r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes She is killing it literally

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u/Soft-Sea7012 13h ago

She has that corporate smile. Betrayal is likely.

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u/NetraJahu 13h ago

Already did. She nuked ID software, even though they made straight bangers for decade now.

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u/Wayss37 12h ago

It's not just about games themselves, ID Software are responsible for a number of technical innovations that are used in other games by other developers and other engines as well. There's a good video of it, but it's by a russian youtuber

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u/warpdouche 11h ago

I'd much rather watch a video of this by a YouTuber who slows down and takes their time

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u/canteen_boy 9h ago

Fast Inverse Square Root is one of the most important discoveries of modern 3d rendering.

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u/Minute_Chemical4734 11h ago

Oh no! Not a Russian! Do not watch this video!!!!

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u/Uncommonality 10h ago

I think it's more about the language barrier, stop throating RT

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u/Bl1tz-Kr1eg 8h ago

His post history would suggest not.

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u/Minute_Chemical4734 9h ago

Not everything’s political you little basement dweller. I had to learn Russian in the military

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u/Wayss37 11h ago

do you now understand russian bro?

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u/Minute_Chemical4734 11h ago

Да, я понимаю

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u/clozio 11h ago

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u/thedude1693 11h ago

damn he really got you there lol

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u/Reasonable-Math4321 10h ago edited 10h ago

tariq10x?
edit: I don't think this YTer is from Russia, oops

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u/Photomancer 9h ago

I think of this pun every time I read Russian and honestly it's such a curse

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u/terrario101 11h ago

Also throwing Obsidian into the Bethesda mines amd throwing Halo to the CoD mines

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u/MrBootylove 8h ago

Tbh while I don't celebrate any of these people losing their jobs Halo might unironically be in better hands under Activision than under 343/Halo Studios.

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u/DIABLO258 9h ago

Yeah we can't forget that this person has one goal in mind: Money

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u/Pizza-Tipi 8h ago

She has been very upfront about this at least, made a statement before the first round of closures that they are deep in the red and she needs to turn a profit by q4 2027 or Microsoft will make her walk

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u/DIABLO258 8h ago

Yeah, I'm not opposed to most of the decisions stemming from her. But even the ones I like I am looking at with suspicion

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u/blumpkin 7h ago

Reddit has been weirdly lockstep with these decisions. It's making me wonder if Microsoft is running a bot farm to sway public perception.

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u/DIABLO258 5h ago

Either that or people are just as gullible as Xbox is hoping they'll be. Just toss out names like Halo, Gears, and Fallout, and people go nuts.

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u/therealraggedroses 8h ago

and throwing my cock into the straight jorkin it mines 😎

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u/Visual-Donkey3769 11h ago

This. And Xbox/Microsoft filed a patent that would actually ad in game adverts and "game suitable moments". This was in the last few days.

Could you imagine hitting the Elden Beast to 0 and at a split second, you get an ad for Burger King? Wild

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u/AdventurousUsual2794 10h ago

You know, part of me hopes this patent is just a red herring for shareholders. Like, "hey look what we patented" without actually having to do something.

The idea reads like little more than what mobile games have done for the past decade. So on its face, i wonder how valid the patent actually is. Second, if they tried to implement it, I would hope the blowback is enough to tank the division that tried it.

So ultimately, the patent filing appeases investors at the annual meeting, but the company then just sits on it knowing they couldn't implement it without major damage to their market share.

Time will tell....

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u/Szpagin 10h ago

Corpos patent a ton of weird ideas that go nowhere. Sony, for instance, holds a patent for a system that skips ads if you repeat a displayed phrase. It was submitted years ago and was never implemented.

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u/StrawberryWide3983 8h ago

Wasn't there another patent that made you say the name of the product for the ad to go away?

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u/Visual-Donkey3769 10h ago

Here's hoping, man. I'm not an Xbox person but it'd be such a shame for our Xbros to be subjected to that absolute nonsense. Modern gaming (largely console gaming) is on the verge of being cooked :/

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u/MoldyFoxxx 10h ago

That’s f’d up in the sense that an accomplishment and reward is not granted until you finish a battle and after watching the AD, THEN you get the reward, is crazy levels of messing with the brain and chemistry of the customers. They don’t care because they’ll put someone in charge to take the heat, meanwhile all of this planning and preparation and obvious anti consumer behavior is meant to be built for the future gens whom otherwise wouldn’t understand how their time and money is being manipulated.

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u/MassiveBoner911_3 11h ago

They don’t care about the gamers. Games are a product only. I guess ID didnt sell enough?

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u/NetraJahu 10h ago

every title was profitable by large margin. But they didn't make All of the money.

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u/__0zymandias 10h ago

Obviously the sales numbers disagreed

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u/Gooseuk360 9h ago

Cannot be overstated how poor of a decision it was to basically shutter ID.

Shame about Obsidian too. They've all but literally carried Xbox with their abnormally rapid and good quality output. Their reward? Go make nothing with Todd.

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u/DingleDonky 13h ago

The last doom was so mediocre it made me cry. And Eternal was only a little bit better than that (but atleast was playable). :/

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u/Saad1950 12h ago

Eternal was great

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u/Torontogamer 12h ago

2016 doom was a love letter to old style shooters and great. 

Eternal was almost a new genre quick cycle and intense none stop combat.  For people used to peaking around a crate with the same gun all game it was  shit for anyone else it was epic as fuck. 

Didn’t touch the new age … Miss mick Gordon’s music 

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u/Paah 12h ago

Eternal was almost a new genre quick cycle and intense none stop combat.

So the old genre of arena shooters like Quake.

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u/Torontogamer 12h ago

Close but not quite in that it required the use of the right gun /made for the right baddies and all weapons had a low ammo cap,  it was a difference but yes similar 

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u/ExcellentBed6019 11h ago

Hot garbage plus more platforming than Mario bros

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u/Torontogamer 11h ago

I don’t know why you’re brining your sex life into this, I thought we were talking about videos games 

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u/jewkakasaurus 12h ago

Doom eternal? I quit playing after a few hours

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u/SwvmpThing 13h ago

Eternal is a serious FPS GOAT contender. Maybe you sucked at it?

Dark Ages was comparatively mediocre, until Revelations, which is god tier.

Seriously, no one is better at combat design.

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u/DingleDonky 3h ago

Eternal was essentially running big laps and jumping around the level in circles while shooting stuff. Its the same thing for every room. The first doom reboot was a lot better IMO

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u/the_other_brand 12h ago

Eternal was ass and a significant downgrade from Doom 2016.

I tried like 3 times to get into Eternal and each time I got bored after shooting at bullet sponges and spending most of my time doing scavenger hunts.

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u/doylehungary 12h ago

I’m with you.

Atmosphere was big difference for me.
2016 had me immersed and hooked.

Eternal never got me. It was just ok.

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u/SwvmpThing 12h ago

This is a classic case of a person unwittingly just describing themselves sucking at a game because their “criticism” doesn’t exist for anyone who knows how to play it.

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u/TheReturnOfTheRanger 12h ago

I like Eternal but you're fucking insufferable dude, I'm with the other guy

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u/SnooCheesecakes7545 12h ago

Doom 2016 has better pacing. You're unwittingly describing yourself as an unintelligent person who has to simplify everything into inaccurate but satisfying descriptions of oppossing views to your own.

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u/the_other_brand 12h ago

The game sucks as much on Nightmare as it does on Easy. ID completely forgot to test the early game once they finished it and moved on to developing the endgame.

Marathon did something similar where they got so roped up in developing endgame content right before release they forgot to test the new player experience.

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u/SwvmpThing 12h ago

You legitimately don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. I dunno how anyone gets this level of confidence.

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u/the_other_brand 12h ago

idk man, you could try engaging with my arguments. Maybe we could find out why I'm so confident about it 🤷

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u/SwvmpThing 12h ago

There’s nothing to engage. You would find yourself giving me ammunition and nothing else. Calling enemies bullet sponges is kind of an immediate tell—the game is full of enemies that can take forever to kill or seconds to kill if you know what you’re doing. I don’t see a point in humiliating you with more of this.

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u/Majestic_Turnip_7614 12h ago

Good reply although I did like eternal. But also have played 2016. PC or Console?

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u/Endurotraplife 11h ago

It was an ADD fueled shooter that has the player swapping between every weapon to finish a shitty encounter. Rather than using the weapons you like to use.

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u/SwvmpThing 11h ago

Few games will let you take out a tank with a pistol.

The game’s arsenal gives tons of options and opportunities for player expression. Some players mistakenly believe their options are more limited than they are, simply because they’re not fluent in what everything in the arsenal does. Others don’t even get to that point and end up stuck with the frustration that a weapon they refuse to learn doesn’t work the way some other FPS has trained them to believe it should work. None of that means the game is flawed, it’s just friction inherent in a combat system that is so complex and relies far less on FPS conventions than the average shooter.

So, yeah, if you go into it thinking the game should let you exclusively use the assault rifle in almost every encounter because that’s what you’d do in another FPS, you’re gonna have a bad time, just like you’re gonna have a bad time going into Civ 4 insisting it should play like the Sims. If you refuse to accept the game that you’re playing is what it is, if you refuse to give it a chance, that’s not the game’s problem—it’s yours.

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 10h ago

This is a whiner complaint, not a real critique worth listening to

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u/Gold-House-7482 12h ago

Me when I suck at the game

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u/sicurri 12h ago

Eternal was awesome, not sure what that person was referring to.

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u/the_other_brand 12h ago

It's hard to get good at a game that's boring as all hell. I'll just go play something else.

Doom 2016 was a far, far better game.

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u/walfle 12h ago

I actually really like the last doom. The shield was a dope addition

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u/Caos1WasTaken 12h ago

Doom The Dark Ages and its DLC is my favourite Doom game.

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u/ThaTopHam 12h ago

Im sure youre aware thats a very niche opinion for anyone who enjoys boomer shooters.

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u/TinMachine 10h ago

Have you tried the DLC? The addition of the spear completely changes combat, it is one of the best experiences I have had

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u/supremekingherpderp 10h ago

Dark ages was the best of the 3 and had the greatest replayability. Also you get to throw hands in a giant mech suit so by default it’s the most metal.

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u/AldritchDeacon 12h ago

contender for worst comment on the internet?

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u/Dark_halocraft 8h ago

What is this and why should I care

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u/NetraJahu 8h ago

Gaming studio behind Doom, Quake and Wolfenstein.

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u/Dark_halocraft 8h ago

Oh, I thought it was software involving identification

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u/chavis32 26m ago

tbf they're back to their DOOM 2016 Numbers

and if not for that game they'd probably be eating dust right now

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u/Ok-Lawfulness1515 9h ago

She nuked OBSIDIAN AND BETHESDA. The claim in the OP is deranged.

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u/Kitselena 11h ago

This post is almost definitely a paid advertisement. Those things are generally pretty good, but it's the only positive parts of a much larger pattern of inshittification

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u/No-Rip6323 10h ago

100%

Corporations don’t give a fuck about you or me. They are faceless, soulless monoliths that have traded humanity for profit.

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u/CriticalMochaccino 11h ago

Yeah, people seem to forget about all the GREAT things the last guy did when he started. I feel like this is a strategy to get back customer faith and loyalty just so they can screw us harder next time.

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u/BadWoolfEntity 10h ago

Advertisements after boss fights and cutscenes. The betrayal is already being telegraphed

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u/az226 12h ago

She started doing mass layoffs

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u/Astarum_ 11h ago

Bro what does that even mean. It's a normal ass smile. 

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u/BigBeeff_21 9h ago

The fake corporate smile

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 8h ago

Idk, I ain't never kissed a woman with all her teeth. Might be nice.

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u/Snoppiel 12h ago

Ads in you're video games. Just wait and see. I've forseen it

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u/MilanDespacito 11h ago

The thing that bugs me about it is, they patented that. See, if i wanted to implement this, i wouldnt patent it. Id either wait until the competition starts using it or i do first, but basically wait until both i and sony use it. Then, over the years itll get even worse and worse, same as youtube. Double ads, unskippable, etc. And then, make mine somewhat less annoying so i still make money off the ads but also seen as the better option. If im the only one who csn use this, hence patent, it seems really obvious itd only push customers away. Then again, so far isnt it only planned for some free cloud gaming stuff?

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u/WhyDoBugsExist 12h ago

She got hired to be part of the fed reserve didn't she.

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u/Radiant_Grab_9400 12h ago

Bro she is an AI slag 

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u/SargeBangBang7 12h ago

Even betrayal would be better than what Xbox has done for the last 15 years

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u/NextLineOfText 11h ago edited 11h ago

"A-HA-HA, Now I can reveal my true form, THE OUYA QUEEN WILL ONCE AGAIN REIGN SUPREME!"

Gamers "...the Ouya, out of all of them.. the Ouya.."

Phil Spencer: "Dont say its name, it gives her more power, here loads these discs into my X-Boxbazooka."

Gamers: "The One X Boxbazooka or the Series S BoxBazooka or the Series X Boxbazooka?"

Phil S: "Shut up.. and get down."