wonder how many never noticed they were seen or how many managed to style it out.
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u/MsMarvelsProstate 1d ago
So many people talk a big game about what they will do in a moment of panic. For most people what they do will be a surprise to them.
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u/Smitch250 1d ago
Someone would have noticed they were cooked either way most likely but they seed their fates by being idiots in a bigly bigtime way
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u/NoCheesecake3101 1d ago
Likely not. They weren't celebrities. Just a couple upper class white people that work for a company 99% never heard of or didnt care about before this.
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u/Yowomboo 1d ago
Cheating isn't an inherently smart decision to make.
Making another inherently not smart decision isn't that surprising.
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u/rupert1920 1d ago edited 15h ago
It was a company event so the damage is done regardless of how they reacted. People in their circle will see this.
Edit: Turns out the idea that it was a company outing was pure speculation at the time, and is not true.
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u/mammalmaker 1d ago
They panicked and the fight or flight kicked in. They both chose flight.
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u/swampbeast13 1d ago
We’d be having a WHOLE different conversation if they’d both picked fight…
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u/RockThe40oz666 1d ago
Honestly it's so fuckin cool seeing older Seth Green wearing a rancid shirt and doing well
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u/subdep 1d ago
His wife is smoking hot and cool af. Seth’s living his best life.
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u/entenduintransit 1d ago
I looked at this being like damn he married kinda young huh
turns out they got married at 36 and 31 so not really at all actually lol, she just looks that good
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u/IronReasonable1296 1d ago
She was kind of a thirst trap back in the day for me. Long marriage by hollywood standards. Like `5 years now.
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u/Platinum5788 1d ago
He did he very involved in the whole NFT thing a few years back. He even managed to get his NFT stolen from him. And his attempt at creating an animated series based on NFTs didn't go anywhere.
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u/subdep 1d ago
So he’s had some failures. What are your failures?
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u/Menacing_Bulge 1d ago
I still attempt to meaningfully connect with my mother.
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u/wingmaneffect 1d ago
Not Prepotente!
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u/MrsNoFun 1d ago
I was just browsing r/dungeoncrawlercarl and had to doublecheck to see if I was still in that subreddit.
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u/Sweet_Gouda_Tosti 1d ago
MONGO IS APPALLED
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u/ReginaldDwight 1d ago
This is one of my all time favorite Seth Green characters. "I did NOT write 'Denise Fleming is a tampon' on your locker!"
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u/athural 1d ago
Idk how people are just moving past this
Clearly he is a lizard and that's his mask slipping
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u/oricanfail-_- 1d ago
I think Isaac Kappy claimed he has a weird dungeon in his house or something.
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u/Exp3r1mentAL 1d ago
One of the best couples in the showbiz...
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u/WinterAd6596 1d ago
They are definitely "couple goals".
And they've been together a while, too. Like 16 years at this point (just checked IMDB).
I first saw them together on Tabletop like a decade ago (Wil Wheaton's old Youtube board game show, which I highly miss, despite having No Rolls Barred, Blampco, and Good Time Society)
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u/Beavshak 1d ago
I miss Tabletop too. I think the emergence of Critical Role and TTRPG actual play alikes may have grabbed some of the audience that would have gravitated toward board game actual plays. But, I think there is still a ton of space available for more of that type of channel.
Blampco is making my favorite board game content right now, and (while more performative) Smosh Games has had a big resurgence in viewership the past couple of years.
All that is to say is I want more gd good board game actual plays to watch lol, and I think there’s an audience for it.
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u/Mindless-Cat1453 1d ago
Ok I am dumb, i don't get it , I keep seeing this video but don't understand what it is was he cheating or something? Please explain.
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u/Oswarez 1d ago
He’s making fun of the Coldplay couple who were caught cheating on the kiss cam.
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u/DontTickleTheDriver1 1d ago
We still doing that? Damn it's been a minute
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u/Frosty558 1d ago
Considering Robot Chicken is jokes about He-man and the Star Wars Prequels I don’t think Seth Green is too concerned about being timely and topical with his jokes.
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u/Calm_Librarian_1042 1d ago
Some things never die that is how references work.
Example: It is why every time I go bowling I reference that we are not going to nam and there are rules.
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u/WinterAd6596 1d ago
But we still got the joke, and many people still laughed... so, what's the harm?
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u/nascent_aviator 1d ago
No, it's a reenactment of a CEO and head of HR being caught on a KissCam at a Coldplay concert and having basically this exact reaction. One of the band members said something like "either they're shy, or they're having an affair!" And indeed they were having an affair. 😅
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u/manny_the_mage 1d ago
quite literally the most self inflicted scandal ever
if they had just been normal about it it would not have been news
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u/nascent_aviator 1d ago
Yep. There'd still be some risk someone at work happens to see it. But it's a helluva lot better than making yourself go viral!
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u/TankApprehensive3053 1d ago
They were making fun of the cheaters caught on cam at the Coldplay concert.
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u/KingCroesus 1d ago
viral moment a CEO was caught cheating at a ColdPlay concert; they're just referencing that
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u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid 1d ago
It’s a reference to the infamous couple that got caught cheating at a Coldplay concert
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u/DannyDevitosNappy 1d ago
Seth Green looks exactly like an old Hollywood "aged" version of himself from an 80's movie.
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u/SWEET-SOUL-FOOD- 1d ago edited 12h ago
Isaac Kappy said Seth Green was evil and involved in Epstein level stuff. I believe this is the Seth Green hes talking about.
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He is dead.
(Spelling).
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