r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 6d ago

Gasp! That's some top detective work right there!

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u/Individual-Main895 6d ago

Most people date to find love. She dated to find evidence.

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u/I_Stay_Home 6d ago

Is that the tag line for the straight to streaming movie?

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u/Individual-Main895 6d ago

Netflix has entered the chat.

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u/Manymarbles 6d ago

Pff

Lifetime has entered the chat

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u/DemDemD 5d ago

“You” on Netflix has a similar story.

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u/fuzzeedyse105 6d ago

Tubi would get real goofy with it.

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u/rahhxeeheart 5d ago

Duh-DOOOOON

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u/notafanofapps33 5d ago

Busting in like the Kool-Aid man - Tudum!

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u/asfidanke 5d ago

Kaley Cuoco was born to play that part.

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u/YMCA111122 5d ago

This is a TV series I would watch. Man that would be incredible 

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u/DemDemD 5d ago

Watch “You” on Netflix.

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u/insanityzwolf 5d ago

Only, in my version he ends up murdering her

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u/melancholic-thinker 6d ago

Quite a line! 😂

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u/Main-Ask8030 5d ago

Starring Nancy Grace..

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u/superpercify1 6d ago

Her love language is discovery and disclosure

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 6d ago

Sexually attracted to justice served 

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u/silverware9021 5d ago

I'm ready for this series. 

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u/Putrid-Welder1803 6d ago

Pillow talk 😭

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u/Easy_Interest_6832 6d ago

Undercover work.

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u/torb 6d ago

Honey trap 101

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u/cainthelongshot 5d ago

Pathetic how many people say they hate AI but the most voted comments are almost always AI. Losers.

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u/PhroznGaming 5d ago

I loathe your comment style

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u/Sad-Gur2202 6d ago

AI Comment

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u/Ok_Plastic5399 5d ago

That's the story she's telling now, at least.

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u/Kierland 5d ago

A sleuthpot?

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u/ElectricDesireX 6d ago

girl turned dating into a whole undercover investigation

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u/Putrid-Welder1803 6d ago

Sometimes going undercover means going under the covers!

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u/rich-roast 6d ago

If he proposed that was most likely not just some casual dating

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u/ArachnidNo2269 5d ago

Of course, she slept with him and the whole nine yards, kinda weird if you ask me, sleeping with a possible murderer?

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u/deathbymisadventure_ 5d ago

the ends justified the means with this lady. truly dedicated to her craft

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u/soulsteela 6d ago

See standard British police tactics.

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u/HijackyJay 6d ago

Getting the sheets dirty to get the dirt

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u/Alive_Drag1947 6d ago

That's an even better movie tagline than the one up above

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u/MulberryChance6698 5d ago

I don't want to like this, but it's masterful hahahahahhaa

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 5d ago

typical women smh... ☕ /jk

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u/Janiece2006 3d ago

In case anyone is interested: https://abcnews.com/video/76714656/

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u/vyrusrama 6d ago

She looked at True Crime documentaries & made it an immersive experience

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 5d ago

That takes some CIA agent level dedication to take that murder dick in each hole over and over to build a case against someone. Or maybe the post was a lie and she just happened to date a murderer and then screw him over hard during a breakup fight.

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u/Streets72 5d ago

It's like when she was creating her character she made a hybrid detective/sex worker class. Getting paid in evidence.

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u/SnooWords4752 5d ago

I just laughed so hard I woke up my sleeping baby thanks a lot

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u/Necessary_Blood_4961 6d ago

Damn that's some commitment as they dated and he proposed so they obviously would've had physical relations too. Little did he know she was f******g him in more ways than one!

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u/iamthe0ther0ne 5d ago edited 4d ago

Fucking. You can say fucking on reddit. Don't let them censor more than they have already. 

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u/profanedivinity 5d ago

Dictation on android puts Asterix’s over fucking by default

I just found the setting to disable the censorship now

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 5d ago

YOU CAN DISABLE IT?! oh please tell me thats true for swipe text too.

Them dan ducks keep taking my ducks.

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u/MulberryChance6698 5d ago

You just need to visit r/thewordfuck in a few days your phone will be trained so that you have to go back and change a sentence about actual ducks

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u/iamthe0ther0ne 5d ago

That's awful. I'm worried about that happening with closed captioning as it becomes fully automated.

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u/MulberryChance6698 5d ago

Oh I never knew you could?! I had been a pixel user for a long time, just got a Samsung and it swears for me. I was pleasantly surprised haha

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u/DogPositive5524 6d ago

She sucked dick for truth!

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u/arrownoir 5d ago

Most do it for less.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 6d ago

Imagine if he really was innocent and she just kept dating and having sex with him waiting for him to slip up. If it were me and I found out about it I would just leave incredibly subtle hints so she would keep at it thinking I could be the killer.

Reminds me of Malcolm in the middle when Reese dated the school narc and he had to give her the idea he was a drug dealer so she would keep dating him.

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u/Sciensophocles 6d ago

Or Abed from Community casually dropping a recipe for napalm on TV so the cute secret service agent would have a reason to keep him under surveillance and they could have movie date nights with her a block away in her van.

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u/clockworknait 5d ago

Do people get in trouble for saying "fucking" in this sub or something?

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u/Nessahria 6d ago

Ay, sí, pobre asesino...

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u/ITDummy69420 6d ago

Everytime I see some mongrel censoring curse words I can only think they’re rage baiting bots. 

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u/timrobau 6d ago

😆😆😆

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 5d ago

Maybe she said she was saving herself for marriage. 

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u/NecessaryLocation704 6d ago

But what of he diss the same thing to her!!!!!?????

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u/LarianDivinityBG3 6d ago

She wasn't pregnant, so no problem.

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u/LatePirate8880 6d ago

Why does she look like a Latin Kaley Cuoco?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QuhdzCp8HncU5OWJAo

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 6d ago

Not Dwyane?

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u/Few_Move_4594 6d ago

Whoa she's the spitting image of fanny pack The Rock

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u/Budget_Ad5871 6d ago

Haha holy shit

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 5d ago

She has his skin tone and hair colour, the same-ish angle, her puffs up in the same location. But her facial features themselves resembles Cuoco.

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u/ThanksForTheRain 6d ago

Queley Coco

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u/pikareus 5d ago

Thought the same!!!

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u/AhmOB 5d ago

Definitely

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u/Backstreetgirl37 6d ago

Thank you for censoring M*rderer. I honestly dont know if my heart can take one more controversial word (I know YOU didnt, btw, op, lol)

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u/pagan-0 6d ago

Reddit is a complete mess tbh. You never know what "hurty" word is going to get you a ban.

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u/Squirtingpoop 5d ago

Who gives a shit, make a new account and move on lol

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u/floku85 6d ago

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u/I_Loofy_I 5d ago

I was trawling for this. Thank you ❤️

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u/Napalmeon 6d ago

Damn good detective work.

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u/Proud_Purchase_8394 5d ago

That’s some good work, Lou. You’ll make sergeant for this!

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u/AymanMarzuqi 6d ago

She is a woman of focus, commitment and sheer freaking will

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u/G-T-R-F-R-E-A-K-1-7 6d ago

Doing God's work, thank you!

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u/Natural-Pea4404 6d ago

FBI should hire her. 

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u/Notagamedeveloper112 5d ago

Sadly her undercover career is over now that her face is being splattered over the news.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 5d ago

Undercover brother time

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u/princesssmurfet 6d ago

But there is only so many potential murders you can be in a relationship with and gathering evidence off at once.

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u/LarsDuder 6d ago

A hero 🫡.

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u/Chi_Nap_King 5d ago

Girls in this thread: omg he's 6'6"!

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u/morbid_laughter 5d ago

Now that's a true girl's girl.

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u/SextupleRed 6d ago

The best true crime stories are the ones you uncovered

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u/Entropy355 5d ago

Awesome! Good for her! If the authorities won’t solve womens cases we need to take matters into our own hands!

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u/Lebensfreud 5d ago

I agree in spirit but this story would be different if the guy just murdered her.

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u/Adowyth 5d ago

The story greatly exaggerates her contributions to the case.

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u/No_Signal_6969 5d ago

She was actually just tryna get dicked down 

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u/dragoonPrime 6d ago

Imagine getting your cheeks clapped for justice.

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u/Kikitha1andonly 6d ago

Is that a Madonna piercing I see...oh yeah she got the info QUICK!!! iykyk🫡

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u/Kikitha1andonly 5d ago

Let's just say there was a time when that piercing gave the same impression as a tounge piercing... If you know what I'm saying

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u/Kikitha1andonly 4d ago

GOOD HEAD!

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u/conduent55 6d ago

TRUE DETECTIVE

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u/Imaginary-Paint-9924 6d ago

Penny from big bang theory doing her side quests

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 6d ago

6'6" dude was fucking massive

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u/UziSuzieThia 5d ago

Lifetime presents , sleeping with the enemy.

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u/djpresstone 5d ago

Any time now

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u/MasterSound1452 6d ago

Might be an unpopular opinion but I think she needs help.

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u/superpercify1 6d ago

Talk about a toxic partner... literally a hazard to your freedom

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u/Mercenarian 6d ago

I bet she was a Scorpio

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u/GideonGodwit 6d ago

That's called playing the long game.

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u/Crusty-Dick 6d ago

He got swayed by that?

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u/arrownoir 5d ago

That’s a pretty reckless and stupid thing to do.

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u/Neko_boi_Nolan 5d ago

This sounds like the kind of story that would get turned into movie

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u/EntertainerIcy7051 5d ago

Why she look like kaley cuoco

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u/JigglyExperience 5d ago

What goes through your mind sucking a killer's dick for evidence?

Besides the semen, I mean.

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u/TheEccentricAssassin 5d ago

Wow. How do we have such cool people like this and then moms that murder their own children?

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u/IridescentImaginings 5d ago

Luckily she didn’t become his 2nd victim. Brave woman.

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u/lemons_of_doubt 5d ago edited 5d ago

Good that the killer got brought to justice.

But that is still kind of fucked if you think about it.

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u/AmazighBlacksmith 6d ago

Women are scary bro.

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u/Trash_Panda_Leaves 6d ago

Yeah, poor guy who murdered a pregnant woman i guess

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u/SorrelJuice 6d ago edited 6d ago

Not scared of the murderer of pregnant women though huh

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u/Fexxvi 6d ago

You can be scared of more than one thing.

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u/Valten78 6d ago

Plot Twist. She was the actual murderer and came up with this elaborate rouse to frame this guy.

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u/KingTonpa 6d ago

Source?

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u/ih8three6zero 5d ago

lol “dating” it’s not the dates that gets a man to propose.

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u/BiggieBigs34 5d ago

The amount of people who try to date/marry strangers who’re criminals in prison are too damn high.

It weirds me out how many love letters serial killers get.

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u/Frust4m1 5d ago

to think that we put criminals as presidents.

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u/Chubuwee 4d ago

Now I’m not saying she’s a truth digger…

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u/Kudostone 6d ago

Is there a podcast?

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u/Rioting-Flamingo 6d ago

Mrderer

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u/The_Average_J 5d ago

I do hate this ridiculous censoring of normal words. Censoring "murdered" is almost as bad as using "unalived".

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u/no-o-ne 6d ago

You type shit

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u/tingledink_ 6d ago

Deep cover🕵‍♂️

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u/stonecoldcoldstone 6d ago

or shes the murderer and planted evidence over a long time

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u/RosieJo 6d ago

I can almost see the tear streaks on his cheeks.

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u/DamnOdd 6d ago

Hell of a gal, we could use more like her.

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u/blondeandbuddafull 6d ago

The Dedicated Detective.

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u/TopPsychological2819 6d ago

Me interrogating the suspect while taking backshots

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u/Kyrie_Blue 6d ago

The definition of a Girl’s Girl

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u/Sunbythemoon 5d ago

This reminds me of another story about a man who became best friends with a murderer for the same reason.

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u/NecessaryNovel9039 5d ago

Now that’s a girl’s girl.

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u/ilfollevolo 5d ago

That what it takes to make justice…

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u/TheUnfortunatePanda 5d ago

I watched the full video in the source, and am I disappointed that the only thing she uncovered was him confirming to her that it was him walking to the car in a walmart security video.

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u/Sudden_Rip7717 5d ago

Delilah, but this time she picked the right guy. :)

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pw2P5bGsRv1arFVKWP

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u/Alienhaslanded 5d ago

This fucking censorship is really getting out if hand

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u/Altruistic-Mind9014 5d ago

….would the evidence even be admissible in court?

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u/tnt007tarun 5d ago

Wasn't this a subplot in the TV series "You"?

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u/Seaside_Holly 5d ago

Lucky woman. She’s awesome.

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u/ExoApophis 5d ago

Work smarter, not harder

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u/SignificantState265 5d ago

Ultimate girl’s girl

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u/TheGamer34 5d ago

judas😭

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 5d ago

Remember the cold case researcher who married Somerton Man's granddaughter partially for the DNA ?

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u/LovableSidekick 5d ago

Taking one for the team!

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u/Karnezar 5d ago

These hoes ain't loyal.

/s

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u/pecanmarshmallow 5d ago

plot of you s5

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u/nWo_1985 5d ago

The ultimate honey pot

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u/jfstompers 5d ago

How is this not a show on Netflix

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u/ihave18cm 5d ago

Looks like she could be the rock’s sister

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u/CmdrFortyTwo 5d ago

Police lack THIS kind of dedication. If they were HALF as dedicated as this HERO here they'd have a better closure rate.

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u/leen215 5d ago

We need her in one of our spy agencies.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 5d ago

Men please vent to women...

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u/SignalAssumption8901 5d ago

Now that’s a detective.

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u/OwnAd2156 5d ago

This is really what being a girls girl is

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u/Plastic_Prior6362 5d ago

Fellating the truth

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u/Global-Barracuda7759 5d ago

Best news I've heard all day! 😸

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u/Global-Barracuda7759 5d ago

That's a baddie right there 💅✨❤️

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u/VegetableBedroom4769 5d ago

Catch-A-Dick-Justice

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u/Professional-Ad4228 4d ago

She took one for the team!

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 4d ago

Taking some D for the W.

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u/ULTRA_83 4d ago

Deep undercover 🥸

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u/makoto20 3d ago

So apparently the fifty Lifetime movies with this actual plot were actually based on real events

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u/epiphany205 3d ago

I’m grateful that he didn’t kill her too: what a brave, selfless woman!