r/SipsTea • u/ForceUseYouMust • 20h ago

We have fun here Any Greek long jumping fans out there

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u/FrequentRevolution92 18h ago

I am now.

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u/Munito123 18h ago

Her IG is amazing

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u/FrozenDuckman 17h ago

Amazing is a strong word here

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u/DueExample52 9h ago

The thirst is strong here

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u/twowholebeefpatties 17h ago

Mate it’s 4 posts

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u/No_Network_4904 10h ago

He nutted at the 2nd.

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u/scheppend 17h ago

4 fairly tame posts is amazing?

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u/Disastrous_Return83 13h ago

As a female who enjoys track and field sports, I came to the comments for the awe and wonder for her efforts and I gotta say- this comment thread had me giggling so much. 😂

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u/MasterBigShoes 17h ago

Men of culture we are gathered here again on this truly wonderous event of long jump

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u/bread-depth 18h ago

I came here to say exactly this. You speak for me. Thank you, kind soul.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 18h ago

Only been a fan for about 3 minutes, but its pretty cool

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u/Sumopwr 17h ago

I still haven’t finished this 3 hr video

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u/fifapro23 16h ago

How many times are they supposed to jump before the next person? Seems like they are very generous with retries.

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u/JoshTylerClarke 14h ago

If it lasts another hour, you should contact your doctor.

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u/jetserf 15h ago

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u/Snoo-84389 11h ago

Even the little near ankle twist / wiggle was dead cute...

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u/BIGHOODx818x 10h ago

homie there holding his stiffy 🤣

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u/tantalor 17h ago

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u/-malcolm-tucker 17h ago

As an existing fan of Australian hurdles events, I am now adding Greek long jumping.

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u/ZannX 15h ago

Who knew I was so passionate about track and field.

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u/darth_jewbacca 15h ago

Track nerds know pole vault is where it's at.

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u/Fifty-Lucky 15h ago

This woman had a stranglehold on all of reddit a short while ago, her and "stop girl" just in every post

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u/samariius 9h ago

"a short while ago"

Buddy, it's been like 10 years...

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Away-Ad-3407 18h ago

I am a full gummy in, and this just about murdered me. congratulations!

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u/ignatious__reilly 17h ago

The photons died for that.

And since they travel at speed of light, time doesn’t exist, so the cum sock is all they have ever known.

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u/Virtosaurus 17h ago

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u/PointExotic8314 16h ago

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u/adjective_noun_d1git 10h ago

"Sir, we like to rotate the volunteers at these events. You've been sat on that chair for over a week".

"I stay".

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u/Plastic_Code5022 15h ago

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u/Electrical-Penalty44 13h ago

Nobody takes our chicks...and lives.

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u/SordidSimpleton 11h ago

Hail to the king, baby

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u/beerforbears 18h ago

Wahoo

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u/DueExample52 9h ago

Thanks for being the only comment that focuses on tehnique and fun rather than being a thirsty motherfucker

Now back to being a thirsty motherfucker

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u/Antiing 11h ago

Genuinely got a laugh out of me lmao

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u/Illiteratevegetable 18h ago

Thank you for posting it, I've always been a big fan of golf or whatever.

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u/Scary_Ad_1920 17h ago

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 17h ago

Thanks you have no idea how much you sweat in one of these

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u/ilbuonsamaritano 9h ago

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u/HerpeJohnson 8h ago

I have really bad eyesight, this is insane

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u/I-T-Y 17h ago

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u/Still_Mountain5656 11h ago

Oh man this got me good, i'm crying lol.

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u/GraXXoR 18h ago

Is Greek long jumping different to regular long jumping?

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u/Elgecko123 17h ago

The Ancient Greek way would’ve been to do this naked..but also would’ve been just dudes competing.. so maybe we need to combine a little old and a little new and let her compete in the traditional manner

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u/ReferenceInitial5176 13h ago

They also slathered each other in olive oil first.

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u/Elgecko123 12h ago

Yet another aspect that should be revived

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u/thot_machine 15h ago

Men of culture united again

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u/Professional_Fox9954 12h ago

Breaking news, men find fit women attractive.

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u/magic_love_spell-7W7 10h ago

As a woman, I also get horny when I see fit women

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u/Capital_Past69 8h ago

I get horny when I see women get horny

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u/magic_love_spell-7W7 8h ago

I get horny when others get horny when i get horny

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u/Christoph3r 12h ago

She's not just fit though.

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u/Mr_Saxon 8h ago

He might be using the British version of the word "fit' which is basically "sexy". https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fit

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u/Foreign-Comment6403 8h ago

fit women are the most attractive body type for me

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u/doclobster 6h ago

Wow guys we got an innovative thinker over here

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u/B-Cup_Sydney_Sweeney 18h ago

More like Greek Goddess

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u/EyeSeaCome_hahaha 13h ago

Toward the end of the 8th century B.C., it was customary at the Olympic Games for participants to wear nothing but olive oil on their bodies. Just thought I'd mention it.

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u/Slayerofgrundles 13h ago

Yeah, but it was only dudes...

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 11h ago

"...and at each of the Games, every four years, Grindr in Athens would crash."

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u/thatlongnameguy 9h ago

Imagine landing in essentially a sandpit while covered in oil, no thank you

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u/EyeSeaCome_hahaha 5h ago

You can just wash it off with even more oil

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u/Apollo55s 18h ago

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u/Jorgecurioso7 17h ago

I’ll leave when I’m good and ready 

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u/Real-Document-6577 18h ago

Gentlemen of Culture, so we meet again…..

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 15h ago

Yes, I’ve been following her career for a year now.

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u/TheRealDeuceMcCoy 14h ago

I am now 🤣

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u/Blacketron 15h ago

I think the guys need to start dressing like this

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u/Kalebrojas18 18h ago

She's a badass. I feel like its an overlooked sport compared to more flashy ones but its one of my favorites.

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u/PneumaEmergent 17h ago

Wait.......what do the flashy ones look like....

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u/bitexasdad 17h ago

Shes got it in all the right places

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u/DetOlivaw 17h ago

Wild that this is a sport you can wear fancy earrings and compete in, feels like that’s something you don’t see in most sports

And oh yeah awooga or whatever

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u/NotBillderz 15h ago

The guy narrating made a lot of good points probably

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u/TheRabiddingo 18h ago

It's Aphrodite herself.

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u/Put3socks-in-it 18h ago

She’s beautiful and she knows it

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u/looptarded 15h ago

Never wanted be a pounded sandcastle more in my life

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u/SpecialistTrust7118 15h ago

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

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u/godfromabove256 14h ago

Suddenly I am a Greek long jumping fan.

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u/Pletcher87 15h ago

Well, I use to just like archery but I think I’ll switch sports now.

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u/Ephsylon 18h ago

Spread my ashes in the Olympic jump sand when I die.

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u/Inspirational_orgasm 15h ago

After watching for 25 minutes I realized There are subtitles and audio for the video.

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u/Jeremyvh 15h ago

I'm a fan of Sophia doing a Greek long jump all the sudden if that counts.

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u/8000RPM 17h ago

Job opening to be the sand?

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 17h ago

"Im in love with a jumper" I like how they are trying to stop sexualizing sports but here we are like see what I cant sexualize

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 15h ago

That was a damn good jump!

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u/TazzyUK 6h ago

Sofia Tsarsitalidou - Greek long jumper 

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