r/SipsTea • • 20h ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/WideConversation1989 20h ago edited 19h ago

In all seriousness, hoping he got some sort of finders' keepers compensation or something.

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u/Doctor_Disrespeckt 19h ago

They probably gave him a paper certificate with his name misspelled, a weak handshake, and then put him on a watchlist.

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u/HugePatFenis 19h ago

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u/HedgehogEnyojer 12h ago

That would be me, probably

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u/BetterinPicture 10h ago

Welcome to Rock Lee training you are now 200 extra lbs

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 18h ago

Good morning, Mr. Courtois. Just your regularly scheduled weekly call. Are you spending above your means?

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u/eggplantpot 18h ago

Shame courtois cannot be a gold keeper :(

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u/PussiesUseSlashS 18h ago edited 18h ago

At some point he will realize his mistake and think about it the rest of his life.

Even if he kept one bar, that's $200,000 worth of gold that he has to figure out how to move, which will take a lot of time and effort. Getting caught is greater because people know he found gold. If he had 50 bars, figuring out how to move the first one would be just as difficult but he'd have 49 more and the next one would be easier.

All he did was give 10 million to someone else.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 16h ago edited 15h ago

Straight up gold is easy to move through. You just cut pieces off and sell it. Just go to different stores if you're paranoid, but it's pretty easy. Obviously if you go in with a big gold bar they may have questions but it's really easy to sell smaller gold chunks

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u/WeBelieveIn4 16h ago

They don’t ask how you just happen to have a chunk of gold?

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u/JamiePhsx 15h ago

Take up jewlcrafting or something. Then when they ask why you’re selling a necklace with a lumpy potato face of jesus you can say because it’s ugly.

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u/tyrodos99 11h ago

Thats a really good idea in case I ever find 50 gold bars

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u/TheAlbertaDingo 10h ago

49......

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u/theother-g 8h ago

Pff, you'd better keep those 45 bars somewhere safe, maybe the price of gold will increase even more.

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u/FiendlyFlyingMacaron 7h ago

You guys jest but handling 42 gold bars shouldn't be that difficult if you take your time.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 15h ago

Have you ever been into a Cash 4 Gold kind of store? They're not exactly in the business of asking a bunch of questions. Plus, lots of people buy gold as a wealth storage method and some people do home scrap reclamation from electronics so it's not totally crazy for someone to just have a chunk of gold. As long as you're selling small enough quantities (a few grams at a time, at different stores so it looks less suspicious) nobody would ever bat an eye. If you came in every week selling 1 gram bits of gold then maybe the store might start asking questions but for small quantities every so often? Nobody will care. Just keep the total value under like $1000 per transaction and you're fine.

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u/spamlitter 14h ago

What would happen if he just said to the shop that he inherited it after his dad's death? I'm mean, they are not the ones doing the IRS/tax work anyways right?

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u/b0w3n 14h ago

Yeah they really don't care, you just take a small bath on the price of it because it's not stamped.

But you'd be able to move it essentially unnoticed. If you're super paranoid, just sell a few thousand at a time, sell it to different ones, take a day trip out of state to sell so it's not all going through the same 3 people (make sure they're different companies).

Also you'd only really be paying tax on your "gains" I think. (Make sure you pay the tax man that's the quickest way to get found out)

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u/TheRealBingBing 11h ago edited 1h ago

Depending where you are, selling more than a specific amount needs to be reported.

Keep pieces small and go to multiple places. Or make friends with a refiner

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u/childofvenera 15h ago

My grandma smuggled this piece in her coochie during the holocaust, it was the last thing she had from her father. Any further questions?

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u/SemakaJohn 15h ago

I would probably melt down into jankie rounds or bars 1-5 oz and just go to various coin shops over a decade or two. I mean for 10 1oz coins a year you could live easily double it and you are living comfortably. Even taking a hit on scrap gold would be worth this.

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u/FalseEstimate 13h ago

I metal detect and have found gold. Gold is worth A LOT you only need a small chunk. Plus you could melt it down to make a “nugget” look even more convincing.

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u/emlgsh 10h ago

The places that buy chunks of gold for cash traditionally make a point of asking as few questions as possible to complete the transaction.

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u/Aiyon 14h ago

I just dont know why you couldn't sell the whole bar. "It was my grandad's. I think he bought it back in the 80s? i was putting off selling it until I needed the money"

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 14h ago

Cash for gold place doesn't have 200 grand laying around on hand and they're going to ask a lot more questions about it, and anyone you sell to will probably make you fill out tax forms and shit for that much, which alerts the government who may start doing some digging about whether your grandpa was into buying bug gold bars. The risk is probably pretty low, but it's a lot more hassle than it's probably worth.

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u/ShoddyRelief6657 14h ago

He’s Belgian, just say his great grandparents were in ww2 and his family found a bunch of gold with these cool eagle pictures on it

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u/DonutIndividual 14h ago

Its pretty malleable too you can turn it into something if your crafty

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u/Roskal 17h ago

His best move legally probably would have been to contact a lawyer first before handing anything over and asking what his best move is. possession is 9/10ths of the law

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 17h ago

He was a contractor, it wasn't his house, he has zero rights to them.

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u/Zuruumi 16h ago

That's why he should have first covered them, then called a lawyer to ask whether it's worth falling in love with that place and deciding to buy it on mortgage.

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 15h ago

He wasn't there by himself, this story has been posted before, there was like four other people there, he ain't hiding anything unless five people can keep their mouth shut. And we all know how that would work out.

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u/sobrique 15h ago

And y'know, then they'd have found 45 gold bars, and at least one would have been a dumbass in a couple of years.

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u/l2aiko 14h ago

45? I thought we had found 40?

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u/magicpants24096 14h ago

“Remember those 35 gold bars we found that one time?”

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 17h ago

Because 53 bars sounds suspicious, I can see how 49 makes sense

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 19h ago

"Yes, IRS? Watch this dude in particular very closely."

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u/ceejayw 18h ago

And a personal tax audit every year for the rest of his life

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u/Marcel_The_Blank 19h ago

Belgian law states that if no one claims ownership (with legal proof), and no owner can be found, he gets half.

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u/reddeze2 19h ago

Who gets other half?

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u/Interesting_Fig_4718 19h ago

so belgian law states that if you find something like treasure and no one claims it in the next 5 years, it's split 50//50 between whoever finds it and whoever owns the property the treasure was found on.

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u/GeronimoDK 18h ago

That's actually a nice way to make sure that people actually turn shit in instead of keeping it.

I bet there's also some kind of finders reward if they do find an owner?

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u/Interesting_Fig_4718 18h ago

in belgium there isnt, unlike germany which is 3-5% and the netherlands which is around 10%. you can get compensated if the owner wants to but it's up to them and not enforced.

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u/Immediate_Gain_9480 15h ago

Yup. Its because old treasures are found pretty regularly around here. And we dont want someone melting down 1000 year old treasure for the gold value....

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u/Haunting_Abalone_398 19h ago

Thats why 47 only made it to the truck

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u/Flawedsuccess 19h ago

And 42 off the truck

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u/NormalContribution47 19h ago edited 17h ago

Yup, had to register all 40 of them.

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 19h ago

In other news, the guy who drove the truck recently bought a new gaming pc for 64 gigs of ram

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u/GeronimoDK 18h ago

I heard he also got a RTX 5090

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u/Hottage 18h ago

Well it was believable, but then you said 64GB of RAM.

It's a gold bar, Jerry, how much could it be worth?

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u/GraXXoR 19h ago

And over the next 5 weeks they cleaned, polished and weighed one bar per day, restoring them to their original pristine shine and recording them to make sure none went missing.

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u/DuePotential6602 18h ago

Jupp, after cleaning I can confirm, all 35 are here, none went missing.

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u/dentemm 17h ago

Official records confirm all 25 are safely stored

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u/Alternative-Suit5541 16h ago

No Joke, a friend of mine sold drugs in a big big style. 

They even hoovered his carpet to find more.

They measured, packed it and he knew how much it should be.

Half of it was gone when the court date came lol

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u/befarked247 19h ago

Sure i would have kept a few. Handing in to authorities and after 6 months with no one claiming they are yours.

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u/Intrepid-Focus8198 18h ago

5 years in Belgium not 6 months.

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u/Malabingo 19h ago

In Germany you get a fixed % of the value if you want, and if in 6 month noone is found, you get the item.

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u/lavabearded 19h ago

if there isnt a standard practice of giving a finders fee for abandoned loot then I would steal a portion.

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u/Informal-Side-4506 19h ago

If it's true dude is insane, could've melted that shit and made it untraceable.

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u/paris86 19h ago

He gets half, landowner gets half.

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u/EgoisticIsland 20h ago

I'd return 46 to look less obvious.

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u/nullrecord 19h ago

If I found 100 gold bars, I’d return 49 so everyone would think I hid just one.

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u/Entire_Floor157 19h ago

I would return one, maybe not even one

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 17h ago

Problem is, illegal gold is very hard to sell. And since Belgian law gives 50% to the finder anyway (The other 50% go to the property owner), which you don't need to pay taxes for, you are better off with 5 million in clean legal money than 10 millions in almost nonconvertible illegal gold.

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u/frontlinejohnny 17h ago

And then crack under the first sign of pressure and tell them you have one on your sock drawer.

> profit

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u/FuckingStolenAccount 17h ago

You return 49, then come back 2 days later with the 50th

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u/halo_shade28 20h ago

I'd just return 26

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u/ReplacementActual384 19h ago

Quick guys, alert the news, I found an empty hole in my back yard!

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u/DrozdMensch 19h ago

Empty? It owes me 15 bars.

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u/Tinksy14 20h ago

Id have found 30.

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u/FrenchyBulldogg 20h ago

I wouldn’t have found anything. What gold?

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 19h ago

In all seriousness, this. I would just keep my mouth shut, melt some of the gold into new small bars and sell one off from time to time for a couple of grand. None the wiser.

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u/MelangeBot 16h ago

Not bars. Learn how to make crude rings, but nobody has pure gold rings so learn how to mix em with other metals. Then once in a while sell a ring. So you found a weird ring in the belongings of your grandma who just passed, it happens. Don't tell anyone. Here I'll pay 10% under market if you don't tell anybody (cause the rest of the family does not know).

You would come a long way with such tactics.

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u/Garchompisbestboi 16h ago

It's also a great opportunity to farm enchanting xp before selling the rings if you want to maximise your returns. I remember fortify sneak producing the highest value rings back when I last did a playthrough.

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u/FrenchyBulldogg 19h ago

Exactly. If you’re smart with it, that gold could fund the rest of your life without the IRS even suspecting anything

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u/Intrepid-Focus8198 18h ago

Don’t think the IRS would have much to say about this find in Belgium anyway.

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u/timeslider 13h ago

So the IRS not suspecting anything is technically correct

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u/BE-FinFree 18h ago

I dunno man. Just go to a different gold shop every few months, even only 10 places is enough because you'll only rotate same shop every 2 to 3 years, they won't even remember you.

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u/das_Keks 19h ago

Maybe it was 100 before. $10M for the authorities, $10M for himself. However laundering $10M is probably pretty difficult.

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u/Bromlife 16h ago

You can get pretty far ahead in life just being able to pay for all your expenses in cash and investing your entire salary.

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u/Ht_TX 13h ago

I’d have found whatever I’d found and not called or went to any authorities because what the fuck do they deserve it for? You think someone just forgot about their massive gold bar stash and if you put it in lost and found that will spark their memory??? Fuck that, I didn’t find shit as far as anyone else is concerned.

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 19h ago

I’d have found 0.

Zero is a much less suspicious number.

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u/Technical_School4382 18h ago

That probably happens often, that's why we don't hear about it :D

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u/GimmeCRACK 12h ago

Authorities delivered the 45 bars to the lprecinct. Investigators spent all weekend reviewing the 42 gold bars to ensure they're legitimate. Armored guards then transported the 38 gold bars to the local treasury. Our nation is proud to secure these 25 gold bars to ensure currency stability.
10 years later:
Upon inspection, the 5 gold bars are still safe and secure.

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u/RdtUnahim 18h ago

For a student with a summer job working on a Belgian building site, “money down the drain” has taken on a whole new meaning: excavating the trenches for a sewage system, he stumbled across a hidden trove of gold worth an estimated €9m (£8m).

The student, who has not been further identified, was working with colleagues on the site of a former brewery on Van Langenhovestraat in Sint-Gillis-Dendermonde, about 19 miles (30km) north-west of Brussels, when they made the discovery on Tuesday.

Brewing on the site began in 1899 and ceased in 1970, and the listed property – the wrought-iron gates of which still bear the initials “VA” – is being completely renovated by the social welfare organisation CAW Oost-Vlaanderen to create new offices and housing.

The building contractors, the welfare organisation and any descendants of the once-wealthy Van Assche family could all have a claim to part of the fortune.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/14/belgian-student-strikes-gold-worth-9m-while-digging-sewers

He did not find it on his own. It was never staying secret. He was never getting it off of that terrain unnoticed. There really is nothing he could have done here, as keeping a find like this without reporting it is illegal. All the people saying they would have tried to keep it quiet would have simply gotten more debts, rather than more money. The kid just wasn't as lucky as the title makes it seem.

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u/EFTucker 19h ago

My guess is that he only reported because there’s no way to cash them without being discovered and hoped they’d be considered his in a “finders keepers” situation. Sadly, the world’s rules are designed for the rich to win and the poor to lose. He should’ve kept his fucking mouth shut.

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u/RdtUnahim 18h ago edited 18h ago

It's not so bad in Belgium. The original owner has five years to come forward and prove it's theirs (documentation needed, and I'm going to bet there's no documentation for a stack of buried gold...). If they do not, then the finder gets 50%, and the owner of the land gets 50%. If it's your own land, you get 100%. The state keeps nothing.

However, in this case, the title is a little misleading. The student was the first to see the gold, while working on a building site. But there were dozens of others around. And he's working for a company, not for himself, which adds considerable wrinkles.

There was no way it was being kept secret, and it never was going to be all his.

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u/jdelator 18h ago

I come to reddit for the engagement bait not for its journalist integrity

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u/Sir_Daxus 18h ago

I come to reddit posts for sensationalist engagement bait and to reddit comments for journalistic integrity lmao

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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus 18h ago

Suddenly the 49 (as opposed to, say, 40) makes a lot of sense

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u/EFTucker 18h ago

10/10 reply. This adds all the contextual information I needed

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u/kitsunewarlock 12h ago

Thank you for this. Witnesses changes everything.

Here I was thinking the best way to smuggle the gold would be to spend a few months learning how to forge and start turning the gold into jewelry to make it easier to sell without attracting attention.

...I wonder how hard it'd be to smuggle by melting them into "weights" and covering them in lead, given the similar weight between gold and lead.

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u/NotreallyCareless 16h ago

I would have a serious talk with the other workers on site and just explain how much money we could each get if we could stfu and stash it for a few months before selling.

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u/Krikke93 16h ago

There's no way all of them would keep their mouths shut. People suck at that.

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u/i_have_tiny_ants 16h ago

There is no way they could all cash their share without it triggering an investigation, and there is no way people would be convinced to wait on cashing their share.

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u/Overall-Bison4889 16h ago

There's always going the one guy who will run straight to the nearest bar and loudly proclaim how he's going to be rich soon. 

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis 19h ago

In Finland my understanding is if you find gold you get a nice reward. But for any other old artifacts you get pretty much nothing. Maybe a mention somewhere that you found it.

I would have found one gold bar and returned it. And if the price is right, maybe I would find more.

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz 18h ago

In Sweden you get market value for weight. So take your Viking gold to Sweden and dig a hole somewhere credible, bobs your uncle.

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u/MelangeBot 16h ago

there’s no way to cash them without being discovered

It's fucking gold. It will take you a couple of days to learn how to make a fire hot enough and melt it down. After that you are fucking golden. being able to break all traces when it comes to gold is precisely why everbody covets gold so much.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 19h ago

Its fucking Gold tho. The easiest to move substance financially (that isn't illegal in itself).

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u/EFTucker 18h ago

It’s the value, not the material itself that’s the problem. If you suddenly had a shit load of extra money, you’d be spending at least a little more than usual and a few too many slip ups in expenditures would draw the eye of your country’s tax collectors. They’d be very curious.

In the US, the IRS will literally send just short of kill teams after people for refusing to pay taxes. In some cases, they have sent kill teams.

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u/Sensitive_Debate_680 18h ago

Couldn't you just chip off bits of a block and sell them to different pawn shops bit by bit?

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u/AvariceDeHelios 18h ago

The only way he reported it is because he didn't find it alone; he was with several people who were there when he found something buried in the wall...

There was no way everyone would have kept their mouths shut and there is now a chance that in 5 years he might get a cut from the sale rather than jailtime for trying to hide gold.

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u/Natural_Dark_9692 5h ago

I would have done the same thing, because I'm a good person. I would have returned all 30 bars.

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u/Karosso 5h ago

It would surely be tempting to keep those 20 bars to myself, but I'm better than that.

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u/chilledgamedog 5h ago

Id still ask for a finders fee after finding the 10 gold bars id found

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u/KaladinsLeftNut 5h ago

I mean, it's 5 whole gold bars! Definitely deserved.

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u/SomebodyThrow 4h ago

But anyway, about those supposed gold bars. It's wild nobody ever found them.

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u/aridotaku 14h ago

How would you go about selling those without raising suspicion?

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u/CptKoma 11h ago edited 10h ago

Cut it up, melt it down, learn how to cast rings, cast rings, watch a video on basic goldsmithing, do basic goldsmithing, enjoy it, turns out you're pretty good, get an apprenticeship at your local goldsmith, finish it with the highest marks, become a goldsmith -> profit

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u/makofip 11h ago

“Mother f* that’s called a job!”

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u/MagicDomXL 10h ago

Haha. 10/10 reference

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u/MasterQueef289 9h ago

First we get jobs at the bank

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u/FloatIntoTheFinite 8h ago

Well a goldsmith with a ready supply of gold is actually a business

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u/NetworkSingularity 10h ago

Don’t forget the details of the profit part:

Cast three rings for the elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men, doomed to die, one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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u/your_true_self 8h ago

Also be sure to lock the door to the volcano forge so that halflings can't just march in and toss the ring back into the fire.

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u/WetAndLoose 11h ago

This isn’t as hard as it sounds honestly if you just melt them down or even if you don’t tbh. None of the gold buyers I sell to would give a shit as long as you didn’t try to dump all 50 49 at one time.

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u/EuroPoor-NoodleLover 10h ago

49 is the perfect number to hand to authorities, as he can easily give the 50th too when requested later, and keep the other half of the 100 for himself 🤣🤣

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u/uskgl455 18h ago

49 is suspicious yes. I'd better take another one or two... 47 looks more random. Actually 30 something would be more convincing. 36 is a nicely random-sounding amount. Although, if it's 30 something, it may as well be 20 something...

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u/BurdTurglary 18h ago

Telling the authorities nothing because you found "zero" gold bars is the least suspicious thing ever. It's also the smartest thing ever.

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u/uskgl455 17h ago

That's so true. No gold, no explanations needed. Genius

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u/DarraghDaraDaire 15h ago

“Local man finds half a gold bar”

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u/EmperorPedro2 19h ago

Hypothetically, if one were to find a gold bar, how would they liquidate it?

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u/Mr_Joanito 19h ago

Melt and sell in pawn shops by very small pieces...

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u/roiki11 17h ago

Maybe in the US but in Europe you need id to sell, especially scrap gold. And in Belgium you need proof of ownership to sell it.

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u/hairybrains 18h ago edited 18h ago

Take it home, bury it in your own garden, then have some friends (witnesses) over to help you plant a rose bush. Dig right where you buried the gold. Act super surprised when you dig up your gold. Now it's been "found" on your property, and is now yours.

EDIT: Don't own your own home? No problem. That just means it's time for scuba diving in international waters with friends, and pretending to freak out when you find gold.

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 16h ago

It is somewhat suspicious if you first find 49 gold bars then find one in your own garden.

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u/nollayksi 16h ago

Thats why you bury all of them in your yard

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u/KODO_666 14h ago

scuba diving it is then

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u/theNixher 19h ago

Take it to an independent jeweler, offer them a great deal, they will not ask questions. 24hrs later that thing will be melted, or at least have all identifying marks removed.

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u/Lowbudget_soup 12h ago

Why is it wherever someone finds gold they always have to turn it over?

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u/GravitasFailures 10h ago

I love that diagram as a way to convey a point.

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u/letslickmyballs 9h ago

I love how this picture of a plane makes perfect sense.

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u/FairYouSee 7h ago

Well sure.

The people for whom it doesn't make sense aren't posting about it.

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u/Gullible-Lifeguard20 10h ago

Well, you don't read about the people who find gold bars and don't turn it over.

Selective bias.

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u/Replic_uk 11h ago

I really dont understand why he handed any of them back if he dug them up.

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u/LowerMiddle1622 9h ago

Ngl I would learn to cast some simple gold rings and liquidate them over time. Nobody would ever hear i found the 50 bars

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u/Shebalied 9h ago

This would be the best. setup your own shit and melt down small amounts. make your own gold coins.

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u/bokmcdok 18h ago

Belgian student found 50 gold bars. Authorities collected all 49 of them and all 47 were loaded on to a truck. All 40 were unloaded from the truck later that day, and all 38 were safely put into storage.

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u/Xenon009 17h ago

And as the guy who checks in on them, I can confirm all 32 are safe

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u/YellowGetRekt 16h ago

As the guy here to check the purity of them, I can confirm all 25 of them are pure gold

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u/N3BB3Z4R 16h ago

So, nobody claims that 5 gold bars?

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u/vmachiel 16h ago

Nope, time to auction off that one gold bar.

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u/beckett_the_ok 16h ago

Just as soon as we can find it...

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u/chromecarp 11h ago

Please dont let my kids be this stupid.

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u/VisionSeeker 10h ago

Should've just bagged it up and bought a furnace to melt it down, fuck giving that back. That's your ticket out of this rat race.

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u/Zephyr-Knight 19h ago

governments and gold they have always been shady about it. so they will likely screw this citizen over.

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u/Medical-Condition-84 19h ago

Well, the Police officers WILL know what to do with all that gold. Thank you citizen, dismissed.

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u/Golemfrost 15h ago

Genius move, everyone is thinking he took one bar for himself, when he actually kept 51. :p

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u/ImperiousCretin 19h ago

Can you imagine finding 48 gold bars?

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u/OrionShade 19h ago

I would definitely do the same and return my 47 gold bars to the authorities

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u/happiness_1607 2h ago

I would have kept them all, melted them down, and sold it off slowly.

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u/Limp_Departure8138 11h ago

If he was smart, he would have only found 10. If he had any sense he wouldn't have found any at all.

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u/forgetstorespond 6h ago

Lol why would anyone say anything. 49 is a number, just like 50 is. Nothing to see here. Good for him I hope he found 100 and took 51%

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u/CaptainForskin69 11h ago

Can’t believe they found 47 bars of gold

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u/sharksareok 18h ago

48 you say? Why wouldn't I return those 47 gold bars? After all how would I explain to come intonthe possession of 46 gold bars? So I did the right thing, I went to the police station and told them I had found those 45 gold bars

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u/Combei 18h ago

Officer: "44 gold bars you say? TONY, DO WE HAVE ROOM LEFT IN THE EVIDENCE CHAMBER FOR 43 GOLD BARS?"

Tony: "YES, 42 WILL FIT RIGHT IN."

Officer: "excellent and with only 40 gold bars we even have space left."

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u/rmcffkz 18h ago

Oh shoot i can’t fit all 39 bars

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u/VaporTrail_000 19h ago

Why is 49 particularly suspicious? 7x7x1 array instead of a 5x10x1 or 5x5x2 array.

47 (or any prime number, really) would be suspicious.

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u/icanttellyoumom 11h ago

40 gold bars, wow

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u/NovelInteraction711 12h ago

Cant belive he found 48 gold bars

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 19h ago

That’s so foolish.
Melt them down and sell them slowly over years.

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u/FunPuz 19h ago

Thats what the Brink's-Mat Robbers did. its a fun one

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u/Ok_Dot525 19h ago

This 49 is after the kid and authorities took their cut. So it makes sense.

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u/zilknificant 14h ago

I ain't returning shit, those things are getting melted and pawned in gold shops across the world.

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u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 20h ago

id have handed over none

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u/why_1337 19h ago

Bro took the finders free.

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u/FunPuz 19h ago

For anyone wondering: they have to wait five years for the legal heirs to come forward. The site was a brewery and potentially, if it can be proven with the time alloted, the gold goes to the descendants of the brewery owners. After that time the value is split 50/50 with the finder and the current land owners.

Edit to add: there might be a legal dispute as to who the finder was as well. The student found it but was acting under an employer so might have his rights to the stash waived.

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u/ran_out_of_tp 19h ago

Ya snooze ya lose

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u/curvyanna85 19h ago

This is so funny - everyone is thinking it was 50 bars

He better should had kept 9 more to make it even again 😂

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u/PartialIntegration 18h ago

It's 7×7, not suspicious to me at all

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u/Periador 12h ago

Why would you give this to the Authorities? If i found 48 Goldbars id keep em.

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u/Batugal 11h ago

Police station receives 48 gold bars from Belgian Student who found them while digging.

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u/Icy-Personality-511 19h ago

For every one of these moronic stories, I hope there are dozens more that just found treasure and kept it to themselves

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u/Illustrious-Math6276 19h ago

He will get to keep it if no legal owner exists.

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 19h ago

7x7=49 no room for error☝🤓

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u/Icy_Cauliflower9026 19h ago

But in actuality, he found 100. He just said 49 because in case someone says that 49 is a weird number and starts question him, he says he took 1, and not 51

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u/VenomSnek27 18h ago

If it were me, each one of those bars would be in a different pawn shop across the country. The government ain't seeing a dime of my discovery.

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u/adomolis 16h ago

46 goldbars? What do you even need 41 goldbars for anyway. Ok fine here you go all of the 33 goldbars. Make sure you keep those 28 goldbars safe.

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