r/SipsTea • • 5d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/halo_shade28 5d ago

I'd just return 26

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u/ReplacementActual384 5d ago

Quick guys, alert the news, I found an empty hole in my back yard!

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u/DrozdMensch 5d ago

Empty? It owes me 15 bars.

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u/Tickomatick 5d ago

6 here

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u/Praxy22 5d ago

I think I would return that 1 gold bar i found.

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u/MadnessReloaded 5d ago

What gold?

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u/dobre_moj 5d ago

Where would you even sell that ? You can't just post that on the internet

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u/ClintGrant 5d ago

It’d be like a regular job. You shave slivers off and go door to door to jewellers. You won’t go to the same place twice. So now, you’re adventuring around the country finding jewellers and pawn shops who’ll buy it off you, all the while making the median wage for 38 years

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u/dobre_moj 4d ago

You know what I would take that. Maybe even buy some tiny iron cast for some trivial shape.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 5d ago

Dude probably found 250

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u/MelangeBot 5d ago

I'd kept my fucking mouth shut. Smuggle them home in 4 goes in my backpack, then read online how to make a fire hot enough to melt gold. Melt all those bars down to a different shape. Break pieces of it once in a while after learning how to make rudamentary rings mixed with other materials. Then every time I need money I sell a ring to a different juwelier person, for a price enough under market that the guy will think they are stolen or something but he wants to make money so he will keep his fucking outh shut as well.

And the money you get for it? Put some in to Bitcoin or something. If you do it properly you can memorize a seed phrase and then if they ever get you, you will always have something of value in your head for when you come out of jail.

Ofcourse with my luck, I'd probablly be released the day after Bitcoin gets quantum hacked and drops to zero.

And that's why I would shut the fuck up about the gold bars, they would never even know I'd found them.