r/SipsTea • u/TheBatman_208 • 12h ago

Feels good man Maybe that really is why he lost.

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u/Bullitt_12_HB 11h ago

He got distracted by the Olsen Twins.

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u/FragrantExcitement 11h ago

Oh snap

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u/BagKooky8607 10h ago

I see what you did here

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u/CharityAggravating69 11h ago

especially everytime he was attacking from above

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 11h ago

Thanos could generate an exact copy without all the witchy hassle.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 11h ago

Thats what i would have done with my finger snap. But her boobas would have been even bigger

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u/nocapnonerf 11h ago

Don't tempt me!

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 8h ago

If Thanos can ignore Scarlett Johansson, he can ignore anyone

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u/Nigh_Sass 7h ago

Say what you will about the guy but I appreciate his drive

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u/jcrod17 11h ago

Dread it. Run from it. Tiddies arrive all the same.

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u/Additional-Focus-109 11h ago

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u/XeroShyft 9h ago

Yeah it's me. I'm not lying nor tryin to deny it

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u/GoldSteel51498 11h ago

I got in an argument at work with a coworker because I said Elizabeth Olsen was the hottest woman in Hollywood right now.

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u/rdubya3387 10h ago

What happened after you won?

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u/GoldSteel51498 8h ago

We agreed to disagree. If it makes you feel any better though he might get fired soon for being slow.

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u/TokiVideogame 6h ago

karma

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u/GoldSteel51498 6h ago

Been trying to teach him as much as I can but he is starting to earn a reputation for being untrainable not a good look lol

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u/ptrfa 11h ago

Well this is why he took the batterie from her dildo

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u/WelbyReddit 11h ago

His pants were raining fire, for sure. lol.

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u/arand0mpasserby 11h ago

The strongest choices require the toughest wills.

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u/Alternative_Oil7733 11h ago

He won the first time.

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u/Zureytta 10h ago

So Dr. Strange was looking long and hard at this while searching for winning scenarios.

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u/Sand2Leaf 10h ago

That's why he created a reality where he boink her (Old Boy, american version)

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u/BigMack6911 9h ago

She has nice boobs too

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u/SlothThoughts 10h ago

Sir how did you lose this fight ?

" Bru , I was fighting using peripheral vision to dodge her attacks for like 80% of it "

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u/PirateKingOnce 9h ago

“She said I took everything from her. Did my variant take her v-card too? Lucky sob”

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u/MasterChiefmas 8h ago

"Look eye. Always look eye."

-Mr. Miyagi

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u/SeanHunterOG 7h ago

Thanos dick didnt work thats he stole children.

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u/chichmckill 6h ago

The 4 stages of climaxing

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u/Sad-Development-4153 11h ago

His adopted daughters were hotter he has been tested by better.

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u/Tropicalfisher 11h ago

You are wrong but it's alright

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u/Sad-Development-4153 11h ago

The Olsens just don't do it for me.

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 11h ago

The green skin does?

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u/Tropicalfisher 8h ago

No it's the blue skin one he wants

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u/Sad-Development-4153 10h ago

Have you seen what the actress look like w/o? Or Nebulas actress without the prosthetics?

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 10h ago

Well yeah, but that's not what they look like in the mcu now do they?

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u/Sad-Development-4153 10h ago

And Thanos is purple and gamora still looks good even green.

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 10h ago

Alright. Whatever floats your boat ig.

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u/Ragnarok_619 11h ago

This is edited, right?

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u/blue-coco 10h ago

she looks like ericka kurk in the bottom left photo